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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well don't no if the ladies are gonna spill but I'm a painter and have been seduced by three different ladies and more than their bed room got splattered "
I'm a roofer and the only thing I ever got off a woman was a kettle to make the tea..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My business brings me into a lot of peoples home and I get to meet a lot of women. It has happened once where the lady of the house and I ended up fucking each other brains out over a two week period. She was emigrating and that was the end of that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was working at a married woman's house years ago, she had a cat and it was moewing, I told her the cat needs fed, she turned and said it's not the only pussy that is hungry lol. You guess the rest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I must be meeting all the vanilla housewives as only one of two have made advances with me. Pretty obvious at the time but I'm a professional so I kept my junk behind closed doors |
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By *nFlynnMan
over a year ago
Dublin |
Working as an interior designer, I find sometimes ladies get a little bit tactile with me and flirty but I’d never react as I am professional and want to get the contract complete and a hopefully a recommendation after.  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m still waiting on a female tradesperson before I make any advances
What jobs you need done 
I need a pipe laid
A pole erected
And some squeeky hinges oiled
Can you help?  "
I could give it a good go  |
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"I’m still waiting on a female tradesperson before I make any advances
What jobs you need done
I need a pipe laid
A pole erected
And some squeeky hinges oiled
Can you help?
I could give it a good go "
I’ll need to look out my best meet underwear and dust off my satin dressing gown which will conveniently expose my leg when you mention erecting my pole  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I’m still waiting on a female tradesperson before I make any advances
What jobs you need done
I need a pipe laid
A pole erected
And some squeeky hinges oiled
Can you help?
I could give it a good go
I’ll need to look out my best meet underwear and dust off my satin dressing gown which will conveniently expose my leg when you mention erecting my pole "
Ohhh I do love the feel of satin |
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"I’m still waiting on a female tradesperson before I make any advances
What jobs you need done
I need a pipe laid
A pole erected
And some squeeky hinges oiled
Can you help?
I could give it a good go
I’ll need to look out my best meet underwear and dust off my satin dressing gown which will conveniently expose my leg when you mention erecting my pole
Ohhh I do love the feel of satin "
Keep your mind on the job there’s an erection to be sorted out first |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I’m still waiting on a female tradesperson before I make any advances
What jobs you need done
I need a pipe laid
A pole erected
And some squeeky hinges oiled
Can you help?
I could give it a good go
I’ll need to look out my best meet underwear and dust off my satin dressing gown which will conveniently expose my leg when you mention erecting my pole
Ohhh I do love the feel of satin
Keep your mind on the job there’s an erection to be sorted out first "
Ohh I best get my hard hat on |
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"I’m still waiting on a female tradesperson before I make any advances
What jobs you need done
I need a pipe laid
A pole erected
And some squeeky hinges oiled
Can you help?
I could give it a good go
I’ll need to look out my best meet underwear and dust off my satin dressing gown which will conveniently expose my leg when you mention erecting my pole
Ohhh I do love the feel of satin
Keep your mind on the job there’s an erection to be sorted out first
Ohh I best get my hard hat on "
Leave the helmets to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest as a electrician, It’s an ultimate fantasy of mine.
Sometimes we would like a bit more than just coffee and a biscuit, is it too much to ask for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Working as an interior designer, I find sometimes ladies get a little bit tactile with me and flirty but I’d never react as I am professional and want to get the contract complete and a hopefully a recommendation after. "
Ahh you never know...you might get a great Veri out of it? |
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
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"Working as an interior designer, I find sometimes ladies get a little bit tactile with me and flirty but I’d never react as I am professional and want to get the contract complete and a hopefully a recommendation after.
Ahh you never know...you might get a great Veri out of it?"
If the trades were female taking advantage of us men that would be lovely, The future is bright |
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By *anabecdTV/TS
over a year ago
Limerick/ tipp |
I'm a carpenter and use to do a lot of odd jobs in people's houses outside of normal work hours. Only ever had a little fun once with a divorced woman. I think another was flirting with me but I'm useless to read signals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a plumber and heating engineer and unfortunately nothing like that has happened to me which is a shame so if any females would like to have their boiler serviced give me a shout |
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"As a self employed tradesman I get fucked on a regular basis but not in a good way.
On a serious note though I wouldn’t be interested in mixing business and pleasure. "
As a self employed landscaper myself, I have to admit I'd be interested. I can't imagine it ever happening though as mixing business and pleasure certainly isn't easy, not to mention possibly very unwise. One of these days though, fingers crossed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a self employed tradesman I get fucked on a regular basis but not in a good way.
On a serious note though I wouldn’t be interested in mixing business and pleasure. "
Lollolol |
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Once did work for a girl my mate said was a bit naughty in her early years... Managed to persuade her she needed a massage... it went further... (bad man) and more visits... years later my mrs bought a business and she was an existing employee.... had to tread carefully after that hoping not to cross paths! All true, all fun.... |
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