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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well here's the game folks!

Hopefully it's a bit of a distraction and some fun more than anything else

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- There is one zombie

to start with and the rest are villagers

- Again, instead of killing players off, zombies will RECRUIT players to join them!

Players who are zombies aren't fully infected until 48 hours after they've been attacked. Therefore they can only recruit every TWO days! Clues may be given within the thread as to who the walking dead are...

- There is a designated 'daytime' and 'night-time'

DAYTIME = 8am to 8pm

NIGHT-TIME = 8pm to 8am

- Everyone can discuss on the thread who they think the undead are, who themselves will obviously bluff, and just general stuff too sure!

However, only during the 'daytime' will villagers vote for who they believe has been infected and at the end of the day that person will be 'tested'. It may end harmlessly or go terribly wrong...

- If they vote for someone who's infected that's obviously a good thing! However, if it's a villager it will allow the army of the undead to grow in numbers that night!

- During the 'night-time' the zombies, via private messages or the like so long as it's not in public obviously, will discuss and vote for the one villager they wish to infect!

They'll send that name on to me and I'll make them aware.

- For the villagers to win they must take out all of the undead and stop the apocalypse

- For the zombies to win they must avoid being taken out and last until there is an equal number of zombies to villagers!

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There is NO vote today by the villagers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Geralt80

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

JustKeepingAnEye44

Redhott

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Peterdunne

Timb3r

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The sun sets upon the tiny village of Fabonia as folk head out to the local B&B, 'The Stuffet Inn', to honour the anniversary of their fellow, fallen, Fabonians

Years have passed since the small community was savaged by creatures of the night that tore through the once peaceful village. Since then it has become tradition to mark the date of that first fateful day with a coming together of the community to celebrate the fragility of life itself...

"All night sex party at the Stuffet Inn tonight! Come for the sex, stay for the potato salad!" declares the village crier

As Fabonians come one by one they soon begin to arrive at the Inn too

"I've been waiting all year for this!" squeals Inquisitive Lady as she closes up the tavern

"Hurry up, Inquisitive..." shouts Jay_Gatsby_D4 "... You don't want to be the last one there! Remember last year and the incident with the snorkel and that midget who kinda looked like George Clooney"

Villagers have been arriving for hours, each bringing their own dish to the party as Redhott arrives with her 10 mile radius famous potato salad...

"There it is!" shouts Crazyredhead "... Just set it next to the rest of the food. There's a little room beside my chicken sandwiches and the_ofusplus' spit roast, just shove the three of them out of the way and reach onto the table."

As she reaches over the debauched game of Twister she stumbles, unwittingly and unknowingly knocking an open tub of ye olde lube into the bowl...

"Right! Let's get this party started" she says turning away... "Say, is that midget here again by any chance..."

Later that night, with the party in full swing, a queue to rival that of DublinGirl92's watermelon squashing show is forming at the buffet table.

"Oi! Who's holding up the line! Is that Pete?"

The village idiot Pete Panther is at the front, horsing spoonful after spoonful of potato salad into him

"Every year, Pete! I think you only come here for the food!" a voice shouts out "I don't even think he notices the women, last week I saw him humping a tree"

With their impatience growing and no sign of him hearing their pleas, Geralt80 approaches him...

"Right, you've had enough now. I heard there's a Great Oak down by the riverbank with loose morals..."

As he pulls him back he sees the shocking figure of what used to be Pete replaced with that of a soulless creature of the undead!

"Well slap my arse and call me Arlene, he's a zombie!" he cries out

Panic sets it with the creature stumbling around looking to quench his hunger having finished all potato salad..

"What are we gonna do!?... Red only brought the one bowl"

"Forget the potato salad! I heard that to kill a zombie you have to cut off his head!" shouts Miss3B

With that BelfastD breaks off the St. Andrew's Cross and with one fell swoop takes Pete's head off!

"Ummm, I think she meant, yah know, from the neck up. Not downstairs"

"Oh, right, that makes much more sense!"

Finally the creature lies lifeless, with the rest of the villagers still in shock at what they'd just seen...

"Hey folks!! Long time no see! Sorry I'm late! Where's my scuba gear, I'm going diving tonight!" says midget Clooney...

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Just goingto casually sniff people. The undead must smell rank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So who wants to sample my spuds?

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Sounds like this is going to be a real Thriller.

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"So who wants to sample my spuds?

Whip ‘em out and we can have a nibble then

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"So who wants to sample my spuds?

Are they new season

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So who wants to sample my spuds?

Are they new season

Reds a sweet potato

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I’m on my traditional route to the Stuffet Inn

My spuds are massive and I need some mayonnaise to smother them in

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I’m on my traditional route to the Stuffet Inn

My spuds are massive and I need some mayonnaise to smother them in

I'm sure that you have plenty of your own mayonnaise to smother them in. I just need a large stiff one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sitting in the corner cleaning my battle axe that red asked to use to make her potato salad

“Hmmmmmm Pete WAS a nice guy, shaaaame”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll behead this Zombie for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad zombie. Not like going down the Forrest chasin' werewolves and SheWolves. This Zombie, take BIG bites. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than a bowl of Potato Salad, Red. I'll find them for Potato Salad, but I'll catch them, and kill them, for BBQ! But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on shackles the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no helpers, there's just too many wannabes in this Village. HogRoast for me by myself. For that you get the head, the hands, the whole damn thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll behead this Zombie for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad zombie. Not like going down the Forrest chasin' werewolves and SheWolves. This Zombie, take BIG bites. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than a bowl of Potato Salad, Red. I'll find them for Potato Salad, but I'll catch them, and kill them, for BBQ! But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on shackles the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no helpers, there's just too many wannabes in this Village. HogRoast for me by myself. For that you get the head, the hands, the whole damn thing."

But you haven't tasted my potato salad...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s your special ingredient??

My battle axe smells funny

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"I’m on my traditional route to the Stuffet Inn

My spuds are massive and I need some mayonnaise to smother them in

I'm sure that you have plenty of your own mayonnaise to smother them in. I just need a large stiff one

My spuds may be massive but I can serve you up a large stiff one as well 3B

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

But you haven't tasted my potato salad...

I’ll let you have my spuds Redhott if you let me taste your potato salad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But you haven't tasted my potato salad...

I’ll let you have my spuds Redhott if you let me taste your potato salad

Im busy looking for zombies, i have no time just now to drain your spuds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You wanna borrow my little axe Red??

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Thinks its strange no one had ordered a drink yet. That narrows the zombie down to a possible everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not 5pm yet

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"It’s not 5pm yet

It is somewhere though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grasshoppers or MaiTais so?

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

But you haven't tasted my potato salad...

I’ll let you have my spuds Redhott if you let me taste your potato salad

Im busy looking for zombies, i have no time just now to drain your spuds

Even if you were a zombie I think I could be tempted lol a bit like the wrigleys advert

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Oh and on a hot day like today I’ll have a cool crisp lager to ease me into dinner time

Barkeep?

Is there anyone serving here yet?

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

I'm on the special brew cider already, it is time to celebrate the passing of our fallen and eaten friends after all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tavern is open. So who wants what

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Keep the drinks coming, anything will do me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Keep the drinks coming, anything will do me

Fancy giving me a hand later. Free drinks for you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

I just finished work, im ready for a Sauvignon blanc please and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coming right up Red..

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Keep the drinks coming, anything will do me

Fancy giving me a hand later. Free drinks for you too

Oh I'm always happy to assist you ma'lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Keep the drinks coming, anything will do me

Fancy giving me a hand later. Free drinks for you too

Oh I'm always happy to assist you ma'lady

Have you cocktail skills

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Keep the drinks coming, anything will do me

Fancy giving me a hand later. Free drinks for you too

Oh I'm always happy to assist you ma'lady

Have you cocktail skills

Oh I've great skills with a cocktail

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I could with a pint of cool lager inquisitive, but I could be tempted with 3Bs cock tales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could with a pint of cool lager inquisitive, but I could be tempted with 3Bs cock tales

We might need something more than a lager to cool this boy down...

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By *ublinGirl92Woman over a year ago

Hell

Anybody want to share some watermelon?

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

Cool crisp pint to refresh after being out in the sun all day. Ginger skin needs rehydrated. Thanks

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I could with a pint of cool lager inquisitive, but I could be tempted with 3Bs cock tales

We might need something more than a lager to cool this boy down..."

Oh maybe we can use some frozen watermelon ice cubes to cool him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinks coming right up everyone. Also limited tickets to the dungeon available too.

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Pinot Grigio please IL

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

Oh! Oh! May I get a dungeon ticket please? Actually, I have experience as a Dungeon Monitor if you need anyone to keep an eye on things for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh! Oh! May I get a dungeon ticket please? Actually, I have experience as a Dungeon Monitor if you need anyone to keep an eye on things for you"

You my dear are hired...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Pinot Grigio please IL

Is James ready for his stint later

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Drinks coming right up everyone. Also limited tickets to the dungeon available too. "

I'll watch the door and entertain up here while you get the dungeon swinging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinks coming right up everyone. Also limited tickets to the dungeon available too. "

Has anyone offered to do the graveyard shift for you? Could be a bit of a giveway ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinks coming right up everyone. Also limited tickets to the dungeon available too.

Has anyone offered to do the graveyard shift for you? Could be a bit of a giveway ..

I was keeping a close eye there. Geralt80 was knocking about earlier wearing a red leather jacket

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Dungeon, now that sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinks coming right up everyone. Also limited tickets to the dungeon available too.

I'll watch the door and entertain up here while you get the dungeon swinging

You'll get into the swing of it in no time

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

Yes boss. Are there perks with this post?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any sign of a goat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes boss. Are there perks with this post?"

We make our own perks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any sign of a goat?

I can see it now....

A goat walks into a bar and.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any sign of a goat?

I can see it now....

A goat walks into a bar and.....

Ive missed the kidd

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Any sign of a goat?

I can see it now....

A goat walks into a bar and.....

Ive missed the kidd

That damn kidd I miss him

was only good thing outta that marriage

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Drinks coming right up everyone. Also limited tickets to the dungeon available too.

I'll watch the door and entertain up here while you get the dungeon swinging

You'll get into the swing of it in no time

With you as a teacher I'll be a master in no time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

With the Villagers still shaken after the events of last night, some are still coming to terms with what it might mean...

"I can't go through something like this again" worries the_ofusplus "... After the wolves I thought we'd gotten our village back to where it was, now we have zombies to deal with?!"

"Maybe he was just unwell? I mean, we did put the food pretty much in the splash zone"

All of a sudden a sharp piercing noise is heard as JustKeepingAnEye44 scratches his fingers down a randomly placed chalkboard...

"No... He wasn't just sick... I've seen this here before... In the before time!"

... "Is anyone else getting deja vu?" asks Miss3B

"... He was the undead! He may have looked the same, hell, he may have looked just the same as we are now! But something got a hold of him...or someone... and it sure didn't just happen upon him and went on it's merry way!..."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean... They may walk among us... Right now"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fair well and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies

Fair well and adieu fair ladies of Spain!!!

I’ll be down my shack if ye need me

I’ve 2 cases of apricot brandy to keep me warm

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Well what did I miss all day.

I’ll have a mojito if there are cocktails going

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Well what did I miss all day.

I’ll have a mojito if there are cocktails going "

Ohhh let me show you my cocktail skills and get you two

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Well what did I miss all day.

I’ll have a mojito if there are cocktails going

Ohhh let me show you my cocktail skills and get you two

I’ve heard good things about your skills alright

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"Yes boss. Are there perks with this post?

We make our own perks

I'll keep an eye on the tasty morsels playing down here. I'm sure I'll find some perks among them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes boss. Are there perks with this post?

We make our own perks

I'll keep an eye on the tasty morsels playing down here. I'm sure I'll find some perks among them."

Just keep an eye on the thirsty ones... as we know now they walk amongst us

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

As the beer goes down in not the walkimg dead just d*unk

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"Yes boss. Are there perks with this post?

We make our own perks

I'll keep an eye on the tasty morsels playing down here. I'm sure I'll find some perks among them.

Just keep an eye on the thirsty ones... as we know now they walk amongst us

The ones that just lie there and don't respond to their spankings might be a bit suss as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As the beer goes down in not the walkimg dead just d*unk "

Really..... suspicious talk there

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Pinot Grigio please IL

Is James ready for his stint later

He's froathing at the mouth in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wandering into the tavern I spot many an out cold body within arms reach of one another

Ponders who’s alive and who’s the living dead

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Pinot Grigio please IL

Is James ready for his stint later

He's froathing at the mouth in anticipation

Frost hint like a zoom movie would, ye zombies. I know ye’re secret.

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Pinot Grigio please IL

Is James ready for his stint later

He's froathing at the mouth in anticipation

Frost hint like a zoom movie would, ye zombies. I know ye’re secret. "

Never seen a Zoom movie

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By *ublinGirl92Woman over a year ago

Hell

I'm hoping we can all use our brains a bit more this time haha I think we sent a lot of innocent villagers to early graves last time haha

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Pinot Grigio please IL

Is James ready for his stint later

He's froathing at the mouth in anticipation

Frost hint like a zoom movie would, ye zombies. I know ye’re secret.

Never seen a Zoom movie

that makes absolutely no sense, just goes to show the importance of proof reading my posts.

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'm hoping we can all use our brains a bit more this time haha I think we sent a lot of innocent villagers to early graves last time haha "

Oh you like to use brains, is that in soups or raw like sushi

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Pinot Grigio please IL

Is James ready for his stint later

He's froathing at the mouth in anticipation

Frost hint like a zoom movie would, ye zombies. I know ye’re secret.

Never seen a Zoom movie

that makes absolutely no sense, just goes to show the importance of proof reading my posts. "

Or is it that its you're own very special zombie language

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Pinot Grigio please IL

Is James ready for his stint later

He's froathing at the mouth in anticipation

Frost hint like a zoom movie would, ye zombies. I know ye’re secret.

Never seen a Zoom movie

that makes absolutely no sense, just goes to show the importance of proof reading my posts. "

Was a heavy nights drinking, lucky we are speaking and typing in splanglish

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Tavern is open. So who wants what

Pinot Grigio please IL

Is James ready for his stint later

He's froathing at the mouth in anticipation

Frost hint like a zoom movie would, ye zombies. I know ye’re secret.

Never seen a Zoom movie

that makes absolutely no sense, just goes to show the importance of proof reading my posts.

Or is it that its you're own very special zombie language

My legal team has advised me not to comment further

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By *ublinGirl92Woman over a year ago

Hell

"I'm hoping we can all use our brains a bit more this time haha I think we sent a lot of innocent villagers to early graves last time haha

Oh you like to use brains, is that in soups or raw like sushi

Hahahaha in a stir fry with a side of guts

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I'm hoping we can all use our brains a bit more this time haha I think we sent a lot of innocent villagers to early graves last time haha

Oh you like to use brains, is that in soups or raw like sushi

Hahahaha in a stir fry with a side of guts

That’s just offal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

An emergency village meeting has been summoned by the people of Fabonia.

They demand answers once again, so that they can be rid of any plague of the undead and live their lives again!

The village peeping Tom, Biggadaboobies, takes to the floor and proposes the fairest way to ensure the safety of Fabonia

"We have to vote, for one another, for who we think has been infected! It's the only fair way to decide, we can't live each day in fear with no action!"

White Witch agrees "Totes babes, we must all be sure to vote before the night time hits, before 8pm. In front of one other, so that we know! Whoever is chosen... We'll strip them butt nekkid to inspect for any bites!"

"Are we sure that's the only way someone can be infected?" queries BelfastD

"Shut it!" whispers Jay_Gatsby_D4 "... Play it cool, dude" as he eyes up Crazyredhead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Geralt80

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

JustKeepingAnEye44

Redhott

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Peterdunne

Timb3r

White Witch

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"An emergency village meeting has been summoned by the people of Fabonia.

They demand answers once again, so that they can be rid of any plague of the undead and live their lives again!

The village peeping Tom, Biggadaboobies, takes to the floor and proposes the fairest way to ensure the safety of Fabonia

"We have to vote, for one another, for who we think has been infected! It's the only fair way to decide, we can't live each day in fear with no action!"

"Are we sure that's the only way someone can be infected?" queries BelfastD

"Shut it!" whispers Jay_Gatsby_D4 "... Play it cool, dude" as he eyes up Crazyredhead "

Are we sure that's the only reason to strip anyone nekkid?

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

My money is on The_ofusplus, very quick with the finger pointing.

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"My money is on The_ofusplus, very quick with the finger pointing. "

Is that the pot calling the kettle black or what

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"My money is on The_ofusplus, very quick with the finger pointing.

Is that the pot calling the kettle black or what

Darn tooting

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

My money is on Inquisitive Lady

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

I dunno, I'm putting my suspicions on that Geralt fella - he's gone & hid his eye - doesn't want the deadness behind it to give him away.

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I dunno, I'm putting my suspicions on that Geralt fella - he's gone & hid his eye - doesn't want the deadness behind it to give him away."

I was trying to prove that I’ve no bite marks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dunno, I'm putting my suspicions on that Geralt fella - he's gone & hid his eye - doesn't want the deadness behind it to give him away."

Or it’s pink eye

Just sayin

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

I'm thinking it's BelfastD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peterdunne gets my vote, been too quiet, busy somewhere eating some flesh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The village crier marches through the land to declare villagers have just 40 MINUTES to vote before the de-pantsing begins

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By *t777Woman over a year ago

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"I dunno, I'm putting my suspicions on that Geralt fella - he's gone & hid his eye - doesn't want the deadness behind it to give him away.

I was trying to prove that I’ve no bite marks. "

And how are you going to do that?

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

It's redhott.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All this talk of guts and brains has me super suspicious. I'm sharpening my samurai sword to be ready to defend myself at sundown.

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

I'm going to hide behind the bar with a bottle of rum i thinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to hide behind the bar with a bottle of rum i thinks

Scooch up sista I'm with you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The villagers gather to count the votes, tonight they'll strip a fellow Fabonian bare in the village square and inspect every inch of them...

Jay_Gatsby_D4, BelfastD and peterdunne have reserved front row seats

"Well, what say the votes?"

Village Chief Timb3r stands bemused as he approaches the crowd...

"It seems... It seems we have a tie in the voting... A six way tie!"

The villagers gasp!

"We had more than a six way at the Stuffet Inn the other night..." nudges DublinGirl92

"Redhott, the_ofusplus, Geralt80, peterdunne, BelfastD and Inquisitive Lady.... Step forward!"

"Awk, there's an awful lot of carrots in that stew!" bemoans JustKeepingAnEye44

"Whip them out!!" shouts Miss3B "...whip them oooooouuuuut!!"

The accused villagers stand a nervous wreck infront of their fellow Fabonians. Slowly they start to strip, exposing the possibility of their mark of the undead...

When suddenly a crashing thud can be heard!!! The villagers are shocked, they've never heard such a sound, crashing down upon them...

They look up to see Geralt80 and in all his glory

"Well slap my ass and call me Jolene, how do walk with that thing!?" queries Timb3r

His fellow messers cross their legs, blushing...

"It's just the angle!" says BelfastD sheepishly... "Anyway! As you can all see, we've all got nothing to hide!"

True as it is, all the accused are free from any marks, they're but loyal villagers... For now

"Maybe it really was a one off thing?"

"Can we really be sure of that?..." asks Inquisitive Lady...

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I dunno, I'm putting my suspicions on that Geralt fella - he's gone & hid his eye - doesn't want the deadness behind it to give him away.

I was trying to prove that I’ve no bite marks.

And how are you going to do that?"

By ripping of my shirt in a fit of passion, buttons flying everywhere so they were

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I'm going to hide behind the bar with a bottle of rum i thinks

Scooch up sista I'm with you..."

Ohh most definitely room here and after all that nakedness I need a few bottles I think

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I'm going to hide behind the bar with a bottle of rum i thinks

Scooch up sista I'm with you..."

Any room for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to hide behind the bar with a bottle of rum i thinks

Scooch up sista I'm with you...

Any room for me "

Only if you wear a muzzle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand...

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I'm going to hide behind the bar with a bottle of rum i thinks

Scooch up sista I'm with you...

Any room for me

Only if you wear a muzzle

I’m as innocent as your good self

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand... "

I grab my sword and a bottle of Jameson. Down to the dungeon I go...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand...

I grab my sword and a bottle of Jameson. Down to the dungeon I go..."
I love Jameson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to hide behind the bar with a bottle of rum i thinks

Scooch up sista I'm with you...

Any room for me

Only if you wear a muzzle

I’m as innocent as your good self "

I'm more Innocent Lady than Inquisitive lady...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand...

I grab my sword and a bottle of Jameson. Down to the dungeon I go...I love Jameson

Well If you don't bite you're welcome...

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I'm going to hide behind the bar with a bottle of rum i thinks

Scooch up sista I'm with you...

Any room for me

Only if you wear a muzzle

I’m as innocent as your good self

I'm more Innocent Lady than Inquisitive lady...

Yeah sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we get dressed again now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand...

I grab my sword and a bottle of Jameson. Down to the dungeon I go...I love Jameson

Well If you don't bite you're welcome..."
I only bite when asked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get dressed again now?

"
.

Are you not coming to the dungeon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get dressed again now?

Are you not coming to the dungeon

You betcha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get dressed again now?

Are you not coming to the dungeon

You betcha

You might find something very pleasing there

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Can we get dressed again now?

Are you not coming to the dungeon

You betcha

You might find something very pleasing there

A nice big weapon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get dressed again now?

Are you not coming to the dungeon

You betcha

You might find something very pleasing there

It's much needed!

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Oh, these cool drinks are refreshing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Oh noooooo someone's gone to the zombie side

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Oh noooooo someone's gone to the zombie side

Who has joined the undead army?

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

Watch for the signs! Excessive interest in other villagers flesh... Oh! Hang on... Give me a sec while I think of something more distinguishing, forgot where I was there for a minute

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

I notice that right zombie eye has been replaced by a human chest. I know who I'm voting for on Thursday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've my suspicions too... all talk of flesh earlier

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

I may as well give up now, I never get it right, I've my suspensions now though who they may be

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I’ll jump at any excuse to get naked in front of everyone

Feel free to vote for me every night

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I’ll jump at any excuse to get naked in front of everyone

Feel free to vote for me every night

Well maybe you have been turned now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He'd gobble you as quick as look at you

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Well if anyone fancies a gobble, I’ll be at The Stuffit Inn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think it's time for a blood orange Gin...

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Can we get dressed again now?

Seriously though, should we get dressed?

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Can we get dressed again now?

Seriously though, should we get dressed?

Nope no need for clothes, can't hide anything then

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Can we get dressed again now?

Seriously though, should we get dressed?

Nope no need for clothes, can't hide anything then

And more flesh for biting

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Naked bar has been called. If you ain't naked you leave and go home

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Ok then I’ll have a slippery nipple

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

Nekkid post workout. In need of a bloody Mary with a side of coffee please barkeep

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

I think I’ll have to watch some walking dead later and brush up on some survival techniques

Bloody Mary and coffee sounds good too though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I’ll have to watch some walking dead later and brush up on some survival techniques

Bloody Mary and coffee sounds good too though"

Shaun of the Dead would be a better instructional video for this game

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

I'm going to patent my anti zombie formula later. Based on the two ingredients above but with an added secret ingredient that will guarantee no zombie will bite you if you drink enough of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to patent my anti zombie formula later. Based on the two ingredients above but with an added secret ingredient that will guarantee no zombie will bite you if you drink enough of it"

It’s garlic isn’t it

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I'm going to patent my anti zombie formula later. Based on the two ingredients above but with an added secret ingredient that will guarantee no zombie will bite you if you drink enough of it

It’s garlic isn’t it"

Garlic makes me ill

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

If there is garlic in it that would keep everyone away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If there is garlic in it that would keep everyone away.

Isn’t that the idea for zombies

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Can I get a bite of that garlic

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"I'm going to patent my anti zombie formula later. Based on the two ingredients above but with an added secret ingredient that will guarantee no zombie will bite you if you drink enough of it

It’s garlic isn’t it

Garlic makes me ill

Well you are a vampire

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Is everyone alive this morning? Anyone feeling a bit grey or have bits falling off this morning?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s finger is this ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is everyone alive this morning? Anyone feeling a bit grey or have bits falling off this morning?"

I just had a feel of myself, everything is still there.

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Who’s finger is this ?? "

Are you sure that’s a finger?

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Is everyone alive this morning? Anyone feeling a bit grey or have bits falling off this morning?

I just had a feel of myself, everything is still there."

There could be a q forming just to confirm you didng miss anything

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I'm going to patent my anti zombie formula later. Based on the two ingredients above but with an added secret ingredient that will guarantee no zombie will bite you if you drink enough of it

It’s garlic isn’t it

Garlic makes me ill

Well you are a vampire

Be careful or I'm gonna come bite you

Least I'm safe from zombies

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Who’s finger is this ??

Are you sure that’s a finger?

You getting too excited again about biting flesh

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'm going to patent my anti zombie formula later. Based on the two ingredients above but with an added secret ingredient that will guarantee no zombie will bite you if you drink enough of it

It’s garlic isn’t it

Garlic makes me ill

Well you are a vampire

Be careful or I'm gonna come bite you

Least I'm safe from zombies "

Hhhmmmm the only way safe from a zombie is to have been bit

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I'm going to patent my anti zombie formula later. Based on the two ingredients above but with an added secret ingredient that will guarantee no zombie will bite you if you drink enough of it

It’s garlic isn’t it

Garlic makes me ill

Well you are a vampire

Be careful or I'm gonna come bite you

Least I'm safe from zombies

Hhhmmmm the only way safe from a zombie is to have been bit "

But I'm a vampire so I can't be both

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

So if we know that certain people were not zombies yesterday perhaps a planned approach is needed for today’s vote.

We know from yesterday that the following were not zombies:

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

Redhott

Peterdunne

We also found out yesterday that if the vote is a tie then everyone gets naked and displays their wares for all to see

Perhaps today we could all vote for different people to ensure everyone gets naked and discover who is a zombie?

Of course this leaves it open for the zombies to mess it up and vote for someone else so that only a single person gets naked and inspected all over by the StuffIt Inn patrons but this could also show them as either an idiot or a zombie

So the possibilities for patient zero are the following:

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Timb3r

White Witch

Perhaps each vote could be done in order? (Will mean everyone checking who has voted and who hasn’t before declaring their vote)

There will of course already be another infected soul from last nights zombie orgy (one on one), so we need to act quickly and organised or this could rapidly get out of control

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

Would I seem too keen to get nekkid if I vote for myself?

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

And I reckon if the original zombie was clever they will have infected one of the villagers who got the all clear in the last vote

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

Methinks BelfastD is a bit too keen to avoid the next vote

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"So if we know that certain people were not zombies yesterday perhaps a planned approach is needed for today’s vote.

We know from yesterday that the following were not zombies:

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

Redhott

Peterdunne

We also found out yesterday that if the vote is a tie then everyone gets naked and displays their wares for all to see

Perhaps today we could all vote for different people to ensure everyone gets naked and discover who is a zombie?

So the possibilities for patient zero are the following:

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Timb3r

White Witch

Perhaps each vote could be done in order? (Will mean everyone checking who has voted and who hasn’t before declaring their vote)

There will of course already be another infected soul from last nights zombie orgy (one on one), so we need to act quickly and organised or this could rapidly get out of control"

Spanner in the works time Mr Belfast, but someone was zombified after the inspection yesterday so unfortunately your assessment is flawed, soz

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"So if we know that certain people were not zombies yesterday perhaps a planned approach is needed for today’s vote.

We know from yesterday that the following were not zombies:

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

Redhott

Peterdunne

We also found out yesterday that if the vote is a tie then everyone gets naked and displays their wares for all to see

Perhaps today we could all vote for different people to ensure everyone gets naked and discover who is a zombie?

So the possibilities for patient zero are the following:

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Timb3r

White Witch

Perhaps each vote could be done in order? (Will mean everyone checking who has voted and who hasn’t before declaring their vote)

There will of course already be another infected soul from last nights zombie orgy (one on one), so we need to act quickly and organised or this could rapidly get out of control

Spanner in the works time Mr Belfast, but someone was zombified after the inspection yesterday so unfortunately your assessment is flawed, soz

Dang, I think I just went and goosed myself

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Methinks BelfastD is a bit too keen to avoid the next vote

Now Red, you may be taking the crazy in your name a little too far

If everyone votes for a different person, including those that got voted for yesterday, then we should be able to keep the numbers of zombies down. Going by yesterday’s vote then not everyone will cast a vote (that was me yesterday) so my priority would be the group who definitely have a zombie amongst them.

Of course maybe you’re too far gone and don’t realise that us “humans” may be able to think our way out of this

You were very quick to point the finger there

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"So if we know that certain people were not zombies yesterday perhaps a planned approach is needed for today’s vote.

We know from yesterday that the following were not zombies:

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

Redhott

Peterdunne

We also found out yesterday that if the vote is a tie then everyone gets naked and displays their wares for all to see

Perhaps today we could all vote for different people to ensure everyone gets naked and discover who is a zombie?

So the possibilities for patient zero are the following:

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Timb3r

White Witch

Perhaps each vote could be done in order? (Will mean everyone checking who has voted and who hasn’t before declaring their vote)

There will of course already be another infected soul from last nights zombie orgy (one on one), so we need to act quickly and organised or this could rapidly get out of control

Spanner in the works time Mr Belfast, but someone was zombified after the inspection yesterday so unfortunately your assessment is flawed, soz

Dang, I think I just went and goosed myself

Ohhh I think you may have, although I don't believe that you have been turned just yet.

They will definitely have chosen someone already revealed as innocent so the question is which of those not unpanted was the original

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"So if we know that certain people were not zombies yesterday perhaps a planned approach is needed for today’s vote.

We know from yesterday that the following were not zombies:

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

Redhott

Peterdunne

We also found out yesterday that if the vote is a tie then everyone gets naked and displays their wares for all to see

Perhaps today we could all vote for different people to ensure everyone gets naked and discover who is a zombie?

So the possibilities for patient zero are the following:

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Timb3r

White Witch

Perhaps each vote could be done in order? (Will mean everyone checking who has voted and who hasn’t before declaring their vote)

There will of course already be another infected soul from last nights zombie orgy (one on one), so we need to act quickly and organised or this could rapidly get out of control"

That’s some logical, rational well thought out reasoning right there. We might need to think outside the box if we are to catch these undead menaces

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"So if we know that certain people were not zombies yesterday perhaps a planned approach is needed for today’s vote.

We know from yesterday that the following were not zombies:

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

Redhott

Peterdunne

We also found out yesterday that if the vote is a tie then everyone gets naked and displays their wares for all to see

Perhaps today we could all vote for different people to ensure everyone gets naked and discover who is a zombie?

So the possibilities for patient zero are the following:

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Timb3r

White Witch

Perhaps each vote could be done in order? (Will mean everyone checking who has voted and who hasn’t before declaring their vote)

There will of course already be another infected soul from last nights zombie orgy (one on one), so we need to act quickly and organised or this could rapidly get out of control

That’s some logical, rational well thought out reasoning right there. We might need to think outside the box if we are to catch these undead menaces "

Well I know I'm a villager and if memory is correct white witch was late to the game so my list is down to six possibilities

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I also fear I may be targeted soon for thinking too much about this

So let’s get a plan and stick to it while we still outnumber them (am I a them or an us?!?)

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"So if we know that certain people were not zombies yesterday perhaps a planned approach is needed for today’s vote.

We know from yesterday that the following were not zombies:

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

Redhott

Peterdunne

We also found out yesterday that if the vote is a tie then everyone gets naked and displays their wares for all to see

Perhaps today we could all vote for different people to ensure everyone gets naked and discover who is a zombie?

So the possibilities for patient zero are the following:

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

JustKeepingAnEye44

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Timb3r

White Witch

Perhaps each vote could be done in order? (Will mean everyone checking who has voted and who hasn’t before declaring their vote)

There will of course already be another infected soul from last nights zombie orgy (one on one), so we need to act quickly and organised or this could rapidly get out of control

That’s some logical, rational well thought out reasoning right there. We might need to think outside the box if we are to catch these undead menaces

Well I know I'm a villager and if memory is correct white witch was late to the game so my list is down to six possibilities

Maybe we should split up into bubbles and keep an eye on each other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Choose your bubble buddy wisely

You could be serving yourself up on a smorgasbord

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By *ublinGirl92Woman over a year ago

Hell

"I'm going to patent my anti zombie formula later. Based on the two ingredients above but with an added secret ingredient that will guarantee no zombie will bite you if you drink enough of it

It’s garlic isn’t it

Garlic makes me ill

Garlic fucks my guts up. I have a very bad allium intolerance but also a deep love for garlic bread

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I'm going to patent my anti zombie formula later. Based on the two ingredients above but with an added secret ingredient that will guarantee no zombie will bite you if you drink enough of it

It’s garlic isn’t it

Garlic makes me ill

Garlic fucks my guts up. I have a very bad allium intolerance but also a deep love for garlic bread

I am exactly the same as you are

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

I might head to the Stuffit Inn for a bite of lunch if anyone is free.

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"I might head to the Stuffit Inn for a bite of lunch if anyone is free. "

Whats on the menu

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

My vote today is white witch

she has been far to quiet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Braaaaaaaaains??

And that’s a JOKE!!!

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I might head to the Stuffit Inn for a bite of lunch if anyone is free.

Whats on the menu"

Not sure, the barkeep has been very quiet today. Hope she’s not lying dead in the dungeon. BARKEEP!!! Knock knock, are you in there

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By *0ndayMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"I might head to the Stuffit Inn for a bite of lunch if anyone is free.

Whats on the menu

Not sure, the barkeep has been very quiet today. Hope she’s not lying dead in the dungeon. BARKEEP!!! Knock knock, are you in there "

Was she not last seen tied up with a pool ball in her mouth?? You may break the door down and check for her

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