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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For the single pringles also on dating apps....what are your instant turn offs/pic no nos?
Can't deal with pics with kids in 'em.
Pics with parents a bit weird also.
Bios listing all the things you shouldn't be....stuck up/obsessed with social media/not gym fit just a few gems I've come across!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Lads under six foot need not apply” always bug me because 1) I wish I was taller and 2) if I said something similar about a girls looks , weight etc I’d be called a pig  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Using pics that are clearly a decade old and you look nothing like that now used to annoy me when I was on them  Mrs C x "
Have you a younger brother perhaps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Group pics where you had to guess who the profile owner was turned me off when I was on those apps "
Oh that drives me up the walls, 25 pictures of her and her 7 friends. Not a single clue given as to which one she is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really bad quality photos..like if ya either can't take a photo in focus or this blurry mess is your best side I'm out.
If by your 4th pic I still have no clue which one you are....
People who outline the type of person they want in more detail than anything about themselves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah I was on pof for a while and one night in work the conversation started about dating apps, two guys I work with can't understand why I single so I showed them the offerings and there answer stay single.
Between group pics ( and as above its never the hot guy) or 400 miles away from the camera, wearing sunglasses, or a nice car they had their pic taken with.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a pic or you'll be deleted"... Says the pic less ones. The one word wonders too.. They start a conversation and it descends into mono syllablic tooth pulling exercise. |
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All of the above! And...
Wedding photos (I usually assume they are best man/groomsman but still)
Sport's team emblems as main picture
Pictures of couples when clearly stating single looking single
Can be good fun playing tinder bingo though - put all the dislikes on paper in a bingo card format, get your mates round (when it's safe to do so) & cast the app to the tv & a hilarious drinking game ensues |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Lads under six foot need not apply” always bug me because 1) I wish I was taller and 2) if I said something similar about a girls looks , weight etc I’d be called a pig "
Was actually thinking about that recently. You've made a great point borne out of personal experience. It's not their preference that bothers you, but the way it was expressed. Says more about them then you dude and it doesn't deserve a moments thought! |
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When instead of their college/ profession they say "School of hard knocks" or "Job: have one" 
"6'1 because apparently that matters" (as if men don't have 7,500 different physical preferences about women)
That car selfie that's taken from their lap and you can see up their nose
When they say they don't have a beard anymore but all their pics are with a beard... that's catfishing imo
"No drama" - just say you think women are irrational, saves us both time
"Fit & active seeking similar" - just say no fat chicks, you're not slick
"Overly competitive about: everything" time for therapy for you my friend
Full bio is in txtspk... don't even know HOW this is possible in 2021 because my phone corrects everything I type even if I'm intentionally using slang?? Just a very bizarre style choice for a 30+ yr old man
No pics, just all memes or "Only have one pic of myself haha " ... take some?
No pics all memes but they're those cringey BDSM ones... just have a normal profile and ask someone if they're kinky once you get chatting, it's 2021 you don't need to be in witness protection because you like rough sex
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single Dog ladies, no children- They expect a guy to be obedient as one of their dogs. Avoid completely if she has an affinity for some of the large and dangerous breeds. One wrong move while visiting at her place and her rothweiller or German shepherd babies will chew yer fuckin legs off.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tally ho horsey types who still believes it's her devine right to chase defenseless foxes through the countryside on horseback of a Sunday morning. She usually drives a clapped out range rover and wears an well worn Barbour jacket and calls everyone darling in her posh home counties boarding school accent. She is probably living in an old damp gatehouse on an estate once owned by her ancestors our former colonial masters. She's still on the lookout for a solvent gent to fund her lavish lifestyle, but she is on the wrong side of fifty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tally ho horsey types who still believes it's her devine right to chase defenseless foxes through the countryside on horseback of a Sunday morning. She usually drives a clapped out range rover and wears an well worn Barbour jacket and calls everyone darling in her posh home counties boarding school accent. She is probably living in an old damp gatehouse on an estate once owned by her ancestors our former colonial masters. She's still on the lookout for a solvent gent to fund her lavish lifestyle, but she is on the wrong side of fifty. "
Thats not specific at all......
I'm sure she unmatched by mistake  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Single Dog ladies, no children- They expect a guy to be obedient as one of their dogs. Avoid completely if she has an affinity for some of the large and dangerous breeds. One wrong move while visiting at her place and her rothweiller or German shepherd babies will chew yer fuckin legs off. "
Don't be silly...
Can train kids to do same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another red flag on dating sites to avoid are- Pretentious arty farty types. On her profile she usually states she is a creative person working in the arts, in reality she's only ever had a small walk on part in her local community theatre group, or as an extra in Fair city. She probably knew a few people who are bonafide actors and artistic directors, who once invited her to a green room celebration until she drank way too much free booze and managed to embarrassed herself. During her only trip to Paris she visited the Louvre, and she has a few poorly executed acrylic paintings proudly hanging on her wall that she did on a Fas course ten years ago.
If you date her you will be forced to attend the next amateurish production of her local theatre group, and most likely die of boredom or hypothermia while waiting with bated breath for her ten seconds part. Arty farties,you just gotta luv em
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group pictures, and kids not only with kids but of kids only, i mean wtf lol.
Also things that annoy me is how its okay in this woke equal time for girls to say things that if guys said we would be total bastards.
What impresses me the most is casual picture, no need for glam night out picture. i'd be seeing the girl 95% of time not in a pub or club and a simple bio |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Another red flag on dating sites to avoid are- Pretentious arty farty types. On her profile she usually states she is a creative person working in the arts, in reality she's only ever had a small walk on part in her local community theatre group, or as an extra in Fair city. She probably knew a few people who are bonafide actors and artistic directors, who once invited her to a green room celebration until she drank way too much free booze and managed to embarrassed herself. During her only trip to Paris she visited the Louvre, and she has a few poorly executed acrylic paintings proudly hanging on her wall that she did on a Fas course ten years ago.
If you date her you will be forced to attend the next amateurish production of her local theatre group, and most likely die of boredom or hypothermia while waiting with bated breath for her ten seconds part. Arty farties,you just gotta luv em
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Generalise much? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My dating profile is pretty good until they read the part where it says do I have kids then run for the hills when I say how many "
37 kids will have that effect alright.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dating profile is pretty good until they read the part where it says do I have kids then run for the hills when I say how many "
Have to agree with that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the 40 plus single guy ones that are taken in bedrooms that no way a single guy would have that type of flowery bedclothes, like seriously, what guy buys bright green bedlinen with red roses on it...
Yeah i look at all the pictures, sometimes it hurts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the 40 plus single guy ones that are taken in bedrooms that no way a single guy would have that type of flowery bedclothes, like seriously, what guy buys bright green bedlinen with red roses on it...
Yeah i look at all the pictures, sometimes it hurts "
You look at the guy profiles on dating apps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the 40 plus single guy ones that are taken in bedrooms that no way a single guy would have that type of flowery bedclothes, like seriously, what guy buys bright green bedlinen with red roses on it...
Yeah i look at all the pictures, sometimes it hurts "
When they are on Sale |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the 40 plus single guy ones that are taken in bedrooms that no way a single guy would have that type of flowery bedclothes, like seriously, what guy buys bright green bedlinen with red roses on it...
Yeah i look at all the pictures, sometimes it hurts
You look at the guy profiles on dating apps?"
Look.... Up there, yes, i said it, sometimes i look at the pictures on very strange profiles,does it mean i will spend my life with them, dont think so, but you would never know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the 40 plus single guy ones that are taken in bedrooms that no way a single guy would have that type of flowery bedclothes, like seriously, what guy buys bright green bedlinen with red roses on it...
Yeah i look at all the pictures, sometimes it hurts
You look at the guy profiles on dating apps?
Look.... Up there, yes, i said it, sometimes i look at the pictures on very strange profiles,does it mean i will spend my life with them, dont think so, but you would never know "
Fair enough...
I get on here where guys profiles show up regardless of your settings.
I just never thought to select searching for men on tinder to see their bed sheets is all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the 40 plus single guy ones that are taken in bedrooms that no way a single guy would have that type of flowery bedclothes, like seriously, what guy buys bright green bedlinen with red roses on it...
Yeah i look at all the pictures, sometimes it hurts "
Lol this is true, or the bathroom pic taken in the mirror which had shampoo or body lotion that only women buy.
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"Another red flag on dating sites to avoid are- Pretentious arty farty types. On her profile she usually states she is a creative person working in the arts, in reality she's only ever had a small walk on part in her local community theatre group, or as an extra in Fair city. She probably knew a few people who are bonafide actors and artistic directors, who once invited her to a green room celebration until she drank way too much free booze and managed to embarrassed herself. During her only trip to Paris she visited the Louvre, and she has a few poorly executed acrylic paintings proudly hanging on her wall that she did on a Fas course ten years ago.
If you date her you will be forced to attend the next amateurish production of her local theatre group, and most likely die of boredom or hypothermia while waiting with bated breath for her ten seconds part. Arty farties,you just gotta luv em
Generalise much? "
Thread: whats annoying to see on dating profiles?
This guy: *several essays on types of women he doesn't like* |
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"I love the 40 plus single guy ones that are taken in bedrooms that no way a single guy would have that type of flowery bedclothes, like seriously, what guy buys bright green bedlinen with red roses on it...
Yeah i look at all the pictures, sometimes it hurts "
Maybe they live at home still, mams LOVE a floral duvet set |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely the advertising their own insta annoys the shite out of me, and when you match with someone and they just dont bother replying...if they're not interested why hit the like button?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Id I am on an app like Tinder pictures of little feckless dogs or cats, scenery or a multitude of kids. Here it's pics of gangbangs or someone with three or four guys at the same time. Fine if that's what rocks you but just how many men at once do you need or want! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the 40 plus single guy ones that are taken in bedrooms that no way a single guy would have that type of flowery bedclothes, like seriously, what guy buys bright green bedlinen with red roses on it...
Yeah i look at all the pictures, sometimes it hurts
You look at the guy profiles on dating apps?
Look.... Up there, yes, i said it, sometimes i look at the pictures on very strange profiles,does it mean i will spend my life with them, dont think so, but you would never know
Fair enough...
I get on here where guys profiles show up regardless of your settings.
I just never thought to select searching for men on tinder to see their bed sheets is all"
I just think its funny, check it out |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
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"Id I am on an app like Tinder pictures of little feckless dogs or cats, scenery or a multitude of kids. Here it's pics of gangbangs or someone with three or four guys at the same time. Fine if that's what rocks you but just how many men at once do you need or want! "
All of them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id I am on an app like Tinder pictures of little feckless dogs or cats, scenery or a multitude of kids. Here it's pics of gangbangs or someone with three or four guys at the same time. Fine if that's what rocks you but just how many men at once do you need or want!
All of them "
Share ffs!!! |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
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"Id I am on an app like Tinder pictures of little feckless dogs or cats, scenery or a multitude of kids. Here it's pics of gangbangs or someone with three or four guys at the same time. Fine if that's what rocks you but just how many men at once do you need or want!
All of them
Share ffs!!! "
Must I? |
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"Id I am on an app like Tinder pictures of little feckless dogs or cats, scenery or a multitude of kids. Here it's pics of gangbangs or someone with three or four guys at the same time. Fine if that's what rocks you but just how many men at once do you need or want! "
A L L |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know it must be very annoying for most of us and am happy that no need to use any dating app anymore!
They are useless
Better to find like-minded people on any swinger site or like in my case, paying more attention for the neighbours
My actual sympathy fem is my neighbour, and she was the one who was a huntress.
An old quote saying: the happiness can be found just around the corner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Better to find like-minded people on any swinger site
Guys REALLY don't like it when you say you're open to dating on a swing site ... they get very nervous "
Hahaha seriously?
I have to do the experiment with a few male friends.
I cant wait for their shocking reactions!
Hahaha
I bet what first question would be: would you give it a try?
Oh dear! I cant wait! |
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"When instead of their college/ profession they say "School of hard knocks" or "Job: have one"
"6'1 because apparently that matters" (as if men don't have 7,500 different physical preferences about women)
That car selfie that's taken from their lap and you can see up their nose
When they say they don't have a beard anymore but all their pics are with a beard... that's catfishing imo
"No drama" - just say you think women are irrational, saves us both time
"Fit & active seeking similar" - just say no fat chicks, you're not slick
"Overly competitive about: everything" time for therapy for you my friend
Full bio is in txtspk... don't even know HOW this is possible in 2021 because my phone corrects everything I type even if I'm intentionally using slang?? Just a very bizarre style choice for a 30+ yr old man
No pics, just all memes or "Only have one pic of myself haha " ... take some?
No pics all memes but they're those cringey BDSM ones... just have a normal profile and ask someone if they're kinky once you get chatting, it's 2021 you don't need to be in witness protection because you like rough sex
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All of the above  |
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"Another red flag on dating sites to avoid are- Pretentious arty farty types. On her profile she usually states she is a creative person working in the arts, in reality she's only ever had a small walk on part in her local community theatre group, or as an extra in Fair city. She probably knew a few people who are bonafide actors and artistic directors, who once invited her to a green room celebration until she drank way too much free booze and managed to embarrassed herself. During her only trip to Paris she visited the Louvre, and she has a few poorly executed acrylic paintings proudly hanging on her wall that she did on a Fas course ten years ago.
If you date her you will be forced to attend the next amateurish production of her local theatre group, and most likely die of boredom or hypothermia while waiting with bated breath for her ten seconds part. Arty farties,you just gotta luv em
Generalise much? "
He seems so angry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pictures of anything other than yourself. Why....ur on a dating trying to sell yourself. You wouldn't go buy a car with out seeing pictures 1st.
Old pictures...nope.
Pictures where you need to guess which one you are.
Or pictures that are distance or unclear. |
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Not knowing what the person looks like, whether that be through poor quality photos, group pics, filters etc.
Everyone is entitled to put their best foot forward, but it's not a place to be overly coy with simple information.
Being negative, i.e. listing all the traits you're not looking for.
Optimism is needed in this space! |
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