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The Swinging Dead - Game Thread III
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ACTIVE VILLAGERS:
Geralt80
Miss3B
DublinGirl92
Biggadaboobies
Crazyredhead
The2ofusplus 
Inquisitive Lady
BelfastD
JustKeepingAnEye44
Redhott
Jay_Gatsby_D4
Peterdunne 
Timb3r
White Witch
Midget Clooney |
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I think I may have had a few too many at the StuffIt Inn last night
I may look like the living dead but don’t be fooled again, hopefully the sun will bring me round today |
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"I think I may have had a few too many at the StuffIt Inn last night
I may look like the living dead but don’t be fooled again, hopefully the sun will bring me round today"
I'm feeling much the same. It's heat stroke, not zombie-ism.
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"I think I may have had a few too many at the StuffIt Inn last night
I may look like the living dead but don’t be fooled again, hopefully the sun will bring me round today
I'm feeling much the same. It's heat stroke, not zombie-ism.
Honest "
I think we need to strip each other down and run some ice cubes over each other’s bodies crazy. Just in case the sun heats up our grey bodies too much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting in there early with my vote today
Redhott (sorry)
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Biggadaboobies Gets my vote
Absolutely no reason why |
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By *t777Woman
over a year ago
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"I think I may have had a few too many at the StuffIt Inn last night
I may look like the living dead but don’t be fooled again, hopefully the sun will bring me round today
I'm feeling much the same. It's heat stroke, not zombie-ism.
Honest
I think we need to strip each other down and run some ice cubes over each other’s bodies crazy. Just in case the sun heats up our grey bodies too much "
Plenty of ice cubes down here x |
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Still going with inquisitive lady. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jesus with the heat in Fabonia today why can’t we smell the rancid flesh of the undead
Are they hiding in the cold room of the tavern?? |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Jesus with the heat in Fabonia today why can’t we smell the rancid flesh of the undead
Are they hiding in the cold room of the tavern?? "
Nope cause I'm in here on my own playing with my toys  |
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The only thing I would like to play with today is ice and plenty of it. |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"The only thing I would like to play with today is ice and plenty of it. "
Pop down to Morellis it's open late tonight lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry Timb3r you're getting my vote. |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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I can't decide who it is  |
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Ach, I’m dead from this heat, today I’m gonna vote for inquisitive lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still going with inquisitive lady."
Or are you now . Nom nom you're wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone got spare ice. Its getting kinda hot around here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Timb3r because I've been in a beer garden all day and nothing at the moment makes sense |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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Ahhh I'm gonna go for redhott....likely wrong but sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone got spare ice. Its getting kinda hot around here. "
Its fantastic weather ain’t it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Timb3r because I've been in a beer garden all day and nothing at the moment makes sense "
What’s 2+1??? |
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Biggadaboobies gets my vote. For no reason. I just haven't voted for them before. Clearly the sun has gone to my brain because I can't think of a better reason than that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Timb3r because I've been in a beer garden all day and nothing at the moment makes sense
What’s 2+1???"
A good time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Timb3r because I've been in a beer garden all day and nothing at the moment makes sense
What’s 2+1???
A good time "
Correct answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Timb3r because I've been in a beer garden all day and nothing at the moment makes sense
What’s 2+1???
A good time
Correct answer"
I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Timb3r because I've been in a beer garden all day and nothing at the moment makes sense
What’s 2+1???
A good time In all fairness inquisitive looks great and she sounds a lady
Correct answer"
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Lol me a member of the undead. Perhaps the uncold. |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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Oh just seen a goat on another thread, wonder if he is our kidd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh just seen a goat on another thread, wonder if he is our kidd "
Red……..where’s your goat??? Has he wandered from Fabonia?? |
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Does fabonia take weekends off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh just seen a goat on another thread, wonder if he is our kidd
Red……..where’s your goat??? Has he wandered from Fabonia?? "
Never mind the goat for now, aren't you making breakfast? |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Does fabonia take weekends off?"
Nope stop being lazy and get off ya ass |
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I think we'll be safe from zombies in this heat. They'll be decomposing rapidly & unable to move to bite  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Apologies everyone! I was *ahem* otherwise engaged last night 
We'll do a double reveal tonight with the villager who had the most votes yesterday and whoever it is today! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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CrazyRed gets my vote for today  |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Apologies everyone! I was *ahem* otherwise engaged last night
We'll do a double reveal tonight with the villager who had the most votes yesterday and whoever it is today! "
Think we had a 4 way tie yesterday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Previously on Fabonia...
"I'm pregnant!" shouts Redhott... "...and you're not the father!"
BelfastD was shot outside the Tavern having revealed his plan to block out the sun..
And Jay_Gatsby_D4's evil twin returned to the village...
... As the day begins, BelfastD is found alive and well in the shower as if nothing happened and everyone wasted their time watching the show beforehand...
"I had a weird dream last night" he says to Inquisitive Lady at the Tavern "... I dreamt that we had no vote and that there was peace in the village!"
"Well it wasn't all a dream, we didn't have anyone stand trial last night but the noise thing..." she replies "... Let's just say it was a bad idea putting the the2ofusplus down in the sex dungeon! Zombies or not they're certainly raising the dead down there!!"
"More sex jelly!!" Mister Plus shouts from below
"..... And braaaaaaaaaains!"
"Well if we had a vote, who was it?"
At that point the crier can be heard rallying the villagers to the square..
"Hear ye, hear ye! Yesterday the village spoke!... But Corrie was on and I didn't want to miss it... So today! Redhott, Biggadaboobies, Timb3r and Inquisitive Lady... You have all been chosen by your fellow Fabonians to stand trial"
"What do we have to do to prove ourselves?"
"As time is running out before tonight's lynching, just get nekkid"
As Biggadaboobies, Inquisitive Lady and Redhott begin to strip, Timb3r suddenly asks if he can sit down...
"Just a moment! *Grandma in the shower, grandma in the shower, grandma...* OK, I can go now but make it quick!"
One by one the chosen villagers are presented to be inspected by their fellow Fabonians... One by one the men pass out
"They're clean... No marks" says Crazyredhead, stepping over JustKeepingAnEye44 and Geralt80
"Well not no marks" says Redhott "... That Midget sure packs a slap" as she soothes her poor bottom
"So that's another four of us cleared, we must be nearing patient zero! We must be nearing the end of this!"...
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Otherwise engaged is a fine excuse. For tonight I'm sticking to my guns & Geralt80 |
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Red, do you need any help with soothing that ache? I have arnica |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So Timb3r is as innocent as I ...  |
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So who haven’t I voted for yet? Tonight it shall be Miss3B as she wouldn’t give me a bite of her ice lolly earlier. It’s time to get petty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red, do you need any help with soothing that ache? I have arnica
That's very kind of you
For the record...im not im not up the duff..last time i checked anyway "
I knew he was Kidding Red ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok I'm voting Geralt80... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red, do you need any help with soothing that ache? I have arnica
That's very kind of you
For the record...im not im not up the duff..last time i checked anyway
I knew he was Kidding Red ... "
I wonder does Jeremy Kyle still do the paternity test shows...asking for a friend..obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im gonna vote Miss3B tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red, do you need any help with soothing that ache? I have arnica
That's very kind of you
For the record...im not im not up the duff..last time i checked anyway
I knew he was Kidding Red ...
I wonder does Jeremy Kyle still do the paternity test shows...asking for a friend..obviously "
You need your people to get on to his people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For your friend of course |
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"Ok I'm voting Geralt80... "
That’s dead out of order |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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Well seen as I know I'm innocent I'm voting for dublingirl she hasn't been checked yet either |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"So who haven’t I voted for yet? Tonight it shall be Miss3B as she wouldn’t give me a bite of her ice lolly earlier. It’s time to get petty "
That wasn't an ice lolly |
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Voting _iss3b because she voted me |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Voting _iss3b because she voted me "
Spoken like a true zombie |
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"So who haven’t I voted for yet? Tonight it shall be Miss3B as she wouldn’t give me a bite of her ice lolly earlier. It’s time to get petty
That wasn't an ice lolly "
No wonder you wanted it all to yourself you undead zombie |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"So who haven’t I voted for yet? Tonight it shall be Miss3B as she wouldn’t give me a bite of her ice lolly earlier. It’s time to get petty
That wasn't an ice lolly
No wonder you wanted it all to yourself you undead zombie "
I will accept my apology later when it's proven I'm not a zombie |
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"So who haven’t I voted for yet? Tonight it shall be Miss3B as she wouldn’t give me a bite of her ice lolly earlier. It’s time to get petty
That wasn't an ice lolly
No wonder you wanted it all to yourself you undead zombie
I will accept my apology later when it's proven I'm not a zombie "
I’ll bite my tongue until then so |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"So who haven’t I voted for yet? Tonight it shall be Miss3B as she wouldn’t give me a bite of her ice lolly earlier. It’s time to get petty
That wasn't an ice lolly
No wonder you wanted it all to yourself you undead zombie
I will accept my apology later when it's proven I'm not a zombie
I’ll bite my tongue until then so"
Just don't bite me |
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"For your friend of course "
Told you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For your friend of course
Told you "
As I told you too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is the Tavern open for a cocktail? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep open till late tonight. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As dawn sets upon Fabonia the villagers gather to once again find out if their small community is still plagued by the undead...
"Miss3B... Show yourself now and prove yourself a Fabonian!"
The crowd turn to each other as there's no sign of the villager... Suspicions start to grow...
"Where is she?" orders chief Timb3r ".. Show yourself!"
As the sun sets, once again JustKeepingAnEye44 scratches his finger nails down another strategically planned chalkboard...
"Someone ought to take that away from him"
"It's night time!!" shouts JustKeepingAnEye44 "... Dems be when the undead do be feastin'!"
The villagers look at each other with the realisation that for once JustKeepingAnEye44 might be talking sense! They march onto Miss3B's hut, demanding she face them and prove her allegiance to Fabonia... And not the army of the undead...
"Bust the door down! She can't take us all, whatever is in there we'll face it together!" says Jay_Gatsby_D4 hiding behind a tree
They storm in and are met with sounds, with shrieking, that stop them in their tracks. The villagers wary of what they might discover...
Slowly Inquisitive Lady leads the mob upstairs where the noises only get louder... Busting through the door they are met with a sight more horrifying than they could have imagined...
Bandalf's bare white ass!
"Please can wee try the staff now, Misstress3B, we've warmed me up pretty wel... Oi!!"
Scrambling to pull up his trousers only to fall over with the underwear around his ankles, Bandalf demands to know what's going on as does Miss3B...
"What's going on here! Why are you all in my hut!?"
"We could ask the same of you!" decries Crazyredhead... "...We thought you were feasting, you weren't at the village square"
"Yeah, sorry about that, we're normally well past the warm up by now but.. Wait! This isn't about me, you broke into my hut!"
As the fighting continues Timb3r interrupts with a declaration...
"Fabonians! As we can all see, we were mistaken... Miss3B is a noble, scarily kinky villager... As for Bandalf though, he... Where'd he go?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And so we face into a new day breaking on fabonia with not a clue who’s a zombie
Fair well and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies |
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"So who haven’t I voted for yet? Tonight it shall be Miss3B as she wouldn’t give me a bite of her ice lolly earlier. It’s time to get petty
That wasn't an ice lolly
No wonder you wanted it all to yourself you undead zombie
I will accept my apology later when it's proven I'm not a zombie
I’ll bite my tongue until then so
Just don't bite me "
Well look at that, your not one of the undead. |
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As I forgot to vote last night, was still feeling woosie from the naked ladies I'm voting for _eralt80. Off to sit with my head between my legs a little longer |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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Seen as dublingirl still hasn't been tested I'm voting for her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am voting DubGirl for tonight . You're right she needs to be tested. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dubgirl gets my vote too  |
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Am I wrong or has CrazyRedHead still to be tested? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m sticking with CrazyRed
It’s the cold dead eyes
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Am I wrong or has CrazyRedHead still to be tested?"
Crazy still needs tested too |
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I test regularly! Although not for zombie-ism tbf
I'm keeping my vote for Geralt80, if we're talking about cold dead eyes |
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You’re my vote today crazyredhead, I’m guessing you were patient zero too |
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Speaking of dead things Crazyred my vote goes to your good self, or maybe not so good
With all this heat and sunshine I was hoping for more zomboobies but alas no |
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Will also vote for crazyred today. |
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Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts "
Pass me my flogger and we’ll add to the welts |
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts "
I could leave a few marks myself |
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
Pass me my flogger and we’ll add to the welts"
Gotta catch me first (I'll run slowly though)  |
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
I could leave a few marks myself "
Is that because you're a zombie though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
Pass me my flogger and we’ll add to the welts
Gotta catch me first (I'll run slowly though) "
Ooooooops
You fell over with your ass in the air lol |
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
I could leave a few marks myself
Is that because you're a zombie though? "
Sure is it worth it? Sure you’re a zombie anyway |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
I could leave a few marks myself
Is that because you're a zombie though?
Sure is it worth it? Sure you’re a zombie anyway "
Zombie bites can't be as bad as the damn horse fly bites I've just got  |
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
Pass me my flogger and we’ll add to the welts
Gotta catch me first (I'll run slowly though)
Ooooooops
You fell over with your ass in the air lol "
Dagnammit! Happens every time! |
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
I could leave a few marks myself
Is that because you're a zombie though?
Sure is it worth it? Sure you’re a zombie anyway "
Careful then, it could be me doing the marking in that case |
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
I could leave a few marks myself
Is that because you're a zombie though?
Sure is it worth it? Sure you’re a zombie anyway
Zombie bites can't be as bad as the damn horse fly bites I've just got "
Days of itching! You have my sympathy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
Pass me my flogger and we’ll add to the welts
Gotta catch me first (I'll run slowly though)
Ooooooops
You fell over with your ass in the air lol
Dagnammit! Happens every time! "
You say that like it’s a BAD thing
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It's the decomposition making me uncoordinated |
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over a year ago
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
I could leave a few marks myself
Is that because you're a zombie though?
Sure is it worth it? Sure you’re a zombie anyway
Zombie bites can't be as bad as the damn horse fly bites I've just got
Days of itching! You have my sympathy"
Do you need an itch scratched 3B? |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
I could leave a few marks myself
Is that because you're a zombie though?
Sure is it worth it? Sure you’re a zombie anyway
Zombie bites can't be as bad as the damn horse fly bites I've just got
Days of itching! You have my sympathy
Do you need an itch scratched 3B? "
It's bloody itching me like mad, thankfully the swelling went down quickly |
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
I could leave a few marks myself
Is that because you're a zombie though?
Sure is it worth it? Sure you’re a zombie anyway
Zombie bites can't be as bad as the damn horse fly bites I've just got
Days of itching! You have my sympathy
Do you need an itch scratched 3B?
It's bloody itching me like mad, thankfully the swelling went down quickly "
I glad I read this posts from my last input and not just jump straight in a read the last post even just talking about itching makes me wanna scratch |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
I could leave a few marks myself
Is that because you're a zombie though?
Sure is it worth it? Sure you’re a zombie anyway
Zombie bites can't be as bad as the damn horse fly bites I've just got
Days of itching! You have my sympathy
Do you need an itch scratched 3B?
It's bloody itching me like mad, thankfully the swelling went down quickly
I glad I read this posts from my last input and not just jump straight in a read the last post even just talking about itching makes me wanna scratch "
Thankfully it was only a little prick who wasn't that thirsty for my blood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha! You'll all be sorry when I'm proven to be unmarked - well apart from the rope marks & cane welts
I could leave a few marks myself
Is that because you're a zombie though?
Sure is it worth it? Sure you’re a zombie anyway
Zombie bites can't be as bad as the damn horse fly bites I've just got
Days of itching! You have my sympathy
Do you need an itch scratched 3B?
It's bloody itching me like mad, thankfully the swelling went down quickly
I glad I read this posts from my last input and not just jump straight in a read the last post even just talking about itching makes me wanna scratch
Thankfully it was only a little prick who wasn't that thirsty for my blood "
Just another regular day on fab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The village crier declares that there is ONE HOUR left to vote |
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As another day in Fabonia draws to a close, village Chief Timb3r gathers everyone to reveal the voting for the night...
"Are we not done with this yet, I'm bored now!!" shouts the crowd
"Quiet! We have a very serious matter to deal with... Crazyredhead... Step forward, you have been chosen..."
With trepidation, she steps out from the crowd, hearing whispers amongst her fellow Fabonians that she must be what brought this evil plague upon the land...
"I heard she likes pineapple on pizza, she must be a wrong'un.."
As she approaches the Chief she queries...
"What must I do to prove myself? I'll do anything to avoid going into that sex dungeon with the2ofusplus... I heard the goat down there last night"
"Anything?" shouts JustKeepingAnEye44 "Chief!.. Let me... I have an idea... Chief!"
"Quiet down, you! And pull your pants up!!" he slams "... It's simple, Red, all you have to do is...
At that point a loud crash is heard from the Tavern... The2ofusplus have escaped from the sex dungeon!!
"Well slap my ass and call me Carly Rae" says Geralt80 at the sight of the two undead bearing down on the villagers.
"Braaaaaaaaaaaaains!" moans Missus Plus as she makes a beeline for Jay_Gatsby_D4... She grabs him and tackles him to the ground "Brains!!" she groans attacking him... Only to be met with the hollow sound of a cantaloupe inside his head... Getting up she leaves him untouched... "Braaaaaaaaaaaaains!!"
She lunges at Crazyredhead try viciously to attack her, the crowd unsure of what to do and trying to stave off Mister Plus and his surprisingly alive erection
All of a sudden Inquisitive Lady and BelfastD fight to save Crazyredhead by parading the goat in front of the debauched, undead pair, letting it lead them back to the sex dungeon...
"Christ, to think I used to room with them at the Stuffet Inn"
Once back inside the dungeon, the villagers barricade the doors...
"We have to take it in turns to keep an eye on these two, we can't afford to let that happen again" declares the Chief ".. We've no more goats!"
As the crowd comes to as to what just happened, it dawns upon the chief that no army of the undead would attack its own soldier...
"With that, I feel we can safely say that Crazyredhead is a Fabonian!"
"But.. The nekkid test?" bemoans JustKeepingAnEye44
"We shall gather again tomorrow... And hope to start putting an end to this thread... I mean nonsense!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Goddammmit
No Nekkid Test tonight
I’m being left feeling VERY blue
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Goddammmit
No Nekkid Test tonight
I’m being left feeling VERY blue
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You just thirsty to have a feast on nekid flesh are ya  |
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over a year ago
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"Goddammmit
No Nekkid Test tonight
I’m being left feeling VERY blue
You just thirsty to have a feast on nekid flesh are ya "
By balls have finally recovered after Bandalf the BallBreaker
Was hoping to empty them tonight
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Goddammmit
No Nekkid Test tonight
I’m being left feeling VERY blue
You just thirsty to have a feast on nekid flesh are ya
By balls have finally recovered after Bandalf the BallBreaker
Was hoping to empty them tonight
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Annoyed ya missed out on the goat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goddammmit
No Nekkid Test tonight
I’m being left feeling VERY blue
You just thirsty to have a feast on nekid flesh are ya
By balls have finally recovered after Bandalf the BallBreaker
Was hoping to empty them tonight
Annoyed ya missed out on the goat "
I have standards
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Godamit! I was sure crazy was red from villagers blood!
They’re gonna start over running Fabonia unless we start to round up these flesh eating zombies and stop them from feasting on us.
The last thing I want is to have a nipple fall off when I’m nibbling on it |
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So who's buying the drinks? I need to unwind after that best miss |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"So who's buying the drinks? I need to unwind after that best miss"
First round is on me
Apricot Brandy ALL round |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"So who's buying the drinks? I need to unwind after that best miss
First round is on me
Apricot Brandy ALL round "
Well then second round and the feast to go with is on me then |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Godamit! I was sure crazy was red from villagers blood!
They’re gonna start over running Fabonia unless we start to round up these flesh eating zombies and stop them from feasting on us.
The last thing I want is to have a nipple fall off when I’m nibbling on it "
Oh no can't be having that when ya nibbling.... although anything could bloody leak |
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"Godamit! I was sure crazy was red from villagers blood!
They’re gonna start over running Fabonia unless we start to round up these flesh eating zombies and stop them from feasting on us.
The last thing I want is to have a nipple fall off when I’m nibbling on it
Oh no can't be having that when ya nibbling.... although anything could bloody leak "
leaking nipples is a whole different kink, definitely not a dried up zombie if you’re leaking there |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Godamit! I was sure crazy was red from villagers blood!
They’re gonna start over running Fabonia unless we start to round up these flesh eating zombies and stop them from feasting on us.
The last thing I want is to have a nipple fall off when I’m nibbling on it
Oh no can't be having that when ya nibbling.... although anything could bloody leak leaking nipples is a whole different kink, definitely not a dried up zombie if you’re leaking there"
Now now remember what I was doing when you all bloody interrupted me the other night and you seem to have a crazy kink for pineapples |
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Please tell me there’s NO pineapple in the fruit salad for breakfast |
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"Godamit! I was sure crazy was red from villagers blood!
They’re gonna start over running Fabonia unless we start to round up these flesh eating zombies and stop them from feasting on us.
The last thing I want is to have a nipple fall off when I’m nibbling on it
Oh no can't be having that when ya nibbling.... although anything could bloody leak leaking nipples is a whole different kink, definitely not a dried up zombie if you’re leaking there
Now now remember what I was doing when you all bloody interrupted me the other night and you seem to have a crazy kink for pineapples "
Don’t remind me of the pineapples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok
It’s day 9 in the Fabinia Zombie Village
We’re 2 zombies down
How many are left??
My vote for today goes to Inquisitive Lady |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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Everyone must be busy feasting as its been very quiet in here lately. Not sure who to choose then today I've my suspicion on a few |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Please tell me there’s NO pineapple in the fruit salad for breakfast "
Extra pineapple just for you |
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Still 2 zombies on the loose.
I still reckon Geralt80 was taken after his first test.
I'm sticking with him.
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"Everyone must be busy feasting as its been very quiet in here lately. Not sure who to choose then today I've my suspicion on a few "
They’re probably taking bites out of each other in the dungeon with the other two zombies. More of a gory-hole than a glory-hole these days |
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over a year ago
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DublinGirl92 gets my vote today . She's gotta be one.
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I think DublinGirl92 is a bit too suspicious with her movements too, so I’m voting for her too |
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What about our chief Timb3r, is he also the leader of the undead. Time to find out. My vote goes to Timb3r |
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My vote goes to DublinGirl |
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"Please tell me there’s NO pineapple in the fruit salad for breakfast
Extra pineapple just for you "
Pineapple is completely wrong unless it's in a can of lilt |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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I'm voting for Timb3r...as village chief he should be sorting these zombies out but I suspect he is actually leading them |
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over a year ago
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"Please tell me there’s NO pineapple in the fruit salad for breakfast
Extra pineapple just for you
Pineapple is completely wrong unless it's in a can of lilt "
Do you like it like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell me there’s NO pineapple in the fruit salad for breakfast
Extra pineapple just for you
Pineapple is completely wrong unless it's in a can of lilt "
I like it like that |
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over a year ago
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"Please tell me there’s NO pineapple in the fruit salad for breakfast
Extra pineapple just for you
Pineapple is completely wrong unless it's in a can of lilt
Do you like it like that "
Snap!!! |
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"Please tell me there’s NO pineapple in the fruit salad for breakfast
Extra pineapple just for you
Pineapple is completely wrong unless it's in a can of lilt
Do you like it like that
Snap!!! "
Ha ha ha great minds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell me there’s NO pineapple in the fruit salad for breakfast
Extra pineapple just for you
Pineapple is completely wrong unless it's in a can of lilt
Do you like it like that
Snap!!!
Ha ha ha great minds "
Evil Minds more like lol |
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over a year ago
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As another day in Fabonia passes, the villagers grow frustrated at the lack of success with their voting
With two zombies found and restrained but a second week of the plague rampaging through the land, they're certain the army of the undead has grown...
Suddenly, the village crier decrees for Fabonians to gather in the square, the voting for today has been counted...
"Fabonians, the votes have been counted and verified, you are live on Channel 4, please don't swear. DublinGirl92... You have been chosen"
As she approaches the Chief her attention is drawn to the back of the crowd, towards the village huts, where Biggadaboobies is preparing the next banquet for the Stuffet Inn
The smell of the roast... The broth... The potato salad... Suddenly Biggadaboobies spills a bowl of melted butter over herself...
DublinGirl92 twitches at the sight of her fellow Fabonian glistening... Salivating almost...
"Awk now I've got honey all over my knees!" shouts Biggadaboobies "... How did that happen, I was making soup!"
Suddenly DublinGirl92 begins to convulse, her eyes widening... And glossing over... She's turning!!!
"Well slap my ass and call me Murder She Wrote, she's a zombie!!"
As the crowd panics and scurries, DublinGirl92 makes a beeline for Biggadaboobies, pouncing on her one time neighbour, viciously attacking her
"That's what you get for trying to elbow in on my potato salad" whispers Redhott under her breath
As Biggadaboobies lies lifeless from the attack, smothered in butter, DublinGirl92 turns to the rest of the village
"Quick, we have to get her to the sex dungeon!"
"There's a time and a place, JustKeepingAnEye44... Oh, you mean to sedate her!"
With that BelfastD greases his nekkid body in butter and streaks towards the tavern..
"Yoooohoooo!" he squeals "... A minute on the lips, grab me by the hips!"
DublinGirl92 pursues him to the Tavern where Inquisitive Lady is there to lock her... It... Downstairs with the already undead the2ofusplus
"Friend!" moans out Mister Plus... "you have sex jelly?"
With that the villagers return to the square to gather themselves and check upon Biggadaboobies.... It's too late... Her butter covered body is laid to rest as the village is bittersweet over discovering another soldier of the undead but losing their caterer for the party this weekend |
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over a year ago
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ACTIVE VILLAGERS:
Geralt80
Miss3B
DublinGirl92 (Patient Zero)
Biggadaboobies
Crazyredhead
The2ofusplus
Inquisitive Lady
BelfastD
JustKeepingAnEye44
Redhott
Jay_Gatsby_D4
Peterdunne
Timb3r
White Witch
Midget Clooney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’re gonna need a BIGGER dungeon |
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Maybe we should burn the dead body just in case. How many more are left? |
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"Maybe we should burn the dead body just in case. How many more are left?"
You're the last of them |
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"Maybe we should burn the dead body just in case. How many more are left?
You're the last of them "
I think I’d know if I was undead |
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Is there only one zombie left ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there only one zombie left ? "
Depends how many have been bitten and turned by patient zero
I THINK |
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"Is there only one zombie left ?
Depends how many have been bitten and turned by patient zero
I THINK "
So everyone could be one, apart from me that is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another one bites the dust |
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"Maybe we should burn the dead body just in case. How many more are left?"
Seems excessive |
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"Maybe we should burn the dead body just in case. How many more are left?
Seems excessive "
No fires please. I think Ireland is warm enough without any fires |
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over a year ago
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"Maybe we should burn the dead body just in case. How many more are left?
Seems excessive
No fires please. I think Ireland is warm enough without any fires "
Are you making the coffee Timb3r? |
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"Maybe we should burn the dead body just in case. How many more are left?
Seems excessive
No fires please. I think Ireland is warm enough without any fires
Are you making the coffee Timb3r?"
I sure am, would you like it served with a side order of naked butler ? |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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I'll take coffee with a side of naked nurse please |
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over a year ago
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"Maybe we should burn the dead body just in case. How many more are left?
Seems excessive
No fires please. I think Ireland is warm enough without any fires
Are you making the coffee Timb3r?
I sure am, would you like it served with a side order of naked butler ?"
Be rude not to |
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over a year ago
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In this heat it would be criminal to serve anything when fully clothed |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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I've my suspicions on that Jay one he seems to be off feasting and I don't think he been tested yet |
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By *t777Woman
over a year ago
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"Sorry Timb3r you're getting my vote. "
Can you please message me. Thanks c x |
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Iced coffee this morning please.
And nekkid servers is only sensible - both for heat & to try to out the last zombie. Nekkid consumers as well, for that matter |
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over a year ago
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Anyone for a 99 .. |
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over a year ago
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"Anyone for a 99 .. "
You buying ?? |
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Am I still alive?
I thought I was in hell there with all this heat at the minute |
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"Anyone for a 99 .. "
If I have it without the flake will it be a 69 |
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"Am I still alive?
I thought I was in hell there with all this heat at the minute"
Find a wee shaded area and you will be fine and dandy |
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"Am I still alive?
I thought I was in hell there with all this heat at the minute
Find a wee shaded area and you will be fine and dandy"
A shaded area like the dungeon?!? |
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"Anyone for a 69 .. "
Fixed that for you |
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Ok so I have another theory (bear with me )
So those who voted for Dublingirl yesterday can’t be zombies as they wouldn’t vote out one of their own, so that puts the following as not zombies yesterday:
Inquisitive Lady
BelfastD
Redhott
Timb3r
That means the following are my suspects:
Geralt80
Miss3B
Crazyredhead
JustKeepingAnEye44
Jay_Gatsby_D4
Peterdunne
Out of those Geralt80 and Miss3B both voted for the same person so I think they were ganging up on us villagers
Therefore my vote today goes to Geralt80, as Miss3B has nicer boobs |
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Oops peterdunne has already been eliminated, so the short list is even shorter |
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over a year ago
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"Ok so I have another theory (bear with me )
So those who voted for Dublingirl yesterday can’t be zombies as they wouldn’t vote out one of their own, so that puts the following as not zombies yesterday:
Inquisitive Lady
BelfastD
Redhott
Timb3r
That means the following are my suspects:
Geralt80
Miss3B
Crazyredhead
JustKeepingAnEye44
Jay_Gatsby_D4
Peterdunne
Out of those Geralt80 and Miss3B both voted for the same person so I think they were ganging up on us villagers
Therefore my vote today goes to Geralt80, as Miss3B has nicer boobs "
Or look at whoever voted DublinGirl92 out last when they knew she was outed anyway. A great way of throwing suspicions off yourself.. |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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Ohhh you doing this again trying to persuade who to vote for and making sure you're safe |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok so I have another theory (bear with me )
So those who voted for Dublingirl yesterday can’t be zombies as they wouldn’t vote out one of their own, so that puts the following as not zombies yesterday:
Inquisitive Lady
BelfastD
Redhott
Timb3r
That means the following are my suspects:
Geralt80
Miss3B
Crazyredhead
JustKeepingAnEye44
Jay_Gatsby_D4
Peterdunne
Out of those Geralt80 and Miss3B both voted for the same person so I think they were ganging up on us villagers
Therefore my vote today goes to Geralt80, as Miss3B has nicer boobs
Or look at whoever voted DublinGirl92 out last when they knew she was outed anyway. A great way of throwing suspicions off yourself.. "
Who was last Timb3r ? |
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over a year ago
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The village crier declares that there is SIX HOURS left to vote as BelfastD is gathering quite a cult following amongst his fellow Fabonians as he lays out what some call logic but what others call bull-honkey... |
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over a year ago
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"Ok so I have another theory (bear with me )
So those who voted for Dublingirl yesterday can’t be zombies as they wouldn’t vote out one of their own, so that puts the following as not zombies yesterday:
Inquisitive Lady
BelfastD
Redhott
Timb3r
That means the following are my suspects:
Geralt80
Miss3B
Crazyredhead
JustKeepingAnEye44
Jay_Gatsby_D4
Peterdunne
Out of those Geralt80 and Miss3B both voted for the same person so I think they were ganging up on us villagers
Therefore my vote today goes to Geralt80, as Miss3B has nicer boobs
Or look at whoever voted DublinGirl92 out last when they knew she was outed anyway. A great way of throwing suspicions off yourself..
Who was last Timb3r ?"
I think so |
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I've been voting Geralt80 for days, so I'm sticking with him.
Don't want him to think I've gone off him |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok so I have another theory (bear with me )
So those who voted for Dublingirl yesterday can’t be zombies as they wouldn’t vote out one of their own, so that puts the following as not zombies yesterday:
Inquisitive Lady
BelfastD
Redhott
Timb3r
That means the following are my suspects:
Geralt80
Miss3B
Crazyredhead
JustKeepingAnEye44
Jay_Gatsby_D4
Peterdunne
Out of those Geralt80 and Miss3B both voted for the same person so I think they were ganging up on us villagers
Therefore my vote today goes to Geralt80, as Miss3B has nicer boobs
Or look at whoever voted DublinGirl92 out last when they knew she was outed anyway. A great way of throwing suspicions off yourself..
Who was last Timb3r ?
I think so "
All on that list bar Mr Gatsby have been tested at least once, I'm still undecided now between him, Timb3r and BelfastD |
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"Ok so I have another theory (bear with me )
So those who voted for Dublingirl yesterday can’t be zombies as they wouldn’t vote out one of their own, so that puts the following as not zombies yesterday:
Inquisitive Lady
BelfastD
Redhott
Timb3r
That means the following are my suspects:
Geralt80
Miss3B
Crazyredhead
JustKeepingAnEye44
Jay_Gatsby_D4
Peterdunne
Out of those Geralt80 and Miss3B both voted for the same person so I think they were ganging up on us villagers
Therefore my vote today goes to Geralt80, as Miss3B has nicer boobs "
We haven't had notification of a new zombie being infected since Miss3B was last tested |
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over a year ago
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I'm going with Geralt80 today. |
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Good lady Inquisitive, I thought you had been turned there for a minute |
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over a year ago
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Geralt gets my vote for today |
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Bah baaaahhhh I'm following the crowd. Gearlt gets my vote. I surprised no one else has been infected. The zombies must be to tired in the heat. |
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