I’m sitting in the garden today, working from home and with the weather being so nice a saying of my fathers popped into my head from days of old.
“It’s a day that would dry shite in a dog “ 
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over a year ago
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"Do you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble?
Or I’ll get your gran to light a candle for you.
And
Make sure you’ve clean underwear on in case you get hit by a car"
What was it Billy Connolly said... Doctor: 'Your boy was hit by a bus.. He has a fractured arm, fractured skull, 3 broken rib and a shattered pelvis... Oh and by the way.. His under pants is a fucking disgrace " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait till you get to my age is still been said to me .
Lucky you.
I've one parent left so yes I am lucky x
As much as they give out they are still precious x"
Very much so . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not heating the field..
Finish your dinner... They're are starving children in Africa who'd love that. (Thus was usually followed by us with the muttering of "well let them eat it". |
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Remember one of my Mums famous inspirational sayings that actually lead me to learn how to cook...
When teenager would ask her what's for dinner as hungry and then she would say
" Ohhhhh ya are hungry are ya.... then go and make yerself something to eat then ya lazy b**tard "
So inspirational my mum is
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner. A favourite of my mother and her family was I want never gets. Use that regularly with our kids. "
"You'll get what your given" was my mothers favorite when we asked what was for dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one  
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"  "
That made me laugh |
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh "
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike  |
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike "
You could do a hybrid.."Bitten once. Married twice" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike "
PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol |
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike
You could do a hybrid.."Bitten once. Married twice" "
Nice! Reverse the colours in the t-shirts... |
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike
PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol"
Wouldn't you just love the attention What colour scheme? I'll put in an order |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike
PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol
Wouldn't you just love the attention What colour scheme? I'll put in an order "
Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then |
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A place for everything and everything in its place.
If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about.
We're not made of money.
If that immersion is still on I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
My mother lmao
Mrs. Pea |
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike
PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol
Wouldn't you just love the attention What colour scheme? I'll put in an order
Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then"
Shoulda known - the good ol' Irish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike
PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol
Wouldn't you just love the attention What colour scheme? I'll put in an order
Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then
Shoulda known - the good ol' Irish "
Yeah.. You'll know us with the blood and Guinness stains |
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike
PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol
Wouldn't you just love the attention What colour scheme? I'll put in an order
Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then
Shoulda known - the good ol' Irish
Yeah.. You'll know us with the blood and Guinness stains "
Then let's mix in some of my colours, we'll keep the Guinness black and add red and gold , a little classier than green and orange  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike
PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol
Wouldn't you just love the attention What colour scheme? I'll put in an order
Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then
Shoulda known - the good ol' Irish
Yeah.. You'll know us with the blood and Guinness stains
Then let's mix in some of my colours, we'll keep the Guinness black and add red and gold , a little classier than green and orange "
I can work with that lol |
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"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one
There's a t shirt of mine right there..
I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"
That made me laugh
Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike
PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol
Wouldn't you just love the attention What colour scheme? I'll put in an order
Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then
Shoulda known - the good ol' Irish
Yeah.. You'll know us with the blood and Guinness stains
Then let's mix in some of my colours, we'll keep the Guinness black and add red and gold , a little classier than green and orange "
Black boots, red corset, and just let your hair flow for that yellow/orange/gold? |
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My dad used to tell us to take that outside when actually he meant the kitchen.
My mum always told us you’ve two choices for dinner take it or leave it.
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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago
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"Wait till you get to my age is still been said to me .
Lucky you.
I've one parent left so yes I am lucky x
As much as they give out they are still precious x
Very much so ."
I'm an 'orphan' for 20 years now and trust me folks take time out with that someone special still in your life. |
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"Do you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble?
Or I’ll get your gran to light a candle for you.
And
Make sure you’ve clean underwear on in case you get hit by a car"
Haha ive changed it slightly to “see that wee bubble going up the Lagan there” for my kids. M xx |
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