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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

At last ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

Feck it sure if they cant be bothered moving the carseat theres some of the smaller ladies that might be able to contort themselves in there, sure nothing is too much trouble when we are sooooo desperate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brill

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't seem to find the number on your profile!

Does it only appear at night?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thought 1 April was long gone

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By *ireannCplCouple  over a year ago

Suburbs

Absolutely brilliant Got a great chuckle out of this RedLips..

Thank you

EireannCpl x

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Junction 14 here I cum

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By *oo32Man  over a year ago

tipperary


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

I have neither the anaconda or the Hyundai....can I still avail of the service?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

Obviously I'm on your books Rosy I love being called a slut and a whore by random strangers who think entirely with their dicks and can't even spell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

I had a hyundai matrix there was actually plenty of room could fold the seats down and put a mattress in it lol

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By *eijaWoman  over a year ago

City Centre

Brilliant Rosy

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman  over a year ago

Cork

Fantastic Rosy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

Obviously I'm on your books Rosy I love being called a slut and a whore by random strangers who think entirely with their dicks and can't even spell "

Obviously you are one of our top ladies always willing to get on her knees. Slut of the month 3 times in a row!

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By *ottie00Woman  over a year ago

Dublin


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

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By *rxmrsCouple  over a year ago

Dublin westmeath galway

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By *rxmrsCouple  over a year ago

Dublin westmeath galway


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

pleased can I be part of your team rosy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No intention of actually meeting but just want wank fodder we also offer Dial a Wank. Send us on a dick pic and we will immediately drop everything to change into something sexy to sext you back how huge that cock is and how dripping we be over it. Special preference to those with Sky remotes as they are one of our sponsors

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By *abrina36Woman  over a year ago

dublin

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

pleased can I be part of your team rosy "

We would be delighted if you could head up the Midlands branch lots of cocks in need of attention!

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By *abrina36Woman  over a year ago

dublin

Well done Rosy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No intention of actually meeting but just want wank fodder we also offer Dial a Wank. Send us on a dick pic and we will immediately drop everything to change into something sexy to sext you back how huge that cock is and how dripping we be over it. Special preference to those with Sky remotes as they are one of our sponsors "

Don't forget the deodorant cans.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is brilliant

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By *exy Saucy SocialsCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

Love it hilarious girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's definitely a market in the blow and go service for the busy professional

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

Obviously I'm on your books Rosy I love being called a slut and a whore by random strangers who think entirely with their dicks and can't even spell "

Dis day jus gets betr n betr

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By *eterdunneMan  over a year ago

leixlip

Do you offer a post ride wet towel rub down? For the prodigious cummers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you offer a post ride wet towel rub down? For the prodigious cummers. "

Of course and don't forget to fill out the comment card after with any other suggestions you have to make your experience better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very accommodating

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By *murphMan  over a year ago

drogheda

Lorry driver here can provide bed for ride love to have number lol

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By *Sparkie.Man  over a year ago

Ratoath

I have a white line where the wedding ring sits, do you offer a fake tan service to hide this?

Also,none of the ladies reply to my one liner message, do you n offer a message writing service or have you a bank.of message I could copy and paste from?

Finally, I have no pics on my.profile, have you a library I could choose some pics from and use them on my profile

Ps...I'm.passing through Kildare on the M7 next week if your free for a real quick one in the van

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By *indenMan  over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

About time…..

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By *rotic desiresWoman  over a year ago

Here and there


"I have a white line where the wedding ring sits, do you offer a fake tan service to hide this?

Also,none of the ladies reply to my one liner message, do you n offer a message writing service or have you a bank.of message I could copy and paste from?

Finally, I have no pics on my.profile, have you a library I could choose some pics from and use them on my profile

Ps...I'm.passing through Kildare on the M7 next week if your free for a real quick one in the van

"

Ah here - you're giving wayyyy too much notice here I'm lying in wait in the layby as we speak

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By *ollyballsMan  over a year ago

Carlow

Is it pay as you go or subscription service

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By *oingMan  over a year ago

co. antrim

Free delivery?

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

Belfast

I do like a woman with an entrepreneurial streak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

Obviously I'm on your books Rosy I love being called a slut and a whore by random strangers who think entirely with their dicks and can't even spell

Obviously you are one of our top ladies always willing to get on her knees. Slut of the month 3 times in a row! "

My certificates are proudly displayed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't necessarily want the ride.

But I would like to arrange for a lady to spend the evening getting dolled up and ready, and travel to hotel, only for me not bother show.

Do you offer this service? It does tremendous things for my ego.

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By *eterdunneMan  over a year ago

leixlip


"Do you offer a post ride wet towel rub down? For the prodigious cummers.

Of course and don't forget to fill out the comment card after with any other suggestions you have to make your experience better. "

The lad from the bus wank thread wants to know if you are close to the 47A route at all.

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By *Sparkie.Man  over a year ago

Ratoath


"I have a white line where the wedding ring sits, do you offer a fake tan service to hide this?

Also,none of the ladies reply to my one liner message, do you n offer a message writing service or have you a bank.of message I could copy and paste from?

Finally, I have no pics on my.profile, have you a library I could choose some pics from and use them on my profile

Ps...I'm.passing through Kildare on the M7 next week if your free for a real quick one in the van

Ah here - you're giving wayyyy too much notice here I'm lying in wait in the layby as we speak "

As per usual my plans will change at the last minute and I'll pm you to tell you I won't make it so best not to hang about the layby too long lol

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By *adyandthetramp20Couple  over a year ago

carry on camping

That gave me a proper giggle Was I the only one who read it in my head like the adverts on the shopping network?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a white line where the wedding ring sits, do you offer a fake tan service to hide this?

Also,none of the ladies reply to my one liner message, do you n offer a message writing service or have you a bank.of message I could copy and paste from?

Finally, I have no pics on my.profile, have you a library I could choose some pics from and use them on my profile

Ps...I'm.passing through Kildare on the M7 next week if your free for a real quick one in the van

"

Yes we do have a message writing service that's included. You can choose from classic lines like...nice legs when do they or....or nice tits can I cum on them

Yes we have some amazing stock photos from dicks out sitting on the toilet and the classic Lynx can beside dick photo. We've got something for everyone's tastes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't necessarily want the ride.

But I would like to arrange for a lady to spend the evening getting dolled up and ready, and travel to hotel, only for me not bother show.

Do you offer this service? It does tremendous things for my ego."

Yes of course that's our Dial a Disappointment option. Leave us waiting in a hotel for you never to show up. Guaranteed to fill that empty feeling inside you

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By *rotic desiresWoman  over a year ago

Here and there


"I have a white line where the wedding ring sits, do you offer a fake tan service to hide this?

Also,none of the ladies reply to my one liner message, do you n offer a message writing service or have you a bank.of message I could copy and paste from?

Finally, I have no pics on my.profile, have you a library I could choose some pics from and use them on my profile

Ps...I'm.passing through Kildare on the M7 next week if your free for a real quick one in the van

Ah here - you're giving wayyyy too much notice here I'm lying in wait in the layby as we speak

As per usual my plans will change at the last minute and I'll pm you to tell you I won't make it so best not to hang about the layby too long lol"

You think I'm waiting for just you ...I've already worked my way through a queue a mile long Whoever said I don't exercise enough, needs to retake my measurements

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By *ouple 0073Couple  over a year ago

donegal


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

this is funny

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By *ymboMan  over a year ago

here and there.

Excellent! Shouldn't laugh so much tho!!!

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By *exysamXXXWoman  over a year ago

The Land of Make Believe

Rosy you are comical always a guaranteed giggle with your posts x

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By *ettaManMan  over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

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By *yeCandyDublinCouple  over a year ago

Lucan

Rosy …roaring laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rosy …roaring laughing "

For this weekend only we have a special offer for couples if you are interested of availing of this amazing offer..order one lady get one more incuded..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great service

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By *F22Man  over a year ago

Dungarvan

Leave my hyundai out of it come on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do they make sandwiches and tea for after

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do they make sandwiches and tea for after"

Of course that's our Dial a Mammy premium service. You get the ride and a flask of tea sandwiches and a Purple Snack bar to take home with you.

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By *laveishMan  over a year ago

kildare


"Do they make sandwiches and tea for after

Of course that's our Dial a Mammy premium service. You get the ride and a flask of tea sandwiches and a Purple Snack bar to take home with you. "

Love purple snacks

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Is there any sort of loyalty card system like the coffee in circle K

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By *ardyboy54321Man  over a year ago

Fermanagh


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

have ya to drop the 0 I can't get a dialing tone

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By *laveishMan  over a year ago

kildare


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

Fuck it that was going well til the end. Don’t drive a Hyundai

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is there any sort of loyalty card system like the coffee in circle K "

Yes of course we want to reward our loyal customers. Your tenth Dial a Ride you get a free car wash and a valet to clean up all the squirt on your back seat

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By *man79Man  over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

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By *man79Man  over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

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By *man79Man  over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

Top darts Rosey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would a Hiace with carpet in the back be ok Boss??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there any sort of loyalty card system like the coffee in circle K

Yes of course we want to reward our loyal customers. Your tenth Dial a Ride you get a free car wash and a valet to clean up all the squirt on your back seat "

Any chance of filling up my wipers with squirt juice, I like the thought of getting squirted all over driving up the motorway...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do they make sandwiches and tea for after

Of course that's our Dial a Mammy premium service. You get the ride and a flask of tea sandwiches and a Purple Snack bar to take home with you. "

Ahhh that's the one, can you swap a purple snack for a yellow one tho, just the yellow is my favourite...

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"No intention of actually meeting but just want wank fodder we also offer Dial a Wank. Send us on a dick pic and we will immediately drop everything to change into something sexy to sext you back how huge that cock is and how dripping we be over it. Special preference to those with Sky remotes as they are one of our sponsors "

At last, pornography is available for free on the internet!

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By *OCONO5Couple  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Durrty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahahhahh ??


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

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By *imon2016Man  over a year ago

Dublin

If Carlsberg did....

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By *earlaitCouple  over a year ago

dublin


"We are very pleased to announce the launch of Dial a Fuck. After much research of our horny target market we have discovered there's a much needed need for dial a ride

Blank profile no problem we are so moist looking at your black silhouette outline and wanna lick your asshole messages

Horny and wanna meet now we have a network of ladies to choose from just let us know when you are in our area. We guarantee you'll get your dick wet within the hour or next Dial a Ride is on us

Can only accommodate in your car that's never a issue we love to meet random people off the internet in the dead of night with no regards to our safety. Just don't forget to take the kids car seats out so you can rail us in comfort in the back seat

We also offer a blow and go service for those who can only spare a few minutes on their lunch break . We got something for everyone that's our guarantee

In need of a verify we have a dedicated team who will write glowing verifys about your Anaconda cock and how you had us squirting like a waterhose in the back of your Hyundai

"

Rosy this is just brilliant!!! 10 out of 10!!!

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