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Think twice before ordering your 99
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved
Cos that'd just be weird 
Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar  "
Or in science class in school say orgasm instead of organism  |
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"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved
Cos that'd just be weird
Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar
Or in science class in school say orgasm instead of organism "
not an issue anymore....unless your the teacher |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved
Cos that'd just be weird
Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar
Or in science class in school say orgasm instead of organism "
I think i've done that too  |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved
Cos that'd just be weird
Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar "
Or asked for a f*ck instead of a duck in a butchers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved
Cos that'd just be weird
Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar
Or asked for a f*ck instead of a duck in a butchers "
I'm starting to think maybe you shouldn't go to shops |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar
Or asked for a f*ck instead of a duck in a butchers
I'm starting to think maybe you shouldn't go to shops"
Ah shur isn't political correctness boring anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freudian Slip its called..
Two old guys are sitting in a bar taking, when one says to the other "jeez, i had a terrible Freudian slip the other day".
2nd guy says "wtf is a Freudian slip?"
Well says the first lad, "it's when you mean to say something but you don't say what you mean, you say what you think or whats on your mind , ill give you an explanation "
"i was in the airport, collecting the young fella, he was coming in from Pittsburg, the huge breasted girl in the coffee shop being polite asked what i was doing there and i said #im collecting the young fella, whos coming in from TITS-BURG#
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Ah says the second old guy, i had one of them myself the other day...
I was having breakfast with the wife and what i meant to say was,
"could you pass me the salt",
but what i really said was "you ruined my life you b!Tch"
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Freudian Slip its called..
Two old guys are sitting in a bar taking, when one says to the other "jeez, i had a terrible Freudian slip the other day".
2nd guy says "wtf is a Freudian slip?"
Well says the first lad, "it's when you mean to say something but you don't say what you mean, you say what you think or whats on your mind , ill give you an explanation "
"i was in the airport, collecting the young fella, he was coming in from Pittsburg, the huge breasted girl in the coffee shop being polite asked what i was doing there and i said #im collecting the young fella, whos coming in from TITS-BURG#
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Ah says the second old guy, i had one of them myself the other day...
I was having breakfast with the wife and what i meant to say was,
"could you pass me the salt",
but what i really said was "you ruined my life you b!Tch"
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A Freudian Slip, yes that's the word |
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"Freudian Slip its called..
Two old guys are sitting in a bar taking, when one says to the other "jeez, i had a terrible Freudian slip the other day".
2nd guy says "wtf is a Freudian slip?"
Well says the first lad, "it's when you mean to say something but you don't say what you mean, you say what you think or whats on your mind , ill give you an explanation "
"i was in the airport, collecting the young fella, he was coming in from Pittsburg, the huge breasted girl in the coffee shop being polite asked what i was doing there and i said #im collecting the young fella, whos coming in from TITS-BURG#
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Ah says the second old guy, i had one of them myself the other day...
I was having breakfast with the wife and what i meant to say was,
"could you pass me the salt",
but what i really said was "you ruined my life you b!Tch"
A Freudian Slip, yes that's the word "
nothing wrong with an old slip of the tongue now and again |
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"I always have to think twice when ordering a 99 in case I ask for a 69.
After reading this, you'll be in the same boat 
Mrs "
Bite into the end of the cone and whalaa you have turned your 99 into a 69, you can eat from both ends! |
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"I’ve done it to the ice cream man asked for a 69 with chocolate sauce I don’t know who went more red
Did he give you one?  he did and I got a flake too
Filthy mare!  "
but green sauce is lovely on a ice cream |
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"I’ve done it to the ice cream man asked for a 69 with chocolate sauce I don’t know who went more red
Did he give you one? he did and I got a flake too
Filthy mare! but green sauce is lovely on a ice cream "
He should probably see a doctor about that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many years ago when my kids where small one of them brought home a note from school saying they need a particular book asap,
I thought I'd ring the local bookshop to see if they had it the shop is called Coughlans
I did not have the number so rang 11811 and asked for the number for
Booklands cockshop, mortified does not cover it
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Many years ago when my kids where small one of them brought home a note from school saying they need a particular book asap,
I thought I'd ring the local bookshop to see if they had it the shop is called Coughlans
I did not have the number so rang 11811 and asked for the number for
Booklands cockshop, mortified does not cover it
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Whooopsie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha... Trying going into your local barbers and asking for a wash, cut and blow job
Did you really? No ... really? "
Yup.. Going back a few years. I was slagging a mate who had received one the evening before and of course that was the word that stuck in my mind. In my defence... They are very similar..  |
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Many moons ago I was driving through my local town one morning. The streets were quiet and not much traffic on the road when I saw this car coming towards me and something looked out of place. As the car approached I made out it was a hand bag on the roof and as it got closer still I realised the driver was the mother of one of my clients. So being the Good Samaritan I am I texted said client and told her I just assed your mother in the car and she left her hand bag on the roof of the car |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna deliberately ask for a 69 just to see the reaction
Yeah right Tex "
Haha you don't know me very well but if get a great kick out of it.
Maybe I am a bit cheeky after all  |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"I'm gonna deliberately ask for a 69 just to see the reaction
Yeah right Tex
Haha you don't know me very well but if get a great kick out of it.
Maybe I am a bit cheeky after all "
Maybe under that cool exterior ... 
Just make sure they're over the age of consent |
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