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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

"Well that was one, big, cold shower!" sighs Ulsterfry...

"... I never thought I'd feel so let down having seen a woman use a dildo on another lady! Am I right, Rquinn!"

"... Rquinn?... Where did he go? I saw him get up and leave midway through the feet tickling"

The men search the Avalon for their missing crew member..

"Guys!.. I've found him..." says CuriousVoyeur

The crew notice CV gathered at the air lock chamber.. "Christ, he's not in there is he!" they shout as they run towards him

"Captain! Captain, come quick!!"

Inside they see the body of Rquinn... Dead... He's been found with the oxygen level set dangerously low and a copy of "One small step for man, two small feet for women" a popular foot fetish magazine sold on the dark side of the moon..

"Dear God..."

"What? What do you think happened?"

"Isn't it obvious?! It's a classic case of auto-erotic asphyxiation... He was so hard up watching Red tickle IL with that double ended dildo that he locked himself in the chamber and tried to have a Tommy tank... The poor fella set the oxygen level too low...

"Is it... Is it snowing in here? Is that possible in space?"

"... EVERYBODY OUT!! QUICK! DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"

The crew lock the chamber and open the cabins door... Letting Rquinn out to float aimslessy through space and time with his underwear around his ankles... Shameless' trousers get snagged on the handle...

"For crying out loud, those trousers will last longer than we will!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Active crew:

Shameless

Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Somehow we can't seem to find the thing.....

Maybe more social distancing and hand sanitiser is the way?

Masks aint for fun anymore

Got my pistol loaded incase i get felt up again tonight....

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Another sleep in a space suit surrounded by camsras

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

cork

is it too early to open the bar on board.... i need a drink

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

cork

yeah who ever said wanking was a harmless pursuit

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it "

Reminds me of this James Bond tune...

"cause nobody does it better..."

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin

Morning Guys... the Ladies need to get busy so

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin

One down side of sleeping in the space suit: makes your head feel like a watermelon after snoring all night.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside


"Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it "

Apparently it's bad for your eyesight as well!!!

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it

Apparently it's bad for your eyesight as well!!! "

I’d prefer to go blind than to be sucked off, into space that is

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it

Apparently it's bad for your eyesight as well!!! "

Remember the health and safety classes: safety glasses on, and never stand too close to an exploding dick, it will send you straight to purgatory

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

cork

gents have you noticed there isnt a woman to be found on here this morning....suspicious much?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably took off with that dildo last night and decided they didnt want or need any of our help...

They will be back, i dont think any are pure vag-etarians...

That was some funny shit last night, it got me thinking,

ive been working all night in the lab and built an Android,i took my inspiration from the crew....

The hair from IL, eyes from Redhot, Lips from 2plus,

breasts from RH but the nipples from 2 plus...

The legs are a mix of all 3 and the rear end has been tested for leakage gas and liquids,:and RH gets the honour,

Hopefully the captain will inspect it/her and allow some tests to be done on the crew tonight,

I checked it out 5 times this morning and all ive left is spud juice so she definitely works....

This thing has no chance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning guys

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin

So it screams like a banshee out of hell while it prints a scattergram all over the room, in the meanwhile draining the life out of bejesus?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So it screams like a banshee out of hell while it prints a scattergram all over the room, in the meanwhile draining the life out of bejesus? "

Hahaha hahaha exactly.....

This Thing hasn't got a hope in hell.......

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Morning guys "

morning nurse... ms... erm... CADET

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside


"Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it

Apparently it's bad for your eyesight as well!!!

Remember the health and safety classes: safety glasses on, and never stand too close to an exploding dick, it will send you straight to purgatory "

Or it'll send you straight to the baby wipes!!!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside


"Morning guys "

Howiya Mrs...

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin

That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it .. "

That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..

That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place "

I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..

That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place

I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them...."

Your always thinking of others

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..

That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place

I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....

Your always thinking of others "

We’re in this together Geralt my friend... anything to help keep the ladies safe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..

That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place

I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....

Your always thinking of others "

He's the generous type alright. Id question if it was actually sunscreen though...

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..

That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place

I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....

Your always thinking of others

He's the generous type alright. Id question if it was actually sunscreen though... "

Do you know how expensive that stuff is... ... I have my homemade remedy .. plenty of vitamin c and B12 ... its a great moisturiser too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..

That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place

I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....

Your always thinking of others

He's the generous type alright. Id question if it was actually sunscreen though...

Do you know how expensive that stuff is... ... I have my homemade remedy .. plenty of vitamin c and B12 ... its a great moisturiser too "

Ahhh...no wonder my face is looking extra youthful this week

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..

That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place

I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....

Your always thinking of others

He's the generous type alright. Id question if it was actually sunscreen though...

Do you know how expensive that stuff is... ... I have my homemade remedy .. plenty of vitamin c and B12 ... its a great moisturiser too

Ahhh...no wonder my face is looking extra youthful this week "

It’s great for indigestion too.. we may need to up your dose ... and intensify the treatment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..

That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place

I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....

Your always thinking of others

He's the generous type alright. Id question if it was actually sunscreen though...

Do you know how expensive that stuff is... ... I have my homemade remedy .. plenty of vitamin c and B12 ... its a great moisturiser too

Ahhh...no wonder my face is looking extra youthful this week

It’s great for indigestion too.. we may need to up your dose ... and intensify the treatment "

You do what you need to do, for my greater good obviously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning guys

Howiya Mrs... "

You've been very quiet. Been busy doing your 'thing'?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning guys

Howiya Mrs...

You've been very quiet. Been busy doing your 'thing'? "

He's looking forward to Miss. Starship 5000 going to town on him later....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning guys

Howiya Mrs...

You've been very quiet. Been busy doing your 'thing'?

He's looking forward to Miss. Starship 5000 going to town on him later.... "

Im a starship trooper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning guys

Howiya Mrs...

You've been very quiet. Been busy doing your 'thing'?

He's looking forward to Miss. Starship 5000 going to town on him later....

Im a starship trooper "

A good 40% plus of it is modeled on you.....

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Well howdy campers, we’ve had a very relaxed day enjoying the solar flare and holy crap Red that outfit is hotter than any sun. Anyone know what the “ punishment” is for tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Exhausted and engulfed with paranoia the crew don't know what to do next

"Is there no way we can contact Special Forces on earth, surely they must know that something is amiss with our mission at this point!"

"We can't..." says mission leader the_ofusplus "... Not yet, anyway. If we signal for a rescue team we must first be sure that this Thing isn't aboard the ship! If it gets out into the world... Well, it isn't worth thinking about. We must be 100% certain we've destroyed whatever it is before we even think about returning to earth!"

"So we're just meant to sit around and wait for this Thing to pick us off one by one?! What if we wait too long... What if we never find it... We've had zero luck of that so far!!" slams Ulsterfry

"That's why tonight... The unthinkable has to happen..."

The crew looks on ominously at each other, not sure what's in store for them...

"We've tried everything, from Inquisitive Lady singing to dildo tickling... We've exhausted our options! We have to go nuclear... We've managed to reconfigure the control deck and source the ship's remaining power to the main panel.."

At this point the_ofusplus reach into a duffle bag and reveal to the crew the most heinous sight they've ever seen...

"No... You're diabolical! You're mad! You can't unleash that upon the ship! You'll doom us all!! Weeps LadyPleaser19

"We have to!! We have no choice! Tonight, the crew member with the most votes... Will be forced to watch the entire first series of 'Mrs. Brown's Boys' WITH the DVD extras"

"You heartless sons of b*tches... I hope you rot in hell alongside this Thing!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Noooooooooo

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Tonight I’m gonna vote for Ladypleaser

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So Curious Voyeur... im giving it to you tonight...my vote that is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im thinking that the morning after its always goneiranbothar who turns up checking things out, when he knows well what happened,

Sneaky thing!!!!!

But ive been wrong everytime

..

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin

Dear lord not MBB ... I don’t think it can be any of the regular crew at this point.. and the thing has to be just keeping their eye on us from time to time... I’m going with Redhott on this one .. my vote is curious voyeur .. curiously and suspiciously absent but still here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Damn it!!!!

I eas gonna say him too..

Ok, i vote Curious Voy too, even more sneaky than Goneiranbothar

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin

we all gotta do it eventually, CV too

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

Conspicuous by his absence, our vote is for Goneirianbothar

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin

*depressed, sad, just beaten to the ground, gives off a sad sigh as he prepares the acoustic dampener and optical filters for tonight when he has to extract the poor soul from the chaos void itself that is the MBB*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

"Strap him down!" commands the_ofusplus

"Oh, matron, if you must!" says CuriousVoyeur with glee...

"Ah! That's too tight.. Captain, that's kinda sore... Wait... Is this?.. I thought you'd finally succumb to my advances!"

"I wouldn't call pressing your penis against me in the lunch line as advances, we even had a human resources meeting about it.."

"But..."

"Enough! This is the only way we can oust this entity! Now, sit back and enjoy what TV critics have called 'technically a TV show I suppose'... Crank the volume up!!"

With that the crew abandon the control deck before being subjected to the noise..

"Guys... This isn't funny!.. Leaving me here I mean! Also, this is sh*te, let me out!!"

With every canned laughter... Every fourth wall break... CuriousVoyeur can barely control his angst... Closing his eyes only heightens the twang is Brendan O'Carroll's voice... His ears start to bleed...

"My God.. Is he.. Is he about to break like the goat? I can't watch... The show that is, it's pure sh*te, who t'f*ck brought it on board?!"

"It's not the time to point fingers, we can all slap Keanored later.. I mean, now's not the time to point fingers!" says Redhott

CuriousVoyeur is at his breaking point... He can't take much more... Is he.. Or it.. About to break?!

Suddenly, with a mighty burst of strength, he breaks free from his straps with a loud roar of angst!

"it's happening! What do we do! That Thing is gonna be out in the open now!! We must... Wait... What's he doing?"

The crew look on as CuriousVoyeur starts trashing the control panel once he realises that the_ofusplus have broken off the 'eject' button on the video player... Furious he searches for something...

Suddenly he uncovers the dildo...

"What's he doing with that?"

"You want a show!? Huh, you put me through this hell, I'll give you a proper show!!"

With that he drops his trousers and surprisingly puts his feet behind his head..

"Mother of God... Stop him!! I eat in that room!!"

With the crew scrambling to unlock the door in a panic they're too late... They enter to find CuriousVoyeur fainted with only half of the dildo inside...

"Pffft, amateur..." scoffs LadyPleaser19

"Get him to the infirmary and get that out of him! I'm searching the ship with Geralt80 later and need it for science and stuff" says the_ofusplus

"I can't believe he'd rather shove a dildo up his arse than watch Mrs. Brown's Boys... I don't think it's that bad actually" says Goneirianbothar

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

Oh I give up

That thing better be disinfected in full strength Dettol

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Not again , when will we finally get to the bottom of this, pun intended .

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin

*retreats back into the workshop, from where machine sounds can be heard all night from*

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

We have a 'Thing' living amongst us which hasn't yet been identified. We've been wrong every day and yet we are so close to identifying it.

This has gone on long enough!

Meeting in the morning team to knock heads (wear yer helmets) and sort this for once and for all.

Someone bring the whiskey

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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"We have a 'Thing' living amongst us which hasn't yet been identified. We've been wrong every day and yet we are so close to identifying it.

This has gone on long enough!

Meeting in the morning team to knock heads (wear yer helmets) and sort this for once and for all.

Someone bring the whiskey "

purple helmets?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello fellow crew members I am home again with you all

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside

Ok,I've just woken up in the infirmary...and I feel like I've been fingered by Edward Scissorhands! And if I'm honest,it's not the worst feeling I've ever had! But Mrs Brown's Boys??? Seriously like??? Luckily for you guys I don't hold grudges... especially now I've discovered I can put my ankles behind my head! Now,where's the sudocrem???

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Good morning campers. I hope someone came up with a good idea to catch this thing cos the captain is seriously pissed this morning. She had to sleep on the wet patch again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning crew. This is out of control now! At least you survived CV, just dont ask Ladypleaser for sudocream...it will be his home brew lotion .

Ok so who wants eggs for breakfast?

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"Morning crew. This is out of control now! At least you survived CV, just dont ask Ladypleaser for sudocream...it will be his home brew lotion .

Ok so who wants eggs for breakfast?"

Scrambled with some sourdough toast Red thanks. I’ll get the coffee on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning crew. This is out of control now! At least you survived CV, just dont ask Ladypleaser for sudocream...it will be his home brew lotion .

Ok so who wants eggs for breakfast?

Scrambled with some sourdough toast Red thanks. I’ll get the coffee on "

Coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ill have some bacon if its going red,

I'm starting early today,

I'm mixing up some Bloody Marys, think I have Post traumatic Stress from watching that dildo in action last night.....

"where did it go?"

"could the dildo be the thing?"

"bit more tabassco, black pepper, yum, breakfast of champions"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ill have some bacon if its going red,

I'm starting early today,

I'm mixing up some Bloody Marys, think I have Post traumatic Stress from watching that dildo in action last night.....

"where did it go?"

"could the dildo be the thing?"

"bit more tabassco, black pepper, yum, breakfast of champions"

"

Oooh can i have one too please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh, I'd love to give you one, i'm thinking you could do with a double shot thrown into you this morning.....

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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Def need a bloody mary

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin

*walks into the mess hall, freshly showered, with a towel round his hips, some of his Persian carpet still glistening from the humidity*

Morning motherhumpers!

Capn!

*drops the mother of all dildos on the table with a heavy thump*

Extracted, as requested. I see the patient is mobile, so that's a good sign, the medical bay reported no internal damage.

*sits on the bench, and cracks a wide boyish smile when his eyes land on RedHott and his eyes meet with her, a bit of a flush coming to his face*

Alright, so... I worked... Most of the night, on the specs and the design in the STC room, and I think the end result is satisfactory...

*presses a button on his personal mobicomp, and a stark naked lady walks in with an expressionless face on her*

Allow me to introduce Kiera, the first assassinator of her kind. As requested, her digestive tract is organic and on par with RedHott's egg processing capabilities. Her vocals match and overload ILs natural skills... Basically she can do what IL does but on a wide range of frequencies, coupled with synchronic functions, capable of causing earthquakes or medically precise pinpoint surgical procedures. Cyclone metabolic product extractor that could strip neutrons off atoms, and modeled by some... Recent inspirations.

She is programmable, currently loaded with MBB material, but anything will do...

And there are a few nasty surprises I will let the unsuspecting victims discover for themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*walks into the mess hall, freshly showered, with a towel round his hips, some of his Persian carpet still glistening from the humidity*

Morning motherhumpers!

Capn!

*drops the mother of all dildos on the table with a heavy thump*

Extracted, as requested. I see the patient is mobile, so that's a good sign, the medical bay reported no internal damage.

*sits on the bench, and cracks a wide boyish smile when his eyes land on RedHott and his eyes meet with her, a bit of a flush coming to his face*

Alright, so... I worked... Most of the night, on the specs and the design in the STC room, and I think the end result is satisfactory...

*presses a button on his personal mobicomp, and a stark naked lady walks in with an expressionless face on her*

Allow me to introduce Kiera, the first assassinator of her kind. As requested, her digestive tract is organic and on par with RedHott's egg processing capabilities. Her vocals match and overload ILs natural skills... Basically she can do what IL does but on a wide range of frequencies, coupled with synchronic functions, capable of causing earthquakes or medically precise pinpoint surgical procedures. Cyclone metabolic product extractor that could strip neutrons off atoms, and modeled by some... Recent inspirations.

She is programmable, currently loaded with MBB material, but anything will do...

And there are a few nasty surprises I will let the unsuspecting victims discover for themselves. "

Is she a Robot

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"*walks into the mess hall, freshly showered, with a towel round his hips, some of his Persian carpet still glistening from the humidity*

Morning motherhumpers!

Capn!

*drops the mother of all dildos on the table with a heavy thump*

Extracted, as requested. I see the patient is mobile, so that's a good sign, the medical bay reported no internal damage.

*sits on the bench, and cracks a wide boyish smile when his eyes land on RedHott and his eyes meet with her, a bit of a flush coming to his face*

Alright, so... I worked... Most of the night, on the specs and the design in the STC room, and I think the end result is satisfactory...

*presses a button on his personal mobicomp, and a stark naked lady walks in with an expressionless face on her*

Allow me to introduce Kiera, the first assassinator of her kind. As requested, her digestive tract is organic and on par with RedHott's egg processing capabilities. Her vocals match and overload ILs natural skills... Basically she can do what IL does but on a wide range of frequencies, coupled with synchronic functions, capable of causing earthquakes or medically precise pinpoint surgical procedures. Cyclone metabolic product extractor that could strip neutrons off atoms, and modeled by some... Recent inspirations.

She is programmable, currently loaded with MBB material, but anything will do...

And there are a few nasty surprises I will let the unsuspecting victims discover for themselves.

Is she a Robot "

A Ho-bot by the sounds of it

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Is she a Robot "

Technically IT is a hybrid android, partially a cybernetic due to the integrated biological components without which it would be impossible to replicate certain functions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Is she a Robot

Technically IT is a hybrid android, partially a cybernetic due to the integrated biological components without which it would be impossible to replicate certain functions. "

So in my eyes A Robot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*walks into the mess hall, freshly showered, with a towel round his hips, some of his Persian carpet still glistening from the humidity*

Morning motherhumpers!

Capn!

*drops the mother of all dildos on the table with a heavy thump*

Extracted, as requested. I see the patient is mobile, so that's a good sign, the medical bay reported no internal damage.

*sits on the bench, and cracks a wide boyish smile when his eyes land on RedHott and his eyes meet with her, a bit of a flush coming to his face*

Alright, so... I worked... Most of the night, on the specs and the design in the STC room, and I think the end result is satisfactory...

*presses a button on his personal mobicomp, and a stark naked lady walks in with an expressionless face on her*

Allow me to introduce Kiera, the first assassinator of her kind. As requested, her digestive tract is organic and on par with RedHott's egg processing capabilities. Her vocals match and overload ILs natural skills... Basically she can do what IL does but on a wide range of frequencies, coupled with synchronic functions, capable of causing earthquakes or medically precise pinpoint surgical procedures. Cyclone metabolic product extractor that could strip neutrons off atoms, and modeled by some... Recent inspirations.

She is programmable, currently loaded with MBB material, but anything will do...

And there are a few nasty surprises I will let the unsuspecting victims discover for themselves.

Is she a Robot

A Ho-bot by the sounds of it"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gonna need more Vodka in the next few,

Mixing some up for you now goneiranbothar, you look like you could use someTHING....

Suspiciously disappeared again last night i see, off doing as Red says "thingy ting tings"

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Gonna need more Vodka in the next few,

Mixing some up for you now goneiranbothar, you look like you could use someTHING....

Suspiciously disappeared again last night i see, off doing as Red says "thingy ting tings"

"

well.... its him, its you... and the cap... who else has not run the gauntlet yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gonna need more Vodka in the next few,

Mixing some up for you now goneiranbothar, you look like you could use someTHING....

Suspiciously disappeared again last night i see, off doing as Red says "thingy ting tings"

well.... its him, its you... and the cap... who else has not run the gauntlet yet?"

True, now that IL is back, i beg any thing test performed on me please let it be a tripple tag team of IL, RH & 2plus N.... A man could die happy.... Especially full of Stolichnaya.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So the Thing remains undiscovered... what's been going on then ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So the Thing remains undiscovered... what's been going on then ? "

Lots of dildo based semi torture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So the Thing remains undiscovered... what's been going on then ?

Lots of dildo based semi torture "

With some eggs thrown in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sunny side up I hope

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Keira, my tea is a bit cold, please warm it up...

*Keira mechanically realigns it's bearing, opens it's mouth, a multi-frequential shriek comes out of it, and the tea cup starts melting...*

Hm... I guess some further fine-tuning is in order...

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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Thanks Keira but I might stick to the kettle for the time being. That sun is flaring up again today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chilling on deck drinking bloody marys....

Just saw an alien with 3 eyes....

What do you call an alien with 3 eyes? asks Redhot drinking her 5th bloody mary and looking dreamily at the dildo

"An aliiien" says ladypleaser

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Chilling on deck drinking bloody marys....

Just saw an alien with 3 eyes....

What do you call an alien with 3 eyes? asks Redhot drinking her 5th bloody mary and looking dreamily at the dildo

"An aliiien" says ladypleaser

"

I, I, I, see what You did there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chilling on deck drinking bloody marys....

Just saw an alien with 3 eyes....

What do you call an alien with 3 eyes? asks Redhot drinking her 5th bloody mary and looking dreamily at the dildo

"An aliiien" says ladypleaser

I, I, I, see what You did there "

Hiccup...Hiccup...what? Who? dildo? Where??

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Thanks Keira but I might stick to the kettle for the time being. That sun is flaring up again today"

If anyone needs lotion ... just let me know ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It sure is hot in here today...

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"It sure is hot in here today..."

Another solar flare IL... the thing is coming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks Keira but I might stick to the kettle for the time being. That sun is flaring up again today

If anyone needs lotion ... just let me know ... "

Im starting to think its ectoplasm not lotion

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Thanks Keira but I might stick to the kettle for the time being. That sun is flaring up again today

If anyone needs lotion ... just let me know ...

Im starting to think its ectoplasm not lotion "

Are you not happy with the results or the taste?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks Keira but I might stick to the kettle for the time being. That sun is flaring up again today

If anyone needs lotion ... just let me know ...

Im starting to think its ectoplasm not lotion

Are you not happy with the results or the taste? "

I may need another taste to be sure!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Add pineapple and mango LP.

Totally Tropical

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Add pineapple and mango LP.

Totally Tropical

"

A Cock-tail indeed

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

Hello, hello, hello, how are we all doing

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"Add pineapple and mango LP.

Totally Tropical

A Cock-tail indeed "

Who mentioned cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Add pineapple and mango LP.

Totally Tropical

A Cock-tail indeed

Who mentioned cocks? "

Love your new pic! X

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"Add pineapple and mango LP.

Totally Tropical

A Cock-tail indeed

Who mentioned cocks?

Love your new pic! X"

Ah thanks Red x

But back to the cocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Add pineapple and mango LP.

Totally Tropical

A Cock-tail indeed

Who mentioned cocks?

Love your new pic! X

Ah thanks Red x

But back to the cocks "

id settle for the cocktail just now

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"Add pineapple and mango LP.

Totally Tropical

A Cock-tail indeed

Who mentioned cocks?

Love your new pic! X

Ah thanks Red x

But back to the cocks

id settle for the cocktail just now"

Or a 99 would be lovely too

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"Add pineapple and mango LP.

Totally Tropical

A Cock-tail indeed

Who mentioned cocks?

Love your new pic! X

Ah thanks Red x

But back to the cocks

id settle for the cocktail just now"

I could go for a mojito myself.

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Add pineapple and mango LP.

Totally Tropical

A Cock-tail indeed

Who mentioned cocks?

Love your new pic! X

Ah thanks Red x

But back to the cocks

id settle for the cocktail just now

I could go for a mojito myself. "

I'll have shljivovitza... Leave the bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

"Right! Tonight we're trying something a little different" says the_ofusplus

"About time, I can barely sit down in the morning.." bemoans Geralt80

"No, to uncover this entity! We've been stranded aboard the Avalon for what seems an eternity but thankfully some of us have put that time to good use!"

Goneirianbothar steps forward...

"Thank you, Captain! Yes, I've been able to develop a test that should be able to determine whether or not a person is infected.."

"Oh do you mean like some kind of blood test? Like if the person is infected their blood will react with some kind of chemical or environment... Maybe heat?"

"Yes.. How did you.. How did you know?"

"I saw it in a film once!" says Hemford ".. Think it was called 'John Carpenters The Whatchamacallit' or something"

"Right... Well, anyway, it's finally ready!! However we only have enough vials for a few of us to be tested... So we must vote again for one of us tonight!"

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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I’m gonna stick with my guess from last night, Ladypleaser step forward.

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin

I’m not gonna follow the crowd this time .... I’m going on a hunch ... goneirieanbothar .. purely for how difficult it was to you the name .. it’s seriously pot luck now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As Ger said, im going to stick with my (first) guess last night and goneiranbothar....

Disappeared again last night around dildo-time...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok this is possibly my most difficult decision yet, I was step mother to his goat, i tried his lotion more than once, i even have lifetime membership to his gigolo hut in Fabonia...im sorry Ladypleaser but this lady is convinced you're a thing...meet me in facilities in 5 for a quickie before you're exterminated..

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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going for hemford cos he voted for me lol

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"I’m gonna stick with my guess from last night, Ladypleaser step forward. "

How's your bum now? Did you put on that calamine lotion I gave you

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"I’m gonna stick with my guess from last night, Ladypleaser step forward.

How's your bum now? Did you put on that calamine lotion I gave you "

It’s feeling much better thanks, I didn’t think it would fit but you found a way

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"I’m gonna stick with my guess from last night, Ladypleaser step forward.

How's your bum now? Did you put on that calamine lotion I gave you

It’s feeling much better thanks, I didn’t think it would fit but you found a way"

You shoulda got my lotion off Redhott Gerald.. you’d not have voted me tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"going for hemford cos he voted for me lol"

You ruined my Marilyn Monroe fantasy you sic b@#stard. . Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok since I've come back there's been little things I've noticed and little whispers amongst the crew as to who this thing must be it has to be goneiranbothar. This time I hope we have it right.

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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"Ok since I've come back there's been little things I've noticed and little whispers amongst the crew as to who this thing must be it has to be goneiranbothar. This time I hope we have it right. "

as it happens I hope you dont

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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"going for hemford cos he voted for me lol

You ruined my Marilyn Monroe fantasy you sic b@#stard. . Hahaha

"

lmao..

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

IL is right, it's the little things stand out. But it's not the roadie we're looking at

Our vote is for Ladypleaser19. You've been a bit too cool for school for our liking

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"I’m gonna stick with my guess from last night, Ladypleaser step forward.

How's your bum now? Did you put on that calamine lotion I gave you

It’s feeling much better thanks, I didn’t think it would fit but you found a way

You shoulda got my lotion off Redhott Gerald.. you’d not have voted me tonight "

I’ll keep that in mind for the next time

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin

I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum... "

Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be...

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Eeney meeney mooaney moan...

LP, just as well might get it over with...

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...

Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be... "

Just for those crew not down with the kidds... G.O.A.T ... means Greatest Of All Time ....

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...

Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be...

Just for those crew not down with the kidds... G.O.A.T ... means Greatest Of All Time ....

"

Or Get Out Alive Team

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...

Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be...

Just for those crew not down with the kidds... G.O.A.T ... means Greatest Of All Time ....

Or Get Out Alive Team"

Reckon you got that right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...

Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be...

Just for those crew not down with the kidds... G.O.A.T ... means Greatest Of All Time ....

Or Get Out Alive Team"

Or get out alive Thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

GO neri A nbotharlea T...

GOAT....

THING

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think we got this guys at last

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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"GO neri A nbotharlea T...

GOAT....

THING "

way too much time on your hands

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...

Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be...

Just for those crew not down with the kidds... G.O.A.T ... means Greatest Of All Time ....

Or Get Out Alive Team

Or get out alive Thing. "

No, we want the Thing dead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we got this guys at last "

Are you really sure Red . I'm not convinced we got the right "person" ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we got this guys at last

Are you really sure Red . I'm not convinced we got the right "person" .... "

I know a thing when i see one, he's definitely a thing. His lotion tastes rancid, we made the right choice

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By *adyPleaser19Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"I think we got this guys at last

Are you really sure Red . I'm not convinced we got the right "person" ....

I know a thing when i see one, he's definitely a thing. His lotion tastes rancid, we made the right choice "

Rancid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we got this guys at last

Are you really sure Red . I'm not convinced we got the right "person" ....

I know a thing when i see one, he's definitely a thing. His lotion tastes rancid, we made the right choice "

You sound very convinced Red . Did his lotion then maybe infect you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we got this guys at last

Are you really sure Red . I'm not convinced we got the right "person" ....

I know a thing when i see one, he's definitely a thing. His lotion tastes rancid, we made the right choice

You sound very convinced Red . Did his lotion then maybe infect you "

Couldn't have..i didn't swallow it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Goneirianbothar gathers the crew in the infirmary..

"So, we've come to our conclusion... LadyPleaser19, you'll be the first test subject!"

"Woah, now, hold on a second... How do we even know how stable this test is? Or if it will even work!?"

"Oh it'll work! Everyone knows that whatever happens in movies always works out in real life!"

The crew hold LadyPleaser19 down... "Pull down his pants while I get the needle ready.."

"What?! You said this was a blood test, why not take it out of my arm!?"

"I could... In theory.. But where's the fun in that?... Strip him!!"

With that LadyPleaser19 struggles against the rest of the crew as they rip off his trousers, revealing a rather odd tattoo between his cheeks...

"Is.. Is that.. Wally crawling out of your crack?"

"So that's where he was!" exclaim the entire crew "No wonder we couldn't find him"

With that Goneirianbothar stabs LP in the butt...

"There! Now we have our sample, we can perform the test"

The crew strap LadyPleaser19 down... Just in case... While the test is performed..

"When I press the piece of hot copper wire into his blood... If he is in fact one of us... Nothing should happen... However, if he's a Thing... Well, I don't know what will happen but something will, I know that much!"

"Guys, come on, this is nonsense.. Just let me out and we'll go find the dildo... You can all takes turn tickling me with it!" begs LadyPleaser19

As Goneirianbothar plunges the wire into the blood of LP... Suddenly... A shriek is let out that shakes the Avalon to it's core! The petri dish explodes in his hands, blood flies.. As LadyPleaser19 starts to convulse... His eyes rolling back in his head.. The veins in his body fit to burst! Suddenly he begins to... Break! The entity emerging from his arsehole... Engaged!!

"Well slap my arse and call me Peggy Sue, he's a Thing!! LadyPleaser19 is a Thing!!

"What do we do now, Goneirianbothar!?"

"T'fuck should I know, I just stole this from a film, move it!!"

The crew scramble as the entity chases after them... "Quick, into the airlock chamber"

"Are you crazy, we'll all die!"

"No, not if we draw the entity inside.. Red! Did you have heuvos rancheros this morning?"

"Obviously, yes"

With that the crew have Redhott pass what can best be described as what strips paint from the walls in the chamber...

The entity comes to the chamber and, after a brief grimace, can't help but track the smell... Certain the crew is in there... As it enters Keanored slams the door shut and hits the escape hatch!

"Yippee kayak, other buckets!" he says as the Entity shrieks and floats towards the Sun...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Active crew:

Shameless

Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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"Active crew:

Shameless

Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch "

woo hoo the serum works...thats some fluke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well now ....

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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"Well now .... "

is there more though???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well now ....

is there more though???"

Oh I would say so ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shocker

Don't worry babe ill get another kidd in your honour and call him after you..RIP LP

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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Is it too early to celebrate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank god red didnt have deviled eggs, we'd all be dead....

Wow LP was the thing, what happens now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it too early to celebrate "

Never

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Party Time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive a few bottles of Stoly left, fancy some vodka?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive a few bottles of Stoly left, fancy some vodka?

"

Absolutely

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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Alcohol, dildos, silver bikinis this is going to be epic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jameson for me...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alcohol, dildos, silver bikinis this is going to be epic "

I haven't eaten since this morning, did i hear Dr.p say those silver bikinis were edible?

I'd murder the bottoms off two of them, although probably more eating in the tops,

Anyone want to go halves on either of the ladies?

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"Jameson for me..."

Is he new, I haven’t met him yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alcohol, dildos, silver bikinis this is going to be epic

I haven't eaten since this morning, did i hear Dr.p say those silver bikinis were edible?

I'd murder the bottoms off two of them, although probably more eating in the tops,

Anyone want to go halves on either of the ladies? "

I've one you can try on for size ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jameson for me...

Is he new, I haven’t met him yet"

Grab a glass I'll introduce you..

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"Jameson for me...

Is he new, I haven’t met him yet

Grab a glass I'll introduce you.. "

Sip sip

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

Brilliant lads, finally we hit the jackpot!!

Before we party the night (and bikinis) away, we need a quick meeting.

We've eliminated a 'Thing' and good riddance to it, so do we now vote to bring in the rescue team and get ourselves home, or do we stay and see if there are more Things?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's no place like home.

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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"Brilliant lads, finally we hit the jackpot!!

Before we party the night (and bikinis) away, we need a quick meeting.

We've eliminated a 'Thing' and good riddance to it, so do we now vote to bring in the rescue team and get ourselves home, or do we stay and see if there are more Things? "

any downside to going home??

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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We have plenty hooch and lube left so another night or 2 won’t too much difference

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"Brilliant lads, finally we hit the jackpot!!

Before we party the night (and bikinis) away, we need a quick meeting.

We've eliminated a 'Thing' and good riddance to it, so do we now vote to bring in the rescue team and get ourselves home, or do we stay and see if there are more Things?

any downside to going home??"

If there are more things and we go home, they come home with us

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

cork


"Brilliant lads, finally we hit the jackpot!!

Before we party the night (and bikinis) away, we need a quick meeting.

We've eliminated a 'Thing' and good riddance to it, so do we now vote to bring in the rescue team and get ourselves home, or do we stay and see if there are more Things?

any downside to going home??

If there are more things and we go home, they come home with us "

yeah, i think earth has enough problems coping with a virus without bringing home Things lol.......right lets party the shit out of it and we go again in the morning.......nice heels for dancing in ladies....now get down off the hull and come back in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im happy to go home, ive a goat to adopt and to be honest im eggshausted

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

cork


"Im happy to go home, ive a goat to adopt and to be honest im eggshausted "

we'll be keeping an eye on you Redhott....and if we are wrong at least it will have been pleasent viewing lol

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"Im happy to go home, ive a goat to adopt and to be honest im eggshausted "

Eggactly what a thing would say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im happy to go home, ive a goat to adopt and to be honest im eggshausted

we'll be keeping an eye on you Redhott....and if we are wrong at least it will have been pleasent viewing lol"

Said the THING....

Three days you've been getting away with it eh huh, now focusing on RED, although i must admit, ive been focused on parts of her too....

Dont fall for it guys, this guy is the Thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Red I was thinking of us sharing a lift home. Not now as you may bite me and not in a good way. Are you The Thing?

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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"Im happy to go home, ive a goat to adopt and to be honest im eggshausted

we'll be keeping an eye on you Redhott....and if we are wrong at least it will have been pleasent viewing lol

Said the THING....

Three days you've been getting away with it eh huh, now focusing on RED, although i must admit, ive been focused on parts of her too....

Dont fall for it guys, this guy is the Thing "

keeping an eye on you too with your necrophilic tendencies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I voted for the thing, i led him to his demise with my scent remember? I'd imagine things stick together!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Red I was thinking of us sharing a lift home. Not now as you may bite me and not in a good way. Are you The Thing? "

Taxi!!!!

Thats my lift right there lads

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By *ebel_LionMan  over a year ago

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"I voted for the thing, i led him to his demise with my scent remember? I'd imagine things stick together! "

time will tell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I voted for the thing, i led him to his demise with my scent remember? I'd imagine things stick together! "

Or get rid of him to protect yourself Red. Thats a real Thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im happy to go home, ive a goat to adopt and to be honest im eggshausted

we'll be keeping an eye on you Redhott....and if we are wrong at least it will have been pleasent viewing lol

Said the THING....

Three days you've been getting away with it eh huh, now focusing on RED, although i must admit, ive been focused on parts of her too....

Dont fall for it guys, this guy is the Thing

keeping an eye on you too with your necrophilic tendencies "

Them der rumours are greatly exaggerated,twas only the tip.....and we all know the tip don't count

But i aint the thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I voted for the thing, i led him to his demise with my scent remember? I'd imagine things stick together!

Or get rid of him to protect yourself Red. Thats a real Thing to do. "

Id never do that, i don't want to be a single mother to the goat

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 25/04/21 21:28:08]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I voted for the thing, i led him to his demise with my scent remember? I'd imagine things stick together!

Or get rid of him to protect yourself Red. Thats a real Thing to do.

Id never do that, i don't want to be a single mother to the goat "

You may have another Thing here too that was keeping you company..

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By *rakesterlingMan  over a year ago

Dublin

We all need to be tested at least once... And God knows how many more of us are infected

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Tonight is not the night for finger pointing, there are better things to be doing.

Now let’s party.

Let’s raise a glass to our fallen comrades. Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We all need to be tested at least once... And God knows how many more of us are infected"

Yes random tests are needed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We all need to be tested at least once... And God knows how many more of us are infected"

Why only once? , surely the people who were tested first would be prime targets to get assimilated by the thing to be things so as to not be suspicious or suspected....

Just because you were once NOT the thing does not mean that you are currently not the thing...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We all need to be tested at least once... And God knows how many more of us are infected

Why only once? , surely the people who were tested first would be prime targets to get assimilated by the thing to be things so as to not be suspicious or suspected....

Just because you were once NOT the thing does not mean that you are currently not the thing... "

Oohhhhh now theres a thought

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Can we test more than one at a time

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

Right guys, let's not be flinging dirt when we have celebrating to do

Tomorrow we take THE vote

For now, we party! Stick on the ABBA cd there someone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh

You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that girl

Watch that scene

Digging the dancing queen

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

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"Ooh

You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that girl

Watch that scene

Digging the dancing queen"

Your not singing again are you

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