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A blind man is renowned for taking part in extreme sports including skydiving.
In the pub someone asked how he knew when to pull the ripcord and he informed them it happened automatically at a certain altitude.
"So how do you know when you're about the ground?" asked his mate.
" The dogs lead goes slack!" |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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Two Italian men, on a Bus, are talking loudly,
A Lady, overhears one of them say,
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."...
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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"Just saw one there on group I am on ...
What's the difference between Lassie and Football? ...
Lassie came Home "
Do you think that could be a new nickname us of (irish scots &welsh) celtic stock should call the english...
LASSIES |
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Tame way! Unique up on it. 
