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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bored off my blip and stuck in the hossy again (not covid). I’m in moral need (bad choice of words) of a distraction. Random facts, weird happenings, party tricks. Any distraction is welcomed. TIA |
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My party trick is if I tilt my head back I can balance a tennis ball on my chin, another on my nose and one on my forehead. I can also juggle at the same time! But my best trick is telling huge exaggerated fibs   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My party trick is if I tilt my head back I can balance a tennis ball on my chin, another on my nose and one on my forehead. I can also juggle at the same time! But my best trick is telling huge exaggerated fibs "
Smarty pants. Lol |
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over a year ago
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I had a flying ant outbreak in my kitchen last Friday. Did you know that the flying ants are only queens and males, the worker ants are all female (non-queens) ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hope you’re doing ok 
Is it a fact if you make up some random nonsense and end the sentence with a resounding statement that it is a “FACT”?"
Yes. Politicians do it all the time. FACT! |
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Wierd happenings.
I was out in the back garden with a friend one night. Looking at the stars. There was a bit of a moon but not full. High high in the sky a little reddish star appeared near the moon, but it was moving, fast.... it wasnt a star. It must be a satellite I thought, but then in changed course, it moved erratically, it reversed direction quickly and disappeared behind the moon.
My friend said "did you just see that", "I did" I replied " that makes no sense at all"
It made no sense OP.
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"I had a flying ant outbreak in my kitchen last Friday. Did you know that the flying ants are only queens and males, the worker ants are all female (non-queens) ?"
I didn’t know that. Interesting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wierd happenings.
I was out in the back garden with a friend one night. Looking at the stars. There was a bit of a moon but not full. High high in the sky a little reddish star appeared near the moon, but it was moving, fast.... it wasnt a star. It must be a satellite I thought, but then in changed course, it moved erratically, it reversed direction quickly and disappeared behind the moon.
My friend said "did you just see that", "I did" I replied " that makes no sense at all"
It made no sense OP.
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Have a look at a documentary called the hunt for the skin Walker. It’s interesting stuff. It must be true because Robbie Williams is in it. |
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"Wierd happenings.
I was out in the back garden with a friend one night. Looking at the stars. There was a bit of a moon but not full. High high in the sky a little reddish star appeared near the moon, but it was moving, fast.... it wasnt a star. It must be a satellite I thought, but then in changed course, it moved erratically, it reversed direction quickly and disappeared behind the moon.
My friend said "did you just see that", "I did" I replied " that makes no sense at all"
It made no sense OP.
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In 1979 when staying in a hostel near Wexford two friends and I saw a red light hovering above the sanddunes about a mile away at a height of about 50 or 60 feet.
Next morning we asked the people running the hostel what it was and they had no idea as there was nothing there apart from the beach. They said to call them that night if we saw it again but it didn't reappear.
On the third and final night we saw it again around midnight and called the others. It was closer this time.
One of the men turned on the spotlights on his tractor and the light shot straight up in the air at lightening speed and disappeared.
The following year friends stayed there and asked the owners about it and they said it had only been seen once more after that further along the coast. |
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I was walking through a park one evening and I thought I could see a disc shaped object moving through the air. The sun was behind it so I had to squint, but yes, it appeared to be getting closer. I was wondering what it could be for a few moments, and then it struck me ...it was a Frisbee.  |
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"I was walking through a park one evening and I thought I could see a disc shaped object moving through the air. The sun was behind it so I had to squint, but yes, it appeared to be getting closer. I was wondering what it could be for a few moments, and then it struck me ...it was a Frisbee. "
Jasus. What’s weird about that is you didn’t refer to yourself in the third person which if memory serves was always your thing sir lol |
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"I was walking through a park one evening and I thought I could see a disc shaped object moving through the air. The sun was behind it so I had to squint, but yes, it appeared to be getting closer. I was wondering what it could be for a few moments, and then it struck me ...it was a Frisbee.
Jasus. What’s weird about that is you didn’t refer to yourself in the third person which if memory serves was always your thing sir lol"
No that wasn’t you. Who was that? My heat will be wrecked now. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I was walking through a park one evening and I thought I could see a disc shaped object moving through the air. The sun was behind it so I had to squint, but yes, it appeared to be getting closer. I was wondering what it could be for a few moments, and then it struck me ...it was a Frisbee.
Jasus. What’s weird about that is you didn’t refer to yourself in the third person which if memory serves was always your thing sir lol
No that wasn’t you. Who was that? My heat will be wrecked now. "
Sent you the answer to that one...you're in hospital..don't be wreckin your head |
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"At an outdoor event year's ago got stung by wasps three times in the one day....."
A lady I was doing a landscaping job for brought me out a cup of tea and a few biscuits. I sat down on a low wall as she made conversation. Unfortunately I also sat down on a wasp and it managed to get up the leg of my shorts. I could feel it moving up my inner thigh but couldn't get at it. She got rather flustered when I dropped the shorts to try and get the wasp before it stung... To late, the hoor stung me twice, about 30mm from my sack.
To be fair to missus woman, she did ask if there was anything she could do to help. |
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By *og-ManMan
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"At an outdoor event year's ago got stung by wasps three times in the one day.....
A lady I was doing a landscaping job for brought me out a cup of tea and a few biscuits. I sat down on a low wall as she made conversation. Unfortunately I also sat down on a wasp and it managed to get up the leg of my shorts. I could feel it moving up my inner thigh but couldn't get at it. She got rather flustered when I dropped the shorts to try and get the wasp before it stung... To late, the hoor stung me twice, about 30mm from my sack.
To be fair to missus woman, she did ask if there was anything she could do to help. "
What suck the poison out or is that a snake only |
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"I was walking through a park one evening and I thought I could see a disc shaped object moving through the air. The sun was behind it so I had to squint, but yes, it appeared to be getting closer. I was wondering what it could be for a few moments, and then it struck me ...it was a Frisbee.
Jasus. What’s weird about that is you didn’t refer to yourself in the third person which if memory serves was always your thing sir lol
No that wasn’t you. Who was that? My heat will be wrecked now. "
That was the late Kaizer, he of Thunderkiss Enterprises Plc.  |
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"At an outdoor event year's ago got stung by wasps three times in the one day.....
A lady I was doing a landscaping job for brought me out a cup of tea and a few biscuits. I sat down on a low wall as she made conversation. Unfortunately I also sat down on a wasp and it managed to get up the leg of my shorts. I could feel it moving up my inner thigh but couldn't get at it. She got rather flustered when I dropped the shorts to try and get the wasp before it stung... To late, the hoor stung me twice, about 30mm from my sack.
To be fair to missus woman, she did ask if there was anything she could do to help.
What suck the poison out or is that a snake only "
I jokingly said something along those lines. I didn't get any more tea after that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just peel a bit of ginger...
....it will distract you for a while believe me.
I figging well will not. "
your profile pic is appropriate enough response there  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just peel a bit of ginger...
....it will distract you for a while believe me.
I figging well will not.
your profile pic is appropriate enough response there "
I know. It’s very apt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just peel a bit of ginger...
....it will distract you for a while believe me.
Just peel it with a teaspoon, takes seconds"
Google figging and you’ll get the joke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just peel a bit of ginger...
....it will distract you for a while believe me.
Just peel it with a teaspoon, takes seconds
Google figging and you’ll get the joke. "
I wish I hadnt |
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