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The Swinging Dead - Game Thread IV

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Geralt80

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

(Patient Zero)

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

The2ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

JustKeepingAnEye44

Redhott

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Peterdunne

Timb3r

White Witch

Midget Clooney

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The village crier marches through the square declaring there is TWO HOURS left to vote as the villagers believe they are closing in on freeing Fabonia from this plague for good...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Geralt you're up

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Time to shine gearlt lol super zombie

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

BelfastD

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Sorry chief but I still think you're one of them. Not changing my vote just yet but Jay is a close second seen he still not been tested.

Timb3r gets my vote

(that's 2 pokes now)

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

I’m sticking with Timb3r but I feel the village has spoken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

An angry mob descends upon Geralt80's hut as the villagers are certain they have narrowed down another soldier of the undead

Strange noises, moans, have been heard from there for nights on end, although there's been a noticeable increase in bow legged women walking through Fabonia as well...

As the villagers storm the hut they find it abandoned... Nothing but a snorkel, empty packets of ham and a plethora of "El Toro Grande" wrappers

"Nobody touch anything... I fell pregnant just walking in here" says Crazyredhead as the villagers slowly back out...

Suddenly a loud, ear piercing shriek can be heard coming from the Tavern!

The mob rush to discover what has happened and proceed down to the sex dungeon below, armed as the undead are being held prisoner within it's incredibly grimy walls...

Village Chief Timb3r stands in front of the villagers and kicks the door in! The crowd recoil in horror as they see the2ofusplus... DublinGirl92...and a crazed Geralt80 devouring the beloved Jay_Gatsby_D4!

"Well slap my ass and call me Beyoncé, he's a zombie!!"

As the women of Fabonia fall, weeping to the heavens, screaming out for God to take them instead over the sight of Jay_Gatsby_D4... JustKeepingAnEye44 rushes them outside of the dungeon before the undead are done feasting...

"Now now, he'd have wanted you to move on ladies!" he says unbuttoning his shirt

"Not now!!" reprimands Timb3r "... Tonight is obviously a shock to us all!... Not about Geralt80, that was obvious, but...but... Jay! We'll hold a vigil tomorrow in his honour, clothes optional... Until then, we barricade this door and keep those things inside!"

"Do you think we're nearing the end of this nightmare, Chief?" asks Redhott

"I do... I think soon we can reclaim the land of Fabonia and rid ourselves of these unholy abominations"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Geralt80

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

(Patient Zero)

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

The2ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

JustKeepingAnEye44

Redhott

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Peterdunne

Timb3r

White Witch

Midget Clooney

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Well would you look at that

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Hmmm and Timb3r was last to vote again, seems to be following the crowds... trying to hide his feasting I fear.

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hmmm and Timb3r was last to vote again, seems to be following the crowds... trying to hide his feasting I fear. "

Lol you would be surprised what all I'm hiding

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Hmmm and Timb3r was last to vote again, seems to be following the crowds... trying to hide his feasting I fear.

Lol you would be surprised what all I'm hiding "

Oh well maybe I can have a peak sometime

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm and Timb3r was last to vote again, seems to be following the crowds... trying to hide his feasting I fear. "

I am in agreement too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm and Timb3r was last to vote again, seems to be following the crowds... trying to hide his feasting I fear.

Lol you would be surprised what all I'm hiding "

Sweetie you're next....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm and Timb3r was last to vote again, seems to be following the crowds... trying to hide his feasting I fear.

Lol you would be surprised what all I'm hiding

Sweetie you're next....

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

There seems to be alot of finger pointing at your leader from what I think is a guilty few . Here was me going to organise bingo and a open air disco in the market place as I thought we had outed all the undead. Then one of you decide to bite another villager.

Belfast d pack the balls and speakers away. No party till we find the undead

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"There seems to be alot of finger pointing at your leader from what I think is a guilty few . Here was me going to organise bingo and a open air disco in the market place as I thought we had outed all the undead. Then one of you decide to bite another villager.

Belfast d pack the balls and speakers away. No party till we find the undead "

Never you mind about my balls

So which one of you has been bitten? Timb3r or Inquisitive?

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Belfast d pack the balls and speakers away. No party till we find the undead

Never you mind about my balls

So which one of you has been bitten? Timb3r or Inquisitive?"

Not I sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belfast d pack the balls and speakers away. No party till we find the undead

Never you mind about my balls

So which one of you has been bitten? Timb3r or Inquisitive?"

I have been exquisitely bitten but not by a zombie

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Just keeping a eye has been very quiet. Too quiet id you ask me. How we he looking on your master plan you did belfast ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belfast d pack the balls and speakers away. No party till we find the undead

Never you mind about my balls

So which one of you has been bitten? Timb3r or Inquisitive?

Not I sir"

Sir .... lick arse you're scared

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Belfast d pack the balls and speakers away. No party till we find the undead

Never you mind about my balls

So which one of you has been bitten? Timb3r or Inquisitive?

I have been exquisitely bitten but not by a zombie

Was it a horse fly? Them we feckers are out and the pack a punch

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Belfast d pack the balls and speakers away. No party till we find the undead

Never you mind about my balls

So which one of you has been bitten? Timb3r or Inquisitive?

Not I sir

Sir .... lick arse you're scared

Only when rimming and never when scared

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Belfast d pack the balls and speakers away. No party till we find the undead

Never you mind about my balls

So which one of you has been bitten? Timb3r or Inquisitive?

I have been exquisitely bitten but not by a zombie

Was it a horse fly? Them we feckers are out and the pack a punch "

Them wee blighters have been feasting on me past week, I look ridiculous with all my red patches

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Just keeping a eye has been very quiet. Too quiet id you ask me. How we he looking on your master plan you did belfast ?"

Good point Timb3r, out of my suspects we’re left with:

Miss3B

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

So justkeepinganeye44 could be a good call, unless you’re trying to throw me off track

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Just keeping a eye has been very quiet. Too quiet id you ask me. How we he looking on your master plan you did belfast ?

Good point Timb3r, out of my suspects we’re left with:

Miss3B

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

So justkeepinganeye44 could be a good call, unless you’re trying to throw me off track

You're very keen to sway the vote one way or the other Mr D. Are you sure your not the one that's been going round with a thirst for blood and brains

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Just keeping a eye has been very quiet. Too quiet id you ask me. How we he looking on your master plan you did belfast ?

Good point Timb3r, out of my suspects we’re left with:

Miss3B

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

So justkeepinganeye44 could be a good call, unless you’re trying to throw me off track

You're very keen to sway the vote one way or the other Mr D. Are you sure your not the one that's been going round with a thirst for blood and brains

But then why would I be catching all the zombies?

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Just keeping a eye has been very quiet. Too quiet id you ask me. How we he looking on your master plan you did belfast ?

Good point Timb3r, out of my suspects we’re left with:

Miss3B

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

So justkeepinganeye44 could be a good call, unless you’re trying to throw me off track

You're very keen to sway the vote one way or the other Mr D. Are you sure your not the one that's been going round with a thirst for blood and brains

But then why would I be catching all the zombies?"

To throw the scent away from yourself of course

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Just keeping a eye has been very quiet. Too quiet id you ask me. How we he looking on your master plan you did belfast ?

Good point Timb3r, out of my suspects we’re left with:

Miss3B

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

So justkeepinganeye44 could be a good call, unless you’re trying to throw me off track

You're very keen to sway the vote one way or the other Mr D. Are you sure your not the one that's been going round with a thirst for blood and brains

But then why would I be catching all the zombies?

To throw the scent away from yourself of course

Oh the penny just dropped. Belfast d comes up with the plan of who is the zombie. We sort of guess correct and no sooner does that happen another villager get bit. The man with the plan could be planning to well. After we found patient zero he could now be the head zombie. sacrifice of a foot soldier to save his own skin.

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

There wasn’t much meat on Jay so we’re gonna need fresh meat in the dungeon soon, 2ofusplus have a rather voracious appetite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belfast gets my vote for tonight

Lol

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm going with Belfast d. Something about the trying to work it out to cover himself. Sorry belfast

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

You guys will never learn will you

Timb3r you’re getting my vote, I think you’re a fresh zombie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Timb3r you're getting my vote ..

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Timb3r you're getting my vote ..

With no reason and so soon after belfast d. I feel a pact there

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

7 villagers left so even if everyone votes there's no way of getting a 4 way tie which would reveal all.

I'm going to take Belfast D's efforts in good faith & add my vote to those calling for Timb3r to get nekkid (sorry, inspected for zombie marks)

As for horse fly bites, don't even talk to me! Eaten alive

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Well seen as I've my suspicions on both and in keeping it interesting I'm gonna go BelfastD and make it a tie

I feel you with those bloody horseflies they been feasting on me this afternoon again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As the bells in the village square toll signalling the voting has ended... An eventful night is in store for the people of Fabonia

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"As the bells in the village square toll signalling the voting has ended... An eventful night is in store for the people of Fabonia"

OK now I'm scared

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"As the bells in the village square toll signalling the voting has ended... An eventful night is in store for the people of Fabonia

OK now I'm scared

I'm excited! AN EVENT!

Will there be music

& dancing

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"As the bells in the village square toll signalling the voting has ended... An eventful night is in store for the people of Fabonia

OK now I'm scared

I'm excited! AN EVENT!

Will there be music

& dancing

Only of you pass the blow test. Wait I mean flow test

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"As the bells in the village square toll signalling the voting has ended... An eventful night is in store for the people of Fabonia

OK now I'm scared

I'm excited! AN EVENT!

Will there be music

& dancing

Maybe some romancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I missed the voting

But i could do with an eventful evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As the bells in the village square toll signalling the voting has ended... An eventful night is in store for the people of Fabonia

OK now I'm scared

I'm excited! AN EVENT!

Will there be music

& dancing

What should we wear or not wear

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

If there is a tie the village leader decides I'm sorry belfast d

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I missed the voting

But i could do with an eventful evening

Could you sneak one in ....

A vote that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

At the evening's memorial service for the late ride that is Jay_Gatsby_D4 is in full swing at the Stuffet Inn villagers come one by one, as others arrive at the Inn as well, to celebrate his memory...

"Remember the time his shorts shrank in the wash?" says Redhott biting her lip

"Or the time his t-shirt shrank!" says Inquisitive Lady swooning

"Who could forget!" said Crazyredhead the village dry cleaning owner

Just then village Chief Timb3r busts through the back door of the Stuffet Inn with a face on him like a slapped arse...

"Who voted for me!? The Chief!! This was meant to be a pleasant memorial service of prayer readings and moustache rides but you people felt it necessary to lump me in with BelfastD tonight!... Where is he anyway?"

Sneaking in from the Big Richard's memorial Halfway Inn suite wearing nothing but assless chaps and a Mario Lopez mask BelfastD asks what's all the commotion about..."What's going on?"

"Good job I decide the votes if it's a tie" declares Timb3r

"Not so fast!" says JustKeepingAnEye44 scratching his nails down the dreaded chalkboard... "That was in the event of overseeing us villagers in the square! If we were all tied up... Who could save who? Your title owes you nothin', Cheif... Get... Nekkid"

"No, wait.. I'm your Cheif! I at least demand a more dignified way to prove myself" he says surrounded by Fabonians in their birthday suits eating potato salad

With that the villagers ambush the Chief and BelfastD and strap them each to a St. Andrew's Cross... With the late LadyPleaser19's beloved kidd walked in between them..

"Wait.. I don't like where this is going" worries Redhott

"With the sun setting soon and a full moon in the sky and you both being total Scorpios.."

"Total Scorpios, yeah, totally" whisper the crowd

"... Then if either of you is one of the undead, you'll not be able to resist this sacrifice..."

With the pair stoic in their resistance against their fellow Fabonian's accusations, neither shows any sign of cracking... Until...

In his eyes... The bloodlust shines through... In his face... The plane lifeless colour engulfs him... He struggles against his urges but they're too strong... He must feed!...

Bursting off the cross... Chief Timb3r ravages the kidd!!

"Enrique, noooooooooooooooooooo!!" screams Redhott

"Well slap my ass and call me Lady Godiva, he's a zombie!!"

As the nekkid villagers try to escape the Stuffet Inn they discover Timb3r had locked all the exists...

"Get me down from here!" shouts BelfastD "... This is too freaky even for me!"

As the once Chief corners his faithful Fabonias, intent on fulfilling his bloodlust, suddenly Redhott leaps from the buffet table and smothers the undead's head in a scissor type leg lock...

"You bastard, how could you!" as she vows to avenge Enrique's death...

With a final squeeze of her thighs, Timb3r's head pops off like a champagne cork, killing the walking dead, former, Chief...

"I wish I was a zombie" sighs JustKeepingAnEye44

"So!" says Redhott dusting herself off.... "Anyone for nekkid twister?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Geralt80

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

(Patient Zero)

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

The2ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

JustKeepingAnEye44

Redhott

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Peterdunne

Timb3r

White Witch

Midget Clooney

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Ohhhh I knew it was one of you two....question is now who if anyone else is one

need see who got checked first night now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good work guys!

It was bad enough losing Ladypleaser in space,now Enrique...im devastated...now about that game of Twister...

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Good work guys!

It was bad enough losing Ladypleaser in space,now Enrique...im devastated...now about that game of Twister...

Ohhhh yes lets get to it

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

There's six of us left. If we all vote for one person each, we create a six way tie & all zombies will be exposed.

Anyway, what was that about Twister?

*Remaining clothes being discarded as she approaches the mat emptying a large bottle of lube over herself*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's six of us left. If we all vote for one person each, we create a six way tie & all zombies will be exposed.

Anyway, what was that about Twister?

*Remaining clothes being discarded as she approaches the mat emptying a large bottle of lube over herself*"

Smart move

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"There's six of us left. If we all vote for one person each, we create a six way tie & all zombies will be exposed.

Anyway, what was that about Twister?

*Remaining clothes being discarded as she approaches the mat emptying a large bottle of lube over herself*

Smart move

Oh im sure BelfastD will no doubt have some words of wisdom for us, he usually does lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's six of us left. If we all vote for one person each, we create a six way tie & all zombies will be exposed.

Anyway, what was that about Twister?

*Remaining clothes being discarded as she approaches the mat emptying a large bottle of lube over herself*

Smart move

Oh im sure BelfastD will no doubt have some words of wisdom for us, he usually does lol

I eagerly await....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Left hand Red

Right Hand Battle Axe

My vote for today goes to Miss3

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Left hand Red

Right Hand Battle Axe

My vote for today goes to Miss3"

I really should be honoured you don't think I'm a zombie cause you always get it wrong. Watch that axe doesn't slip on my innocent body and get all bloody

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As the sun rises upon Fabonia, there's a sense of optimism amongst the villagers... Is the end of this terrible plague in sight?

Or will the army of the undead rise again...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My vote goes for JustKeepingAnEye44. Just because

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BelfastD..you're getting it! My vote that is

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

I feel the need to ask some questions of Inquisitive Lady, so I'm voting for her

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

From beyond the grave...... Great game Pete and red wow what away to take me out. My head exploded with such a happy feeling

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Well now, what a palava

Or should that be pavlova?!?

Anyway I’m afraid Miss3B has shown herself up in a desperate attempt to throw the vote from Zombie Timb3r onto innocent villager BelfastD!

So in an attempt to not leave it up to zombies to ruin a tied vote I’m voting for Miss3B

Your time is up Miss, maybe we’ll find out what the 3Bs stand for when you’re revealed as your true self

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"From beyond the grave...... Great game Pete and red wow what away to take me out. My head exploded with such a happy feeling "

You're welcome

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

My vote is gonna go to JustKeepingAnEye44 its not BelfastD so you're the last zombie standing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The remaining villagers have cast their votes eagerly, with JustKeepingAnEye44 and Miss3B announced as the two who shall face proving their loyalty to Fabonia tonight

Have the villagers finally rid their land of the undead... There's a sense of something special in the air tonight...

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"The remaining villagers have cast their votes eagerly, with JustKeepingAnEye44 and Miss3B announced as the two who shall face proving their loyalty to Fabonia tonight

Have the villagers finally rid their land of the undead... There's a sense of something special in the air tonight... "

I can feel it coming in the air tonight,

And I've been waiting for this moment, for all my life, Oh lord

Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

With the village Chief resting in pieces the remaining Fabonians have gathered at the Tavern to undertake the voting themselves...

"We've come a long way together ever since that first night at the Stuffet Inn... I can still see the2ofusplus humping away like rabbits... Without a care in the world! Now they're gone... Soldiers of the undead" says Redhott

The faint echoing of their pleas for brains and sex jelly linger from the dungeon below

"What about wee Geralt80, eh?" says Crazyredhead

"There's nothing 'wee' about him! I still see it when I close my eyes!" harks JustKeepingAnEye44

"DublinGirl92... I miss watching her squeeze those watermelons with her legs... Redhott, what are you doing tonight? Asks BelfastD

"And our village Chief... Who would have thought? I don't think anyone loved Fabonia more than he did... To see him last night... Reduced to a bloodthirsty, unholy, creature... I just can't wait to be done with this plague"

"Hopefully before it's done with us.."

As the villagers sit around the table, Inquisitive Lady brings each of them a drink to toast one another...and their fallen villagers

"To us!"

"Hear, hear!"

"To Geralt80, the2ofusplus and Timb3r!"

"Hear, Hear!"

"To our fallen neighbours, especially Midget Clooney"

"Hear, Hear!"

"To sex jelly!"

"Quite you!!" they snap at Mister Plus down below

As they sip, the dawning of another vote is upon them. Once finished, they begin...

"Its that time again.. BelfastD... MissB... I'm sorry, but we have to do this"

"Will there be probing involved? I was assured there'd be probing" questions BelfastD

As they stand in front of their fellow villagers they begin to undress, with they reveal their mark... Will they reveal their mark... Will the villagers have to witness another friend disappear before their eyes...

As BelfastD removes his assless chaps and nipple tassels, flogger marks and clothes peg bruises aside, he's proven to be a loyal Fabonian

"Now you, Miss3B..."

With that she begins to reveal herself to the villagers...

"No... Tell me that's not..."

"... It is" she says sorrowfully ".. It is"

The villagers' heads drop, seeing before them one of their own once again... Struck by this evil plague

"Well slap my... No, no don't. I can't bring myself to say it"

"I know what needs to be done... What you need to do" says Miss3B

Suddenly, unbeknownst to the villagers upstairs... The army of the undead below are close to escaping... They've been plotting their revenge... Hellbent on taking over the land and spreading their army the world over...

"We can't... We've lost too many!" says Redhott, her thighs still pink from the night before

"DO IT!!" snaps Miss3B.. "I couldn't live with myself, the amount of times I nearly came forward... I don't want to hurt any of you"

"Ahem... That pineapple wasn't a walk in the park... Just sayin'" remarks BelfastD

As Crazyredhead prepares to approach Miss3B, apprehending her before it's too late... The undead bust through the door!!

"Well slap my ass and call me Susan Sarandon... It's the zombies!!"

As all hell breaks loose in the Tavern, Geralt80, the2ofusplus, DublinGirl92 and the headless body of Timb3r descend upon the villagers!

"Go! I'll fight them off... Just go!" shouts Miss3B

"It might not be too late, you might still..."

"No, just go!! I have to do this!!"

The villagers rush from the Tavern as Miss3B stands defiant in front of the undead with Inquisitive Lady's homemade moonshine in one hand... And a flaming cloth in the other...

"THIS... IS... FABONIA!!"

The villagers escaping to the nearby hills are rocked by a sudden explosion, a shuddering quake of the ground, as they turn to see their land ablaze...

"What... What do we do now?"

"We rebuild... This is our land, no amount of wolves, zombies or any other creature can take it from us!"

As JustKeepingAnEye44 stands stoically in front of his fellow Fabonians, his zipper mistakenly down and toilet paper stuck to his shoe, he declares...

"Good... has triumphed over evil!"