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Tell me your Irish.......
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"Boiled flat 7 up can cure anything " Classis, your arm.could be hanging off....get a bottle of 7up and boil it, you'll be grand | |||
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"Milk of magnesia & cod liver oil "That's bringing back memories | |||
"Im not afraid of anything except me ma with the wooden spoon " Along with the dustpan brush | |||
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"So what did you get up to for the summer holidays? I spent it on the bog footing turf and getting ate’n alive by the midges " And eating warm sandwiches from a tubberware lunch box and drinking warm TK red lemonade | |||
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"Can’t beat a Tayto sandwich " Never had one  | |||
"When glenroe was on you knew it was the end of the weekend and school was only a sleep away " New lidl ad uses it to great effect playing the music | |||
"Can’t beat a Tayto sandwich Never had one "Your a shame on the parish, get out!!!!  | |||
"When glenroe was on you knew it was the end of the weekend and school was only a sleep away New lidl ad uses it to great effect playing the music " Oh trust me I know. Seen it non stop all last week  | |||
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"When glenroe was on you knew it was the end of the weekend and school was only a sleep away New lidl ad uses it to great effect playing the music Oh trust me I know. Seen it non stop all last week "That's why I mentioned it  | |||
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"Im not afraid of anything except me ma with the wooden spoon " If i was being a real wee shit I got the hurl! Bit of an upgrade that | |||
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"Im not afraid of anything except me ma with the wooden spoon If i was being a real wee shit I got the hurl! Bit of an upgrade that " Just a bit | |||
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""Do you know your man, your man up the road there?" "No" "Awk you do!" "Your ones brother | |||
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"Sure isn't there a grand stretch in the evenings " Tis to be sure,to be sure.. | |||
"Very close outside " Tis going to lash rain | |||
"Phoning your mammy for a catch up and spending an hour talking about who's dead"  my Dad rings me every week with a death update! | |||
"Can’t beat a Tayto sandwich Never had one "Seriously? | |||
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"Directions Go down the road till you pass mc Hales than take a left after the dip in the road, after the postbox take a right and mc Hales is on your right" You will see a left, don’t take that one | |||
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"Peig " Peig's no more tg | |||
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"Peig "  ya just had to mention Peig it brings back horrors of studying it in school. | |||
"Peig ya just had to mention Peig it brings back horrors of studying it in school. "Never heard of it | |||
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"Peig ya just had to mention Peig it brings back horrors of studying it in school.
Never heard of it"Oh you are lucky. | |||
"Won't be long now till the winter! " The nights are drawing in | |||
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"An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas..." Those famous words we use abroad when someone says...." can you speak some Irish " | |||
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"Tell me your Irish without telling me your Irish. I'll start, " I drank tea out of a glass Lucozade bottle on the bog" " or picking spuds.... good lord I hated it. | |||
"TK Red lemonade being packed in your suitcase to bring to your cousins in England on your holidays " Red lemonade and Brandy/Whiskey | |||
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"When go around a roundabout, I go from left lane into the middle of roundabout then back out to left lane to go straight ahead .... oh wait sorry I am Scottish I do it the right way "Those lines are only there to guide the builders to make sure they built it round, it’s checked every six months, nothing to do with the traffic or road users once it’s open….. | |||
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"Back in our day we had to walk to school with no shoes" You went to school…
Ya posh fecker…… | |||
"Sure isn't there a grand stretch in the evenings " Or The evenings are bet! | |||
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 I thought what does that mean only to be told it will run for 21 days without winding it great..I asked how long would it go if I did wind it. | |||
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"Tell me your Irish without telling me your Irish. I'll start, " I drank tea out of a glass Lucozade bottle on the bog" " Feck off, you did yeah | |||
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"Phoning your mammy for a catch up and spending an hour talking about who's dead my Dad rings me every week with a death update! " | |||
"Phoning your mammy for a catch up and spending an hour talking about who's dead my Dad rings me every week with a death update!
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"When you have your dinner at 1 o'clock and your tea at 6 "This is the cause of many a heated debate in our house. | |||
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"Listening out for the banshee "Ohhh yeah | |||
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"Were you born in a field " or a hospital (or hotel) with swinging, or a big hole?….. | |||
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"Holy jeasus who left the immersion on!! (Everyone getting a clip round the ear) "That one's been resurrected in my house since Covid had them moving back | |||
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"When glenroe was on you knew it was the end of the weekend and school was only a sleep away " I could be wrong here but was the quiz show that was before or after Glenroe called ‘Where in the world?’ | |||
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Then there's the Craic conversation..
Great craic
Bad craic
Craic was ninety
Have ya any craic
Where's the craic
Shite craic
Awful craic
Which brings me on to the word Shite
Pure shite
I look like shite
A hape of Shite
A pile of shite
Full of shite
That's shite
You look like shite | |||
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"Can’t beat a Tayto sandwich Never had one "omg you haven't lived til you've tried a tatyo sambo lol | |||
