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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

I told you to have a pee before we got going

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By *ir SupremacyMan over a year ago

Bolton

I knew you needed a service....your always braking down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not that lane ffs

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

She's old but in good working order

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

What do you mean...exit only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on, it'll fit in there…back it up

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By *1shadesofnaughtyMan over a year ago

South Limerick

I can feel the boost kicking in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll just park this in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't stop there

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By *heNightKingReturnsMan over a year ago

Dublin

You’d fit a bus in there ffs

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By *iscuits8Man over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Terribly sorry... lost control a bit there and almost rear-ended you

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Are we nearly there yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Course you can put your hand on my stick..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Terribly sorry... lost control a bit there and almost rear-ended you

Lol oops

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Lie back and relax, I’ll get you there in no time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mind that hole there you almost drove into it

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Scream if you want to go faster

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By *ohnsmithMan over a year ago

South Tipperary

Pull in for juice....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it just an oil change you're looking for, Or do you require the full service?

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By *r Blue Eyes 72Man over a year ago

near laois

Back out of their without tipping up your load

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I love driving it into dark tunnels and letting my horn go

Orgasmic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't pull that too hard, it might break

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Will you pull out ffs!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

It needs a good service.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It needs a good service.

I'm just the guy to look under your bonnet

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Does it always squeak like that

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By *lameBoyMan over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Don’t pull out now ya fool!

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

No I don't need to stop and ask for directions

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By *lameBoyMan over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

"No I don't need to stop and ask for directions "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'd fit a lorry through there!

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Brace yourself for impact Mavis

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By *rsmiley69Man over a year ago

Cavan Monaghan

Didn’t see that coming

Do you fancy a ride,

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By *parklySassWoman over a year ago

Sassville

Does this thing go any faster?!!

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By *ardyboy54321Man over a year ago

Fermanagh

Where the fuck are you going

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Step on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where the fuck are you going

Jasus I’m running out of rubber

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

If you were any closer mate ...you'd be up my fucking arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats that big knob in tge middle for??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope it goes up a few more gears

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By *ctoboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

It's an automatic I have..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’d fit a bus in there ffs

terrible!

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By *rishsteveMan over a year ago

carlow

Your air freshener needs changing

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By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

Ride it like you stole it

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By *he jumpstartMan over a year ago

Donegal

For god sake would ya leave that knob alone.

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By *uddys HotwifeCouple over a year ago

Naas

Why is he up my arse like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jasus but she's some yoke to handle

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By *arlos11191Man over a year ago

Bray

Honey you got the wrong exit again

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By *orguyMan over a year ago

Tuam

I'm cuming in the back

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By *ymbunny2016Man over a year ago

Bangor

Shift her up a gear ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sump’s hanging clean out of her.

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