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By *imeoutalone OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

We all know that the ladies steal the batteries out the TV remote etc for their toys.

It just occurred to me in the shower that my prostate massager uses the same battery as my golf laser range finder.

So if the time requires and the battery ever runs out I can enjoy 18 holes instead of 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am left-handed. The Latin for left is sinestra which is where the word sinister is derived from. The word cack-handed also comes from the left hand. In Roman times the soldiers used to shake hands with their right and use their left with a sponge to wipe their ass after crapping-hence cack handed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The platypus is the only animal that lays eggs but also produces milk. Therefore it is the only animal that could make its own custard.

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I can drink a pint underwater

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By *he rover returnedWoman  over a year ago

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"I can drink a pint underwater "

Thats impressive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can drink a pint underwater "

Pint of what is my question

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"I can drink a pint underwater

Pint of what is my question "

Beer

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By *imeoutalone OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Also if you hug and pat a grammar nazi on the back and go "there, they're, their" they explode.

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Also if you hug and pat a grammar nazi on the back and go "there, they're, their" they explode."

Good few of them on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marylin Monroe had a higher IQ than Bill Gates does

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows

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