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A ventriloquist from Cork visiting Kerry walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kerryman... 'Whats the craic, mind if I have a chat with your dog?'
Kerryman: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Langer.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
...Kerryman: (look of extreme shock!!!)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this Kerryman your owner?' (pointing at the Kerryman)
Dog: 'Tis'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the beach once
a week to play.'
Kerryman: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kerryman: 'Ehh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kerryman: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the Kerryman)
Horse: 'Tis'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down and keeps me
in the shed to protect me from the weather.'
Kerryman: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Kerryman: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a fucking liar...' |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"A ventriloquist from Cork visiting Kerry walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kerryman... 'Whats the craic, mind if I have a chat with your dog?'
Kerryman: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Langer.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
...Kerryman: (look of extreme shock!!!)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this Kerryman your owner?' (pointing at the Kerryman)
Dog: 'Tis'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the beach once
a week to play.'
Kerryman: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kerryman: 'Ehh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kerryman: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the Kerryman)
Horse: 'Tis'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down and keeps me
in the shed to protect me from the weather.'
Kerryman: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Kerryman: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a fucking liar...'"
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