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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ive been thinking of posting this for a while but havent had the balls.
Tonight after a tough week Ive had a couple of sherbets so here goes....
Things a woman can't do
Know anything about a car except its colour.
Understand a film plot.
Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
Lift.
Throw.
Park.
Fart
Read a map.
Rob a bank.
Resist Ikea.
Sit still.
Tell a joke.
Play pool.
Eat a kebab whilst walking.
Wee out of a moving train window.
Argue without shouting.
Get told off without crying.
Understand fruit machines.
Walk past a shoe shop.
Make a decent bacon sandwich.
Not comment on strangers clothes.
Use small amounts of toilet paper.
Let you sleep with a hangover.
Drink a pint gracefully.
Throw a punch.
Do magic.
Like your friends.
Get to the point.
Buy plain envelopes.
Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
Sit in a room for five minutes without saying I'm cold.
Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
Assemble furniture.
Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
Not try and change you.
Watch a war film.
Spend a day by themselves.
Go to the toilet by themselves.
Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
Choose a video quickly.
Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
Anyone brave enough to add to the list?
Or are You all afraid you might piss off a potential shag??
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"Ive been thinking of posting this for a while but havent had the balls.
Tonight after a tough week Ive had a couple of sherbets so here goes....
Things a woman can't do
Know anything about a car except its colour.
Understand a film plot.
Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
Lift.
Throw.
Park.
Fart
Read a map.
Rob a bank.
Resist Ikea.
Sit still.
Tell a joke.
Play pool.
Eat a kebab whilst walking.
Wee out of a moving train window.
Argue without shouting.
Get told off without crying.
Understand fruit machines.
Walk past a shoe shop.
Make a decent bacon sandwich.
Not comment on strangers clothes.
Use small amounts of toilet paper.
Let you sleep with a hangover.
Drink a pint gracefully.
Throw a punch.
Do magic.
Like your friends.
Get to the point.
Buy plain envelopes.
Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
Sit in a room for five minutes without saying I'm cold.
Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
Assemble furniture.
Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
Not try and change you.
Watch a war film.
Spend a day by themselves.
Go to the toilet by themselves.
Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
Choose a video quickly.
Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
Anyone brave enough to add to the list?
Or are You all afraid you might piss off a potential shag??
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really wish you could tag people on posts....
@soft_sweet_sexy
Is that a gal you would like to notify about the post or is that directed at me  "
Can't it be a little of both...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really wish you could tag people on posts....
@soft_sweet_sexy
Is that a gal you would like to notify about the post or is that directed at me
Can't it be a little of both...
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Back in 2000 I witnessed like 4 lassies walking down the street burping so loud they would put the lads i know to shame.
However, one could surmise, based on recent profile studies done on Fab, it seems that the members of the fairer sex are unable to admire and appreciate pictographic representations of a human male's penis.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Back in 2000 I witnessed like 4 lassies walking down the street burping so loud they would put the lads i know to shame.
However, one could surmise, based on recent profile studies done on Fab, it seems that the members of the fairer sex are unable to admire and appreciate pictographic representations of a human male's penis. "
Im sorry but i have to disagree
My private pic shows off my Mickey and it has (fanfare) been fabbed 5 times (fanfare) |
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"Back in 2000 I witnessed like 4 lassies walking down the street burping so loud they would put the lads i know to shame.
However, one could surmise, based on recent profile studies done on Fab, it seems that the members of the fairer sex are unable to admire and appreciate pictographic representations of a human male's penis.
Im sorry but i have to disagree
My private pic shows off my Mickey and it has (fanfare) been fabbed 5 times (fanfare)"
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Ive been thinking of posting this for a while but havent had the balls.
Tonight after a tough week Ive had a couple of sherbets so here goes....
Things a woman can't do
Know anything about a car except its colour.
I'm no mechanic or expert, the AA is on hand but have gotten my hands dirty with a little more than just looking at the colour of a car.
Understand a film plot.
Depends - which porno are you talking about?
Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
Not a problem if it weren't for the needy on here...
Lift.
I've dead lifted 100kg in the day...
Throw.
Just make sure to get out of the way, especially behind me!
Park.
Just make sure there's ample space in all 4 directions!
Fart
Oh, please - don't ask for a competition with the wrong lady...
Read a map.
I've a map of Ireland in my car, well used!
Rob a bank.
I wish...
Resist Ikea.
Never understood the fascination with shopping!
Sit still.
Definitely not a problem lol...
Tell a joke.
Ya got me there!
Play pool.
I can play, I won't win lol...
Eat a kebab whilst walking.
It'll be a messy walk...
Wee out of a moving train window.
Haven't tried, can't be that difficult, just watch the backsplash...
Argue without shouting.
I have no one to practice with...
Get told off without crying.
Or laughing...
Understand fruit machines.
WTF are they?!
Walk past a shoe shop.
As above, never got the fascination with shopping, get me something to eat instead...
Make a decent bacon sandwich.
Never tried.
Not comment on strangers clothes.
Couldn't care less what others wear.
Use small amounts of toilet paper.
I'm the stingiest woman you'll know...
Let you sleep with a hangover.
Work away, I'll sleep off mine!
Drink a pint gracefully.
Nah, thanks!
Throw a punch.
Try me!
Do magic.
What kind? He he...
Like your friends.
Don't know them.
Get to the point.
Might take a while...
Buy plain envelopes.
Plenty in my stationary collection...
Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
For what?!
Sit in a room for five minutes without saying I'm cold.
You most definitely got me there! I'm always freezing!!!
Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
I'm rarely if ever on the phone to mates...Billy no mates, here...
Assemble furniture.
Even the hated IKEA furniture got out together by me...blisters without an electric drill...
Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
Lol...sorry, no comment...
Not try and change you.
Please, stay as you are, always...
Watch a war film.
No!
Spend a day by themselves.
I spend most days by myself!
Go to the toilet by themselves.
I always go to the toilet by myself, unless there's a better offer...
Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
It used to be put in the back pocket of my jeans, not the safest place though...
Choose a video quickly.
Depends on the choice...
Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
I'm stingy, remember?!
Anyone brave enough to add to the list?
Or are You all afraid you might piss off a potential shag??
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"I really wish you could tag people on posts....
@soft_sweet_sexy
I'm heeeeeeeeere *rolls up sleeves*
Not _oft_sexy_sweet.....
Soft_sweet_sexy ffs"
Damn, mistaken identity. Shame I can't unreport things  |
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"Ive been thinking of posting this for a while but havent had the balls.
Tonight after a tough week Ive had a couple of sherbets so here goes....
Things a woman can't do
Know anything about a car except its colour.
I'm no mechanic or expert, the AA is on hand but have gotten my hands dirty with a little more than just looking at the colour of a car.
Understand a film plot.
Depends - which porno are you talking about?
Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
Not a problem if it weren't for the needy on here...
Lift.
I've dead lifted 100kg in the day...
Throw.
Just make sure to get out of the way, especially behind me!
Park.
Just make sure there's ample space in all 4 directions!
Fart
Oh, please - don't ask for a competition with the wrong lady...
Read a map.
I've a map of Ireland in my car, well used!
Rob a bank.
I wish...
Resist Ikea.
Never understood the fascination with shopping!
Sit still.
Definitely not a problem lol...
Tell a joke.
Ya got me there!
Play pool.
I can play, I won't win lol...
Eat a kebab whilst walking.
It'll be a messy walk...
Wee out of a moving train window.
Haven't tried, can't be that difficult, just watch the backsplash...
Argue without shouting.
I have no one to practice with...
Get told off without crying.
Or laughing...
Understand fruit machines.
WTF are they?!
Walk past a shoe shop.
As above, never got the fascination with shopping, get me something to eat instead...
Make a decent bacon sandwich.
Never tried.
Not comment on strangers clothes.
Couldn't care less what others wear.
Use small amounts of toilet paper.
I'm the stingiest woman you'll know...
Let you sleep with a hangover.
Work away, I'll sleep off mine!
Drink a pint gracefully.
Nah, thanks!
Throw a punch.
Try me!
Do magic.
What kind? He he...
Like your friends.
Don't know them.
Get to the point.
Might take a while...
Buy plain envelopes.
Plenty in my stationary collection...
Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
For what?!
Sit in a room for five minutes without saying I'm cold.
You most definitely got me there! I'm always freezing!!!
Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
I'm rarely if ever on the phone to mates...Billy no mates, here...
Assemble furniture.
Even the hated IKEA furniture got out together by me...blisters without an electric drill...
Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
Lol...sorry, no comment...
Not try and change you.
Please, stay as you are, always...
Watch a war film.
No!
Spend a day by themselves.
I spend most days by myself!
Go to the toilet by themselves.
I always go to the toilet by myself, unless there's a better offer...
Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
It used to be put in the back pocket of my jeans, not the safest place though...
Choose a video quickly.
Depends on the choice...
Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
I'm stingy, remember?!
Anyone brave enough to add to the list?
Or are You all afraid you might piss off a potential shag??
Lol..."
Marry me |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"Ive been thinking of posting this for a while but havent had the balls.
Tonight after a tough week Ive had a couple of sherbets so here goes....
Things a woman can't do
Know anything about a car except its colour.
I'm no mechanic or expert, the AA is on hand but have gotten my hands dirty with a little more than just looking at the colour of a car.
Understand a film plot.
Depends - which porno are you talking about?
Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
Not a problem if it weren't for the needy on here...
Lift.
I've dead lifted 100kg in the day...
Throw.
Just make sure to get out of the way, especially behind me!
Park.
Just make sure there's ample space in all 4 directions!
Fart
Oh, please - don't ask for a competition with the wrong lady...
Read a map.
I've a map of Ireland in my car, well used!
Rob a bank.
I wish...
Resist Ikea.
Never understood the fascination with shopping!
Sit still.
Definitely not a problem lol...
Tell a joke.
Ya got me there!
Play pool.
I can play, I won't win lol...
Eat a kebab whilst walking.
It'll be a messy walk...
Wee out of a moving train window.
Haven't tried, can't be that difficult, just watch the backsplash...
Argue without shouting.
I have no one to practice with...
Get told off without crying.
Or laughing...
Understand fruit machines.
WTF are they?!
Walk past a shoe shop.
As above, never got the fascination with shopping, get me something to eat instead...
Make a decent bacon sandwich.
Never tried.
Not comment on strangers clothes.
Couldn't care less what others wear.
Use small amounts of toilet paper.
I'm the stingiest woman you'll know...
Let you sleep with a hangover.
Work away, I'll sleep off mine!
Drink a pint gracefully.
Nah, thanks!
Throw a punch.
Try me!
Do magic.
What kind? He he...
Like your friends.
Don't know them.
Get to the point.
Might take a while...
Buy plain envelopes.
Plenty in my stationary collection...
Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
For what?!
Sit in a room for five minutes without saying I'm cold.
You most definitely got me there! I'm always freezing!!!
Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
I'm rarely if ever on the phone to mates...Billy no mates, here...
Assemble furniture.
Even the hated IKEA furniture got out together by me...blisters without an electric drill...
Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
Lol...sorry, no comment...
Not try and change you.
Please, stay as you are, always...
Watch a war film.
No!
Spend a day by themselves.
I spend most days by myself!
Go to the toilet by themselves.
I always go to the toilet by myself, unless there's a better offer...
Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
It used to be put in the back pocket of my jeans, not the safest place though...
Choose a video quickly.
Depends on the choice...
Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
I'm stingy, remember?!
Anyone brave enough to add to the list?
Or are You all afraid you might piss off a potential shag??
Lol..."
Another bloke pretending to be a woman |
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"Ive been thinking of posting this for a while but havent had the balls.
Tonight after a tough week Ive had a couple of sherbets so here goes....
Things a woman can't do
Know anything about a car except its colour.
I'm no mechanic or expert, the AA is on hand but have gotten my hands dirty with a little more than just looking at the colour of a car.
Understand a film plot.
Depends - which porno are you talking about?
Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
Not a problem if it weren't for the needy on here...
Lift.
I've dead lifted 100kg in the day...
Throw.
Just make sure to get out of the way, especially behind me!
Park.
Just make sure there's ample space in all 4 directions!
Fart
Oh, please - don't ask for a competition with the wrong lady...
Read a map.
I've a map of Ireland in my car, well used!
Rob a bank.
I wish...
Resist Ikea.
Never understood the fascination with shopping!
Sit still.
Definitely not a problem lol...
Tell a joke.
Ya got me there!
Play pool.
I can play, I won't win lol...
Eat a kebab whilst walking.
It'll be a messy walk...
Wee out of a moving train window.
Haven't tried, can't be that difficult, just watch the backsplash...
Argue without shouting.
I have no one to practice with...
Get told off without crying.
Or laughing...
Understand fruit machines.
WTF are they?!
Walk past a shoe shop.
As above, never got the fascination with shopping, get me something to eat instead...
Make a decent bacon sandwich.
Never tried.
Not comment on strangers clothes.
Couldn't care less what others wear.
Use small amounts of toilet paper.
I'm the stingiest woman you'll know...
Let you sleep with a hangover.
Work away, I'll sleep off mine!
Drink a pint gracefully.
Nah, thanks!
Throw a punch.
Try me!
Do magic.
What kind? He he...
Like your friends.
Don't know them.
Get to the point.
Might take a while...
Buy plain envelopes.
Plenty in my stationary collection...
Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
For what?!
Sit in a room for five minutes without saying I'm cold.
You most definitely got me there! I'm always freezing!!!
Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
I'm rarely if ever on the phone to mates...Billy no mates, here...
Assemble furniture.
Even the hated IKEA furniture got out together by me...blisters without an electric drill...
Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
Lol...sorry, no comment...
Not try and change you.
Please, stay as you are, always...
Watch a war film.
No!
Spend a day by themselves.
I spend most days by myself!
Go to the toilet by themselves.
I always go to the toilet by myself, unless there's a better offer...
Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
It used to be put in the back pocket of my jeans, not the safest place though...
Choose a video quickly.
Depends on the choice...
Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
I'm stingy, remember?!
Anyone brave enough to add to the list?
Or are You all afraid you might piss off a potential shag??
Lol...
Marry me "
I'm not divorced...yet |
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"Ive been thinking of posting this for a while but havent had the balls.
Tonight after a tough week Ive had a couple of sherbets so here goes....
Things a woman can't do
Know anything about a car except its colour.
I'm no mechanic or expert, the AA is on hand but have gotten my hands dirty with a little more than just looking at the colour of a car.
Understand a film plot.
Depends - which porno are you talking about?
Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
Not a problem if it weren't for the needy on here...
Lift.
I've dead lifted 100kg in the day...
Throw.
Just make sure to get out of the way, especially behind me!
Park.
Just make sure there's ample space in all 4 directions!
Fart
Oh, please - don't ask for a competition with the wrong lady...
Read a map.
I've a map of Ireland in my car, well used!
Rob a bank.
I wish...
Resist Ikea.
Never understood the fascination with shopping!
Sit still.
Definitely not a problem lol...
Tell a joke.
Ya got me there!
Play pool.
I can play, I won't win lol...
Eat a kebab whilst walking.
It'll be a messy walk...
Wee out of a moving train window.
Haven't tried, can't be that difficult, just watch the backsplash...
Argue without shouting.
I have no one to practice with...
Get told off without crying.
Or laughing...
Understand fruit machines.
WTF are they?!
Walk past a shoe shop.
As above, never got the fascination with shopping, get me something to eat instead...
Make a decent bacon sandwich.
Never tried.
Not comment on strangers clothes.
Couldn't care less what others wear.
Use small amounts of toilet paper.
I'm the stingiest woman you'll know...
Let you sleep with a hangover.
Work away, I'll sleep off mine!
Drink a pint gracefully.
Nah, thanks!
Throw a punch.
Try me!
Do magic.
What kind? He he...
Like your friends.
Don't know them.
Get to the point.
Might take a while...
Buy plain envelopes.
Plenty in my stationary collection...
Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
For what?!
Sit in a room for five minutes without saying I'm cold.
You most definitely got me there! I'm always freezing!!!
Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
I'm rarely if ever on the phone to mates...Billy no mates, here...
Assemble furniture.
Even the hated IKEA furniture got out together by me...blisters without an electric drill...
Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
Lol...sorry, no comment...
Not try and change you.
Please, stay as you are, always...
Watch a war film.
No!
Spend a day by themselves.
I spend most days by myself!
Go to the toilet by themselves.
I always go to the toilet by myself, unless there's a better offer...
Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
It used to be put in the back pocket of my jeans, not the safest place though...
Choose a video quickly.
Depends on the choice...
Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
I'm stingy, remember?!
Anyone brave enough to add to the list?
Or are You all afraid you might piss off a potential shag??
Lol...
Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet "
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"Ive been thinking of posting this for a while but havent had the balls.
Tonight after a tough week Ive had a couple of sherbets so here goes....
Things a woman can't do
Know anything about a car except its colour.
I'm no mechanic or expert, the AA is on hand but have gotten my hands dirty with a little more than just looking at the colour of a car.
Understand a film plot.
Depends - which porno are you talking about?
Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
Not a problem if it weren't for the needy on here...
Lift.
I've dead lifted 100kg in the day...
Throw.
Just make sure to get out of the way, especially behind me!
Park.
Just make sure there's ample space in all 4 directions!
Fart
Oh, please - don't ask for a competition with the wrong lady...
Read a map.
I've a map of Ireland in my car, well used!
Rob a bank.
I wish...
Resist Ikea.
Never understood the fascination with shopping!
Sit still.
Definitely not a problem lol...
Tell a joke.
Ya got me there!
Play pool.
I can play, I won't win lol...
Eat a kebab whilst walking.
It'll be a messy walk...
Wee out of a moving train window.
Haven't tried, can't be that difficult, just watch the backsplash...
Argue without shouting.
I have no one to practice with...
Get told off without crying.
Or laughing...
Understand fruit machines.
WTF are they?!
Walk past a shoe shop.
As above, never got the fascination with shopping, get me something to eat instead...
Make a decent bacon sandwich.
Never tried.
Not comment on strangers clothes.
Couldn't care less what others wear.
Use small amounts of toilet paper.
I'm the stingiest woman you'll know...
Let you sleep with a hangover.
Work away, I'll sleep off mine!
Drink a pint gracefully.
Nah, thanks!
Throw a punch.
Try me!
Do magic.
What kind? He he...
Like your friends.
Don't know them.
Get to the point.
Might take a while...
Buy plain envelopes.
Plenty in my stationary collection...
Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
For what?!
Sit in a room for five minutes without saying I'm cold.
You most definitely got me there! I'm always freezing!!!
Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
I'm rarely if ever on the phone to mates...Billy no mates, here...
Assemble furniture.
Even the hated IKEA furniture got out together by me...blisters without an electric drill...
Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
Lol...sorry, no comment...
Not try and change you.
Please, stay as you are, always...
Watch a war film.
No!
Spend a day by themselves.
I spend most days by myself!
Go to the toilet by themselves.
I always go to the toilet by myself, unless there's a better offer...
Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
It used to be put in the back pocket of my jeans, not the safest place though...
Choose a video quickly.
Depends on the choice...
Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
I'm stingy, remember?!
Anyone brave enough to add to the list?
Or are You all afraid you might piss off a potential shag??
Lol...
Another bloke pretending to be a woman "
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"Ive been thinking of posting this for a while but havent had the balls.
Tonight after a tough week Ive had a couple of sherbets so here goes....
Things a woman can't do
Know anything about a car except its colour.
I'm no mechanic or expert, the AA is on hand but have gotten my hands dirty with a little more than just looking at the colour of a car.
Understand a film plot.
Depends - which porno are you talking about?
Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
Not a problem if it weren't for the needy on here...
Lift.
I've dead lifted 100kg in the day...
Throw.
Just make sure to get out of the way, especially behind me!
Park.
Just make sure there's ample space in all 4 directions!
Fart
Oh, please - don't ask for a competition with the wrong lady...
Read a map.
I've a map of Ireland in my car, well used!
Rob a bank.
I wish...
Resist Ikea.
Never understood the fascination with shopping!
Sit still.
Definitely not a problem lol...
Tell a joke.
Ya got me there!
Play pool.
I can play, I won't win lol...
Eat a kebab whilst walking.
It'll be a messy walk...
Wee out of a moving train window.
Haven't tried, can't be that difficult, just watch the backsplash...
Argue without shouting.
I have no one to practice with...
Get told off without crying.
Or laughing...
Understand fruit machines.
WTF are they?!
Walk past a shoe shop.
As above, never got the fascination with shopping, get me something to eat instead...
Make a decent bacon sandwich.
Never tried.
Not comment on strangers clothes.
Couldn't care less what others wear.
Use small amounts of toilet paper.
I'm the stingiest woman you'll know...
Let you sleep with a hangover.
Work away, I'll sleep off mine!
Drink a pint gracefully.
Nah, thanks!
Throw a punch.
Try me!
Do magic.
What kind? He he...
Like your friends.
Don't know them.
Get to the point.
Might take a while...
Buy plain envelopes.
Plenty in my stationary collection...
Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
For what?!
Sit in a room for five minutes without saying I'm cold.
You most definitely got me there! I'm always freezing!!!
Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
I'm rarely if ever on the phone to mates...Billy no mates, here...
Assemble furniture.
Even the hated IKEA furniture got out together by me...blisters without an electric drill...
Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
Lol...sorry, no comment...
Not try and change you.
Please, stay as you are, always...
Watch a war film.
No!
Spend a day by themselves.
I spend most days by myself!
Go to the toilet by themselves.
I always go to the toilet by myself, unless there's a better offer...
Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
It used to be put in the back pocket of my jeans, not the safest place though...
Choose a video quickly.
Depends on the choice...
Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
I'm stingy, remember?!
Anyone brave enough to add to the list?
Or are You all afraid you might piss off a potential shag??
Lol...
Another bloke pretending to be a woman
You don't know what you're missing "
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Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that "
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Another bloke pretending to be a woman
You don't know what you're missing
I know I tried to have a look
Try again "
I thought "result" until I read "groomed and clean" |
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Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be "
Oh shit, I better run |
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Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run "
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well |
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over a year ago
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"
Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well"
Im a scorpio and slightly desperate for a ride at the moment |
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Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well"
I can tell you a whole host of things... would they be true though  |
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Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well
Im a scorpio and slightly desperate for a ride at the moment "
Better get washing... |
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Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well
I can tell you a whole host of things... would they be true though "
Oh well, why spoil thing with a petty lie? |
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over a year ago
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"
Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well
Im a scorpio and slightly desperate for a ride at the moment
Better get washing... "
If your offering |
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Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well
I can tell you a whole host of things... would they be true though
Oh well, why spoil thing with a petty lie? "
Exactly! |
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Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well
Im a scorpio and slightly desperate for a ride at the moment "
As one wise person once said: I am flattered deeply, but I don't swing that way |
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Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well
Im a scorpio and slightly desperate for a ride at the moment
Better get washing...
If your offering "
While the kids watch? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well
Im a scorpio and slightly desperate for a ride at the moment
As one wise person once said: I am flattered deeply, but I don't swing that way "
In fairness Michael D Higgins said the same thing to me |
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Marry me
I'm not divorced...yet
Minor detail!
According to someone here, it'd be a same sex marriage, you ok with that
*turns around towards you, crosses his leg over the other, and gives you a look with a raised eyebrow*
For you baby, I could be
Oh shit, I better run
*let's his scaly tail wave behind his back in amusement, as he let's his wicked smile out and his eyes turn green*
Tell me your real name is some form of Catherine and you are a Scorpio, I might even drop these 20 kilos as well
I can tell you a whole host of things... would they be true though
Oh well, why spoil thing with a petty lie?
Exactly!"
Well, in that case I will confess that I do not have a gun in my pocket |
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over a year ago
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"Shave their own balls "
This has already been covered with Busty Belle
Women don't actually have balls!
Ladies please look in your panties, if you possess a penis or testicles please don't contact me (for now) |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Shave their own balls
This has already been covered with Busty Belle
Women don't actually have balls!
Ladies please look in your panties, if you possess a penis or testicles please don't contact me (for now)"
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"Shave their own balls
This has already been covered with Busty Belle
Women don't actually have balls!
Ladies please look in your panties, if you possess a penis or testicles please don't contact me (for now)
"
She smiles with a knowing evil face
Myahahaha
But Paddy, that is not my belly button!
He he teacher, this ain't my finger either |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Shave their own balls
This has already been covered with Busty Belle
Women don't actually have balls!
Ladies please look in your panties, if you possess a penis or testicles please don't contact me (for now)
She smiles with a knowing evil face
Myahahaha
But Paddy, that is not my belly button!
He he teacher, this ain't my finger either "
No shite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahaaa lads I’m running out of popcorn
Fresh batch being made here, pull up a stool
I'm not participating you'll notice  "
Isn’t it rude to talk with ones mouth full |
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over a year ago
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"Ahaaa lads I’m running out of popcorn
I have donuts and whiskey I can share "
I can carry 2 whiskeys and 12 donuts naked if you ever need assistance |
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over a year ago
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"Ahaaa lads I’m running out of popcorn
I have donuts and whiskey I can share
I can carry 2 whiskeys and 12 donuts naked if you ever need assistance
You must have a very big nose "
I think the word is bulbous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My main takeaway is actually... Who the fuck buys envelopes in 2021?
Men"
Excuse me young Lady, this thread has gone off on enough tangents already but I must stress it was never supposed to descend in to men bashing
There are currently enough threads of that nature |
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over a year ago
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"Helicopter "
If your referring to Women flying helicopters...its a new one on me, I've not that much experience of helicopters generally.
If your referring to "the helicopter" as in swinging your mickey around, can I point you in the direction of Busty Belle and her posts on the subject
For a swingers site there seems to be quite a bit of confusion on this subject  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Helicopter
If your referring to Women flying helicopters...its a new one on me, I've not that much experience of helicopters generally.
If your referring to "the helicopter" as in swinging your mickey around, can I point you in the direction of Busty Belle and her posts on the subject
For a swingers site there seems to be quite a bit of confusion on this subject "
What am I your wife |
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over a year ago
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"Helicopter
If your referring to Women flying helicopters...its a new one on me, I've not that much experience of helicopters generally.
If your referring to "the helicopter" as in swinging your mickey around, can I point you in the direction of Busty Belle and her posts on the subject
For a swingers site there seems to be quite a bit of confusion on this subject
What am I your wife "
Im more than happy to do one offs but ive had enough of the wife malarky these last 12 months im afraid
Text me
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Helicopter
If your referring to Women flying helicopters...its a new one on me, I've not that much experience of helicopters generally.
If your referring to "the helicopter" as in swinging your mickey around, can I point you in the direction of Busty Belle and her posts on the subject
For a swingers site there seems to be quite a bit of confusion on this subject
What am I your wife
Im more than happy to do one offs but ive had enough of the wife malarky these last 12 months im afraid
Text me
"
Meh you probably won’t even reply  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Helicopter
If your referring to Women flying helicopters...its a new one on me, I've not that much experience of helicopters generally.
If your referring to "the helicopter" as in swinging your mickey around, can I point you in the direction of Busty Belle and her posts on the subject
For a swingers site there seems to be quite a bit of confusion on this subject
What am I your wife
Im more than happy to do one offs but ive had enough of the wife malarky these last 12 months im afraid
Text me
Meh you probably won’t even reply "
Just look up Leitrim to Derry in the Guinness book of records |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Helicopter
If your referring to Women flying helicopters...its a new one on me, I've not that much experience of helicopters generally.
If your referring to "the helicopter" as in swinging your mickey around, can I point you in the direction of Busty Belle and her posts on the subject
For a swingers site there seems to be quite a bit of confusion on this subject
What am I your wife
Im more than happy to do one offs but ive had enough of the wife malarky these last 12 months im afraid
Text me
Meh you probably won’t even reply
Just look up Leitrim to Derry in the Guinness book of records "
Where’s Leitrim again?? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Helicopter
If your referring to Women flying helicopters...its a new one on me, I've not that much experience of helicopters generally.
If your referring to "the helicopter" as in swinging your mickey around, can I point you in the direction of Busty Belle and her posts on the subject
For a swingers site there seems to be quite a bit of confusion on this subject
What am I your wife
Im more than happy to do one offs but ive had enough of the wife malarky these last 12 months im afraid
Text me
Meh you probably won’t even reply
Just look up Leitrim to Derry in the Guinness book of records
Where’s Leitrim again?? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Helicopter
If your referring to Women flying helicopters...its a new one on me, I've not that much experience of helicopters generally.
If your referring to "the helicopter" as in swinging your mickey around, can I point you in the direction of Busty Belle and her posts on the subject
For a swingers site there seems to be quite a bit of confusion on this subject
What am I your wife
Im more than happy to do one offs but ive had enough of the wife malarky these last 12 months im afraid
Text me
Meh you probably won’t even reply
Just look up Leitrim to Derry in the Guinness book of records
Where’s Leitrim again?? "
Look into the night sky
When you find the brightest star
Leitrim is just below |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"They can’t scratch their balls
Saw a video.
Kid asking his Dad why women always rub their eyes in the morning.
Dad replies Cos they've no balls to scratch "
to be fair if I’d something hanging between my legs I’d wana feel it too |
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"My main takeaway is actually... Who the fuck buys envelopes in 2021?
Men"
If they bought their own they wouldn't need to worry about what kind we buy, surely?
I also found "go 24 hours without sending a text message" quite ironic coming from someone who posts 10+ forum threads daily... |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
"They can’t scratch their balls
Saw a video.
Kid asking his Dad why women always rub their eyes in the morning.
Dad replies Cos they've no balls to scratch
to be fair if I’d something hanging between my legs I’d wana feel it too "
Not an issue.
You can feel mine anytime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Totally no sence of direction
Reverse a car and trailer
Indicate right and turn right not left
"
Ahaaa now CJ how on earth would they get the trailer on the car in the first place never mind reverse it !! |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Totally no sence of direction
Reverse a car and trailer
Indicate right and turn right not left
Ahaaa now CJ how on earth would they get the trailer on the car in the first place never mind reverse it !! "
Sure we just find a nice strong man to hitch up our trailers of course how else could we do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Totally no sence of direction
Reverse a car and trailer
Indicate right and turn right not left
Ahaaa now CJ how on earth would they get the trailer on the car in the first place never mind reverse it !!
Sure we just find a nice strong man to hitch up our trailers of course how else could we do it. "
Christ yeah, do you get a dog and bark yourself? |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Totally no sence of direction
Reverse a car and trailer
Indicate right and turn right not left
Ahaaa now CJ how on earth would they get the trailer on the car in the first place never mind reverse it !!
Sure we just find a nice strong man to hitch up our trailers of course how else could we do it.
Christ yeah, do you get a dog and bark yourself? "
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"They can’t scratch their balls
Saw a video.
Kid asking his Dad why women always rub their eyes in the morning.
Dad replies Cos they've no balls to scratch
to be fair if I’d something hanging between my legs I’d wana feel it too "
Busty, that can be arranged easily |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not picking on the ladies just some simple observations
Adding Mow the lawn and
Hang a picture, seeing as You gals love a picture frame so much its strange you cant seem to put them up properly |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Totally no sence of direction
Reverse a car and trailer
Indicate right and turn right not left
Ahaaa now CJ how on earth would they get the trailer on the car in the first place never mind reverse it !! "
Oi you I know how to put a trailer on a car |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Totally no sence of direction
Reverse a car and trailer
Indicate right and turn right not left
Ahaaa now CJ how on earth would they get the trailer on the car in the first place never mind reverse it !!
Oi you I know how to put a trailer on a car "
Ahaaa yes but did it stay on ?? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Totally no sence of direction
Reverse a car and trailer
Indicate right and turn right not left
Ahaaa now CJ how on earth would they get the trailer on the car in the first place never mind reverse it !!
Oi you I know how to put a trailer on a car
Ahaaa yes but did it stay on ?? "
Course it did |
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"They can’t scratch their balls
Saw a video.
Kid asking his Dad why women always rub their eyes in the morning.
Dad replies Cos they've no balls to scratch "
*palmface* oh.. For... FS... *convulses with laughter* |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ahaaa lads I’m running out of popcorn
I have donuts and whiskey I can share
*peers curiosly *
Can I have a donut please?
You can fruity or creamy filling
Hmmm... Which one would you recommend? "
I’m more a fan of cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahah funny thread...
I have a question for the Op. or any other man on here.
If a woman admitted and ticked all the list, would he still meet her for a ‘potential shag’?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hahah funny thread...
I have a question for the Op. or any other man on here.
If a woman admitted and ticked all the list, would he still meet her for a ‘potential shag’? "
God yes, love all the little quirks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My lovely partner is clearly not a woman then, I never knew. Come to think of it a lot of the people I know, that I thought were female are also not. Weird isn’t it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God yes, love all the little quirks"
I suspected that, quirks and weirds are so much fun. (With in reason, hmm how contradictory) .....anyway, on the men’s list unfortunately doesn’t happen the same if they tick some or even just one, that’s it, thanks but no thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be any God that religions believe in apparently "
There were loads of female gods in the past... those religions did not survive and prosper....
Now you could just say that's a coincidence or......... |
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