Surely you cannot be improved anymore than you are.....would be an unfair advantage over the rest of woman hood..... one might call this ass licking....a chance would be a fine thing

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By *MAsMan over a year ago

Craigavon

Let me bend you over

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

Breakfast in bed my dear?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So you like to swallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to meet

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Cordial.

Fair.

Good.

Okay.

Kind.

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'll do the house work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want a massage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“You are just mine. MINE!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please fasten your seat belt

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By *iscuits8Man over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Do you want a massage.

Don't ask me how but I completely misread that as Do you want a sausage

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By *exy Saucy SocialsCouple over a year ago

Dublin

Here's my credit card hun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is your captain speaking.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

I’ve a cancellation it’s yours

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By *affa31Woman over a year ago

Galway

[Removed by poster at 04/05/21 18:21:17]

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By *affa31Woman over a year ago

Galway

“Your booking is now confirmed”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dinnner’s on the table babe

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

"Please fasten your seat belt "

Lie back enjoy the ride

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I need you now, NOW!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want a coffee

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Cold Pints in the Beergarden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cold Pints in the Beergarden

Now your talking

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

Ill rub it for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Congratulations you've just won the lotto!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Congratulations you've just won the lotto! "

I was gonna let this slide coz you have a nice rack but sweet Jesus lady thats 6 words

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By *ebel_LionMan over a year ago

cork

that pints on the house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coppers is back open again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your playstation 5 has arrived

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a sunny hump day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

I wish he'd just shussssh.

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By *leasure Inc.Man over a year ago

Cork

"You are a pussyeating genius "

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Large fries with that burger

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"I’ve a cancellation it’s yours "

I don't play second fiddle

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"I’ve a cancellation it’s yours

I don't play second fiddle

In this case I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Cum on my face babe

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"I’ve a cancellation it’s yours

I don't play second fiddle

In this case I do

Older the fiddle the sweeter

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

[Removed by poster at 05/05/21 10:35:52]

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice

Really that I can’t believe

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice

Really that I can’t believe

I have witnesses to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice

Really that I can’t believe

What he means to say is he had the balls to bare his ass to me knowing I was not armed

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice

Really that I can’t believe

I have witnesses to it

Gwan the Cj do it

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice

Really that I can’t believe

What he means to say is he had the balls to bare his ass to me knowing I was not armed

And still belly laughs at it if you had pulled it on I'd probably have fainted

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By *heCumBackMan over a year ago

Cork

That feels so good mmmmmmm

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