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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

First off this is a light-hearted thread no negativity please

Comment on the poster above a reason why you wouldn't sleep with them

So i wouldn't sleep with you cause you don't do men, cause you'd drown in their heaving Bossom etc.

Keep it fun and be kind xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because reporters make me nervous

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Because reporters make me nervous "

Your sister Princess Aura wouldn't be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cos you’re mom said no

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By *DSGCouple  over a year ago

That place in

Reality can bite X

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Reality can bite X"

Allergic to MSG

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reality can bite X

Allergic to MSG "

Cause I don’t like cock in me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I don't turn you on with my looks

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Because you could be anybody

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By *ablo57Man  over a year ago

Tipperary/Limerick

Because I'm not your type

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By *hilaboutMan  over a year ago

kilkenny

Because I prefer your wife

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Because I prefer your wife"

It is what it is

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By *kblueeyesCouple  over a year ago

kilkenny

You might get hairs in the dinner

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"You might get hairs in the dinner "

Because your eyes are up there

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By *he rover returnedWoman  over a year ago

xxx


"You might get hairs in the dinner

Because your eyes are up there "

Because you might bite me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You might get hairs in the dinner

Because your eyes are up there

Because you might bite me "

You'd try and make me do a WOD and I'd cry

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By *ctoboyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 22/04/21 16:08:55]

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By *ctoboyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Because I dont have the boobs you're looking for

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Because I'd probably break you

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Because I'd probably break you "

Because we would have no time for left for sleep

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"Because I'd probably break you

Because we would have no time for left for sleep"

Because we'd never win an argument

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By *elfastDMan  over a year ago

belfast


"Because we'd never win an argument "

Because the wheelbarrow would put my back out

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By *he rover returnedWoman  over a year ago

xxx


"Because we'd never win an argument

Because the wheelbarrow would put my back out "

Because too many have seen your bum

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman  over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Because we'd never win an argument

Because the wheelbarrow would put my back out "

Because your way outside my legal distance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We'd be too busy drinking and having a laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd be too busy drinking and having a laugh x"

Gimmie a minute something will come to me......

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By *elfastDMan  over a year ago

belfast


"We'd be too busy drinking and having a laugh x

Gimmie a minute something will come to me...... "

Because we’d both be too busy looking at all the booobs on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd be too busy drinking and having a laugh x

Gimmie a minute something will come to me......

Because we’d both be too busy looking at all the booobs on fab "

He'd forget his phone charger and ask me for mine

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By *affa31Woman  over a year ago

Galway


"We'd be too busy drinking and having a laugh x

Gimmie a minute something will come to me......

Because we’d both be too busy looking at all the booobs on fab

He'd forget his phone charger and ask me for mine"

He gave his charger to BelfastD and his phone died before he got the room number

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You'd smear your red lippy all over my bits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/04/21 19:00:47]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 22/04/21 19:00:47]"

SexyBuoy doesnt float my boat.

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By *ed just RedWoman  over a year ago

Dublin City

[Removed by poster at 22/04/21 19:02:53]

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By *ed just RedWoman  over a year ago

Dublin City


"[Removed by poster at 22/04/21 19:00:47]

SexyBuoy doesnt float my boat."

Zack reminds me of someone else... Jack?? A night club??

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"[Removed by poster at 22/04/21 19:00:47]

SexyBuoy doesnt float my boat.

Zack reminds me of someone else... Jack?? A night club?? "

Cause she suck me me in and blow me out in Bubbles

Besides have you heard her singing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cause I watched your YouTube movie and I'd be across you bury me in a bog

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Because we both have boobs

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Because we both have boobs "

Because of the snoring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because the Reality just might get too much for me

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Because the Reality just might get too much for me "

If i got u in a bed we never get out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because the Reality just might get too much for me

If i got u in a bed we never get out "

You're taking up the whole bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because the Reality just might get too much for me "
because I’m afraid that I couldn’t provide you with the pleasure you obviously deserve x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because the Reality just might get too much for me

If i got u in a bed we never get out "

You won't let me peg you

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

[Removed by poster at 22/04/21 20:59:02]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because the Reality just might get too much for me

If i got u in a bed we never get out

You won't let me peg you "

Id make you smile and we'd end up cuddling

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By *dfabMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Because the Reality just might get too much for me

If i got u in a bed we never get out

You won't let me peg you

Id make you smile and we'd end up cuddling "

I cannot find any reason I wouldn't be able to spend a night with this poster

I know!

I've failed at the purpose of the thread but I will read her profile again and try

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By *dfabMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Because the Reality just might get too much for me

If i got u in a bed we never get out

You won't let me peg you

Id make you smile and we'd end up cuddling

I cannot find any reason I wouldn't be able to spend a night with this poster

I know!

I've failed at the purpose of the thread but I will read her profile again and try "

No!

I tried but I still can't find fault I could pick out.

Unless the shorter than many Interests but that's never a reason to think you mightn't get her to those so, I'm still lost on anything I couldn't like.

Sorry

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple  over a year ago

unknown

Because your wife might join us x

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By *Belfast_FellaMan  over a year ago

belfast


"Because your wife might join us x"

I'm jealous of the AC/DC cutoff!

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By *ed just RedWoman  over a year ago

Dublin City


"Because your wife might join us x

I'm jealous of the AC/DC cutoff!"

Because you might crease your shirt!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cause you've got a nicer arse than me

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Cause you've got a nicer arse than me "

Because you'd always find that pea under the mattress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cause you've got a nicer arse than me "
id never be able to reach them hights again x

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Because I don't like kangeroos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I don't like kangeroos"

cos he scares me a bit

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

I’ve a phobia of ducks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're still busy hoovering

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Your too busy luring sailors to their deaths

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bet you don't take those marigolds off either

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By *DSGCouple  over a year ago

That place in


"Reality can bite X

Allergic to MDSG "

Sorry X

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