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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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I fill in 2 or 3 covid questionnaires a day to visit customers...all of them with the same questions
Have you left the country in the last 14 days
Have you had a covid test and are awaiting the results
Bla bla bla
Strictly for a laugh if we made a blank Template for meets with fabbers....what questions should be on it
Non covid related obviously
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My questionnaire:
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable  ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My questionnaire:
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?
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"My questionnaire:
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?
Someone had thought about this already "
Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My questionnaire:
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?
Someone had thought about this already
Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in "
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"My questionnaire:
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?
Someone had thought about this already
Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in
you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon "
There's no question, I'm always the little spoon, even when I'm pegging you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My questionnaire:
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?
Someone had thought about this already
Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in
you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon
There's no question, I'm always the little spoon, even when I'm pegging you "
Pegging ... Im Free |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
dublin |
"How's your gag reflex? 
Can your ankles fit behind your ears? 
Do you bruise easily?
You might be seriously trying your luck on the first one
Best place for my ankles 
Do you? "
If I get bruised we're doing it wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is your ego bigger then your cock?
Do you think you are funny but come off as a complete gobshite?
Do you know the difference between rack and the traffic light method of BDSM play?
That last one is something we do actually ask wannabe Doms/subs. Usually sorts out the posers out fairly rapid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worked in a open office back in the day and was the only singleton at the time, we got chatting one afternoon and put together a great dating questionnaire |
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By *quinnMan
over a year ago
Limerick |
"My questionnaire:
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?
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If someone has said they prefer cats to dogs does that mean you have immediately uncovered a lunatic? |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"My questionnaire:
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?
If someone has said they prefer cats to dogs does that mean you have immediately uncovered a lunatic? "
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"My questionnaire:
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?
If someone has said they prefer cats to dogs does that mean you have immediately uncovered a lunatic? "
The deduction can only be made through a complete set of answers |
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"How's your gag reflex?
Can your ankles fit behind your ears?
Do you bruise easily?
You might be seriously trying your luck on the first one
Best place for my ankles
Do you?
If I get bruised we're doing it wrong "
"We" are, are we now? |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
Seeing as nobody else seems capable 
Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts? Laugh and distance myself
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you? No. I'm a sneaky fucker.
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection? Meeting with top level management where a director was a babe. Stood up and hadn't realised suit trousers so showy!
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm? Quiet until near the end. Depending on circumstances. More vocal when opportunity arises.
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding? Happy to switch on all
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive? Yes but not utensil/condiments. Both give and receive.
Someone had thought about this already
Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in
you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon
There's no question, I'm always the little spoon, even when I'm pegging you "
Pegging ... Im Free Me too!  |
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"Seeing as nobody else seems capable
Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts? Laugh and distance myself
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you? No. I'm a sneaky fucker.
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection? Meeting with top level management where a director was a babe. Stood up and hadn't realised suit trousers so showy!
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm? Quiet until near the end. Depending on circumstances. More vocal when opportunity arises.
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding? Happy to switch on all
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive? Yes but not utensil/condiments. Both give and receive.
Someone had thought about this already
Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in
you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon
There's no question, I'm always the little spoon, even when I'm pegging you "
Pegging ... Im Free Me too! "
" Seeing as nobody else seems capable "
Nice
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
"Seeing as nobody else seems capable
Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts? Laugh and distance myself
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you? No. I'm a sneaky fucker.
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection? Meeting with top level management where a director was a babe. Stood up and hadn't realised suit trousers so showy!
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm? Quiet until near the end. Depending on circumstances. More vocal when opportunity arises.
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding? Happy to switch on all
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive? Yes but not utensil/condiments. Both give and receive.
Someone had thought about this already
Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in
you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon
There's no question, I'm always the little spoon, even when I'm pegging you "
Pegging ... Im Free Me too!
" Seeing as nobody else seems capable "
Nice
I know some of my Forum contributions seem too much of a challenge for most "
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?
"Harder"
Dangerous
I wonder would it be respected ... isn't danger the name of the game for some "
That would all depend on the coffee conversation on advance, where all these things should be discussed.
Otherwise we fall into the No means Yes scary stuff we can all be better off without |
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"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?
"Harder"
Dangerous
I wonder would it be respected ... isn't danger the name of the game for some
That would all depend on the coffee conversation on advance, where all these things should be discussed.
Otherwise we fall into the No means Yes scary stuff we can all be better off without "
I think it's a helluva lot more than a conversation over coffee in this instance |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?
"Harder"
Dangerous
I wonder would it be respected ... isn't danger the name of the game for some
That would all depend on the coffee conversation on advance, where all these things should be discussed.
Otherwise we fall into the No means Yes scary stuff we can all be better off without
I think it's a helluva lot more than a conversation over coffee in this instance "
All about discussing limits and if any are flexible/wanting to be pushed. Conversation is always key, preferably in advance, though sometimes during, as I've discovered and I'm sure others have to. Regardless, always stop at the Safeword and ask |
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"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?
"Harder"
Dangerous
I wonder would it be respected ... isn't danger the name of the game for some
That would all depend on the coffee conversation on advance, where all these things should be discussed.
Otherwise we fall into the No means Yes scary stuff we can all be better off without
I think it's a helluva lot more than a conversation over coffee in this instance
All about discussing limits and if any are flexible/wanting to be pushed. Conversation is always key, preferably in advance, though sometimes during, as I've discovered and I'm sure others have to. Regardless, always stop at the Safeword and ask "
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"My questionnaire:
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?
Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?
Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?
What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?
Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?
Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?
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