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Best/Worst one line opening messages
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By *4guy1 OP Man
over a year ago
Dublin |
Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them… |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
north down |
"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…"
If you want bred give me a shout  |
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By *4guy1 OP Man
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout "
How could you possibly refuse? |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
louth, Ireland |
"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout "
What kind of bred? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Opened a message earlier to find one word…..
S’up
That was it.
He must have put so much thought into that one!!
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I spent a good 10 mins trying to think of something witty to open with for you  |
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By *4guy1 OP Man
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Opened a message earlier to find one word…..
S’up
That was it.
He must have put so much thought into that one!!
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LOL—— “sup”
Classic….. 
I’m sure you replied with - get here quick and take me to heaven….. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message two day ago. “I’m into kink. Sh1t in my mouth”. Jasus, that’s rough. Meeting him next week. Ahem
Pmsl
You’re on to a winner there……"
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout "
I really love olive focaccia . Oh wait not that type |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout "
Fred there's no bread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Opened a message earlier to find one word…..
S’up
That was it.
He must have put so much thought into that one!!
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I'm sure it was the way he said it though |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
north down |
"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout
Fred there's no bread "
I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol  |
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"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout
Fred there's no bread
I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol "
Dick pick do you want this? |
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By *4guy1 OP Man
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout
Fred there's no bread
I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol
Dick pick do you want this?"
Ah FFS….. that’s just embarrassing I apologise on behalf of all men…. |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout
Fred there's no bread
I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol
Dick pick do you want this?
Ah FFS….. that’s just embarrassing I apologise on behalf of all men…. "
It really is . Have an 8 year old daughter and the idea of future online dating looking like this is kinda horrific |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have had a few recently from couples that think I am gonna drop what I am doing and come straight away and service their wife...am no sex worker ffs...it's not only the easy to bash single males at this rubbish |
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"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout
Fred there's no bread
I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol
Dick pick do you want this?
Ah FFS….. that’s just embarrassing I apologise on behalf of all men…. "
What's embarassing about it? You didn't send it did you? No need to apologise on my behalf when I'm not guilty.  |
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"Apologies if this has been posted before.
I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received.
Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest…..
Let’s hear them…
If you want bred give me a shout
Fred there's no bread
I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol
Dick pick do you want this?
Ah FFS….. that’s just embarrassing I apologise on behalf of all men….
What's embarassing about it? You didn't send it did you? No need to apologise on my behalf when I'm not guilty. "
No appreciate that there are decent real people on fab as I know and have met but unfortunately the asxxxxx out weight them. |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Has anyone ever gotten any inspiring ones???
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I once put together a very lengthy scenario with huge amounts of specific detail and sent it to my favourite 4-5 bi MF couples . One came back and said they were interested and we met |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Opened a message earlier to find one word…..
S’up
That was it.
He must have put so much thought into that one!!
I'm sure it was the way he said it though"
Maybe if he had of gone with " S'up *cocks head to the right, raises left eyebrow*" ?? |
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