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By *unsetcpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Craigavon

Wife told me this was mentioned on lose women....Pampas grass sales have plummeted due to their particular sexual connotations. Once a common plant outside suburban houses, pampas grass became known as a sign that the residents were swingers. The plant, native to South America, serves as a signal to passers-by.

We have been living at our address for 4 years now and guess what is at the entrance.... A PAMPAS GRASS PLANT.....

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Lol I've heard of this before but I'm not sure it was ever REALLY a thing.

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By *elfastDMan  over a year ago

belfast

And have you had any random cold callers at the door selling their wares?

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By *he SophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"And have you had any random cold callers at the door selling their wares?"

Or showing their ‘green fingers’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have one at bottom of garden and thankfully no random callers. Im having it removed as it's taken over the place and its a nightmare to cut back. Sharp little fecker

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By *unsetcpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Craigavon

No cold callers but a few arranged meets at ours. No one ever mention the pampas grass.... to focused on having fun with Lauri...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a wright pain to have in the garden takes over makes lawn mowing a pain in the jaxy around it??

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By *ueenbeetipp43Woman  over a year ago

my own world


"Wife told me this was mentioned on lose women....Pampas grass sales have plummeted due to their particular sexual connotations. Once a common plant outside suburban houses, pampas grass became known as a sign that the residents were swingers. The plant, native to South America, serves as a signal to passers-by.

We have been living at our address for 4 years now and guess what is at the entrance.... A PAMPAS GRASS PLANT....."

Haha we have a huge one at the side of our house and a pineapple ornament in the front window. Only problem is we live in the middle of nowhere so we have no one passing by

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

They were a fad ar one time and like all fads, they eventually run their course. They're pissy to maintain and eventually end up looking like a pile of half dead grass in the corner except they'd cut the arms off you.

Sales of Bamboos, Palms, decorative conifers and Leylandiis have also plummeted yet uthey have none of the more interesting rumours around them.

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By *ateniteCouple  over a year ago

Youghal

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By *ateniteCouple  over a year ago

Youghal

We've heard it before but pray it's not true because Mr's parents have a huge one in their garden.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Holy fuck... The local church has 3 of them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love how sales have plummeted...so either there are thousands of new swingerd each year or the current lot are absolutely shite gardeners

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

cork

thats why the neighbours had them when i was a kid

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

cork


"We've heard it before but pray it's not true because Mr's parents have a huge one in their garden.

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have they now lol...or is it just his Dad

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By *obawfettMan  over a year ago

South Wexford

I have one in my garden maybe it made me come here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think the sales are down simply because it’s an ugly looking plant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think it was ever compulsory to be a swinger if you had a pampas grass plant in your garden.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a few pampas plants and so what?

They look lovely

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