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Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do
Mow straight lines in the grass
Paint properly!!
Take criticism
Accept no thank you in a message
Find a clit without fumbling
Feel free to add
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"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do
Mow straight lines in the grass
Paint properly!!
Take criticism
Accept no thank you in a message
Find a clit without fumbling
Feel free to add
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Multitask |
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"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing  "
Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.
Quite revolutionary.... |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing
Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.
Quite revolutionary....
I do the same  "
John Bishop does a great routine on this very subject |
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"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing
Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.
Quite revolutionary....
I do the same "
Saves walking on a wet floor in the morning  |
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"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing
Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.
Quite revolutionary....
I do the same
John Bishop does a great routine on this very subject"
Why would you want to watch John Bishop pee |
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"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing
Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.
Quite revolutionary....
I do the same
John Bishop does a great routine on this very subject
Why would you want to watch John Bishop pee "
No kink - shaming! |
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"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing
Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.
Quite revolutionary....
I do the same
John Bishop does a great routine on this very subject
Why would you want to watch John Bishop pee
No kink - shaming!"
Sorry you are correct - apologises BM |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing
Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.
Quite revolutionary....
I do the same
John Bishop does a great routine on this very subject
Why would you want to watch John Bishop pee
No kink - shaming!
Sorry you are correct - apologises BM"
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do
Mow straight lines in the grass
Paint properly!!
Take criticism
Accept no thank you in a message
Find a clit without fumbling
Feel free to add
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What do you mean we can't take criticism?
Thats bullshit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Understand the true meaning of "I'm fine" "
First woman on the Moon
Woman: Houston, we have a problem
Tech team: What?
Woman: Never mind
Tech team: What's the problem?
Woman: Nothing Im Fine!
TT: Please tell us?
Woman: You know the problem! |
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"Understand the true meaning of "I'm fine"
First woman on the Moon
Woman: Houston, we have a problem
Tech team: What?
Woman: Never mind
Tech team: What's the problem?
Woman: Nothing Im Fine!
TT: Please tell us?
Woman: You know the problem!"
Shameless you and me need to have a chat |
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"Ask for directions
I'll refer back to my point about finding a clit without fumbling
It’s not the destination but the journey that’s important "
Ahh sometimes if the journey is too long interest is lost and I just want to get out of that car |
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"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do
Mow straight lines in the grass
Paint properly!!
Take criticism
Accept no thank you in a message
Find a clit without fumbling
Feel free to add
Multitask"
Milk no sugar thanks
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"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do
Mow straight lines in the grass
Paint properly!!
Take criticism
Accept no thank you in a message
Find a clit without fumbling
Feel free to add
Multitask
Milk no sugar thanks
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Sorry, was trying to order a coffee while reading the forum |
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"Tell the truth when we're asked " does my arse look big in this "
I was going to say Lie when we're asked "does my arse look big in this“
If they don’t want to know the truth don’t ask a man"
"They" am I smelling repressed misogyny here ?? |
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"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing
Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.
Quite revolutionary...."
Even better, if you bring your pillow along you can use the sink to rest your head on and continue sleeping like that, sitting on the bowl ROTFL |
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"Tell the truth when we're asked " does my arse look big in this "
I was going to say Lie when we're asked "does my arse look big in this“
If they don’t want to know the truth don’t ask a man
"They" am I smelling repressed misogyny here ?? "
Quite possibly, or maybe just a list of misogyny |
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"Tell the truth when we're asked " does my arse look big in this "
I was going to say Lie when we're asked "does my arse look big in this“
If they don’t want to know the truth don’t ask a man
"They" am I smelling repressed misogyny here ??
Quite possibly, or maybe just a list of misogyny "
Lots of that going on |
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over a year ago
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"A lot cant fight their way out of a wet paper bag
Whats with You and fisticuffs all the time?  "
Ikr.... so aggressive all the time. Why so angry Mrs ? Is it frustration.. do you need a pick at a beer mat ?  |
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Understand it’s not all about them .
Change the toilet roll when it finished
Open there eyes when looking for something
Wash a floor
Get themselves a drink or food with out moaning
Turn off lights or anything
Always need something when your on the phone or in the shower .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The things I find hard to understand they can’t do
Avoid the need to feel superior
Admit they are scared
Admit women are better at many things.... 
The things I love the can’t do
Resist flirtation with the right person
Resist ‘let’s go back in bed’
Resist ‘give me a massage’
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"A lot cant fight their way out of a wet paper bag
Whats with You and fisticuffs all the time?
Ikr.... so aggressive all the time. Why so angry Mrs ? Is it frustration.. do you need a pick at a beer mat ? "
Tex i swear to odin youre on the way for a spanked botty |
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"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do
Mow straight lines in the grass
Paint properly!!
Take criticism
Accept no thank you in a message
Find a clit without fumbling
Feel free to add
"
How dare you! My lines are perfect! Im insulted!!! |
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"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do
Mow straight lines in the grass
Paint properly!!
Take criticism
Accept no thank you in a message
Find a clit without fumbling
Feel free to add
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listen when being reminded of all above |
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"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing
Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.
Quite revolutionary....
I do the same "
i thought i was the only one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What about all the good stuff like..
Picking up stuff
Putting stuff down
War
Sports
Digging holes and shit
Pissing while standing
Taking out the rubbish
I was gonna say eating pussy but then I remembered lesbians
Fuck it I got nothing else |
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"What about all the good stuff like..
Picking up stuff
Putting stuff down
War
Sports
Digging holes and shit
Pissing while standing
Taking out the rubbish
I was gonna say eating pussy but then I remembered lesbians
Fuck it I got nothing else "
going to the bar |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
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Love this thread!
I'm feeling so much better about myself after reading this 
Granted I'm a fat sod who drinks and smokes too much but my lawn is perfect, I cook on BBQ/grill/oven/job and am quite good at it, I know exactly where clit/G spot/C spot all are, I use Google maps, I do the weekly deep clean of floors, per in the bowl after lifting seat and wipe any splashes before flushing, have changed quite a few nappies and I do the main work that pays the mortgage.
Feeling excellent now, thanks for all those niggles ye listed ladies |
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"Love this thread!
I'm feeling so much better about myself after reading this
Granted I'm a fat sod who drinks and smokes too much but my lawn is perfect, I cook on BBQ/grill/oven/job and am quite good at it, I know exactly where clit/G spot/C spot all are, I use Google maps, I do the weekly deep clean of floors, per in the bowl after lifting seat and wipe any splashes before flushing, have changed quite a few nappies and I do the main work that pays the mortgage.
Feeling excellent now, thanks for all those niggles ye listed ladies "
how you going to put that shit up there and make the rest of us look like a bunch of troglodytes.. way to go man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about all the good stuff like..
Picking up stuff
Putting stuff down
War
Sports
Digging holes and shit
Pissing while standing
Taking out the rubbish
I was gonna say eating pussy but then I remembered lesbians
Fuck it I got nothing else "
Fixing shit in the car as well... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I definitely can't distinguish between the different colours of whatever colour. Its blue or its light blue or dark blue, anything else is just made up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do
Mow straight lines in the grass
Paint properly!!
Take criticism
Accept no thank you in a message
Find a clit without fumbling
Feel free to add
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I take exception to 'Mow straight lines in the grass'...how dare you!
All the rest are fair |
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