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The Thing - Game Thread IV
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Inquisitive Lady
Rquinn
Geralt80
The_ofusplus 
CuriousVoyeur
FozzyOClock
Ulsterfry
Drproton
LadyPleaser19
Keanored
Redhott
Goneirianbothar
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"Are they crumbs on your lips?? " Only for you  | |||
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"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help?" I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat | |||
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"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help? I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat " I have some McGyver skills | |||
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"Are they crumbs on your lips?? Only for you "Am I only worth a few crumbs  | |||
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"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help? I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat I have some McGyver skills "I heard they were more .. McGusher skills...  | |||
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"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help? I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat I have some McGyver skills "Well come on over and give us a hand | |||
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"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help? I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat I have some McGyver skills
I heard they were more .. McGusher skills... "You heard them alright, in fact im certain you quite enjoyed them..squelch  | |||
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"Are they crumbs on your lips?? Only for you
Am I only worth a few crumbs "What gave you that idea? Think more Hansel and Gretal and the breadcrumb trail, although with a happy ending | |||
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"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help? I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat I have some McGyver skills "aight, lets go try get that POS sorted... *picks up the heavy toolbox and beckons the witcher and the nurse-of-the-day on* | |||
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"Are they crumbs on your lips?? Only for you
Am I only worth a few crumbs
What gave you that idea?
Think more Hansel and Gretal and the breadcrumb trail, although with a happy ending "Well we all enjoy the happy trail...  | |||
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"Pete you've destroyed my untarnished reputation here with these gas rumours...or should that be rep'toot'ation.... " | |||
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"Ger my man you got the gloves on you already, _ofusplus thought it was you yesterday, you disappeared right when it was Now 6 '80s special..... Sorry dude but i think even if it isnt you, you're probably best equipped to deal with Reds Rear Retreat.. Tonight my nomination is gerult as "the thing" " Who wouldn't enjoy a Reds Rear Retreat in fairness! | |||
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and I thought IL’s singing was dangerous ... Cap’n Nicole .. can we vote to give Red her own facilities at the other side of the ship | |||
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" and I thought IL’s singing was dangerous ... Cap’n Nicole .. can we vote to give Red her own facilities at the other side of the ship "Don't you start, you'd use my facilities, again, in a heartbeat!   | |||
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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually " You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie | |||
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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie "I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it | |||
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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie
I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it "Any "thing" ... | |||
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"Hey there's nothing wrong with my singing. A few lessons and I'll be stage bound in no time. " Gagged and bound | |||
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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie
I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it
Any "thing" ... "Are you saying the captain is the thing | |||
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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie
I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it
Any "thing" ...
Are you saying the captain is the thing "Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing | |||
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"Hey there's nothing wrong with my singing. A few lessons and I'll be stage bound in no time. Gagged and bound "Very enticing  | |||
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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie
I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it
Any "thing" ...
Are you saying the captain is the thing
Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing "Only Thing I am is a singer | |||
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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie
I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it
Any "thing" ...
Are you saying the captain is the thing
Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing
Only Thing I am is a swinger "Fixed that for you, you ain’t no singer | |||
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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie
I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it
Any "thing" ...
Are you saying the captain is the thing
Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing
Only Thing I am is a swinger
Fixed that for you, you ain’t no singer "I have my moments | |||
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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie
I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it
Any "thing" ...
Are you saying the captain is the thing
Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing
Only Thing I am is a swinger
Fixed that for you, you ain’t no singer
I have my moments "Tell that to DrP | |||
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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie
I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it
Any "thing" ...
Are you saying the captain is the thing
Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing
Only Thing I am is a swinger
Fixed that for you, you ain’t no singer
I have my moments "Swingers ... were all swingers | |||
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"Hello Hello hello is there anybody out there....." We’re all hiding from your singing | |||
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"Hello Hello hello is there anybody out there..... We’re all hiding from your singing "Or maybe you know I'm onto you . Ger My vote is for you. You I think are The Thing ... | |||
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"Pete you've destroyed my untarnished reputation here with these gas rumours...or should that be rep'toot'ation.... "Re'poo'tation more likely | |||
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But the heads are clear and one thing's for sure ... G80 from Cork has the stuff, the gloves and the hoover to do it....you get our vote again
30 minutes to vote guys.
... or do we get Red to clean up her own mess? | |||
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"Hey there's nothing wrong with my singing. A few lessons and I'll be stage bound in no time. " Madame... *sighs, with a candid look on his face* You make the Hydrogen sonata sound like something composed by a baby Mozart and Beethoven might have had if sex and DNA recombination worked that way... | |||
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"Sorry guys, we were, erm, doing a stockcheck of the bar
But the heads are clear and one thing's for sure ... G80 from Cork has the stuff, the gloves and the hoover to do it....you get our vote again
30 minutes to vote guys.
... or do we get Red to clean up her own mess? "No mess tonight guys, clean as a whistle, ive been watching what i was eating  | |||
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"IL, your legendary oral skills could have flushed out the thing, " Did I kill it .... Should I sing again.. | |||
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I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy. | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy."Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me  | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me "What? You feel better now, all cleared out | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out"That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty "I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae  | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae "Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit "Oh should i take it off? | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae "*starts with a high pitched voice* the biscuits were right there on the counter, and you never said you wanted any! Whaaaaat? Besides, we only got rich tea, none of the chocolate ones, so... I was pretty sure you'd give them a pass but tell ya what, tell me how I can make up for my indiscretions | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?"You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?"Maybe just pop out a little nipple, just to check the temperature, the hardness should let us know if ger fixed the boiler | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
*starts with a high pitched voice*
the biscuits were right there on the counter, and you never said you wanted any! Whaaaaat?
Besides, we only got rich tea, none of the chocolate ones, so... I was pretty sure you'd give them a pass
but tell ya what, tell me how I can make up for my indiscretions "Ill have to think about that... | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?
You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer ". In your mouth to shut you up for a while | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?
Maybe just pop out a little nipple, just to check the temperature, the hardness should let us know if ger fixed the boiler "If the lack of heat means that there’ll be awesome boobage on show then the heating is never getting fixed. I can guaran-goddam-tee it | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?
You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer .
In your mouth to shut you up for a while "I eggspected nothing less | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?
You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer .
In your mouth to shut you up for a while
I eggspected nothing less "You're some yolk! | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?
You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer .
In your mouth to shut you up for a while
I eggspected nothing less
You're some yolk! "Slight eggsaggeration ... I’m more sunny side up | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?
You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer .
In your mouth to shut you up for a while
I eggspected nothing less
You're some yolk!
Slight eggsaggeration ... I’m more sunny side up "
Im so OVER your EASY ass | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?
You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer .
In your mouth to shut you up for a while
I eggspected nothing less
You're some yolk!
Slight eggsaggeration ... I’m more sunny side up
Im so OVER your EASY ass "You’ll come scrambling back | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?
You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer .
In your mouth to shut you up for a while
I eggspected nothing less
You're some yolk!
Slight eggsaggeration ... I’m more sunny side up
Im so OVER your EASY ass
You’ll come scrambling back "Just dont be shell shocked when i dont babe | |||
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"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me? Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues
I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.
Are you slipping things into my drinks? . That warrants a vote from me
What? You feel better now, all cleared out
That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty
I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae
Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit
Oh should i take it off?
You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer .
In your mouth to shut you up for a while
I eggspected nothing less
You're some yolk!
Slight eggsaggeration ... I’m more sunny side up
Im so OVER your EASY ass
You’ll come scrambling back
Just dont be shell shocked when i dont babe "Free Range ... | |||
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"Clear the way! *walks in with space suit, visor down, gently picks up the witchers pants up, carries him down the hallway to decontamination room, runs the cycle three times to make sure all egg converted matter is gone, and takes the lump body to the infirmary and sets it down into medical bay* You got off better then expected, your eyelashes and eyebrows did not melt from the gasses... " I’m just happy that I got a chance to clear my name | |||
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"Clear the way! *walks in with space suit, visor down, gently picks up the witchers pants up, carries him down the hallway to decontamination room, runs the cycle three times to make sure all egg converted matter is gone, and takes the lump body to the infirmary and sets it down into medical bay* You got off better then expected, your eyelashes and eyebrows did not melt from the gasses... I’m just happy that I got a chance to clear my name " Well i'll be | |||
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"Clear the way! *walks in with space suit, visor down, gently picks up the witchers pants up, carries him down the hallway to decontamination room, runs the cycle three times to make sure all egg converted matter is gone, and takes the lump body to the infirmary and sets it down into medical bay* You got off better then expected, your eyelashes and eyebrows did not melt from the gasses... I’m just happy that I got a chance to clear my name " You’ll need another few showers | |||
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"At least I'll get an omelette made every day... "How do you like your eggs in the morning?  | |||
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"Clear the way! *walks in with space suit, visor down, gently picks up the witchers pants up, carries him down the hallway to decontamination room, runs the cycle three times to make sure all egg converted matter is gone, and takes the lump body to the infirmary and sets it down into medical bay* You got off better then expected, your eyelashes and eyebrows did not melt from the gasses... I’m just happy that I got a chance to clear my name Well i'll be "Once again I leave you disappointed | |||
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"At least I'll get an omelette made every day...
How do you like your eggs in the morning? "Without laxatives I suppose | |||
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"At least I'll get an omelette made every day...
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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Once again I leave you disappointed "It's OK, I saw your bare ass | |||
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"The thing seems to have silenced the crew...... Its lonely here in space" I've been here waiting for my cocktail | |||
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"The thing seems to have silenced the crew...... Its lonely here in space I've been here waiting for my cocktail "I put the tablets in mine, think ill need them tonight... Whats your poison Red ? | |||
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"I think im having the omelette aren't i... "I see someone decided to bring out the big gun! *bends lower and takes a long hard look* | |||
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"I think im having the omelette aren't i...
I see someone decided to bring out the big gun!
*bends lower and takes a long hard look*"You're a brave man getting that close... | |||
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"I think im having the omelette aren't i...
I see someone decided to bring out the big gun!
*bends lower and takes a long hard look*
You're a brave man getting that close... "*bends upwards, his eyes still fixated, cocks his head in a little nod* It's goddamn worth it! Especially if it's gonna end this thing | |||
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"I dropped off after drinking alone last night, red disappeared so i had to drink her cocktail too.... Suspicious me thinks, could these eggs be fuel for the thing? " Ive eggshausted the egg addiction now, ive over egged the pudding,i may have to make an eggsit before this gets any worse.  | |||
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"I dropped off after drinking alone last night, red disappeared so i had to drink her cocktail too.... Suspicious me thinks, could these eggs be fuel for the thing? Ive eggshausted the egg addiction now, ive over egged the pudding,i may have to make an eggsit before this gets any worse. "Eggsellent idea... moving on.. | |||
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"*clears his throat* so guys... a couple of things... First, I'd like you to know that the life support systems are back to nominal. We have located the source of the problem *slaps a foot long double dildo, wrapped in a biohazard sample bag, on the table* we found this stuck in the atmosphere processor intake valve... Now, we dont know how it wound up there, or why, or whatever, but if its the thing behind this, I have no idea what this means. If its not, again, I don't understand how anyone would want to do this, man! *shifts his weight a bit* on another note, captn, whats the story with those samples we collected? tests back yet? also, you really think its a good idea to split up individually like that? the thing could attack you and there'd be nobody there to help you? " Double dildo.. Dr... interesting | |||
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"*clears his throat* so guys... a couple of things... First, I'd like you to know that the life support systems are back to nominal. We have located the source of the problem *slaps a foot long double dildo, wrapped in a biohazard sample bag, on the table* we found this stuck in the atmosphere processor intake valve... Now, we dont know how it wound up there, or why, or whatever, but if its the thing behind this, I have no idea what this means. If its not, again, I don't understand how anyone would want to do this, man! *shifts his weight a bit* on another note, captn, whats the story with those samples we collected? tests back yet? also, you really think its a good idea to split up individually like that? the thing could attack you and there'd be nobody there to help you? " Extremely worrying development, that dildo. If I remember correctly, a certain crew member used a similar-looking double dildo as a defensive weapon way back in another dimension
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"*clears his throat* so guys... a couple of things... First, I'd like you to know that the life support systems are back to nominal. We have located the source of the problem *slaps a foot long double dildo, wrapped in a biohazard sample bag, on the table* we found this stuck in the atmosphere processor intake valve... Now, we dont know how it wound up there, or why, or whatever, but if its the thing behind this, I have no idea what this means. If its not, again, I don't understand how anyone would want to do this, man! *shifts his weight a bit* on another note, captn, whats the story with those samples we collected? tests back yet? also, you really think its a good idea to split up individually like that? the thing could attack you and there'd be nobody there to help you? Extremely worrying development, that dildo. If I remember correctly, a certain crew member used a similar-looking double dildo as a defensive weapon way back in another dimension
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"Extremely worrying development, that dildo. If I remember correctly, a certain crew member used a similar-looking double dildo as a defensive weapon way back in another dimension
They may have been innocent then, but can they STILL be innocent?
not after that dildo they aint!"Careful when handling it, we don't know where it's been | |||
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"Extremely worrying development, that dildo. If I remember correctly, a certain crew member used a similar-looking double dildo as a defensive weapon way back in another dimension
They may have been innocent then, but can they STILL be innocent?
not after that dildo they aint!
Careful when handling it, we don't know where it's been "Is there any silver bikini fabric on it? | |||
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"Extremely worrying development, that dildo. If I remember correctly, a certain crew member used a similar-looking double dildo as a defensive weapon way back in another dimension
They may have been innocent then, but can they STILL be innocent?
not after that dildo they aint!
Careful when handling it, we don't know where it's been
Is there any silver bikini fabric on it? "Was there egg on it? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/21 14:25:58] Do things eat eggs or just lay them?. Red???? " Eh..you'd have to ask a thing,not a crew member/nurse/gas woman altogether. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/21 14:25:58] Do things eat eggs or just lay them?. Red???? Eh..you'd have to ask a thing,not a crew member/nurse/gas woman altogether. "Uh huh..... Every-THING | |||
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"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red" Nooooooo....ah go on so, just a quick tickle | |||
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"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red" Thank god I still have the gloves on | |||
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"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red Thank god I still have the gloves on " This is going to get messy, we need to strap her uo and go deep lads....... | |||
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"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red Thank god I still have the gloves on This is going to get messy, we need to strap her uo and go deep lads....... " Ah here lads calm down, ive just had my omelette | |||
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"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red Thank god I still have the gloves on This is going to get messy, we need to strap her uo and go deep lads....... Ah here lads calm down, ive just had my omelette "Ok, I am pretty sure this will be a futile excercise, but lets get it done with, and then I need to ask: where the hell is IL gone?!?! (btw, got RL obligations, I might wink out for a few hours) | |||
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"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red Thank god I still have the gloves on This is going to get messy, we need to strap her uo and go deep lads....... Ah here lads calm down, ive just had my omelette
Ok, I am pretty sure this will be a futile excercise, but lets get it done with, and then I need to ask: where the hell is IL gone?!?!
(btw, got RL obligations, I might wink out for a few hours)"IL has gone into hiding since I accused her of being the Thing. | |||
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"Does it have to be one crew member? I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo...... But how would that affect the thing? "It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship.... " A vaginal tug of war...bring it on...but i have a firm grip..just sayin | |||
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"Does it have to be one crew member? I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo...... But how would that affect the thing? "It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship.... A vaginal tug of war...bring it on...but i have a firm grip..just sayin "Now we are talkin'.... | |||
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"Does it have to be one crew member? I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo...... But how would that affect the thing? "It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship.... A vaginal tug of war...bring it on...but i have a firm grip..just sayin
Now we are talkin'.... "Yes its eggstraordinary | |||
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"Does it have to be one crew member? I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo...... But how would that affect the thing? "It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship.... A vaginal tug of war...bring it on...but i have a firm grip..just sayin
Now we are talkin'....
Yes its eggstraordinary "It will definitely get a standing ovulation... | |||
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"Does it have to be one crew member? I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo...... But how would that affect the thing? "It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship.... A vaginal tug of war...bring it on...but i have a firm grip..just sayin
Now we are talkin'....
Yes its eggstraordinary
It will definitely get a standing ovulation... "Ok Hemford that was a step too far | |||
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"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red Thank god I still have the gloves on This is going to get messy, we need to strap her uo and go deep lads....... Ah here lads calm down, ive just had my omelette
Ok, I am pretty sure this will be a futile excercise, but lets get it done with, and then I need to ask: where the hell is IL gone?!?!
(btw, got RL obligations, I might wink out for a few hours)
IL has gone into hiding since I accused her of being the Thing. "Been acting strange since alright.. I have a bad feeling too... Gerald we were wrong about you maybe we should start listening to you | |||
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"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound" Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party... | |||
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"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party... "Im sure she will turn up when she gets hungry.... Maybe she's with the captain? LP i thought you said "the only way to find her is DP"..... | |||
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"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party...
Im sure she will turn up when she gets hungry....
Maybe she's with the captain?
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"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party...
Im sure she will turn up when she gets hungry....
Maybe she's with the captain?
LP i thought you said "the only way to find her is DP".....
Only a thing would lower the tone like you always do "Ever since you set foot on this ship all you do is raise my thing... I just wondered,how have you hidden yourself from us so well,and now i know, you delved into the depraved minds of 21st century men, found their idea of the perfect body and decided to claim it, to distract us from the fact "YOU ARE THE THING!!!!" | |||
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"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party...
Im sure she will turn up when she gets hungry....
Maybe she's with the captain?
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2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed | |||
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"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party...
Im sure she will turn up when she gets hungry....
Maybe she's with the captain?
LP i thought you said "the only way to find her is DP".....
Only a thing would lower the tone like you always do
Ever since you set foot on this ship all you do is raise my thing...
I just wondered,how have you hidden yourself from us so well,and now i know, you delved into the depraved minds of 21st century men, found their idea of the perfect body and decided to claim it, to distract us from the fact "YOU ARE THE THING!!!!" "See now you're thinking with your thing and talking through your arse, you're definitely infected with thingy stuff | |||
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"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later
2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed "In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides | |||
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"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later
2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed
In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides"This is true! | |||
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"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later
2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed
In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides
This is true! "As a wise man once said, make love not war | |||
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"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later
2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed
In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides
This is true!
As a wise man once said, make love not war "It's been a blast since the blast in fairness | |||
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"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later
2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed
In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides
This is true!
As a wise man once said, make love not war
It's been a blast since the blast in fairness "It matters not who gets the dildo, I'll be bringing popcorn and soda for everyone...... Shaping up for a good show | |||
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"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later
2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed
In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides
This is true!
As a wise man once said, make love not war
It's been a blast since the blast in fairness "Even the wet patch? | |||
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"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later
2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed
In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides
This is true!
As a wise man once said, make love not war
It's been a blast since the blast in fairness
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"2 hours to vote so we're kicking it off... It's been a whirlwind 24 hours and we're still none the wiser. But we notice Inquisitive has been very quiet today. We're thinking she's feeling the heat, so our vote goes to Inquisitive Lady (sozzz) "As much as i would love to vote for Miss Bean Can Eggy Butt.... It has to be Inquisitive Lady too, very suspicious today | |||
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"2 hours to vote so we're kicking it off... It's been a whirlwind 24 hours and we're still none the wiser. But we notice Inquisitive has been very quiet today. We're thinking she's feeling the heat, so our vote goes to Inquisitive Lady (sozzz)
As much as i would love to vote for Miss Bean Can Eggy Butt....
It has to be Inquisitive Lady too, very suspicious today
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"2 hours to vote so we're kicking it off... It's been a whirlwind 24 hours and we're still none the wiser. But we notice Inquisitive has been very quiet today. We're thinking she's feeling the heat, so our vote goes to Inquisitive Lady (sozzz)
As much as i would love to vote for Miss Bean Can Eggy Butt....
It has to be Inquisitive Lady too, very suspicious today
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"Ok where's the dildo.... "Dreams do come true..... | |||
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"Ok where's the dildo....
Dreams do come true.....
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"Ok where's the dildo....
Dreams do come true.....
Filth!...mr thing "Yeah, i think i need to be hosed down.... Looks like you got away with it again.... Me thinks you must have friends in high places, maybe in "CAHOOTS" with the captain, how many things are there onboard..... The paranoia is driving me insane.... | |||
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"Ok where's the dildo....
Dreams do come true.....
Filth!...mr thing
Yeah, i think i need to be hosed down....
Looks like you got away with it again....
Me thinks you must have friends in high places, maybe in "CAHOOTS" with the captain, how many things are there onboard.....
The paranoia is driving me insane....
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"Capn... *a dark, ominous sound to his voice* Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far? " Remind us what they were being tested for? | |||
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"Capn... *a dark, ominous sound to his voice* Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far? Remind us what they were being tested for? "Sexiness | |||
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"evening" Strange goings on tonight... Howls and moans coming from the lower decks, i think there are a few things on the rampage, Silver bikini clad nurses draining the life serum out of unsuspecting space cowboys as they sleep.... Ive been eating pineapple and mango for the last few days so ill be ready for them..... | |||
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"Capn... *a dark, ominous sound to his voice* Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far? Remind us what they were being tested for? "How bout DNA analysis or whetever that will let us see if any of them are contaminated in any way? | |||
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"Capn... *a dark, ominous sound to his voice* Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far? Remind us what they were being tested for?
How bout DNA analysis or whetever that will let us see if any of them are contaminated in any way?"DVP anal ysis statistical information is available on all crewmembers, so perhaps this should be checked in the database... Thats a great idea, DrP. | |||
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"Capn... *a dark, ominous sound to his voice* Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far? Remind us what they were being tested for?
How bout DNA analysis or whetever that will let us see if any of them are contaminated in any way?
DVP anal ysis statistical information is available on all crewmembers, so perhaps this should be checked in the database...
Thats a great idea, DrP.
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