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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
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When someone is flirting with you 
I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice  |
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"When someone is flirting with you
I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice "
Have you ever flirted with me? |
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"When someone is flirting with you
I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice "
I just go ahead and presume everyone fancies the pants off me which frees me up to focus on whether I like THEM. |
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I normally bite my lip or raise an eye brow while saying inappropriate stuff!! If that doesnt work an I really want him...I'll just whisper in his ear  after that he can feck off if he hasnt seen the signs!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flirting can be subtle.. Almost unnoticeable so you can miss it.. If I see someone looking my way more than 3 times and there's even a hint of a smile.. I'll got for it. Lot of the time it's a gut feeling I think. |
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I've been texting a woman I know as a long term friend and she telling me that she's getting all these offers but turning them down but is bored...
I also get a lot of "Soo..." in texts
Am I dim  or is she flirting ???
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've been texting a woman I know as a long term friend and she telling me that she's getting all these offers but turning them down but is bored...
I also get a lot of "Soo..." in texts
Am I dim or is she flirting ???
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Sounds very much like it.. Go for it |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I need a few pointers here too
Flirting your lashes helps 
Fluttering 
step one, what’s step two"
Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner it’s something that interests me  if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored but hey I am no expert |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need a few pointers here too
Flirting your lashes helps
Fluttering
step one, what’s step two
Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner it’s something that interests me if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored but hey I am no expert "
Pretty much sums it up though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The eyes are a dead give away.. undressing you as they speak to you...
Sometimes i get tongue tied and mess up what I'm trying to say..
I know.. it happens
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"When someone is flirting with you
I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice
Have you ever flirted with me? "
Not to my mature recollection but I may have, have u felt that I was flirting with u at any time |
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"When someone is flirting with you
I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice
Have you ever flirted with me?
Not to my mature recollection but I may have, have u felt that I was flirting with u at any time "
Hard to tell...I can't read you |
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"I need a few pointers here too
Flirting your lashes helps
Fluttering
step one, what’s step two
Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner it’s something that interests me if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored but hey I am no expert "
You make it sound so easy why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I need a few pointers here too
Flirting your lashes helps
Fluttering
step one, what’s step two
Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner it’s something that interests me if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored but hey I am no expert
You make it sound so easy why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something "
The shit gets real when you meet them and you turn into a hyperventilating walrus with the giggles yes that’s me |
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"I need a few pointers here too
Flirting your lashes helps
Fluttering
step one, what’s step two
Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner it’s something that interests me if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored but hey I am no expert
You make it sound so easy why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something
The shit gets real when you meet them and you turn into a hyperventilating walrus with the giggles yes that’s me "
but that’s a good sign |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I need a few pointers here too
Flirting your lashes helps
Fluttering
step one, what’s step two
Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner it’s something that interests me if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored but hey I am no expert
You make it sound so easy why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something
The shit gets real when you meet them and you turn into a hyperventilating walrus with the giggles yes that’s me
but that’s a good sign"
Yeah it is |
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"I need a few pointers here too
Flirting your lashes helps
Fluttering
step one, what’s step two
Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner it’s something that interests me if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored but hey I am no expert
You make it sound so easy why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something
The shit gets real when you meet them and you turn into a hyperventilating walrus with the giggles yes that’s me "
Yep that’s me too  |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I'm useless at picking up signals and I'm crap at flirting I usually look like I have an weird twitch or something when I try in person . "
And i thought u were winking at the guy behind me |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"When someone is flirting with you
I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice
Have you ever flirted with me?
Not to my mature recollection but I may have, have u felt that I was flirting with u at any time
Hard to tell...I can't read you "
Theres a enough around here reading me dont u start |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Cant remember the last time I had wet knickers from the flirting so I'm either not picking it up or they are doing it wrong....  "
Ud catch ur death of cold would u not stick em in the drier before putting them on  |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Cj your a massive flirt I would say flirt with yourself given half the chance "
If u mean taking my right hand on a date sur at this stage it knows when the lights go out hea hea hea |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm useless at picking up signals and I'm crap at flirting I usually look like I have an weird twitch or something when I try in person .
And i thought u were winking at the guy behind me "
Jeese see what happens when I flirt |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I'm useless at picking up signals and I'm crap at flirting I usually look like I have an weird twitch or something when I try in person .
And i thought u were winking at the guy behind me
Jeese see what happens when I flirt "
Bet the guy behind me was wondering to |
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"When someone is flirting with you
I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice "
Like, the shorter their replies to your messages, the more they are into you, sure sign! |
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