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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
This entertained me last time so let’s go again!
Make a wish, the next person to post must grant it but they must put a "add on" to the wish that ruins it!
For example.
(I post) I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!
(next person might reply) Granted but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.
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I wish I didn’t have work tomorrow |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Granted, but its Murphys.
I wish I could go on holidays now.
Granted but it’s a holiday to Roscommon.
I wish summer would start properly "
It has but your job has seconded u to Antarctica for three months
I wish i knew the lotto numbers for sat next |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"Granted, but its Murphys.
I wish I could go on holidays now.
Granted but it’s a holiday to Roscommon.
I wish summer would start properly
It has but your job has seconded u to Antarctica for three months
I wish i knew the lotto numbers for sat next"
Granted, you know the numbers but forget to actually go and do them...
I wish I was getting an 'oul ride tomorrow afternoon
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Granted, but its Murphys.
I wish I could go on holidays now.
Granted but it’s a holiday to Roscommon.
I wish summer would start properly
It has but your job has seconded u to Antarctica for three months
I wish i knew the lotto numbers for sat next
Granted, you know the numbers but forget to actually go and do them...
I wish I was getting an 'oul ride tomorrow afternoon
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Granted but it’s on a rusty tractor.
I wish I had a pet penguin |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Granted but it smells like a family of cats shit in it.
I wish I could sleep 8 hours each night
Ok but you'll still be wrecked during the day
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Lindt"
You do but it's all melted .
I wish I could get away for a night and just relax and sleep in . |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Granted but it smells like a family of cats shit in it.
I wish I could sleep 8 hours each night
Ok but you'll still be wrecked during the day
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Lindt
You do but it's all melted .
I wish I could get away for a night and just relax and sleep in ."
Granted but the cock next door keeps crowing
I wish a lusty female would sit on my lap and ask what's up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted but it smells like a family of cats shit in it.
I wish I could sleep 8 hours each night
Ok but you'll still be wrecked during the day
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Lindt
You do but it's all melted .
I wish I could get away for a night and just relax and sleep in .
Granted but the cock next door keeps crowing
I wish a lusty female would sit on my lap and ask what's up "
Granted you have lockjaw
I wish I could come (or not come) on demand! |
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"Granted but it smells like a family of cats shit in it.
I wish I could sleep 8 hours each night
Ok but you'll still be wrecked during the day
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Lindt
You do but it's all melted .
I wish I could get away for a night and just relax and sleep in .
Granted but the cock next door keeps crowing
I wish a lusty female would sit on my lap and ask what's up
Granted you have lockjaw
I wish I could come (or not come) on demand!"
But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight. "
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
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But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds"
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow |
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But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow "
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again "
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
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But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion"
Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush
I wish i had a time machine |
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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago
wouldn't you like to know |
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But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion"
Granted, but the bunnies are actual bunnies.
I wish it rained less in Ireland. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion
Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush
I wish i had a time machine "
Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made
I wish I had a kebab |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"
But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion
Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush
I wish i had a time machine "
Granted but the only option is 2020.
I wish I had the ability to be tidy |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"
But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion
Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush
I wish i had a time machine
Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made
I wish I had a kebab"
Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.
I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion
Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush
I wish i had a time machine
Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made
I wish I had a kebab
Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.
I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round "
Granted but they’re hidden by the Easter bunny and only you can’t find them
I wish I had a new car |
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But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion
Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush
I wish i had a time machine
Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made
I wish I had a kebab
Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.
I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round
Granted but they’re hidden by the Easter bunny and only you can’t find them
I wish I had a new car"
Granted but its a fiat one that's been on the lot for nearly a year.
I wish I had won the lotery last week
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"
But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion
Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush
I wish i had a time machine
Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made
I wish I had a kebab
Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.
I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round
Granted but they’re hidden by the Easter bunny and only you can’t find them
I wish I had a new car
Granted but its a fiat one that's been on the lot for nearly a year.
I wish I had won the lotery last week
"
You did...€1
I wish I could find something decent to watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion
Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush
I wish i had a time machine
Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made
I wish I had a kebab
Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.
I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round
Granted but they’re hidden by the Easter bunny and only you can’t find them
I wish I had a new car
Granted but its a fiat one that's been on the lot for nearly a year.
I wish I had won the lotery last week
You did...€1
I wish I could find something decent to watch "
You can but its in Russian
I wish I had a bowl of grapes, right now |
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"
But only when you’re on your own
I wish I could have sex every day..
Granted but you never orgasm again .
I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.
Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life
I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds
Granted but only your nose gets transported
I wish my hair app was tomorrow
Granted but you go bald overnight
I wish I never had to do laundry again
Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever
I wish I had my own playboy mansion
Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush
I wish i had a time machine
Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made
I wish I had a kebab
Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.
I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round
Granted but they’re hidden by the Easter bunny and only you can’t find them
I wish I had a new car
Granted but its a fiat one that's been on the lot for nearly a year.
I wish I had won the lotery last week
You did...€1
I wish I could find something decent to watch "
You did its an hour long documentary on the sewing
I wish I was in bed with you |
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