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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare
You'd be living in the middle of a forest  "
Call it my multifaceted contribution to saving the planet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare
I'm just after running my hand along my arm and getting destroyed by splinters. You have the power already!  "
You're the prototype!! |
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"I already bave a super power. Being able to function during the day on as little sleep as possible
Ah, the mother power"
I think those powers may be draining though. To have a power where id click my fingers and they would stay asleep. All night. Im not greedy. Ill settle for 3 nights a week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare"
Please do that! There is a shortage of timber at the minute. You could single-handedly sort that. |
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"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare
I'm just after running my hand along my arm and getting destroyed by splinters. You have the power already!
You're the prototype!! "
My mammy would be so proud to know I graduated to become a fuckwit.
On her death bed she tried to speak to me but was struggling so she reached for a pen and paper. She passed the note to me as she drew her last breath. I put it in my pocket and only read it after the funeral.
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"You're standing on the fucking oxygen tube!"
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"If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?"
I'd have the superpower that means I can copy any superpower so I can steal off others  I'd probably take teleportation to wherever I'd want |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"The superpower to able to eat what I like and not put on any weight
Hah. I've told people my only true super power is effortless weight gain. I can put weight on just looking at a donut "
I think I share that power as well |
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"I'd be a mind reader. Then I'd know the perfect things to say, to make everyone feel good about themselves.
Thats a cool thing to say "
Thanks dude. I like to spread positivity and make as many people smile as I can! Being nice is easy and free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country
Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?  "
And a vaccination |
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"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country
Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?
And a vaccination "
I'd take the biggest needle going, if it got me close to a stunner like you |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country
Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?
And a vaccination "
And a cert for anything indoor…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country
Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?
And a vaccination
And a cert for anything indoor…. "
Worth it for this dining experience  |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country
Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?
And a vaccination
And a cert for anything indoor….
Worth it for this dining experience "
More that worth it I should imagine, rumour has it you’re one of the top cures for needle phobia…..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country
Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?
And a vaccination
And a cert for anything indoor….
Worth it for this dining experience
More that worth it I should imagine, rumour has it you’re one of the top cures for needle phobia….. "
Well id wouldn't normally encourage a little prick.... |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country
Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?
And a vaccination
And a cert for anything indoor….
Worth it for this dining experience
More that worth it I should imagine, rumour has it you’re one of the top cures for needle phobia…..
Well id wouldn't normally encourage a little prick.... "
I don’t think they need any encouragement…..
That’s why I should be quiet now… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country
Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?
And a vaccination
And a cert for anything indoor….
Worth it for this dining experience
More that worth it I should imagine, rumour has it you’re one of the top cures for needle phobia…..
Well id wouldn't normally encourage a little prick....
I don’t think they need any encouragement…..
That’s why I should be quiet now… "
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Where i could transport myself to anywhere in the world.
Yep, this! Anywhere in the country would do me... most of the women I get on with the most on here live bloody ages away..."
Definitely my choice as well. Very disappointed that we haven’t mastered teleportation yet  |
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