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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician
Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.
Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm from a part of the world where males are usually very tall. One vertically challenged colleague who was about 5'8" and lost in the sea of 6' plus was affectionately called Stumpy
I was nicknamed Slugger after losing my patience with a frustrating twat in the local and demonstrating a mean left hook  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm from a part of the world where males are usually very tall. One vertically challenged colleague who was about 5'8" and lost in the sea of 6' plus was affectionately called Stumpy
I was nicknamed Slugger after losing my patience with a frustrating twat in the local and demonstrating a mean left hook "
Didn't you used to be in the Beano?  |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician
Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.
Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that ) "
I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha.. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician
Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.
Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )
I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha.."
Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician
Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.
Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )
I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..
Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab "
I had to Google who this Clarence character was. Hilarious |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician
Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.
Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )
I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..
Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab "
I got nothing done I wear glass to strightn my eye but still turns right in.. |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician
Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.
Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )
I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..
Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab
I had to Google who this Clarence character was. Hilarious "
The crossed eye lion..ha ha.. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician
Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.
Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )
I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..
Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab
I had to Google who this Clarence character was. Hilarious
The crossed eye lion..ha ha.."
I just remembered that not only was the foreman cross eyed ..his feckin name was Leo |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
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"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician
Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.
Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )
I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..
Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab
I had to Google who this Clarence character was. Hilarious
The crossed eye lion..ha ha..
I just remembered that not only was the foreman cross eyed ..his feckin name was Leo "
Ha ha brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My cousin is called ditches. Terrible golfer."
I have an uncle who plays golf and we call him Whackfuck... On account they're what you hear when he hits a ball lol |
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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago
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"What the funniest ones you have heard or had?
Once heard of a foreman who was called Drillbit.. He was a small, boring tool.
Lad bible? Lolol
Keth....he was missing an eye "
some have been watching the vid going round on whatsapp drillbit,1 1/2 ears keth just waiting for snipers nightmare now. |
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"What the funniest ones you have heard or had?
Once heard of a foreman who was called Drillbit.. He was a small, boring tool.
Lad bible? Lolol
Keth....he was missing an eye some have been watching the vid going round on whatsapp drillbit,1 1/2 ears keth just waiting for snipers nightmare now. "
Class video though.. The two lads in it were a skit |
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