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Worst Things In The Morning..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Inspired by the fact that little milk goblins stole all my milk during the night and the coffee going down black..what’s everyone’s pet morning time hate?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grumpy people... yeah okay you are not a morning person.... no need to be an ass about it....  "
I swear i didn’t have a 3 minute rage at the empty milk carton ...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Getting out of bed 
Depends whose in there, and if they’ve farted 
And I was going to say I wouldn't kick you out of it "
If it wasn’t the taytos I’d eaten in there the night before then we’d say fair enough.. someone would have to get the milk like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you sleep in by accident and then have to do everything in a mad rush.
Only rivalled by waking up bursting for a pee but one of your teenagers is already in the bathroom having an hour long shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stubbing your toe off something, one of those electric shock bastards that stop you in your tracks because it feels like your foot has been amputated.... Dont like them in the morning especially...
But no milk pretty close |
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Getting my oldest up every morning I’m screaming honestly rising the titanic would be easier then getting her up .... and to top it all off she’s not a morning person so every morning tensions are high. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't have any. Mornings are the best time of the day. Peace and quiet and never rushing. All at my own pace. Have never owned an alarm clock or set one on my phone. "
Dude you need to get out more  |
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"Don't have any. Mornings are the best time of the day. Peace and quiet and never rushing. All at my own pace. Have never owned an alarm clock or set one on my phone.
Dude you need to get out more "
One of the joys of getting up early. Get out more and enjoy the day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Waking up and realising you fell asleep while eating a Twister is another one actually..
That would never happen me "
Because you wouldn’t waste one Belle..?
Or wouldn’t let a gentleman go asleep without finishing the licking..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't have any. Mornings are the best time of the day. Peace and quiet and never rushing. All at my own pace. Have never owned an alarm clock or set one on my phone.
Dude you need to get out more
One of the joys of getting up early. Get out more and enjoy the day. "
I'd actually love to be like that but I'm sadly far from it. I can appreciate how peaceful the mornings would be if I started them a lot sooner  |
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"When you sleep in by accident and then have to do everything in a mad rush.
Only rivalled by waking up bursting for a pee but one of your teenagers is already in the bathroom having an hour long shower "
That's when I'm thrilled not to have a key for the bathroom door |
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That first move out from under the duvet is definitely the worst
