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Four magical words....
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"Hello I'm Fast lad " | |||
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"Hello I'm Fast lad "Get a room ye two | |||
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"I brought chocolate " Thats 3  | |||
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"Hello I'm Fast lad
Get a room ye two "Only if you come | |||
"Yes, you were right" Awk you know me soo well  | |||
"Hello I'm Fast lad
Get a room ye two
Only if you come "Get on the bed | |||
"Yes, you were right Awk you know me soo well "Its the simple things | |||
"Hello I'm Fast lad
Get a room ye two
Only if you come
Get on the bed"I have the cuffs | |||
"Hello I'm Fast lad
Get a room ye two
Only if you come
Get on the bed
I have the cuffs "I have the whip | |||
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"Hello I'm Fast lad
Get a room ye two
Only if you come
Get on the bed
I have the cuffs
I have the whip"I have the hat | |||
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"What are those 4 magical words a woman likes to hear whispered in her ear.... "Master's favorite Dirty Bitch whoooosh the flood gates open when I hear that | |||
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"Your lips taste sweet" Come here you devil | |||
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"I'm going to fuck you!" That’s 4 words? Wierd? | |||
"I'm going to fuck you! That’s 4 words? Wierd? " I'm adaptable depending on situation  | |||
"I'm going to fuck you! That’s 4 words? Wierd? I'm adaptable depending on situation "I'm gonna fuck you! For the pedantics  | |||
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"I'll pay for that Then there is just four numbers as well ****" huh | |||
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"I'm wearing your knickers "Who's the bitch now! | |||
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"I won't cum, promise!" Thats the best one | |||
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"Get in the plane..." Get to da choppa! | |||
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"I brought you food "Omg YES | |||
"I brought you food "Wanna meet my dog? | |||
"I brought you food
Wanna meet my dog? "Hell yes  | |||
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"Go buy those shoes " Oh I just fainted | |||
"Go buy those shoes Oh I just fainted "Those are three words | |||
"You’re bums not big "Your bum is massive | |||
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"You’re bums not big Your bum is massive "Your dick is small | |||
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"Get in the plane... Get to da choppa!"
U ruined it now!! I can actually hear his voice in my head! | |||
"I'm not finished yet "Please don't stop now | |||
"I'm not finished yet
Please don't stop now "Music to my ears | |||
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"She likes to swallow "He likes to swallow | |||
"I'm not finished yet ".. Im only getting started | |||
"She likes to swallow
He likes to swallow "You said you wouldnt tell | |||
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"What are those 4 magical words a woman likes to hear whispered in her ear.... "Get it in u | |||
"I couldn't be arsed "O yes it could | |||
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"I couldn't be arsed
O yes it could "Well that always depends | |||
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"Sorry about your curtains "What did you do?? | |||
"Sorry about your curtains
What did you do??"Well, my aim may have been a bit off  | |||
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"Make me a sandwich" Make it yourself now | |||
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"Make me a sandwich Make it yourself now " I have no problem making a sandwich and in fairness make a more than tasty sandwich. I thought the thread was "What are those 4 magical words a woman likes to hear whispered in her ear" I would prefered if it had been 7 magical words because then i could have written "would you please make me a sandwich" Im polite like that..
In fairness women do like making sandwiches....and what could be more magical than a well made sandwich
When I was leaving home for the first time My father gave me a piece of advice which i still use on occassion
"If a Woman pulls a knife on You, give Her two slices of bread, Her natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich"
Wise words by a wise Man.
Its like the whole Lesbian thing, what do they do with all the sandwiches??
Two Women, both making sandwiches and no Men to eat them....the mind boggles | |||
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"Sorry about the carpet " Hoover is under stairs | |||
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"Sorry about the carpet Hoover is under stairs "Tbh I think it's best I just pay for a new carpet all things considered | |||
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"Can we go again "Anytime anyplace again please | |||
"Can we go again
Anytime anyplace again please "When and where please | |||
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"Gift voucher for playblue " Sure you're worth it | |||
"Gift voucher for playblue Sure you're worth it " don't you know it | |||
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"What are those 4 magical words a woman likes to hear whispered in her ear.... "I'm self sufficient too | |||
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