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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
You are just starting to cross the road and you get knocked down, the ambulance is called and the paramedics arrive and immediately produce the sissors to cut your outer garments off.
What delights are the paramedics going to uncover did u put on clean knickers and bra/ boxers this morning are they silk or satin, leather or lace maybe Pennys best tell the truth
I forgot mine this morning so i am commando oooopppsss   |
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How do you FORGET to put underwear on? Don’t you notice your bits rubbing off your trousers?? It’s the most basic of clothing items. I’ve gone out without underwear but it’s always been a conscious decision.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my granny always told me make sure I had clean knickers on everyday in case I got hit by an ambulance. Is that not a saying everyones heard?
So yes, clean knickers on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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…reminds me of the Korn ‘ADDIS’ video…would love to give the paramedics a chuckle and be wearing lingerie, but just black boxers with a purple band here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clean white T-shirt , clean white boxers and fresh white socks every morning, doesn’t work for me if it’s not ironed and matching "
Ha! I knew you were high maintenance  |
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"Clean white T-shirt , clean white boxers and fresh white socks every morning, doesn’t work for me if it’s not ironed and matching
Ha! I knew you were high maintenance "
I am |
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"my granny always told me make sure I had clean knickers on everyday in case I got hit by an ambulance. Is that not a saying everyones heard?
So yes, clean knickers on. "
Me tooooo happy memories of her wise words lol |
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"my granny always told me make sure I had clean knickers on everyday in case I got hit by an ambulance. Is that not a saying everyones heard?
So yes, clean knickers on.
Me tooooo happy memories of her wise words lol "
Of my granny not yours obvs lol |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"How do you FORGET to put underwear on? Don’t you notice your bits rubbing off your trousers?? It’s the most basic of clothing items. I’ve gone out without underwear but it’s always been a conscious decision.
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What can I say it happens  |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Lets be honest the jocks are going to be destroyed if you get knocked down anyway
At least mine would be brand new since I bought all new once the shops opened "
The shops are open two weeks id hope ud have washed em by now |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"my granny always told me make sure I had clean knickers on everyday in case I got hit by an ambulance. Is that not a saying everyones heard?
So yes, clean knickers on. "
Granny's know best |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"…reminds me of the Korn ‘ADDIS’ video…would love to give the paramedics a chuckle and be wearing lingerie, but just black boxers with a purple band here "
Bet they have seen it all before |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"In fairness if you have clean knickers/boxers on they probably won't be clean after you get hit by the ambulance!!  "
It was really a ploy to find out what undies the ladys are wearing today what can i say i am a pervert |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I stopped wearing a bra as the lads at work noticed it under my T-shirt and started giving me stichk over it  "
Please don't tell me ur back wearing tight white T-shirts with those moobs |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Bright blue lace bra and thong.
So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too 
I’d cut them off you myself
With your teeth I presume
Currently sharpening them "
The beauty of falsies u can take em out for sharpening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bright blue lace bra and thong.
So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too
I’d cut them off you myself
With your teeth I presume
Currently sharpening them
The beauty of falsies u can take em out for sharpening "
Till you sit on them by accident and they bite the arse off ya  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Bright blue lace bra and thong.
So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too
I’d cut them off you myself
With your teeth I presume
Currently sharpening them
The beauty of falsies u can take em out for sharpening
Till you sit on them by accident and they bite the arse off ya "
Funny explaining that in The A&E Dept |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Bright blue lace bra and thong.
So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too
I’d cut them off you myself
With your teeth I presume
Currently sharpening them
The beauty of falsies u can take em out for sharpening
Till you sit on them by accident and they bite the arse off ya "
A friend its best put em in a glass on the bed side locker |
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"You are just starting to cross the road and you get knocked down, the ambulance is called and the paramedics arrive and immediately produce the sissors to cut your outer garments off.
What delights are the paramedics going to uncover did u put on clean knickers and bra/ boxers this morning are they silk or satin, leather or lace maybe Pennys best tell the truth
I forgot mine this morning so i am commando oooopppsss "
*coughs* forgot *clears his throat* 
maybe we should organize you being run down, call the ambulance so we can see what happens? |
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