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True story..... was in a pub one evening and this woman came in looking for some guy who wasn’t there. There was two guys sitting just down from me at the counter. One says to the other “would ya give her one”? The other guy replied “well, if I had a box of cocks I wouldn’t give her one”  |
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"Aren't these all just insult though? Is there anything Irish about any of them? "
Being from Cavan I've heard a pile that I'm sure are strictly Irish:
That lad still has his communion money,
Would peel an orange in his pocket... |
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"Aren't these all just insult though? Is there anything Irish about any of them?
Being from Cavan I've heard a pile that I'm sure are strictly Irish:
That lad still has his communion money,
Would peel an orange in his pocket..."
Jaysus, being from Cavan you'll want us to pay you to tell us them. ?? |
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"Aren't these all just insult though? Is there anything Irish about any of them?
Being from Cavan I've heard a pile that I'm sure are strictly Irish:
That lad still has his communion money,
Would peel an orange in his pocket...
Jaysus, being from Cavan you'll want us to pay you to tell us them. ??"
The poor fella from Cavan, someone broke into his house and shit in his stew....Poor fella had to throw half of it away |
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"Aren't these all just insult though? Is there anything Irish about any of them?
Being from Cavan I've heard a pile that I'm sure are strictly Irish:
That lad still has his communion money,
Would peel an orange in his pocket...
Jaysus, being from Cavan you'll want us to pay you to tell us them. ??
The poor fella from Cavan, someone broke into his house and shit in his stew....Poor fella had to throw half of it away"
His neighbour dropped in one day and found him stripping the wallpaper. "Are you redecorating John?" says he.
"No" says John, "I'm moving"  |
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Man to woman - sex with you is like throwing a sausage up Patrick Street
Woman to man with erection problem - it’s like you’re trying to play pool with a rope |
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"Man to woman - sex with you is like throwing a sausage up Patrick Street
Woman to man with erection problem - it’s like you’re trying to play pool with a rope "
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