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over a year ago
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Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable |
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"Constant fucking sex talk
I've blocked more potential meets over that than I care to recall"
Ffs... That's why you didn't reply when I mentioned my desire to nibble on your beef curtains. Who knew? 
Jaysus, uppity wimmin! |
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"What are some things women hear when chatting to a man on here that turn them off?
What are the things that make for an instant no?
Hello 
F off!   "
As coincidence would have it, that's the most common reply I get to it! |
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over a year ago
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Persistent sex talk
Ignoring the fact that we're a couple profile
Text speak
Basic inability to have a conversation
Asking me the same question more than once
Disappearing for six months, then asking me where I've been
To sum up, blatantly displaying a total lack of emotional intelligence
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"Persistent sex talk
Ignoring the fact that we're a couple profile
Text speak
Basic inability to have a conversation
Asking me the same question more than once
Disappearing for six months, then asking me where I've been
To sum up, blatantly displaying a total lack of emotional intelligence
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Meh!
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over a year ago
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"Persistent sex talk
Ignoring the fact that we're a couple profile
Text speak
Basic inability to have a conversation
Asking me the same question more than once
Disappearing for six months, then asking me where I've been
To sum up, blatantly displaying a total lack of emotional intelligence
Meh!
#notions "
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"Persistent sex talk
Ignoring the fact that we're a couple profile
Text speak
Basic inability to have a conversation
Asking me the same question more than once
Disappearing for six months, then asking me where I've been
To sum up, blatantly displaying a total lack of emotional intelligence
Meh!
#notions
IKR? "
Where have you been anyway?
Fuck, I think I asked you that before..
How's your bra?
Admittedly I'm not great at the sex talk but I'll die trying.  |
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"Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable"
Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable
Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation?"
It’s probably 50/50
I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message |
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"Constant fucking sex talk
I've blocked more potential meets over that than I care to recall
Ffs... That's why you didn't reply when I mentioned my desire to nibble on your beef curtains. Who knew?
Jaysus, uppity wimmin! "
Beef curtains
I'll have to borrow that one ... brilliant!! Mrs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable
Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation?"
Very very few come to my inbox for a proper conversation |
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"Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable
Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation?
It’s probably 50/50
I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message"
I'm assuming you don't own a shop? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable
Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation?
It’s probably 50/50
I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message
I'm assuming you don't own a shop?"
no I don’t lol |
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"Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable
Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation?
It’s probably 50/50
I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message
I'm assuming you don't own a shop?
no I don’t lol"
In that case I'm hoping the guy got a great laugh out of it as I can't see him getting anything else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable
Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation?
It’s probably 50/50
I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message
I'm assuming you don't own a shop?
no I don’t lol
In that case I'm hoping the guy got a great laugh out of it as I can't see him getting anything else."
Not here anyway lol |
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"Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable
Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation?
It’s probably 50/50
I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message
I'm assuming you don't own a shop?
no I don’t lol
In that case I'm hoping the guy got a great laugh out of it as I can't see him getting anything else.
Not here anyway lol"
His loss. Maybe he'll learn a thing or two on here. |
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Calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, darling etc etc etc. You don't know me like that.
Saying they "love bbws" or enjoy "bbw sex" - a very specific peeve of mine but I detest the phrase and the entire concept.
A reference to how nearby I am... Proximity isn't really a factor in who I decide to fuck tbh
Immediately using D/s names for themselves or me in the first few messages - you don't get to do that without consent
Calling me goddess, mistress etc - as above but also read my profile
"What's the difference between kink and swing?" Google is your friend and also if you need to ask we're not a good match
The usual bland shite - just hi, hello, wanna meet, u free, love ur pics
Long involved sex scenario messages that have clearly been copied and pasted to every woman on the site
txtspk - I actually don't know how people still do this in the age of smartphones - the phone autocorrects as you type!!! Do they go back and uncorrect it?? |
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"Calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, darling etc etc etc. You don't know me like that.
Saying they "love bbws" or enjoy "bbw sex" - a very specific peeve of mine but I detest the phrase and the entire concept.
A reference to how nearby I am... Proximity isn't really a factor in who I decide to fuck tbh
Immediately using D/s names for themselves or me in the first few messages - you don't get to do that without consent
Calling me goddess, mistress etc - as above but also read my profile
"What's the difference between kink and swing?" Google is your friend and also if you need to ask we're not a good match
The usual bland shite - just hi, hello, wanna meet, u free, love ur pics
Long involved sex scenario messages that have clearly been copied and pasted to every woman on the site
txtspk - I actually don't know how people still do this in the age of smartphones - the phone autocorrects as you type!!! Do they go back and uncorrect it??"
So the correct ice breaker is to approach from a point of view of a regular chat minus bland laziness? "Hey" "How's you?" |
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"Calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, darling etc etc etc. You don't know me like that.
Saying they "love bbws" or enjoy "bbw sex" - a very specific peeve of mine but I detest the phrase and the entire concept.
A reference to how nearby I am... Proximity isn't really a factor in who I decide to fuck tbh
Immediately using D/s names for themselves or me in the first few messages - you don't get to do that without consent
Calling me goddess, mistress etc - as above but also read my profile
"What's the difference between kink and swing?" Google is your friend and also if you need to ask we're not a good match
The usual bland shite - just hi, hello, wanna meet, u free, love ur pics
Long involved sex scenario messages that have clearly been copied and pasted to every woman on the site
txtspk - I actually don't know how people still do this in the age of smartphones - the phone autocorrects as you type!!! Do they go back and uncorrect it??
So the correct ice breaker is to approach from a point of view of a regular chat minus bland laziness? "Hey" "How's you?""
For me, yes - a simple introduction like "Hi I'm John, I really liked your profile, I think we have XYZ in common / I especially loved ABC, would love to hear back from you if you're interested". Bonus points for including a face pic but not essential.
BUT that only works if they have a good profile to back it up - good pics, full informative bio that lets me gague whether I'm interested and we are compatible or not. If I can't tell either way I'm not gonna respond because experience tells me that is a waste of time! |
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"Calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, darling etc etc etc. You don't know me like that.
Saying they "love bbws" or enjoy "bbw sex" - a very specific peeve of mine but I detest the phrase and the entire concept.
A reference to how nearby I am... Proximity isn't really a factor in who I decide to fuck tbh
Immediately using D/s names for themselves or me in the first few messages - you don't get to do that without consent
Calling me goddess, mistress etc - as above but also read my profile
"What's the difference between kink and swing?" Google is your friend and also if you need to ask we're not a good match
The usual bland shite - just hi, hello, wanna meet, u free, love ur pics
Long involved sex scenario messages that have clearly been copied and pasted to every woman on the site
txtspk - I actually don't know how people still do this in the age of smartphones - the phone autocorrects as you type!!! Do they go back and uncorrect it??
So the correct ice breaker is to approach from a point of view of a regular chat minus bland laziness? "Hey" "How's you?"
For me, yes - a simple introduction like "Hi I'm John, I really liked your profile, I think we have XYZ in common / I especially loved ABC, would love to hear back from you if you're interested". Bonus points for including a face pic but not essential.
BUT that only works if they have a good profile to back it up - good pics, full informative bio that lets me gague whether I'm interested and we are compatible or not. If I can't tell either way I'm not gonna respond because experience tells me that is a waste of time! "
Yep, always go with your gut.
Tell me, face pics are kind of a no no on here, too many crazies. So what kind of thing makes for a good picture in your opinion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asking where abouts in Galway I am in the first line
You don't need to fucking know
Block
But you have it on your profile...The Sticks
Is that not in Galway "
Cave no2
Sticks avenue
The Sticks
Galway
UP2 FA1 |
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Yep, always go with your gut.
Tell me, face pics are kind of a no no on here, too many crazies. So what kind of thing makes for a good picture in your opinion?"
I like a dick pic cos I like to know what I'm working with but one or two is plenty! Otherwise, torso pics are great, boxers / joggers pics (dick outlines are delish), shower pic, suit pic, open jeans or suit trousers, or just an everyday clothed pic with the face cropped out.
Absolute no nos - bathroom pics, toilet pics, pics with other women in them (identifiable or not, I have no way to know if they have consented to having them shared), naked with socks on... Stuff that is seemingly common sense tbh!! Like, put your best foot forward!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, darling etc etc etc. You don't know me like that.
Saying they "love bbws" or enjoy "bbw sex" - a very specific peeve of mine but I detest the phrase and the entire concept.
A reference to how nearby I am... Proximity isn't really a factor in who I decide to fuck tbh
Immediately using D/s names for themselves or me in the first few messages - you don't get to do that without consent
Calling me goddess, mistress etc - as above but also read my profile
"What's the difference between kink and swing?" Google is your friend and also if you need to ask we're not a good match
The usual bland shite - just hi, hello, wanna meet, u free, love ur pics
Long involved sex scenario messages that have clearly been copied and pasted to every woman on the site
txtspk - I actually don't know how people still do this in the age of smartphones - the phone autocorrects as you type!!! Do they go back and uncorrect it??
So the correct ice breaker is to approach from a point of view of a regular chat minus bland laziness? "Hey" "How's you?"
For me, yes - a simple introduction like "Hi I'm John, I really liked your profile, I think we have XYZ in common / I especially loved ABC, would love to hear back from you if you're interested". Bonus points for including a face pic but not essential.
BUT that only works if they have a good profile to back it up - good pics, full informative bio that lets me gague whether I'm interested and we are compatible or not. If I can't tell either way I'm not gonna respond because experience tells me that is a waste of time! "
100%, read a profile first, I’ve seen pics and read a profile and realized we have nothing in common so then I don’t bother sending a first message |
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over a year ago
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`How you doing`...I don't know why, but that 1-liner just grates me...I think they're using the phrase from Joey from friends...It's just so dated
There's many more...
`You free now`
`What you up to`
`Wanna fk now`
(to name but a few)
^^^^^^^ All 1st messages
& Also the detailed very sexually graphic explicit 1st msgs, I could write a book tbh
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"`How you doing`...I don't know why, but that 1-liner just grates me...I think they're using the phrase from Joey from friends...It's just so dated
There's many more...
`You free now`
`What you up to`
`Wanna fk now`
(to name but a few)
^^^^^^^ All 1st messages
& Also the detailed very sexually graphic explicit 1st msgs, I could write a book tbh
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If you answered yes to any of the above, please get in touch now.
You may be entitled to one free ride! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep, always go with your gut.
Tell me, face pics are kind of a no no on here, too many crazies. So what kind of thing makes for a good picture in your opinion?
I like a dick pic cos I like to know what I'm working with but one or two is plenty! Otherwise, torso pics are great, boxers / joggers pics (dick outlines are delish), shower pic, suit pic, open jeans or suit trousers, or just an everyday clothed pic with the face cropped out.
Absolute no nos - bathroom pics, toilet pics, pics with other women in them (identifiable or not, I have no way to know if they have consented to having them shared), naked with socks on... Stuff that is seemingly common sense tbh!! Like, put your best foot forward!!! "
^^^^^^^
"I like a dick pic"...
Yes I do too but not in a 1st message when all it is is a very close up shot & no other pics.
Sometimes it's nice for me to have to ask for it after chatting for quite a bit instead of unsolicitedly sticking it in my face |
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"I like a dick pic"...
Yes I do too but not in a 1st message when all it is is a very close up shot & no other pics.
Sometimes it's nice for me to have to ask for it after chatting for quite a bit instead of unsolicitedly sticking it in my face "
Omg totally, rather it be there on the profile for me to look at in my own time! |
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Yep, always go with your gut.
Tell me, face pics are kind of a no no on here, too many crazies. So what kind of thing makes for a good picture in your opinion?
I like a dick pic cos I like to know what I'm working with but one or two is plenty! Otherwise, torso pics are great, boxers / joggers pics (dick outlines are delish), shower pic, suit pic, open jeans or suit trousers, or just an everyday clothed pic with the face cropped out.
Absolute no nos - bathroom pics, toilet pics, pics with other women in them (identifiable or not, I have no way to know if they have consented to having them shared), naked with socks on... Stuff that is seemingly common sense tbh!! Like, put your best foot forward!!! "
Common sense isn't that common! |
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"`How you doing`...I don't know why, but that 1-liner just grates me...I think they're using the phrase from Joey from friends...It's just so dated
There's many more...
`You free now`
`What you up to`
`Wanna fk now`
(to name but a few)
^^^^^^^ All 1st messages
& Also the detailed very sexually graphic explicit 1st msgs, I could write a book tbh
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The book would probably sell well so at least you'd get something out of those messages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you for rent?
How are you love?
A dick pic straight away… those are my pet hates "
Aaahhh the dick pic, classic move!
60% of the time it works every time |
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over a year ago
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"Are you for rent?
How are you love?
A dick pic straight away… those are my pet hates
For rent? Are u serious??"
Yep
I seriously considered closing our profile as it made me feel dirty then I gave my head a wobble and realised that said something about those people and not me |
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By *issusWoman
over a year ago
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"Let's chat and see where it goes"
Nowhere. Absolutely nowhere. Hate chatting about chatting.
"You like some naughty fun"
You're not 12 years old.
"My dick got hard looking at your pics"
I most definitely didn't need to know this.
"Do you meet"
Yes, most people come here to meet. Meet people they want to meet, not some random Internet fantasists.
Just a few off the top of my head... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable
Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation?
It’s probably 50/50
I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some classics I've received
How much.
You in heat.
What are your kinks.
Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here.
Your husband can meet and vet me first for you.
Where in kildare are you.
Its my husbands birthday and we are free later.
Thinking about giving women a go so are you about.
These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay.
Thankfully there are lots of good guys here.
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"Some classics I've received
How much.
You in heat.
What are your kinks.
Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here.
Your husband can meet and vet me first for you.
Where in kildare are you.
Its my husbands birthday and we are free later.
Thinking about giving women a go so are you about.
These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay.
Thankfully there are lots of good guys here.
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So are all the guys on here such studs that they're doing the women a favour? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some classics I've received
How much.
You in heat.
What are your kinks.
Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here.
Your husband can meet and vet me first for you.
Where in kildare are you.
Its my husbands birthday and we are free later.
Thinking about giving women a go so are you about.
These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay.
Thankfully there are lots of good guys here.
So are all the guys on here such studs that they're doing the women a favour?"
Some were from women too. Its only some here that have a bad attitude towards others on fab . |
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"Some classics I've received
How much.
You in heat.
What are your kinks.
Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here.
Your husband can meet and vet me first for you.
Where in kildare are you.
Its my husbands birthday and we are free later.
Thinking about giving women a go so are you about.
These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay.
Thankfully there are lots of good guys here.
So are all the guys on here such studs that they're doing the women a favour?
Some were from women too. Its only some here that have a bad attitude towards others on fab . "
There definitely seems to be the feeling that people on here are permanently in heat. |
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over a year ago
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"Are you for rent?
How are you love?
A dick pic straight away… those are my pet hates "
Or disregarding the fact that it’s a couples profile…. So when the dickpics, are you for rent, wanna fuck messages come in, the most common response is “yes of course I’d love to fuck you… Mr here by the way” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some classics I've received
How much.
You in heat.
What are your kinks.
Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here.
Your husband can meet and vet me first for you.
Where in kildare are you.
Its my husbands birthday and we are free later.
Thinking about giving women a go so are you about.
These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay.
Thankfully there are lots of good guys here.
So are all the guys on here such studs that they're doing the women a favour?
Some were from women too. Its only some here that have a bad attitude towards others on fab . "
Absolutely the worst messages are from people who think it’s dial a ride or just because ur on fab ur some kind of whore who will fuck anyone and women should be so fortunate they are getting attention from them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some classics I've received
How much.
You in heat.
What are your kinks.
Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here.
Your husband can meet and vet me first for you.
Where in kildare are you.
Its my husbands birthday and we are free later.
Thinking about giving women a go so are you about.
These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay.
Thankfully there are lots of good guys here.
So are all the guys on here such studs that they're doing the women a favour?
Some were from women too. Its only some here that have a bad attitude towards others on fab .
Absolutely the worst messages are from people who think it’s dial a ride or just because ur on fab ur some kind of whore who will fuck anyone and women should be so fortunate they are getting attention from them"
Yes that is most irritating.  |
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"Hun. Despise the word
U forgot babe and sexy "
Funny, I have moments where I find those terms of endearment... endearing I think it depends very much on my mood and who is using them... even in an introductory message it really depends on the vibe I'm getting from the profile user. It's all about context. |
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First message:
"Hi U up 2 meet?"
My profile carefully lays out exactly what we are looking for, and we're pretty clear about being a couple who take things a little slow.
At least introduce yourself and reference what about my profile you like or makes you think we'd like each other.
On a site like this, there are just far too many guys - Men can't afford to act entitled or selfish, most women are setting out exactly what they are looking for, and the only hope a guy has is to cater to those wishes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I forgot this one...a First Ever Message...
`Hi, It's my husbands birthday, are you around later, he's always wanted to try an older woman`...
Like what am, I an experiment or a present... |
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"I forgot this one...a First Ever Message...
`Hi, It's my husbands birthday, are you around later, he's always wanted to try an older woman`...
Like what am, I an experiment or a present... "
Ha ha ha I love it lolol |
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Have to add, as an older woman:
"I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children.
"You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored.
"I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all.
If you were asking the question for more than just entertainment purposes, and you really want to know how to approach women here - be seductive, not crass. Put in the effort. The women on here are not obligated to get you off, entertain your boredom or serve you in any way. We're here to serve ourselves - the main difference between women who are here and women in the general population is that most of the women here aren't ashamed of our sexual appetites - that does not mean we should be treated like dick garages or rent-a-cunts - and the more appetising you can be, the more you're likely to get to get a response.
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"Have to add, as an older woman:
"I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children.
"You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored.
"I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all.
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I get all of this too daily and fucking hate it |
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"Have to add, as an older woman:
"I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children.
"You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored.
"I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all.
I get all of this too daily and fucking hate it"
I've been looking for a young wan to show me some things! Are you available? |
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"Have to add, as an older woman:
"I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children.
"You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored.
"I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all.
I get all of this too daily and fucking hate it
I've been looking for a young wan to show me some things! Are you available? "
is it still twitching Mick or do you want me to talk durty a bit more? |
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"Have to add, as an older woman:
"I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children.
"You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored.
"I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all.
I get all of this too daily and fucking hate it
I've been looking for a young wan to show me some things! Are you available? is it still twitching Mick or do you want me to talk durty a bit more? "
It's turning blue now. You need to shout a bit louder. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Have to add, as an older woman:
"I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children.
"You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored.
"I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all.
I get all of this too daily and fucking hate it
I've been looking for a young wan to show me some things! Are you available? is it still twitching Mick or do you want me to talk durty a bit more?
It's turning blue now. You need to shout a bit louder. "
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy? 
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.  "
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"  |
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions" "
I think my final one was my best work! |
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By *londy84Man
over a year ago
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions" "
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
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And when has that ever stopped anyone |
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
I think my final one was my best work! "
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
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Do you really think that saying you’re not meeting stops people asking you to meet?? |
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
Do you really think that saying you’re not meeting stops people asking you to meet??"
Fancy a meat, or even meet? Either or! |
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By *londy84Man
over a year ago
Scotstown |
"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
And when has that ever stopped anyone "
It does me
Not desperate
So if someone is not interested don't see point of sending messages |
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
And when has that ever stopped anyone
It does me
Not desperate
So if someone is not interested don't see point of sending messages "
whereas I get the point you're making, it actually feeds into the workings of the site, bearing in mind that everybody has an approach, their approach...I had a status update stating I'm browsing the Forum and currently not available to meet. Anyone who's looking for a more immediate social/meet, may well be put off.
My reality is that I rarely, if ever, chat for a day or two with a view to get a social/meet straight off the bat (though I probably wouldn't have a problem finding that). I chat with people for weeks, sometimes months, before diaries may align and a window of opportunity arises. And I would dare say, judging by the posts here, I'm not on my own.
So, in line with your comment of not being desperate, which I well believe!!! I personally believe that very few here are actually desperate.
There are just those select few men on here who are not only willing to put in effort with messages, they build a rapport and put in time and patience too!!! Those are the kind of people I find to be on my wavelength. |
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By *herieWoman
over a year ago
The Burbs |
"Him: hey sexy
Me: hi there how are u?
Him: I’m extra horny today
Me: delighted for ya
Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked
Those messages are just laughable"
Agreed!
Also mentioned, hey sexy, hi hun, hit me up!..this one just makes me shudder..
I'm in (insert tour town/city) fancy a coffee/f*ck? Yeah sure I'll just drop everything now to meet someone I've never even chatted to/met before
Half the messages I get are normal messages from normal guys but theres always the special ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hun. Despise the word "
I fully agree , l used to do a few lotto numbers in a certain bookies and one l lady was always calling me "hun " when l went up to the counter and it drove me nuts.. |
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When I had single profile 2 opening messages stand out....
'I have a new mattress in the back of my van. Fancy a fxxk?'
And...
Him:I wanna cum all over those huge tits
Me: Thank you but I am not interested
Him:fxxk off you fat cxxt |
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"When I had single profile 2 opening messages stand out....
'I have a new mattress in the back of my van. Fancy a fxxk?'
And...
Him:I wanna cum all over those huge tits
Me: Thank you but I am not interested
Him:fxxk off you fat cxxt"
I bet he was a delivery driver for a furniture company with a new mattress in the back of the van everyday |
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Would have to be "are you free" "am closeby" sometimes even what is said on their profile puts many off am sure....like "up for anything" "bored" "married" "genuine" the list could go on lol why I make a profile bio thingme but no one reads it really!! |
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