Anyone have any funny stories from the site to give us a laugh.
Dont want anything mean and dont name any names but keep it light hearted. Maybe turning up a meet and it was your ex, or a fire alarm going off in the hotel while you were in full bondage gear.
You get the drift..... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Time I started writing my memoirs
There's a few books could be filledlol give us a a wee taster
A chapter named “Transit Van” 
Casper's social  "
Oh sweet jayus remember that thread classic gold that was |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
I used to be in irish chat room nightly where i befriended a lovely couple, we decided it was time to meet so all was arranged a hotel in dublin was booked. We both had to travel so the trip to dublin had me texting the good lady warming her up as u do
We arrive to dublin they had checked in and i met them at the bar and after a sociable pint or two we went up to the room, in the lift hubby kissed her i moved in behind her kissing her neck and we all knew it was going to be an eventful day.
Anyway we were getting down and dirty having a laugh as we did she mounts hubby cowgirl style and starts bouncing on his cock him pushing up to meet her downward thrust me spanking her ass a well timed dance between us
Well she rises off his cock I draw down on her ass and she sinks on to him moaning in ecstasy until she rises he follows pushing up I drawn down and spank his ball sack he roars in agony and we collapse in tears of laughter
Still love ye guys |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
Been chatting with a lad on here for a while,one Friday he message to say he'd be in The Citywest Hotel the next day did I want to meet at one for a coffee social... Went up met had a coffee got chatting time flew next thing it's 5 o clock and there putting on the All Ireland Semi Final on TV he's a crazy Dub gaa hoor so the beers flowed and next thing we're booking a room for the night.. We drank late into the night and took it to the bedroom it got so loud the room next door were banging on the wall to keep the noise down they also rang reception who phoned to say keep it down, we ended up on the floor and next morning I was covered in carpet burns on my face, knee's and elbows...  |
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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
I had been chatting for months with a couple up in Donegal and arranged to meet on one of my trips over at my hotel.
It was arranged that they would meet me in bar of my hotel we would have a bite to eat and a few drinks t see how we all got on and take it from there.
One thing I noticed when they arrived was that the husband was carrying the Independent Newspaper and i thought it was just to look casual when arriving in hotel bar.
Things were going well and we decided to move up to my room and after a bit of kissing in lift we got into room and full action....but here's the thing the husband just sat in the chair at the table in the corner of the room reading his newspaper(the large version of it.
I kept glancing over whilst playing with his now naked wife to see if he had holes in paper to watch but no he just sat reading it.....We met regularly for a few years and he done same thing every meet....really bizarre |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"I had been chatting for months with a couple up in Donegal and arranged to meet on one of my trips over at my hotel.
It was arranged that they would meet me in bar of my hotel we would have a bite to eat and a few drinks t see how we all got on and take it from there.
One thing I noticed when they arrived was that the husband was carrying the Independent Newspaper and i thought it was just to look casual when arriving in hotel bar.
Things were going well and we decided to move up to my room and after a bit of kissing in lift we got into room and full action....but here's the thing the husband just sat in the chair at the table in the corner of the room reading his newspaper(the large version of it.
I kept glancing over whilst playing with his now naked wife to see if he had holes in paper to watch but no he just sat reading it.....We met regularly for a few years and he done same thing every meet....really bizarre "
Mabey it's the only time he got a bit of peace and quiet to read the paper |
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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I had been chatting for months with a couple up in Donegal and arranged to meet on one of my trips over at my hotel.
It was arranged that they would meet me in bar of my hotel we would have a bite to eat and a few drinks t see how we all got on and take it from there.
One thing I noticed when they arrived was that the husband was carrying the Independent Newspaper and i thought it was just to look casual when arriving in hotel bar.
Things were going well and we decided to move up to my room and after a bit of kissing in lift we got into room and full action....but here's the thing the husband just sat in the chair at the table in the corner of the room reading his newspaper(the large version of it.
I kept glancing over whilst playing with his now naked wife to see if he had holes in paper to watch but no he just sat reading it.....We met regularly for a few years and he done same thing every meet....really bizarre Mabey it's the only time he got a bit of peace and quiet to read the paper "
...Possibly but was really strange firts time.....but hey she was hotttt so I got on with the fun...  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"I had been chatting for months with a couple up in Donegal and arranged to meet on one of my trips over at my hotel.
It was arranged that they would meet me in bar of my hotel we would have a bite to eat and a few drinks t see how we all got on and take it from there.
One thing I noticed when they arrived was that the husband was carrying the Independent Newspaper and i thought it was just to look casual when arriving in hotel bar.
Things were going well and we decided to move up to my room and after a bit of kissing in lift we got into room and full action....but here's the thing the husband just sat in the chair at the table in the corner of the room reading his newspaper(the large version of it.
I kept glancing over whilst playing with his now naked wife to see if he had holes in paper to watch but no he just sat reading it.....We met regularly for a few years and he done same thing every meet....really bizarre Mabey it's the only time he got a bit of peace and quiet to read the paper ...Possibly but was really strange firts time.....but hey she was hotttt so I got on with the fun... "
Win Win so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time I started writing my memoirs
There's a few books could be filledlol give us a a wee taster
A chapter named “Transit Van” "
Meself and the sow, and the Transit Van |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
"Been chatting with a lad on here for a while,one Friday he message to say he'd be in The Citywest Hotel the next day did I want to meet at one for a coffee social... Went up met had a coffee got chatting time flew next thing it's 5 o clock and there putting on the All Ireland Semi Final on TV he's a crazy Dub gaa hoor so the beers flowed and next thing we're booking a room for the night.. We drank late into the night and took it to the bedroom it got so loud the room next door were banging on the wall to keep the noise down they also rang reception who phoned to say keep it down, we ended up on the floor and next morning I was covered in carpet burns on my face, knee's and elbows... "
Not Fab related but recall being at a wedding. Bed was about 4am after copious quantities of alcohol. We had d*unken sex in room and she then turns on TV. Somehow a replay of a classic All Ireland final and she's jumping on the bed and screaming and shouting as if it were live!
Banging on both walls from neighbours and next day we realized, of course, they're all our friends attending wedding, who think that's what our sex life sounds like and goes on for. Let's say it did our reputation no harm |
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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago
That place in |
Couple meet all went well so went back to theirs, Moved into the bedroom he went down on me next thing I knew he was removing his teeth saying there be a difference and when I _aid back the teeth was on the middle of the bed and he moved them under the pillow, left asap after that
And I know you want to know,was there a difference ?
Nope! |
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A couple of years ago was organizing a four sum...myself and another guy...I had cleared it with a female friend...but guess what ,the other other guy ,even though he hadn't asked was depending on the same girl to be his partner....turned out to be a 3 sum!! |
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"OK I'll start it's only fair lol
One springs to mind is attending my first play party.(thanks again) Nervous as hell with a case of harp under my arm. That were drank at an alarming pace. Next thing I remember was coming round on the floor of the bedroom with a full blown orgy going on and a ripp of willy's drawin on my face with lippy  and to this day I still get slagged about it
It's the things you don't know about that are even funnier pmsl I'm just glad my eyebrows were still where they should be
The next party we'll get your eyebrows ha ha ha"
Would it be weird to admit I'd probably get more fun out of that than what's going on around me? |
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