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By *ancy38Woman
over a year ago
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"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that "
Boys will always think like boys. No, we haven't gone all elasticity. We just like to feel full down there instead of lots of wriggly room. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some like big some like small an woman who likes big cocks just likes them and how they feel. Same with woman who like small cock. Its nothing with them having a very tight pussy. Its just a prefernce |
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"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that "
And that is why you shouldn’t be allowed to use your fab account after you’ve had a sip of your old mans beer when he wasn’t looking.
Probably sounded funny and witty in your head, but to others, it makes it sound like your a 12 year old giggling in your bed as you type.
Best of luck on your fab journey OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that
And that is why you shouldn’t be allowed to use your fab account after you’ve had a sip of your old mans beer when he wasn’t looking.
Probably sounded funny and witty in your head, but to others, it makes it sound like your a 12 year old giggling in your bed as you type.
Best of luck on your fab journey OP "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably the same reason why a lot of guys want ladies with big boobs (I can attest to that lol). We all have our own preferences and we know what we like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....
Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...
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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago
Enfield & Dublin |
"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that
And that is why you shouldn’t be allowed to use your fab account after you’ve had a sip of your old mans beer when he wasn’t looking.
Probably sounded funny and witty in your head, but to others, it makes it sound like your a 12 year old giggling in your bed as you type.
Best of luck on your fab journey OP "
Drop the mic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think that for some ladies there is a distinct lack of sensation internally and so in order to feel anything at all, its gotta be at least substantial in girth and hardness ,interestingly the further away the clit is from the vaginal enterance, the less likely the lady will be able to achieve orgasm from penetration alone. Any man who thinks all he has to do is shove his cock in for a woman to pleasured is sadly mistaken. |
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"God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street.."
This might be the best thing I've read on Fab so far and I just finished that dumpster fire of an anti-vax thread - thank you for the lol!!! |
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"This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....
Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...
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Can I get a refund? |
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"God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street..
What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking What has the world come to... "
I think she wanted a natural birth for her Jameson’s |
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"God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street..
What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking What has the world come to...
I think she wanted a natural birth for her Jameson’s "
In fairness, I'd like to see anyone birthing a Jameson bottle out their ass , now that would be entertainment |
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"God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street..
What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking What has the world come to...
I think she wanted a natural birth for her Jameson’s
In fairness, I'd like to see anyone birthing a Jameson bottle out their ass , now that would be entertainment "
PMSL
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
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In fairness, I'd like to see anyone birthing a Jameson bottle out their ass , now that would be entertainment "
Or a good challenge….
Can’t wait to see all the new pics being uploaded after this thread…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....
Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...
Can I get a refund? "
I may have been thinking about my jocks... but shur slap it up in the counter and see what they say...
I also may be banned from pennys |
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"This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....
Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...
Can I get a refund?
I may have been thinking about my jocks... but shur slap it up in the counter and see what they say...
I also may be banned from pennys"
Why? Did the jocks have skid marks on them? |
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"Maybe it was a Baby Jameson….
Very funny thread, thanks to all….
Mmmmmh, could be triplets in that case
And Paddy's will take the backdoor
Wouldn’t mind a bit of ‘Black Bush’ myself "
I can only offer Johnny Blonde |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....
Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...
Can I get a refund?
I may have been thinking about my jocks... but shur slap it up in the counter and see what they say...
I also may be banned from pennys
Why? Did the jocks have skid marks on them? "
Have you seen some of the yokes in pennys a skid mark or two isn't rare |
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"This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....
Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...
Can I get a refund?
I may have been thinking about my jocks... but shur slap it up in the counter and see what they say...
I also may be banned from pennys
Why? Did the jocks have skid marks on them?
Have you seen some of the yokes in pennys a skid mark or two isn't rare "
Which yokes are you talking about? The jocks or the customers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe it was a Baby Jameson….
Very funny thread, thanks to all….
If we know Rosie she’s a brave girl and doesn’t do miniatures "
As you can see from my latest photo I like my whiskey like my cocks...large and hard to swallow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street..
What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking What has the world come to... "
True story my last baby popped out on the bathroom floor at home. I did need a whiskey for the shock as I waited for the ambulance. Now I require a man with a flute on him that could drive a donkey out of a wet bog |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street..
What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking What has the world come to...
True story my last baby popped out on the bathroom floor at home. I did need a whiskey for the shock as I waited for the ambulance. Now I require a man with a flute on him that could drive a donkey out of a wet bog "
Pmsl... rosy your on fire... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Death by snu snu
I never thought I would die this way, but I kinda always hoped.
Id make sure it was on my headstone"
With a guard of honor from some extremely large women chanting SNU SNU as my coffin passes |
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"God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street..
What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking What has the world come to...
True story my last baby popped out on the bathroom floor at home. I did need a whiskey for the shock as I waited for the ambulance. Now I require a man with a flute on him that could drive a donkey out of a wet bog "
The tears are running down my legs from laughing...
Bee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street..
What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking What has the world come to...
True story my last baby popped out on the bathroom floor at home. I did need a whiskey for the shock as I waited for the ambulance. Now I require a man with a flute on him that could drive a donkey out of a wet bog "
Hahahaha. Brilliant! |
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"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..
What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling "
You’d need a PA system for mine.
You’d need a PA system for mine.
Sorry. Second time was the echo from my cavernous fanny. |
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"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..
What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling
You’d need a PA system for mine.
You’d need a PA system for mine.
Sorry. Second time was the echo from my cavernous fanny."
Beware of the bats! |
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"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..
What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling
You’d need a PA system for mine.
You’d need a PA system for mine.
Sorry. Second time was the echo from my cavernous fanny.
Beware of the bats! "
They’re quite tame. It’s the stalactites you need to watch. |
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"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..
What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling
You’d need a PA system for mine.
You’d need a PA system for mine.
Sorry. Second time was the echo from my cavernous fanny.
Beware of the bats!
They’re quite tame. It’s the stalactites you need to watch."
I think there’s a cream for those |
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"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that
And that is why you shouldn’t be allowed to use your fab account after you’ve had a sip of your old mans beer when he wasn’t looking.
Probably sounded funny and witty in your head, but to others, it makes it sound like your a 12 year old giggling in your bed as you type.
Best of luck on your fab journey OP " ???????? |
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"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..
What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling
You’d need a PA system for mine.
You’d need a PA system for mine.
Sorry. Second time was the echo from my cavernous fanny."
One should always bring a buddy when spelunking, safety first and all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that
It's not that your dick is too small it's her fanny thats too big "
Could be time to change my username to Rosy Loose Lips |
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"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that
It's not that your dick is too small it's her fanny thats too big
Could be time to change my username to Rosy Loose Lips "
Or RosySaddlebagLips
Has a MAHOOSIVE ring to it |
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"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that
It's not that your dick is too small it's her fanny thats too big
Could be time to change my username to Rosy Loose Lips "
I bet it has a great grip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that
And that is why you shouldn’t be allowed to use your fab account after you’ve had a sip of your old mans beer when he wasn’t looking.
Probably sounded funny and witty in your head, but to others, it makes it sound like your a 12 year old giggling in your bed as you type.
Best of luck on your fab journey OP "
Ouch nearly dropped my phone with that burn ! |
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