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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was cutting back the foliage in the lady garden last night and noticed a big bruise behind the shrubbery! Couldn't figure out why I was bruised! Finally remembered that I had smacked my pelvis into the handle bars of my bike when I out cycling last week. Some lady driver  on her phone came to a sudden stop In front of me and I struggled to stop in time.
So what is the most random bruise or injury you've sustained?
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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Once woke up with scratches all over my butt cheeks
Deep scratches with blood staining the sheets
I was on my own all night the bedroom door was still closed and I don't know how they got there
They weren't there when I got into bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bruise very easily, often have bruises on inside of my arms.
When I was about 17 had been filling around with a guy abd he had left my boobs quite bruised. About a week later completely forgot about the bruising and my mum bought me a new top, I just stripped off in the kitchen to try the top on, some explaining the two handprints |
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This is my entire life, I bruise so easily and constantly have 3-4 complete mystery bruises at any given time!
Probably my stupidest one was when I put a suction cup butt plug on my head (pretending to be a unicorn obvs) and it left a perfectly circular bruise which stayed for a few days  |
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"This is my entire life, I bruise so easily and constantly have 3-4 complete mystery bruises at any given time!
Probably my stupidest one was when I put a suction cup butt plug on my head (pretending to be a unicorn obvs) and it left a perfectly circular bruise which stayed for a few days "
Fuuuck. Morto |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Constant bruises on my knees !!! Calm down its burpees 
Oh so that's the excuse your using now 
All them burpees are leaving there mark "
Maybe change your starting position |
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I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.
I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye |
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"I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.
I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye"
Did you fight back? |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.
I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye
Did you fight back? "
He gave as good as he got |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.
I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye
Did you fight back?
He gave as good as he got "
With one arm tied behind his back  |
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"I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.
I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye
Did you fight back? "
Like my life depended on it  |
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"I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.
I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye
Did you fight back?
He gave as good as he got
With one arm tied behind his back "
The make up sex was amazing |
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