Surely unless you were doing something abnormal in the shower it shouldn't be a particularly big problem?
Were you doing something shameful in the shower?
Did you have the shower hose up your bum?
I'm not saying there's anything particularly wrong with that but it might raise eyebrows, especially if you were wearing her underwear at the time.
Mind you, I can think of worse than that as well... |
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I was in a hotel in dublin, long story short me and my girlfriend at the time ended up accidently locked outside our room half naked and covered in chocolate and other nice treats. We rock scissors and papered who had to walk down to reception to get another key. I got one or 2 funny looks |
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"I was in a hotel in dublin, long story short me and my girlfriend at the time ended up accidently locked outside our room half naked and covered in chocolate and other nice treats. We rock scissors and papered who had to walk down to reception to get another key. I got one or 2 funny looks"
pmsl!!!   |
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As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side"
Fucken hell.....thats just brilliant.....Id imagine you're still spoken about by that family  |
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"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side"
jesus christ thats a story now  |
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"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side
Fucken hell.....thats just brilliant.....Id imagine you're still spoken about by that family "
It was mentioned at the formal and was a story for quite sometime. Luckily the next door neighbour was elderly so the family do see the funny side. Though I always make sure I’m calling to the right house now |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side"
Was the corpse the only thing stiff by the end of that night?...   |
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Must have been 20, meeting a girl's parents for the first time. Long story short, I had said I lost my wallet earlier that week, and the Dad gave me a spare one he had.
I went to pull loose cash out of my pocket to put in it, but instead pulled out condoms. |
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"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side
Was the corpse the only thing stiff by the end of that night?... "
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"Must have been 20, meeting a girl's parents for the first time. Long story short, I had said I lost my wallet earlier that week, and the Dad gave me a spare one he had.
I went to pull loose cash out of my pocket to put in it, but instead pulled out condoms. "
The reaction was either a shotgun or a handshake |
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"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side
Was the corpse the only thing stiff by the end of that night?...
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The answer to that would be a whole other thread. When you dress for an occasion and make an effort, women are sometimes more attracted to you. A suit or tux sometimes helps but anytime I’ve worn a kilt it’s been an experience |
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