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By *onmckMan
over a year ago
kildare |
"My own cooking 
Or prawns 
Prawns?... Not even barbecued with garlic butter or chilli?
Had them once in a prawn salad thing.....nope nope and nope "
That is a real pitty! Wish I could cook them for you, I guarantee 100% satisfaction |
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By *issusWoman
over a year ago
Belfast |
Boiled fish eyes, smoked pigs ears, chicken necks, stomachs and hearts.. oh wait those things are only gross to normal people.
Strongly dislike all Indian cuisine. Tried to like it so many times, but it all just tastes like spicy dirt to me  samosas are pretty much the only thing I enjoy |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
north down |
"My own cooking
Or prawns
Prawns?... Not even barbecued with garlic butter or chilli?
Had them once in a prawn salad thing.....nope nope and nope
That is a real pitty! Wish I could cook them for you, I guarantee 100% satisfaction "
Oh I highly doubt it |
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"Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck 
And yet I'd eat them by the hundred weight lol"
Yeah it's strange. In my 48 years on this planet, I have yet to find another person who hates them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck
And yet I'd eat them by the hundred weight lol
Yeah it's strange. In my 48 years on this planet, I have yet to find another person who hates them "
Just makes you all the more unique |
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"Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck
And yet I'd eat them by the hundred weight lol
Yeah it's strange. In my 48 years on this planet, I have yet to find another person who hates them
Just makes you all the more unique"
Oh you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck
And yet I'd eat them by the hundred weight lol
Yeah it's strange. In my 48 years on this planet, I have yet to find another person who hates them
Just makes you all the more unique
Oh you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.
I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...
I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.
I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...
I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."
Yep that beats anything anyone else could say . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.
I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...
I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Yep that beats anything anyone else could say ."
Celary is still worse |
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"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.
I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...
I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Yep that beats anything anyone else could say .
Celary is still worse "
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.
I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...
I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Yep that beats anything anyone else could say .
Celary is still worse "
You really hate celery don't you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.
I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...
I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Yep that beats anything anyone else could say .
Celary is still worse
You really hate celery don't you "
It's demonic I tell ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha between this and the peanuts and caramel thread (awesome) makes for very entertaining reading. Nuts and all things awful you've put in your mouth .... brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.
I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...
I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."
.now that has to be the worse,d udddddddddddd.fuck that's disgusting.
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"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.
I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...
I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."
Relax lads, Gary's blaguarding ye, naughty boy 
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9pnlyz/the_jolly_rancher_story/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.
I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...
I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Relax lads, Gary's blaguarding ye, naughty boy
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9pnlyz/the_jolly_rancher_story/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body
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In fairness it's only the 3rd time he's posted it this year |
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