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over a year ago
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"Delighted or disappointed to find one??  "
Id have to say disappointed, its not like they are even real crisps.
Before anyone asks, King crisps would be my number one choice |
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"Delighted or disappointed to find one?? "
Have to say disappointed. I mean it's not likely to actually be a pringle which begs the question, what is it? If it is a pringle, it's hardly going to be worth a munch is it? |
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"I don't think I could ever fist someone.
I'm pretty sure my hand would instinctively grope around for a Pringle while it was in there."
That's ok, hun 
Turn over and give me a go instead 
See can I find an intact carrot  |
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"I don't think I could ever fist someone.
I'm pretty sure my hand would instinctively grope around for a Pringle while it was in there.
That's ok, hun
Turn over and give me a go instead
See can I find an intact carrot "
Whatever floats your boat.....we men are here for the express purpose of making you happy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't think I could ever fist someone.
I'm pretty sure my hand would instinctively grope around for a Pringle while it was in there.
That's ok, hun
Turn over and give me a go instead
See can I find an intact carrot "
Someone sit on a snowman? |
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"I don't think I could ever fist someone.
I'm pretty sure my hand would instinctively grope around for a Pringle while it was in there.
That's ok, hun
Turn over and give me a go instead
See can I find an intact carrot
Someone sit on a snowman? "
I have a snowmaking machine in the backgarden just for that Nothing beats building a snowman in Ireland in August Alternatively I'll just feed you my mother's stew and see how you get on |
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"I don't think I could ever fist someone.
I'm pretty sure my hand would instinctively grope around for a Pringle while it was in there.
That's ok, hun
Turn over and give me a go instead
See can I find an intact carrot
Whatever floats your boat.....we men are here for the express purpose of making you happy lol"
Just as well you know your place |
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The shopkeeper tried charging me 5 Euros for a 12 pack of King Crisps earlier.
I snapped and told him “at least Dick Turpin had the good manners to wear a mask when he was robbing people”
“I am wearing a mask” he replied.
Covid is really pissing me off now… |
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"I don't think I could ever fist someone.
I'm pretty sure my hand would instinctively grope around for a Pringle while it was in there.
That's ok, hun
Turn over and give me a go instead
See can I find an intact carrot
Whatever floats your boat.....we men are here for the express purpose of making you happy lol
Just as well you know your place "
Can't think of a place I'd rather be lol |
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"The shopkeeper tried charging me 5 Euros for a 12 pack of King Crisps earlier.
I snapped and told him “at least Dick Turpin had the good manners to wear a mask when he was robbing people”
“I am wearing a mask” he replied.
Covid is really pissing me off now…"
You're earning so much as a builder why would a fiver for a 12 pack of crisps put you off supporting local business in tough times or should you have married the heiress on the bike after all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The shopkeeper tried charging me 5 Euros for a 12 pack of King Crisps earlier.
I snapped and told him “at least Dick Turpin had the good manners to wear a mask when he was robbing people”
“I am wearing a mask” he replied.
Covid is really pissing me off now…
You're earning so much as a builder why would a fiver for a 12 pack of crisps put you off supporting local business in tough times or should you have married the heiress on the bike after all "
Why are You pushing me to Marry that Woman, God You sound just like.....
hold on a minute....
Is that You Mam? |
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"The shopkeeper tried charging me 5 Euros for a 12 pack of King Crisps earlier.
I snapped and told him “at least Dick Turpin had the good manners to wear a mask when he was robbing people”
“I am wearing a mask” he replied.
Covid is really pissing me off now…
You're earning so much as a builder why would a fiver for a 12 pack of crisps put you off supporting local business in tough times or should you have married the heiress on the bike after all
Why are You pushing me to Marry that Woman, God You sound just like.....
hold on a minute....
Is that You Mam?"
Ah crap, blew my cover - shoulda got your dad onto this |
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"Fisting pringles snow men dick Turpin where next can this post possibly go
I'm still waiting on mammys Stew "
I'm still waiting on my knight in shining armour, and his steed - he'll look after the carrot peels |
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"Fisting pringles snow men dick Turpin where next can this post possibly go
I'm still waiting on mammys Stew
I'm still waiting on my knight in shining armour, and his steed - he'll look after the carrot peels "
So it's a team of two you're after and one needs to clean up?
How much Stew are we talking about? |
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"Fisting pringles snow men dick Turpin where next can this post possibly go
I'm still waiting on mammys Stew
I'm still waiting on my knight in shining armour, and his steed - he'll look after the carrot peels
So it's a team of two you're after and one needs to clean up?
How much Stew are we talking about? "
Enough to feed my team |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fisting pringles snow men dick Turpin where next can this post possibly go
I'm still waiting on mammys Stew
I'm still waiting on my knight in shining armour, and his steed - he'll look after the carrot peels
So it's a team of two you're after and one needs to clean up?
How much Stew are we talking about?
Enough to feed my team "
Giddy up |
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"Fisting pringles snow men dick Turpin where next can this post possibly go
I'm still waiting on mammys Stew
I'm still waiting on my knight in shining armour, and his steed - he'll look after the carrot peels
So it's a team of two you're after and one needs to clean up?
How much Stew are we talking about?
Enough to feed my team
Giddy up "
That's a herd |
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