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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wetter than a submarine's licence plate....

You remind me of my little toe...sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table

Over to ye lot, use ye're imagination please....not the usual old groaners

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Your hotter than a junkies spoon

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By *iscuits8Man over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

She was wetter than an otter's pocket...

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

If you were a fruit you'd be a fine-apple

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

My lips are like Skittles and your about to taste a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take her handy

if you get her handy , take her twice

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By *oad tripperMan over a year ago

derry

I’d eat my supper out off your knickers.

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By *ebel_LionMan over a year ago

cork

If I was growing a field of Mickeys, i wouldnt let you look over the wall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are 206 bones in your body..would you like another

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so unlucky, if I fell into a barrel of tits, I'd end up sucking me thumb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you any Irish in you ?

Would you like some ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you had two heads you'd be twice as thick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About as useful as a one armed man in a clapping contest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The mouth was in gear, but the brain was in neutral..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She’s carried more buckets than handbags!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jaysus, she could "rare" two suck calves on them.....

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By *lameBoyMan over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

That lad is about as sharp as a marble.

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

As useful as a chocolate teapot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She'd suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have 12 inches but it smells like a foot

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Here's a pic of me with REM and that's me in the corner.

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By *ratos87Man over a year ago

Galway

If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pissflaps like John Wayne's saddlebags! ?? ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Get yer sucking gear around me fucking gear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He/she'd suck the bend out of a river

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