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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
Make a wish, the next person to post must grant it but they must put a "add on" to the wish that ruins it!
For example.
(I post) I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!
(next person might reply) Granted but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.
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I wish I had 2 delicious men in bed with me  |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"Make a wish, the next person to post must grant it but they must put a "add on" to the wish that ruins it!
For example.
(I post) I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!
(next person might reply) Granted but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.
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I wish I had 2 delicious men in bed with me "
Granted! Those 2 men are Enda Kenny and Brian Cowen, horned up and ready to go.
I wish I could meet each of my Fab hotlist on rotation each weeekend and have my wicked way with them  |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Make a wish, the next person to post must grant it but they must put a "add on" to the wish that ruins it!
For example.
(I post) I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!
(next person might reply) Granted but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.
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I wish I had 2 delicious men in bed with me
Granted! Those 2 men are Enda Kenny and Brian Cowen, horned up and ready to go.
I wish I could meet each of my Fab hotlist on rotation each weeekend and have my wicked way with them "
That was far more evil than I expected 
Granted but you’ve been catfished by every one of them and are doomed to have your wicked way with 85 year old men for the foreseeable. |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"I wish I had a dog or 5  "
Granted - but all 5 dogs cannot be house trained properly and end up shitting all over your floors for the rest of their days...
I wish I was boarding an expensive all-invlusive cruise around the Mediterranean for the next week |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I wish I had a dog or 5
Granted - but all 5 dogs cannot be house trained properly and end up shitting all over your floors for the rest of their days...
I wish I was boarding an expensive all-invlusive cruise around the Mediterranean for the next week"
But its a saga holiday cruise for the over 80's
I wish I had a motorbike |
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"I wish I had a dog or 5
But your poop bags are all the cheapest ones ever made and disintegrate in your hand.
I wish I didn’t have to work weekends at all. "
You don't have to work weekends.
You just got fired! |
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"I wish I had a dog or 5
Granted - but all 5 dogs cannot be house trained properly and end up shitting all over your floors for the rest of their days...
I wish I was boarding an expensive all-invlusive cruise around the Mediterranean for the next week
But its a saga holiday cruise for the over 80's
I wish I had a motorbike "
You can have your motorbike.
It's a 1986 GS 125 with a seized engine & buckled wheels! |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"I wish I had a dog or 5
Granted - but all 5 dogs cannot be house trained properly and end up shitting all over your floors for the rest of their days...
I wish I was boarding an expensive all-invlusive cruise around the Mediterranean for the next week
But its a saga holiday cruise for the over 80's
I wish I had a motorbike "
Granted but it is neon pink and can only make right turns.
I wish the hairdressers were open |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"I wish I had a dog or 5
Granted - but all 5 dogs cannot be house trained properly and end up shitting all over your floors for the rest of their days...
I wish I was boarding an expensive all-invlusive cruise around the Mediterranean for the next week
But its a saga holiday cruise for the over 80's
I wish I had a motorbike
Granted but it is neon pink and can only make right turns.
I wish the hairdressers were open "
Granted but all the hairdressers have dildos for hands and end up doing a shite job!
I wish I could meet my mates for a pint amd a chat this afternoon |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"I wish I had a dog or 5
Granted - but all 5 dogs cannot be house trained properly and end up shitting all over your floors for the rest of their days...
I wish I was boarding an expensive all-invlusive cruise around the Mediterranean for the next week
But its a saga holiday cruise for the over 80's
I wish I had a motorbike
Granted but it is neon pink and can only make right turns.
I wish the hairdressers were open
Granted but all the hairdressers have dildos for hands and end up doing a shite job!
I wish I could meet my mates for a pint amd a chat this afternoon"
Granted but the pints taste like piss cause the taps haven’t been used in so long.
I wish for the weather to stay nice all week |
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"I wish I had a dog or 5
Granted - but all 5 dogs cannot be house trained properly and end up shitting all over your floors for the rest of their days...
I wish I was boarding an expensive all-invlusive cruise around the Mediterranean for the next week
But its a saga holiday cruise for the over 80's
I wish I had a motorbike
Granted but it is neon pink and can only make right turns.
I wish the hairdressers were open
Granted but all the hairdressers have dildos for hands and end up doing a shite job!
I wish I could meet my mates for a pint amd a chat this afternoon
Granted but the pints taste like piss cause the taps haven’t been used in so long.
I wish for the weather to stay nice all week "
Granted, but it's nice weather for the ducks
Wish I had some breakfast in bed here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, but it's nice weather for the ducks
Wish I had some breakfast in bed here"
Granted but the rice krispies are stale and we've ran out of milk!
Wish I never had to shave or wax! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, but it's nice weather for the ducks
Wish I had some breakfast in bed here
Granted but the rice krispies are stale and we've ran out of milk!
Wish I never had to shave or wax! "
Granted but your 6 years old forever
I wish things were back to normal again |
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Granted, but it's nice weather for the ducks
Wish I had some breakfast in bed here
Granted but the rice krispies are stale and we've ran out of milk!
Wish I never had to shave or wax! "
Like the we part 
Granted, you now have hair so thick no razor will cut and no wax can pull
Wish I won an all inclusive holiday to Bora Bora |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
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Granted, but it's nice weather for the ducks
Wish I had some breakfast in bed here
Granted but the rice krispies are stale and we've ran out of milk!
Wish I never had to shave or wax!
Like the we part
Granted, you now have hair so thick no razor will cut and no wax can pull
Wish I won an all inclusive holiday to Bora Bora "
Granted but it’s Bora Bora, Co Leitrim. Sheep for days!
I wish I could fly |
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Granted, but it's nice weather for the ducks
Wish I had some breakfast in bed here
Granted but the rice krispies are stale and we've ran out of milk!
Wish I never had to shave or wax!
Like the we part
Granted, you now have hair so thick no razor will cut and no wax can pull
Wish I won an all inclusive holiday to Bora Bora
Granted but it’s Bora Bora, Co Leitrim. Sheep for days!
I wish I could fly"
Granted, you are now a seagull |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
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Granted, but it's nice weather for the ducks
Wish I had some breakfast in bed here
Granted but the rice krispies are stale and we've ran out of milk!
Wish I never had to shave or wax!
Like the we part
Granted, you now have hair so thick no razor will cut and no wax can pull
Wish I won an all inclusive holiday to Bora Bora
Granted but it’s Bora Bora, Co Leitrim. Sheep for days!
I wish I could fly
Granted, you are now a seagull "
Yesssss I get to steal peoples food |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I wish I had an admantium skeleton and claws to match
Granted but there was a malfunction and your claws and ears have switched places.
I wish teleportation had been invented"
It does but you keep getting teleported back to the start of the first lockdown.
I wish I got a night away with a sexy friend |
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By *ablo57Man
over a year ago
Tipperary/Limerick |
"I wish I had an admantium skeleton and claws to match
Granted but there was a malfunction and your claws and ears have switched places.
I wish teleportation had been invented
It does but you keep getting teleported back to the start of the first lockdown.
I wish I got a night away with a sexy friend "
Granted, but you are both in straight jackets tied to chairs at opposite sides of the room.
I wish we could all travel freely like we did 18 months ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I had an admantium skeleton and claws to match
Granted but there was a malfunction and your claws and ears have switched places.
I wish teleportation had been invented
It does but you keep getting teleported back to the start of the first lockdown.
I wish I got a night away with a sexy friend "
Granted... but you just got covid and must stay away from one another.
I wish for nothing at all
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"I wish I had an admantium skeleton and claws to match
Granted but there was a malfunction and your claws and ears have switched places.
I wish teleportation had been invented
It does but you keep getting teleported back to the start of the first lockdown.
I wish I got a night away with a sexy friend
Granted... but you just got covid and must stay away from one another.
I wish for nothing at all
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Granted, the universe has vanished and you are all alone in the void.
I wish upon a star |
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"I wish I had an admantium skeleton and claws to match
Granted but there was a malfunction and your claws and ears have switched places.
I wish teleportation had been invented
It does but you keep getting teleported back to the start of the first lockdown.
I wish I got a night away with a sexy friend
Granted... but you just got covid and must stay away from one another.
I wish for nothing at all
Granted, the universe has vanished and you are all alone in the void.
I wish upon a star"
Granted.. .but the star is Twink! I wish I had a creamy fresh pint of Guinness!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I had an admantium skeleton and claws to match
Granted but there was a malfunction and your claws and ears have switched places.
I wish teleportation had been invented
It does but you keep getting teleported back to the start of the first lockdown.
I wish I got a night away with a sexy friend
Granted... but you just got covid and must stay away from one another.
I wish for nothing at all
Granted, the universe has vanished and you are all alone in the void.
I wish upon a star
Granted.. .but the star is Twink! I wish I had a creamy fresh pint of Guinness!! "
Granted and I've just put a head on it for you |
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"I wish to be middle spoon with two sexy bi ladies in a super king bed 
Granted but it's a water bed and it's punctured .
I wish I won the lotto ."
Well done, you got three numbers
I wish to party like it's 1999 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish to be middle spoon with two sexy bi ladies in a super king bed
Granted but it's a water bed and it's punctured .
I wish I won the lotto .
Well done, you got three numbers
I wish to party like it's 1999"
Granted but you were only 15 then so you're not allowed in.
I wish I was lying on the nude beach in Gran Canaria right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish to be middle spoon with two sexy bi ladies in a super king bed
Granted but it's a water bed and it's punctured .
I wish I won the lotto .
Well done, you got three numbers
I wish to party like it's 1999
Granted but you were only 15 then so you're not allowed in.
I wish I was lying on the nude beach in Gran Canaria right now "
Tsunami wave, 200ft high on the horizon.
I wish i could travel back in time and meet the Marilyn Monroe for some fun |
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"I wish to be middle spoon with two sexy bi ladies in a super king bed
Granted but it's a water bed and it's punctured .
I wish I won the lotto .
Well done, you got three numbers
I wish to party like it's 1999
Granted but you were only 15 then so you're not allowed in.
I wish I was lying on the nude beach in Gran Canaria right now
Tsunami wave, 200ft high on the horizon.
I wish i could travel back in time and meet the Marilyn Monroe for some fun "
Granted, but its the day after she passed away.
My wish is Cork would win this years all ireland in hurling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can no one stretch to a cork win....anyone...anyone
Granted but it's the Junior Championship!
Wish I looked like Natalie Portman! "
Granted but only your reflections look like her
I wish I never forget my keys/wallet ever again |
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"can no one stretch to a cork win....anyone...anyone
Granted but it's the Junior Championship!
Wish I looked like Natalie Portman!
Granted but only your reflections look like her
I wish I never forget my keys/wallet ever again"
Granted, they're grafted to your ball sack
I wish for a pot to piss in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can no one stretch to a cork win....anyone...anyone
Granted but it's the Junior Championship!
Wish I looked like Natalie Portman!
Granted but only your reflections look like her
I wish I never forget my keys/wallet ever again
Granted, they're grafted to your ball sack
I wish for a pot to piss in"
Granted but the pot only holds a spoonful
Wish I was getting the ride tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can no one stretch to a cork win....anyone...anyone
Granted but it's the Junior Championship!
Wish I looked like Natalie Portman!
Granted but only your reflections look like her
I wish I never forget my keys/wallet ever again
Granted, they're grafted to your ball sack
I wish for a pot to piss in"
The pot you piss in funnels back into your shower
I dream of a holiday abroad! |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Both granted, fabguy you're off to England for a week with fast lad balls deep in you
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow
Granted,everyday is Monday
I wish I cared"
Granted but you now care too much and go around blurry eyed from crying.
I wish I had another Easter egg |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Both granted, fabguy you're off to England for a week with fast lad balls deep in you
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow
Granted,everyday is Monday
I wish I cared
Granted but you now care too much and go around blurry eyed from crying.
I wish I had another Easter egg "
Granted but you become dairy intolerant .
I wish I was off tomorrow . |
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"Both granted, fabguy you're off to England for a week with fast lad balls deep in you
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow
Granted,everyday is Monday
I wish I cared
Granted but you now care too much and go around blurry eyed from crying.
I wish I had another Easter egg
Granted but you become dairy intolerant .
I wish I was off tomorrow ."
Granted, you're fired
I wish for eternal life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both granted, fabguy you're off to England for a week with fast lad balls deep in you
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow
Granted,everyday is Monday
I wish I cared
Granted but you now care too much and go around blurry eyed from crying.
I wish I had another Easter egg
Granted but you become dairy intolerant .
I wish I was off tomorrow .
Granted, you're fired
I wish for eternal life "
Granted. But then the word ended and you’re all alone
I wish cream eggs were made all year round  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Both granted, fabguy you're off to England for a week with fast lad balls deep in you
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow
Granted,everyday is Monday
I wish I cared
Granted but you now care too much and go around blurry eyed from crying.
I wish I had another Easter egg
Granted but you become dairy intolerant .
I wish I was off tomorrow .
Granted, you're fired
I wish for eternal life
Granted. But then the word ended and you’re all alone
I wish cream eggs were made all year round "
Granted but they melt before you get to eat any .
I wish I could eat what I want and not put on weight |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Both granted, fabguy you're off to England for a week with fast lad balls deep in you
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow
Granted,everyday is Monday
I wish I cared
Granted but you now care too much and go around blurry eyed from crying.
I wish I had another Easter egg
Granted but you become dairy intolerant .
I wish I was off tomorrow .
Granted, you're fired
I wish for eternal life
Granted. But then the word ended and you’re all alone
I wish cream eggs were made all year round
Granted but they melt before you get to eat any .
I wish I could eat what I want and not put on weight "
Granted but you also don’t absorb nutrients and constantly feel unwell 
I wish men had periods instead of women |
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"Both granted, fabguy you're off to England for a week with fast lad balls deep in you
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow
Granted,everyday is Monday
I wish I cared
Granted but you now care too much and go around blurry eyed from crying.
I wish I had another Easter egg
Granted but you become dairy intolerant .
I wish I was off tomorrow .
Granted, you're fired
I wish for eternal life
Granted. But then the word ended and you’re all alone
I wish cream eggs were made all year round
Granted but they melt before you get to eat any .
I wish I could eat what I want and not put on weight
Granted but you also don’t absorb nutrients and constantly feel unwell
I wish men had periods instead of women "
Granted but now you're a man
I wish I'd been here to join the thing game |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"granted, but now your a Thing
I wish the weather this weekend would last a few more days"
Granted but you get sunburned head to toe and have to stay inside for the rest of the summer.
I wish someone would take my makeup off for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"granted, but now your a Thing
I wish the weather this weekend would last a few more days
Granted but you get sunburned head to toe and have to stay inside for the rest of the summer.
I wish someone would take my makeup off for me "
Granted but they use all the white leather stain removal suggestions!
I wish I could see into the future.. |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"granted, but now your a Thing
I wish the weather this weekend would last a few more days
Granted but you get sunburned head to toe and have to stay inside for the rest of the summer.
I wish someone would take my makeup off for me
Granted but they use all the white leather stain removal suggestions!
I wish I could see into the future.. "
Granted but it scares you so much you become mute!
I wish the stain on my white leather runners would come off! |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"granted, but now your a Thing
I wish the weather this weekend would last a few more days
Granted but you get sunburned head to toe and have to stay inside for the rest of the summer.
I wish someone would take my makeup off for me
Granted but they use all the white leather stain removal suggestions!
I wish I could see into the future..
Granted but it scares you so much you become mute!
I wish the stain on my white leather runners would come off!"
Granted but you then lose both your feet in a terrible accident
I really wish I had work off tomorrow... |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"granted, but now your a Thing
I wish the weather this weekend would last a few more days
Granted but you get sunburned head to toe and have to stay inside for the rest of the summer.
I wish someone would take my makeup off for me
Granted but they use all the white leather stain removal suggestions!
I wish I could see into the future..
Granted but it scares you so much you become mute!
I wish the stain on my white leather runners would come off!
Granted but you then lose both your feet in a terrible accident
I really wish I had work off tomorrow..."
Granted but you have to work every other day for the rest of your life.
I wish I could sleep in tomorrow |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"granted, but now your a Thing
I wish the weather this weekend would last a few more days
Granted but you get sunburned head to toe and have to stay inside for the rest of the summer.
I wish someone would take my makeup off for me
Granted but they use all the white leather stain removal suggestions!
I wish I could see into the future..
Granted but it scares you so much you become mute!
I wish the stain on my white leather runners would come off!
Granted but you then lose both your feet in a terrible accident
I really wish I had work off tomorrow...
Granted but you have to work every other day for the rest of your life.
I wish I could sleep in tomorrow "
Granted... but I'm also in the bed for this lie-in
I wish my dog stopped going apeshit at every single noise he hears outside |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"granted, but now your a Thing
I wish the weather this weekend would last a few more days
Granted but you get sunburned head to toe and have to stay inside for the rest of the summer.
I wish someone would take my makeup off for me
Granted but they use all the white leather stain removal suggestions!
I wish I could see into the future..
Granted but it scares you so much you become mute!
I wish the stain on my white leather runners would come off!
Granted but you then lose both your feet in a terrible accident
I really wish I had work off tomorrow...
Granted but you have to work every other day for the rest of your life.
I wish I could sleep in tomorrow
Granted... but I'm also in the bed for this lie-in
I wish my dog stopped going apeshit at every single noise he hears outside"
Granted, your dog comes to live with me
I wish I could think of more wishes |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
Granted, but a sudden blindness comes over you and you can't fully experience them as you wanted!
I wish I got a random knock on the door from any of my Fab hotlist for a quickie during lunch tomorrow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, but a sudden blindness comes over you and you can't fully experience them as you wanted!
I wish I got a random knock on the door from any of my Fab hotlist for a quickie during lunch tomorrow..."
Granted but quickie lasts fraction of a second only.
I wish for ice cream right now.. |
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"Granted, but a sudden blindness comes over you and you can't fully experience them as you wanted!
I wish I got a random knock on the door from any of my Fab hotlist for a quickie during lunch tomorrow...
Granted but quickie lasts fraction of a second only.
I wish for ice cream right now.. "
granted but its banana
I wish for a night in the pub with great company |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Granted, but a sudden blindness comes over you and you can't fully experience them as you wanted!
I wish I got a random knock on the door from any of my Fab hotlist for a quickie during lunch tomorrow...
Granted but quickie lasts fraction of a second only.
I wish for ice cream right now..
granted but its banana
I wish for a night in the pub with great company"
Granted
I wish for a night of hot n steamy sex |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"Granted, but a sudden blindness comes over you and you can't fully experience them as you wanted!
I wish I got a random knock on the door from any of my Fab hotlist for a quickie during lunch tomorrow...
Granted but quickie lasts fraction of a second only.
I wish for ice cream right now..
granted but its banana
I wish for a night in the pub with great company"
Granted, but the lines aren't in great nick after lockdown and all the pints taste shite.
I wish someone would come along and finish all the work in my back garden that I'm halfway through |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Granted, but a sudden blindness comes over you and you can't fully experience them as you wanted!
I wish I got a random knock on the door from any of my Fab hotlist for a quickie during lunch tomorrow...
Granted but quickie lasts fraction of a second only.
I wish for ice cream right now..
granted but its banana
I wish for a night in the pub with great company
Granted, but the lines aren't in great nick after lockdown and all the pints taste shite.
I wish someone would come along and finish all the work in my back garden that I'm halfway through"
Granted but the problem is transferred to your front garden.
I wish I had gone to sleep half an hour ago |
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"Granted, but a sudden blindness comes over you and you can't fully experience them as you wanted!
I wish I got a random knock on the door from any of my Fab hotlist for a quickie during lunch tomorrow...
Granted but quickie lasts fraction of a second only.
I wish for ice cream right now..
granted but its banana
I wish for a night in the pub with great company
Granted, but the lines aren't in great nick after lockdown and all the pints taste shite.
I wish someone would come along and finish all the work in my back garden that I'm halfway through
Granted but the problem is transferred to your front garden.
I wish I had gone to sleep half an hour ago "
Granted but ya miss much craic!
Wish I could freeze time as and when I wish. |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"Granted, but a sudden blindness comes over you and you can't fully experience them as you wanted!
I wish I got a random knock on the door from any of my Fab hotlist for a quickie during lunch tomorrow...
Granted but quickie lasts fraction of a second only.
I wish for ice cream right now..
granted but its banana
I wish for a night in the pub with great company
Granted, but the lines aren't in great nick after lockdown and all the pints taste shite.
I wish someone would come along and finish all the work in my back garden that I'm halfway through
Granted but the problem is transferred to your front garden.
I wish I had gone to sleep half an hour ago "
Granted but oh no I'm in your bed again half asleep myself but poking you in the leg with an awkward horn
I wish for a cracking sunny day again tomorrow where I finish work early, throw on my shorts and stroll down the shops for an ice-cream  |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Granted, but a sudden blindness comes over you and you can't fully experience them as you wanted!
I wish I got a random knock on the door from any of my Fab hotlist for a quickie during lunch tomorrow...
Granted but quickie lasts fraction of a second only.
I wish for ice cream right now..
granted but its banana
I wish for a night in the pub with great company
Granted, but the lines aren't in great nick after lockdown and all the pints taste shite.
I wish someone would come along and finish all the work in my back garden that I'm halfway through
Granted but the problem is transferred to your front garden.
I wish I had gone to sleep half an hour ago
Granted but ya miss much craic!
Wish I could freeze time as and when I wish. "
Granted but a puppy dies everytime you freeze time
I wish work only last 4 hours per day |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Granted, but a sudden blindness comes over you and you can't fully experience them as you wanted!
I wish I got a random knock on the door from any of my Fab hotlist for a quickie during lunch tomorrow...
Granted but quickie lasts fraction of a second only.
I wish for ice cream right now..
granted but its banana
I wish for a night in the pub with great company
Granted, but the lines aren't in great nick after lockdown and all the pints taste shite.
I wish someone would come along and finish all the work in my back garden that I'm halfway through
Granted but the problem is transferred to your front garden.
I wish I had gone to sleep half an hour ago
Granted but oh no I'm in your bed again half asleep myself but poking you in the leg with an awkward horn
I wish for a cracking sunny day again tomorrow where I finish work early, throw on my shorts and stroll down the shops for an ice-cream "
Granted but all the ice cream tastes like rotting fish
See above for wish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Granted but a puppy dies everytime you freeze time
I wish work only last 4 hours per day"
Granted but you must work 2 jobs every day 
Wish we could end this addictive game! |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
" Granted but a puppy dies everytime you freeze time
I wish work only last 4 hours per day
Granted but you must work 2 jobs every day
Wish we could end this addictive game! "
Evil woman
Granted but a new more addictive one starts immediately
I wish I could think of more forum games |
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" Granted but a puppy dies everytime you freeze time
I wish work only last 4 hours per day
Granted but you must work 2 jobs every day
Wish we could end this addictive game!
Evil woman
Granted but a new more addictive one starts immediately
I wish I could think of more forum games"
Granted...but they are all terrible shit games and you get bombarded with tons of hate mail and dick pics because of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Granted but a puppy dies everytime you freeze time
I wish work only last 4 hours per day
Granted but you must work 2 jobs every day
Wish we could end this addictive game!
Evil woman
Granted but a new more addictive one starts immediately
I wish I could think of more forum games"
Granted but you have to think of a minimum of 50 and post in each one 10 times a day
I wish I could have a superpower in the morning |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
" Granted but a puppy dies everytime you freeze time
I wish work only last 4 hours per day
Granted but you must work 2 jobs every day
Wish we could end this addictive game!
Evil woman
Granted but a new more addictive one starts immediately
I wish I could think of more forum games
Granted but you have to think of a minimum of 50 and post in each one 10 times a day
I wish I could have a superpower in the morning "
Granted!
You have a new superpower 
It's called being Mum and keeping the house clean and all laundry done and put away in an orderly fashion.
Well done you. Enjoy your superpower
For the ladies, I do the cooking and floor cleaning here, in case you're wondering why they weren't included. Well, she can't do everything, apparently
Superpower I want is to cure cancer in all forms
That's it!
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"I wish we could restart this game
granted, but your controller is broken
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I wish I had a good, deep, relaxing, deep tissue full body massage... "
Granted, but your masseuse has sandpaper hands...
I wish I'd just arrived at a sunny all-inclusive resort for a 2-week stay. |
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"I wish we could restart this game
granted, but your controller is broken
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I wish I had a good, deep, relaxing, deep tissue full body massage...
Granted, but your masseuse has sandpaper hands...
I wish I'd just arrived at a sunny all-inclusive resort for a 2-week stay."
Granted, but it's an all nude resort and it's fully booked for you and your closest 50 living relations for a family reunion.. volleyball at 11
I wish I was still in bed. |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"I wish we could restart this game
granted, but your controller is broken
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I wish I had a good, deep, relaxing, deep tissue full body massage...
Granted, but your masseuse has sandpaper hands...
I wish I'd just arrived at a sunny all-inclusive resort for a 2-week stay.
Granted, but it's an all nude resort and it's fully booked for you and your closest 50 living relations for a family reunion.. volleyball at 11
I wish I was still in bed. "
Granted but it’s a bed of nettles
I wish I could have a nap |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"I wish we could restart this game
granted, but your controller is broken
---
I wish I had a good, deep, relaxing, deep tissue full body massage...
Granted, but your masseuse has sandpaper hands...
I wish I'd just arrived at a sunny all-inclusive resort for a 2-week stay.
Granted, but it's an all nude resort and it's fully booked for you and your closest 50 living relations for a family reunion.. volleyball at 11
I wish I was still in bed.
Granted but it’s a bed of nettles
I wish I could have a nap"
Granted but you wake from the nap with pulsing wrists resting on your face
I wish for BBQ & shorts weather for the upcoming long weekender... |
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"I wish we could restart this game
granted, but your controller is broken
---
I wish I had a good, deep, relaxing, deep tissue full body massage...
Granted, but your masseuse has sandpaper hands...
I wish I'd just arrived at a sunny all-inclusive resort for a 2-week stay.
Granted, but it's an all nude resort and it's fully booked for you and your closest 50 living relations for a family reunion.. volleyball at 11
I wish I was still in bed.
Granted but it’s a bed of nettles
I wish I could have a nap
Granted but you wake from the nap with pulsing wrists resting on your face
I wish for BBQ & shorts weather for the upcoming long weekender..."
Granted but I want to hire you as a cook so you will spend all day as a cook on my beach party this weekend! 
I wish to win lotto and buy a cottage house in Thailand with a lot of land |
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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago
Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun |
"I wish we could restart this game
granted, but your controller is broken
---
I wish I had a good, deep, relaxing, deep tissue full body massage...
Granted, but your masseuse has sandpaper hands...
I wish I'd just arrived at a sunny all-inclusive resort for a 2-week stay.
Granted, but it's an all nude resort and it's fully booked for you and your closest 50 living relations for a family reunion.. volleyball at 11
I wish I was still in bed.
Granted but it’s a bed of nettles
I wish I could have a nap
Granted but you wake from the nap with pulsing wrists resting on your face
I wish for BBQ & shorts weather for the upcoming long weekender...
Granted but I want to hire you as a cook so you will spend all day as a cook on my beach party this weekend!
I wish to win lotto and buy a cottage house in Thailand with a lot of land "
Granted, but a sudden acceleration of climate change causes a financial meltdown, and rising sea levels cover all your land, and half way up your once cute little cottage.
I want a world where Naturism takes over, and men can finally be comfortable bringing around big macho hand bags, I mean satchel bags, because we've no pockets any more. |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"I wish we could restart this game
granted, but your controller is broken
---
I wish I had a good, deep, relaxing, deep tissue full body massage...
Granted, but your masseuse has sandpaper hands...
I wish I'd just arrived at a sunny all-inclusive resort for a 2-week stay.
Granted, but it's an all nude resort and it's fully booked for you and your closest 50 living relations for a family reunion.. volleyball at 11
I wish I was still in bed.
Granted but it’s a bed of nettles
I wish I could have a nap
Granted but you wake from the nap with pulsing wrists resting on your face
I wish for BBQ & shorts weather for the upcoming long weekender...
Granted but I want to hire you as a cook so you will spend all day as a cook on my beach party this weekend!
I wish to win lotto and buy a cottage house in Thailand with a lot of land
Granted, but a sudden acceleration of climate change causes a financial meltdown, and rising sea levels cover all your land, and half way up your once cute little cottage.
I want a world where Naturism takes over, and men can finally be comfortable bringing around big macho hand bags, I mean satchel bags, because we've no pockets any more. "
Granted but everything you need is on a microchip implanted in your butt cheek so you have nothing to put in your “satchel”.
I wish for proper pockets in all women’s clothes |
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over a year ago
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I wish for proper pockets in all women’s clothes"
Granted but you'll never find clothes with pickets that fit perfectly
I wish for my clothes to never wear down/rip/loosen |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
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I wish for proper pockets in all women’s clothes
Granted but you'll never find clothes with pickets that fit perfectly
I wish for my clothes to never wear down/rip/loosen"
Granted but they’re made of steel wool, including your boxers
I wish people would leave me alone in work |
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