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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Looking for a bit of help around the house, just the usual really ...cleaning, ironing, the odd meal
Happy to give the odd ride in return
Mainly looking for single gals but will consider couples if the male half fancies a bit of gardening
Single lads will you ever feck off and leave me alone, stop sending me pics of your battered mickeys and hairy holes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I have to wear clothes?
For the cleaning and cooking clothes will be worn, it’s a union thing supposedly
For the riding it’s up to you"
Do you provide a uniform? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do I have to wear clothes?
For the cleaning and cooking clothes will be worn, it’s a union thing supposedly
For the riding it’s up to you
Do you provide a uniform?"
Yes I do and it’s actually smart and practical, though if you want marigolds for washing up you will have to bring your own
If there is more than one or multiple successful applicants the riding will be done on a rota system |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any health benefits ??
Insurance??
Benefits in kind ??
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You can take the dogs for a walk which I suppose counts as a health benefit, outside, fresh air etc
I will put you on the car insurance as I will probably need you to go to the shops, no cover for the riding though I’m afraid
Only benefit in kind is really just the riding, which to be fair will be infrequent and more than likely average but there will be a Christmas party and a little pressie on your birthday
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you cover travel costs for the commute?"
No, sorry I can’t cover expenses but don’t fret, I’m a massive Celtic fan and once things open up I’ll be regularly in Glasgow for the football so you can come around and help around the hotel room etc... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the hourly rate? "
Carlos please look in your pants, if they contain a penis then this position is sadly not currently available to you
For the gals who might be wondering it’s just the odd, average ride in return for any work, I might be persuaded to throw in the occasional bit of foreplay |
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"What’s the hourly rate?
Carlos please look in your pants, if they contain a penis then this position is sadly not currently available to you
For the gals who might be wondering it’s just the odd, average ride in return for any work, I might be persuaded to throw in the occasional bit of foreplay"
It’s for my neighbour..... She love to clean and tidy up ..... She got this cleaning fetish .... poor deer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What’s the hourly rate?
Carlos please look in your pants, if they contain a penis then this position is sadly not currently available to you
For the gals who might be wondering it’s just the odd, average ride in return for any work, I might be persuaded to throw in the occasional bit of foreplay It’s for my neighbour..... She love to clean and tidy up ..... She got this cleaning fetish .... poor deer "
Ok sounds promising, what’s she like in the sack?
I can’t promise anything though as my mailbox is currently being bombarded by the good ladies of Fab, I seem to have struck a chord |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh forgot to mention
No nutters
Thank you
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At least you know, it’s the ones who think they are normal that give me the willies
And no lads that’s not your queue to send me pics of your mickeys
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh forgot to mention
No nutters
Thank you
Thats me out then... I am a complete and utter nut  "
Sorry to see you remove yourself from the selection process , I had high hopes for you, was even going throw in some kissing |
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"What’s the hourly rate?
Carlos please look in your pants, if they contain a penis then this position is sadly not currently available to you
For the gals who might be wondering it’s just the odd, average ride in return for any work, I might be persuaded to throw in the occasional bit of foreplay It’s for my neighbour..... She love to clean and tidy up ..... She got this cleaning fetish .... poor deer
Ok sounds promising, what’s she like in the sack?
I can’t promise anything though as my mailbox is currently being bombarded by the good ladies of Fab, I seem to have struck a chord"
She looks like princess Fiona with flip flops.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the hourly rate?
Carlos please look in your pants, if they contain a penis then this position is sadly not currently available to you
For the gals who might be wondering it’s just the odd, average ride in return for any work, I might be persuaded to throw in the occasional bit of foreplay It’s for my neighbour..... She love to clean and tidy up ..... She got this cleaning fetish .... poor deer
Ok sounds promising, what’s she like in the sack?
I can’t promise anything though as my mailbox is currently being bombarded by the good ladies of Fab, I seem to have struck a chord She looks like princess Fiona with flip flops.... "
Sorry flip flops are a no no, can’t be doing with them |
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"Oh forgot to mention
No nutters
Thank you
Thats me out then... I am a complete and utter nut
Sorry to see you remove yourself from the selection process , I had high hopes for you, was even going throw in some kissing "
Oh ffs now you tell me ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hahaha funny
will you love me long time"
I’m unsure, in fairness the level of ironing in your April 19th pic “isn’t great
What are your sandwiches like? |
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"Hahaha funny
will you love me long time
I’m unsure, in fairness the level of ironing in your April 19th pic “isn’t great
What are your sandwiches like?"
Finger buffet and nibbes all round |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hahaha funny
will you love me long time
I’m unsure, in fairness the level of ironing in your April 19th pic “isn’t great
What are your sandwiches like?
Finger buffet and nibbes all round "
Do you not find only having “round” nibbles a bit restrictive? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many hours a week are we talking? Would I still be eligible for the wage subsidy?"
Working hours will vary, riding will be measured in minutes (good days)
Yes you will still be eligible for the the wage subsidy
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