New Girlfriend

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

After a really awkward meal with my new girlfriend and her parents, she said:

"You didn't say much tonight, that was really uncomfortable."

"I know, but it's always like that when you meet up with an ex" I replied.

"Oh my god!" she cried, "you fucked my mum?"

"Nope."

By *ay MMan over a year ago

Cavan

brilliant, def didn’t see that coming

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

brilliant, def didn’t see that coming "

Ah here - seriously?!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By *ay MMan over a year ago

Cavan

Ah come on don't tell me you didn't smile a little lol

By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Ah come on don't tell me you didn't smile a little lol"

Course I smiled - but it was so predictable

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's when she discovers it was her dad and her mum knew about it

By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

Aw thanks for explaining it for us