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The higher the scream, the bigger the spider
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
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Himself can tell the size of the spider by the pitch of my scream around the house (as they are directly proportional). I can handle the tiny ones but by Autumn, they have grown to be massive.
I hate that I have this irrational fear. Anyone else have Arachnophobia? Mrs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Himself can tell the size of the spider by the pitch of my scream around the house (as they are directly proportional). I can handle the tiny ones but by Autumn, they have grown to be massive.
I hate that I have this irrational fear. Anyone else have Arachnophobia? Mrs "
Since encountering cockroaches abroad, I've grown a bit fonder of spiders!
Balloons on the other hand.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the one who intervenes to rescue spiders being terrorised by screaming women. 
Extremely important to know if this is Casey or Lee commenting? "
Casey |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"I'm the one who intervenes to rescue spiders being terrorised by screaming women.
Extremely important to know if this is Casey or Lee commenting?
Casey "
Well respect to you then 
Luckily the spiders in my house don't have ears, but I'm sure the vibrations ain't pleasant |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"Himself can tell the size of the spider by the pitch of my scream around the house (as they are directly proportional). I can handle the tiny ones but by Autumn, they have grown to be massive.
I hate that I have this irrational fear. Anyone else have Arachnophobia? Mrs
Since encountering cockroaches abroad, I've grown a bit fonder of spiders!
Balloons on the other hand...."
Jokers on the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah guys ... Dont kill them. They are just doing their thing in the wrong place. Just put a glass or something over them slide a sheet between surface and glass and bring them outside. (or leave til the remover-in-chief comes to put them out ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ended up in hospital for 2 nights because of a spider bite, got blood poison and was out of work for a week
Maybe the fear isn't so irrational afterall  "
nope the doctor told me i could have lost my leg if i had left it go any longer without being checked, i was being the typical man saying it will be grand in a few days by god was i wrong i wouldn't wish that pain on my worst enemy |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Ah guys ... Dont kill them. They are just doing their thing in the wrong place. Just put a glass or something over them slide a sheet between surface and glass and bring them outside. (or leave til the remover-in-chief comes to put them out )"
Can’t be killing Alive things in front of kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Himself can tell the size of the spider by the pitch of my scream around the house (as they are directly proportional). I can handle the tiny ones but by Autumn, they have grown to be massive.
I hate that I have this irrational fear. Anyone else have Arachnophobia? Mrs "
I whack them with my shoe. Its either them or me that staying in the house. |
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"Himself can tell the size of the spider by the pitch of my scream around the house (as they are directly proportional). I can handle the tiny ones but by Autumn, they have grown to be massive.
I hate that I have this irrational fear. Anyone else have Arachnophobia? Mrs "
I hate them, I tell my husband that they're truly evil and only some of us can tell which is where our fear comes from.
In our old house one day and I walked out to the kitchen which was in the back of the house: I spotted two youths in the back yard robbing us... I let out a deathly scream because I got such a fright and my husband didn't budge because he though I had seen a spider 
Also on occasion I have made him come home from work to kill a spider  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Himself can tell the size of the spider by the pitch of my scream around the house (as they are directly proportional). I can handle the tiny ones but by Autumn, they have grown to be massive.
I hate that I have this irrational fear. Anyone else have Arachnophobia? Mrs
Since encountering cockroaches abroad, I've grown a bit fonder of spiders!
Balloons on the other hand....
Jokers on the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you "
I'm terrified of them and their squeakiness and their smell and their potential to burst!
There are dozens of us... DOZENS |
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"Dee does. Ive managed to not tell her about the huntsman spiders I encountered in Australia. Now that's a big spider. "
Man, I don’t miss those sneaky bastards. I had a spring action airsoft pistol in the house so I could deal with them at a reasonably safe distance (having to occasionally patch plaster was worth it).
I remember driving one day and the ex said in a very controlled and flat tone that I should slow down and pull off the road.
The way she said it was enough to alarm me, but when she added that I shouldn’t look up, I swiftly puller over and jumped from the car.
I didn’t look at it until I was out, but a big hairy fat fucking huntsman was clinging to the roof liner above where my head had been.
Of came the shoe and I beat that bugger with a combination of cold fear and anger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dee does. Ive managed to not tell her about the huntsman spiders I encountered in Australia. Now that's a big spider.
Man, I don’t miss those sneaky bastards. I had a spring action airsoft pistol in the house so I could deal with them at a reasonably safe distance (having to occasionally patch plaster was worth it).
I remember driving one day and the ex said in a very controlled and flat tone that I should slow down and pull off the road.
The way she said it was enough to alarm me, but when she added that I shouldn’t look up, I swiftly puller over and jumped from the car.
I didn’t look at it until I was out, but a big hairy fat fucking huntsman was clinging to the roof liner above where my head had been.
Of came the shoe and I beat that bugger with a combination of cold fear and anger. "
Now that’s scary  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dee does. Ive managed to not tell her about the huntsman spiders I encountered in Australia. Now that's a big spider.
Man, I don’t miss those sneaky bastards. I had a spring action airsoft pistol in the house so I could deal with them at a reasonably safe distance (having to occasionally patch plaster was worth it).
I remember driving one day and the ex said in a very controlled and flat tone that I should slow down and pull off the road.
The way she said it was enough to alarm me, but when she added that I shouldn’t look up, I swiftly puller over and jumped from the car.
I didn’t look at it until I was out, but a big hairy fat fucking huntsman was clinging to the roof liner above where my head had been.
Of came the shoe and I beat that bugger with a combination of cold fear and anger.
Now that’s scary "
Even reading that gives me the heebie jeebies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the one who intervenes to rescue spiders being terrorised by screaming women.
Extremely important to know if this is Casey or Lee commenting?
Casey "
I knew it!! Ha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was actually driving along yesterday minding my own business a you do and I felt this little tingle on my neck so I went to investigate and quickly realised a big dirty bee was crawly on me. Trying not to crash while freaking out I brushed it away but then it landed down at my feet. Anyway I swiftly pulled over and let the bee of on his/her merry way. #savethebees  |
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Single mum... plenty of middle of the night spider hunts!
Coloured plastic cup (no, I don't want to see the feckin critter through the glass as if he's going to touch me!!!), slide paper underneath, out the back garden and shake like f**k!!!
Problem sorted Hasn't come back to bite me - yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The origins of the fear is a tricky one..
I used to handle them with no fear..(The big house spiders).. Then something happened and now if one went across close to me when I am not expecting it, I get that literal shiver deep in my spine.
But then I can gather them up and throw them out.
Then I've also witnessed my 4 year old Nephew do the same thing when I pointed out one in the bath, seems like he was born with it. |
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damn bitches. 
