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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Can we open our bibles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In Jesus name we lay

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

I used to visit a Starbucks in Belfast, where a group held a Bible tuition class at 7am.

As a atheist, it was interesting to hear them discuss the merits of a particular biblical passage.

I think they were eventually asked to leave; there were complaints from other patrons.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Follow the rules or leave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want to split the bill?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel like yer mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh sorry not for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When did you shower last?

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By *oingMan over a year ago

co. antrim

That wasn’t just a fart

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By *allyWally19Woman over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

It'll clear in 5-7 days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want your baby gravy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want your baby gravy!

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

I don't like wearing condoms

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By *oey4somefunMan over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

Can we just be friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks for coffee enjoy fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel like yer mum"

You feel like my mum....

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I forgot to bring condoms .

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By *dventureSeanMan over a year ago

Kerry

Can you be my toilet?

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

My day release has expired

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By *owdyBoobyMan over a year ago

limerick

I really need my mummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for coffee enjoy fab

Ouch... That's cold

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By *ilthyNightsCouple over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Fill me with babies baby

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

It's just my ankle tag

Will you pay my taxi fare

Was your profile the truth

Yes. I do shower monthly

What's that blue flashing light.

Who are those people outside

What does 420 friendly mean

How old is your mattress

It's the local vigilante group

The bindings are too tight

My parents have arrived home

I'm hot-bedding with another tenant

I'm not a romance fraudster

Wake me when you're finished

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By *ewbiroshMan over a year ago

Dublin 22

Tell Daddy what you want .... pfffffft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well your mammy always swalliws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No kissing on the lips!

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Are u bottom or top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So dad you're on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice cock, mine is bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no, not you again

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

It happens to evey man

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is that all you got

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By *onny17Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Is that all you got

Hoping I don't hear that one

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Yeah, the rash is contagious

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is that all you got

Hoping I don't hear that one"

From me

never

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By *ohnFKMan over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

That's as big as it gets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in there yet?

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By *ensualnFunCouple over a year ago

Midlands

You look like my mum / aunt / granny....

You look like my dad / uncle / grandpa (even worse if you’re female

)

I came in my pants!

You’re paying of course!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel like yer mum

You feel like my mum....

Lmao

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By *rinibooWoman over a year ago

clare

Sorry this never happens

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

You look better in photos

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

I promise it won't hurt

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By *arajeanCouple over a year ago

mayo

You are not for me

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By *onguentasticMan over a year ago

Ballymoney

We Sorry about the smell

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Did Fast lad just leave?

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

your mam was good fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does this smell like chloroform?

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By *ebel_LionMan over a year ago

cork

Oh hello there Father Murphy

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By *ubcouple35Couple over a year ago

North Dublin

A guy saying "sorry I don't go down"

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By *ensualandslow321Man over a year ago

Tullamore

You forgot your teeth

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By *agnus5000Man over a year ago

Somewhere

Have you change for parking?

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By *amesy6918Man over a year ago

newry

Can we reschedule this please

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By *unsigntwoCouple over a year ago

athlone

You dont match your profile

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By *r and Mrs GravestoneCouple over a year ago

Tinsel Town

I’ll lick your fanny batter

Okay, that was shortened from I can lick fanny batter for days!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It rubs the lotion on

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By *iquidRavenMan over a year ago

Dublin

I thought you liked cheese

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By *eepimpactMan over a year ago

Dublin

Your Dad loves that move.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's all yer singles fault

I can't get the condoms on

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By *hilaboutMan over a year ago

kilkenny

Kids are in the car

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Murder,but Im innocent really.

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