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The Thing - Game Thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well here's the game thread folks!

Hopefully it's not too confusing and is more a distraction than anything else!

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- There is only be one Thing

to start with...

- Instead of the Thing killing players off they will RECRUIT players to join them!

There will only be a maximum of FOUR Things at any one time.

- Everyone can discuss on the thread who they think the Thing/Things are, who themselves will obviously bluff, and just general stuff too sure!

- The mission leader

, chosen at random, can potentially end the game. They can call for a rescue team to rescue the crew by holding a group vote.

If there are any Things remaining and everyone votes YES then the Things win by escaping into the world.

If all Things are sussed out and everyone votes YES then the crew win and are saved.

However, the mission leader can be infected and retain their role... So they may be calling an end to the mission for sinister reasons...

- There will be various roles given out to certain players, at random, and in secret as the game progresses;

RESEARCHER: This role will allow one player to secretly test one of their crew mates each day. They'll message me asking if a particular person is a human or a Thing and I will tell them.

The trick will be to not reveal yourself as the researcher otherwise you'll be a prime target and if recruited will lose your ability!

DOCTOR: This role will allow one player to save themselves or a fellow crew member each night from being infected and recruited.

Once again, if recruited you will lose your ability!

- For the first few days there will be NO voting to oust the Things. Their presence will be a surprise to the crew who in the meantime are simply going about their latest mission! Plus the story telling is fun so I wanna set the scene!

- Once the voting kicks into action their will be a designated 'daytime' and 'night-time' again.

During the 'daytime' crew will vote for who they believe is a Thing and at the end of the day that person will be tested... If they are human they MAY NOT be eliminated. If they're a Thing they WILL be eliminated.

However, cabin fever may result in those who have been voted for to be killed off by the crew. A predetermined pattern set by myself will determine if players voted for survive or not.

- The Thing can only manifest during periods of solar flares (once every other day) so the crew will be alerted to such and only during those days and their 'night-time' will the Thing/Things message in private and decide upon who they wish to infect and recruit. That player will be notified by morning.

- Outside of the mission leader calling a vote if the number of players infected exceeds more than half of the overall number then the game will end and the Things will win!

If all Things are discovered, the crew is victorious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Active crew:

Shameless

Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The year is 3047...

A distress signal has been received from the SC Avalon, a starship that disappeared upon its maiden voyage almost half a century ago, found orbiting Uranus.

Special Forces have deployed a rescue vessel to investigate; the SF Sabrewing.

Heading the SF Sabrewing and it's crew are decorated starship leaders The_ofusplus, known for their reckless determination, focus under pressure and dynamite top bollocks

Upon arrival at the Avalon the crew is met with an ominous sign...a space goat!

"I'll volunteer to inspect it" says LadyPleaser19

"Keep it in your pants, LP, now isn't the time!" orders the_ofusplus

Venturing further inside the Avalon they find no evidence of the crew nor any origin for the distress signal. The ship appears to be desolate with no signs of function.

Suddenly an explosion reverberates around the Avalon and Sabrewing. Solar flares from the sun's magnetic fields cause the Avalon's' gravity drive to engage resulting in a shock wave that damages SF Sabrewing and their lines of communication.

Unable to disembark and board their rescue vessel the crew are left stranded upon the Avalon, floating perilously close to Uranus...

Determined to discover the fate of the souls upon the Avalon, the_ofusplus orders the crew to see through their mission...and take refuge in the starship until they can send a distress signal of their own....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

Well come on team 'Sa-brewing' (Nicole's pronunciation

), roll up yer space sleeves and get to work! First job is to grab the goat Keano and LP19 and milk it for info. Use whatever tactics necessary to extract results

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

Well come on team 'Sa-brewing' (Nicole's pronunciation

), roll up yer space sleeves and get to work! First job is to grab the goat Keano and LP19 and milk it for info. Use whatever tactics necessary to extract results

Seeems to have a strange but attractive shade of lipstick on it 2ofus ... quite alluring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

Well come on team 'Sa-brewing' (Nicole's pronunciation

), roll up yer space sleeves and get to work! First job is to grab the goat Keano and LP19 and milk it for info. Use whatever tactics necessary to extract results

I'll hold their handbags Nicole

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

Well come on team 'Sa-brewing' (Nicole's pronunciation

), roll up yer space sleeves and get to work! First job is to grab the goat Keano and LP19 and milk it for info. Use whatever tactics necessary to extract results

Seeems to have a strange but attractive shade of lipstick on it 2ofus ... quite alluring

Don't be fooled by puckered goat lips LP, it could be a trap

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

I haven’t seen a flare that impressive since John Travolta’s white suit in Saturday Night Fever

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

Well come on team 'Sa-brewing' (Nicole's pronunciation

), roll up yer space sleeves and get to work! First job is to grab the goat Keano and LP19 and milk it for info. Use whatever tactics necessary to extract results

Seeems to have a strange but attractive shade of lipstick on it 2ofus ... quite alluring

Don't be fooled by puckered goat lips LP, it could be a trap

Don’t worry about me... although Keano may have got a little too close...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven’t seen a flare that impressive since John Travolta’s white suit in Saturday Night Fever"

As long as we're Staying Alive....

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I haven’t seen a flare that impressive since John Travolta’s white suit in Saturday Night Fever

As long as we're Staying Alive...."

Do not blame it in n the sunshine, blame it on the bogie

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

Well come on team 'Sa-brewing' (Nicole's pronunciation

), roll up yer space sleeves and get to work! First job is to grab the goat Keano and LP19 and milk it for info. Use whatever tactics necessary to extract results

Seeems to have a strange but attractive shade of lipstick on it 2ofus ... quite alluring

Don't be fooled by puckered goat lips LP, it could be a trap

Don’t worry about me... although Keano may have got a little too close...

Game over man, it's game over!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

Well come on team 'Sa-brewing' (Nicole's pronunciation

), roll up yer space sleeves and get to work! First job is to grab the goat Keano and LP19 and milk it for info. Use whatever tactics necessary to extract results

Seeems to have a strange but attractive shade of lipstick on it 2ofus ... quite alluring

Don't be fooled by puckered goat lips LP, it could be a trap

Don’t worry about me... although Keano may have got a little too close...

How close is too close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven’t seen a flare that impressive since John Travolta’s white suit in Saturday Night Fever

As long as we're Staying Alive....

Do not blame it in n the sunshine, blame it on the bogie

That bogie thing ...

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

Well come on team 'Sa-brewing' (Nicole's pronunciation

), roll up yer space sleeves and get to work! First job is to grab the goat Keano and LP19 and milk it for info. Use whatever tactics necessary to extract results

Seeems to have a strange but attractive shade of lipstick on it 2ofus ... quite alluring

Don't be fooled by puckered goat lips LP, it could be a trap

Don’t worry about me... although Keano may have got a little too close...

How close is too close

You’re gonna have to see it to believe it

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

Well come on team 'Sa-brewing' (Nicole's pronunciation

), roll up yer space sleeves and get to work! First job is to grab the goat Keano and LP19 and milk it for info. Use whatever tactics necessary to extract results

Seeems to have a strange but attractive shade of lipstick on it 2ofus ... quite alluring

Don't be fooled by puckered goat lips LP, it could be a trap

Don’t worry about me... although Keano may have got a little too close...

How close is too close

You’re gonna have to see it to believe it

Dang, should have allowed him his handbag for protection

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"I haven’t seen a flare that impressive since John Travolta’s white suit in Saturday Night Fever

As long as we're Staying Alive....

Do not blame it in n the sunshine, blame it on the bogie

That bogie thing ... "

IL, can you check out the Bridge and report on any clues. Any more goats, send them LP19's way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank God the _ofusplus is in charge ... taking names and kicking ass...

Well come on team 'Sa-brewing' (Nicole's pronunciation

), roll up yer space sleeves and get to work! First job is to grab the goat Keano and LP19 and milk it for info. Use whatever tactics necessary to extract results

Seeems to have a strange but attractive shade of lipstick on it 2ofus ... quite alluring

Don't be fooled by puckered goat lips LP, it could be a trap

Don’t worry about me... although Keano may have got a little too close...

How close is too close

You’re gonna have to see it to believe it

Dang, should have allowed him his handbag for protection

Though if we peeped into it we might find some clues about this Guy

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Though if we peeped into it we might find some clues about this Guy

Good thinking Sherlock

He's gone a long time now ... Geralt and drproton, search the ship, take your Chanel's with you, follow the trail of goat droppings and you'll surely find Keano

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Though if we peeped into it we might find some clues about this Guy

Good thinking Sherlock

He's gone a long time now ... Geralt and drproton, search the ship, take your Chanel's with you, follow the trail of goat droppings and you'll surely find Keano

Keano and Lp19 are possibly in cahoots with the goats. Approach with caution....

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Though if we peeped into it we might find some clues about this Guy

Good thinking Sherlock

He's gone a long time now ... Geralt and drproton, search the ship, take your Chanel's with you, follow the trail of goat droppings and you'll surely find Keano

Keano and Lp19 are possibly in cahoots with the goats. Approach with caution.... "

Have you that Jameson IL, we need to regain focus

I've got the buffalo Hunky Dorys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Though if we peeped into it we might find some clues about this Guy

Good thinking Sherlock

He's gone a long time now ... Geralt and drproton, search the ship, take your Chanel's with you, follow the trail of goat droppings and you'll surely find Keano

Keano and Lp19 are possibly in cahoots with the goats. Approach with caution....

Have you that Jameson IL, we need to regain focus

I've got the buffalo Hunky Dorys

Shall I pour you one too and we can come up with some ideas that will make the wolves look like puppies

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

Though if we peeped into it we might find some clues about this Guy

Good thinking Sherlock

He's gone a long time now ... Geralt and drproton, search the ship, take your Chanel's with you, follow the trail of goat droppings and you'll surely find Keano

Affirmitive.

*flips the scanner to GOAT droppings settings and descends down the corridor*

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Though if we peeped into it we might find some clues about this Guy

Good thinking Sherlock

He's gone a long time now ... Geralt and drproton, search the ship, take your Chanel's with you, follow the trail of goat droppings and you'll surely find Keano

Keano and Lp19 are possibly in cahoots with the goats. Approach with caution....

Have you that Jameson IL, we need to regain focus

I've got the buffalo Hunky Dorys

Shall I pour you one too and we can come up with some ideas that will make the wolves look like puppies

Yes, we'll have ours on the (space) rocks please

The smell of it will surely alert the rest of the crew

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Though if we peeped into it we might find some clues about this Guy

Good thinking Sherlock

He's gone a long time now ... Geralt and drproton, search the ship, take your Chanel's with you, follow the trail of goat droppings and you'll surely find Keano

Affirmitive.

*flips the scanner to GOAT droppings settings and descends down the corridor*"

Good man, be extra careful of goats in silver bikinis

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

*can be heard from the general direction*

F**KING PIECE OF SH*T, AAARGGH

*a few shots are fired*

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

*walks up to the commander, covered in whitish goo waist down*

Sir, encountered one goat sir. Had to take extreme measures for self defence. Did not have possession of silver bikini. However...

*produces a piece of tattered cloth on which one make out letters CR17*

It did have this on it. Apologies for the extensive damage sir, I hope further analysis of the specimen can offer some response.

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Good morning spacers, I’ve the coffee on in the canteen for whoever is up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dr Leitrim wearing his trademark white coat walks into the room and assesses the situation before him

He stands there scratching his head....and turning to each crew member looks them up and down.

Spending rather too long on Nicole and Inquisitive Lady's cleavages.

Still scratching his head, he mutters something to himself, winks at Nicole and walks off.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was off having my silver bikini dry cleaned, im ready for action now

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"I was off having my silver bikini dry cleaned, im ready for action now

*Eyes RedHott really slow and carefully...*

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Good morning spacers, I’ve the coffee on in the canteen for whoever is up"

What a night .. phew... coffee is needed ,. Anything stronger going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was off having my silver bikini dry cleaned, im ready for action now

*Eyes RedHott really slow and carefully...*"

Eyes up please!

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Good morning spacers, I’ve the coffee on in the canteen for whoever is up

What a night .. phew... coffee is needed ,. Anything stronger going

I’m sure I can find something to Irish it up a little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning Cadets. Are we ready to Rock and Roll. Let me slip into my little silver number before I fix you all something a little stronger than coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning Cadets. Are we ready to Rock and Roll. Let me slip into my little silver number before I fix you all something a little stronger than coffee.

Too early for a cocktail?

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Good morning Cadets. Are we ready to Rock and Roll. Let me slip into my little silver number before I fix you all something a little stronger than coffee.

Too early for a cocktail?

Speaking of which.... has anyone found Keano and the Goat...

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Morning team Sa-brewing

Jameson coffees all round please IL, we need a bit of focus for this massive rescue mission.

Dr Leitrim, you'll be a while finding my cleavage, abandon that task!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning Cadets. Are we ready to Rock and Roll. Let me slip into my little silver number before I fix you all something a little stronger than coffee.

Too early for a cocktail?

Shall I make your usual.. ?

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Good morning Cadets. Are we ready to Rock and Roll. Let me slip into my little silver number before I fix you all something a little stronger than coffee.

Too early for a cocktail?

Morntini sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning team Sa-brewing

Jameson coffees all round please IL, we need a bit of focus for this massive rescue mission.

Dr Leitrim, you'll be a while finding my cleavage, abandon that task! "

You can borrow some of mine i have lots to spare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning Cadets. Are we ready to Rock and Roll. Let me slip into my little silver number before I fix you all something a little stronger than coffee.

Too early for a cocktail?

Shall I make your usual.. ? "

Make it an XL please. I need a kick start this morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning team Sa-brewing

Jameson coffees all round please IL, we need a bit of focus for this massive rescue mission.

Dr Leitrim, you'll be a while finding my cleavage, abandon that task! "

Coming right up ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning Cadets. Are we ready to Rock and Roll. Let me slip into my little silver number before I fix you all something a little stronger than coffee.

Too early for a cocktail?

Speaking of which.... has anyone found Keano and the Goat...

Were you not with him

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Good morning Cadets. Are we ready to Rock and Roll. Let me slip into my little silver number before I fix you all something a little stronger than coffee.

Too early for a cocktail?

Speaking of which.... has anyone found Keano and the Goat...

Were you not with him

I got knocked out by that solar flare...... woke up .. they were gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning Cadets. Are we ready to Rock and Roll. Let me slip into my little silver number before I fix you all something a little stronger than coffee.

Too early for a cocktail?

Speaking of which.... has anyone found Keano and the Goat...

Were you not with him

I got knocked out by that solar flare...... woke up .. they were gone

So we now need a separate mission to find them both..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dr Leitrim walks back into the room....strangely still scratching his head....

He does his trademark "week at the knees smile", James wobbles a bit and quickly grabs himself a chair.

He turns looks Redhott up and down, aroused he nonchalantly adjusts his now visible erection.

"Ladies, fellow crew members" he starts to speak slowly, scratching furiously now...

"has anyone found Keano and the goat?, I seem to have" scratching even more now

"Nits"..............

"I think the goats might be to blame"

"Inquisitive lady could you please come to my quarters with me and apply some ointment" he now asks rather pathetically

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"I was off having my silver bikini dry cleaned, im ready for action now

*Eyes RedHott really slow and carefully...*

Eyes up please!

*brings his eyes up as far as the cleavage and a confused look crosses his face*

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

If we don’t find a way off this damned ship soon we’re gonna enter Uranus and with no power it’s not going to be gentle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Upon a routine inspection of the sleeping quarters of the Avalon, searching for any evidence of the ships crew, LadyPleaser19 and Redhott sense an ominous presence...

"Sorry" remarks Redhott, "I had eggs for breakfast"

"No, it's not that" says LadyPleaser19 "...in the corner... Do you see something?"

Approaching with caution they notice a dark figure flickering in the background... It's... It's... The space goat again

"Dibs!!" shouts LadyPleaser19 excitedly. "I mean... what's it doing here?"

With no sign of the Avalon's crew the two speculate as to how anything could survive for so long upon the ship

"We should take it with us, at the very least we could hope to determine how it's lived upon the ship. We can keep it in the brig" says Redhott

"Good idea! You lead and I'll follow the goat from behind" squeals LadyPleaser19

Have they made the right choice... or a devastating one....

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

Oh oh me too Ger ..

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

Oh oh me too Ger .."

I might hide out in my cabin for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

Oh oh me too Ger ..

I might hide out in my cabin for a while"

What if there's something lurking there...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dodgy... very suspect

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

Oh oh me too Ger ..

I might hide out in my cabin for a while

What if there's something lurking there... "

I’ll try and keep it in my pants this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

Oh oh me too Ger ..

I might hide out in my cabin for a while

What if there's something lurking there...

I’ll try and keep it in my pants this time

Are they your silver ones..

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

Oh oh me too Ger ..

I might hide out in my cabin for a while

What if there's something lurking there...

I’ll try and keep it in my pants this time

Are they your silver ones.."

It’s my spare set

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

Oh oh me too Ger ..

I might hide out in my cabin for a while

What if there's something lurking there...

I’ll try and keep it in my pants this time

Are they your silver ones..

It’s my spare set"

The cute ones?

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

Oh oh me too Ger ..

I might hide out in my cabin for a while

What if there's something lurking there...

I’ll try and keep it in my pants this time

Are they your silver ones..

It’s my spare set

The cute ones? "

No they’re in the wash, these are the snug ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

Oh oh me too Ger ..

I might hide out in my cabin for a while

What if there's something lurking there...

I’ll try and keep it in my pants this time

Are they your silver ones..

It’s my spare set

The cute ones?

No they’re in the wash, these are the snug ones "

Well be careful of the Goat

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I’ve a baaaaad feeling about this

Oh oh me too Ger ..

I might hide out in my cabin for a while

What if there's something lurking there...

I’ll try and keep it in my pants this time

Are they your silver ones..

It’s my spare set

The cute ones?

No they’re in the wash, these are the snug ones

Well be careful of the Goat

I’ll keep an eye out for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dodgy... very suspect

Can you explain your whereabouts..... ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yay we got the kid back..as for the ominous presence..ill apologise to LP, i blame his poached eggs, lord knows he sent me enough pics of them

Keano is keeping very quiet indeed...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Inquisitive lady, Redhott stay here I might have found an escape pod big enough for the three of us to escape from this ship.

Stay here and say nothing to anyone else about it.

I just need to go and shave my head, ill be back shortly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on Redhott let's go I've got the keys. Have to be quick as he's only shaving his head. Let's take this thingy for a joy ride.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now that sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now that sounds like fun

I'll drive . I'm good at this. Buckle up. Grab the kid too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry ladies, seems I was mistaken its not an escape pod after all.

It was Nicole's vibrator.

But don't worry Ill keep on looking there has to be a way off this damn ship

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Now that sounds like fun

I'll drive . I'm good at this. Buckle up. Grab the kid too."

Eh, hello???

Sorry, we were at online mass, back to reality now

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

There shall be no escape pod joyrides

.... unless we go first

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Sorry ladies, seems I was mistaken its not an escape pod after all.

It was Nicole's vibrator.

But don't worry Ill keep on looking there has to be a way off this damn ship"

Eh, we have a mission to accomplished Dr Dublin .... I mean Dr Leitrim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now that sounds like fun

I'll drive . I'm good at this. Buckle up. Grab the kid too.

Eh, hello???

Sorry, we were at online mass, back to reality now

I mean grab Nicole..

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Now that sounds like fun

I'll drive . I'm good at this. Buckle up. Grab the kid too.

Eh, hello???

Sorry, we were at online mass, back to reality now

I mean grab Nicole..

That's better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now that sounds like fun

I'll drive . I'm good at this. Buckle up. Grab the kid too.

Eh, hello???

Sorry, we were at online mass, back to reality now

I mean grab Nicole..

That's better

Heres looking at you kid

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Heres looking at you kid

Speaking of kids, I sent LP19 and Redhott back to check on space goat, but they're not back yet and not answering their walkie-talkie thingys. Where are they now

Can you go and check it out IL, I'm busy filing my nails ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heres looking at you kid

Speaking of kids, I sent LP19 and Redhott back to check on space goat, but they're not back yet and not answering their walkie-talkie thingys. Where are they now

Can you go and check it out IL, I'm busy filing my nails ...."

Like seriously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heres looking at you kid

Speaking of kids, I sent LP19 and Redhott back to check on space goat, but they're not back yet and not answering their walkie-talkie thingys. Where are they now

Can you go and check it out IL, I'm busy filing my nails ....

Like seriously

Im here...(adjusts siver bikini)...I was eh..just checking on his eggs..

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Heres looking at you kid

Speaking of kids, I sent LP19 and Redhott back to check on space goat, but they're not back yet and not answering their walkie-talkie thingys. Where are they now

Can you go and check it out IL, I'm busy filing my nails ....

Like seriously

Im here...(adjusts siver bikini)...I was eh..just checking on his eggs..

Whats LP19 doing with eggs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heres looking at you kid

Speaking of kids, I sent LP19 and Redhott back to check on space goat, but they're not back yet and not answering their walkie-talkie thingys. Where are they now

Can you go and check it out IL, I'm busy filing my nails ....

Like seriously

Im here...(adjusts siver bikini)...I was eh..just checking on his eggs..

Whats LP19 doing with eggs?"

Nicole I sense something eggciting going on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The man has a thing for eggs, sometimes when he cooks them he doesn't even use a plate to serve them on, he improvises...(sorry not sorry LP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The man has a thing for eggs, sometimes when he cooks them he doesn't even use a plate to serve them on, he improvises...(sorry not sorry LP

x)"

No need for plates in space those eggs just float around

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"The man has a thing for eggs, sometimes when he cooks them he doesn't even use a plate to serve them on, he improvises...(sorry not sorry LP

No need for plates in space those eggs just float around

Eggsactly...

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"The man has a thing for eggs, sometimes when he cooks them he doesn't even use a plate to serve them on, he improvises...(sorry not sorry LP

No need for plates in space those eggs just float around

Eggsactly...

Oh TG LP19 you're back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually speaking of eggs . What's for dinner?? I know what I want for desert...

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"The man has a thing for eggs, sometimes when he cooks them he doesn't even use a plate to serve them on, he improvises...(sorry not sorry LP

No need for plates in space those eggs just float around

Eggsactly...

Oh TG LP19 you're back

It's getting hot in here, help me into my bikini space suit

The rest of you may watch if you like

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Actually speaking of eggs . What's for dinner?? I know what I want for desert... "

You've got your usual 5-course meal tablet

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"The man has a thing for eggs, sometimes when he cooks them he doesn't even use a plate to serve them on, he improvises...(sorry not sorry LP

No need for plates in space those eggs just float around

Eggsactly...

Oh TG LP19 you're back

It's getting hot in here, help me into my bikini space suit

The rest of you may watch if you like

My Pleasure Nicole... assume the position ...

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Dessert takes place on the bridge at 11

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Dessert takes place on the bridge at 11

Who will be Dessert tonight

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"The man has a thing for eggs, sometimes when he cooks them he doesn't even use a plate to serve them on, he improvises...(sorry not sorry LP

No need for plates in space those eggs just float around

Eggsactly...

Oh TG LP19 you're back

It's getting hot in here, help me into my bikini space suit

The rest of you may watch if you like

My Pleasure Nicole... assume the position ...

Which one tonight dear, the crab walk???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The man has a thing for eggs, sometimes when he cooks them he doesn't even use a plate to serve them on, he improvises...(sorry not sorry LP

No need for plates in space those eggs just float around

Eggsactly...

Oh TG LP19 you're back

It's getting hot in here, help me into my bikini space suit

The rest of you may watch if you like

My Pleasure Nicole... assume the position ...

Which one tonight dear, the crab walk???

Or the moon walk...

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"The man has a thing for eggs, sometimes when he cooks them he doesn't even use a plate to serve them on, he improvises...(sorry not sorry LP

No need for plates in space those eggs just float around

Eggsactly...

Oh TG LP19 you're back

It's getting hot in here, help me into my bikini space suit

The rest of you may watch if you like

My Pleasure Nicole... assume the position ...

Which one tonight dear, the crab walk???

Or the moon walk..."

I was thinking more .. standing wheelbarrow myself ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or a probe into the wormhole

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Or a probe into the wormhole

To boldly go where no man has gone before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a probe into the wormhole

To boldly go where no man has gone before

You wanna get astrophysical with me?

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Or a probe into the wormhole

To boldly go where no man has gone before

You wanna get astrophysical with me?

This could go inter dimensional

but I’m brining the Goat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a probe into the wormhole

To boldly go where no man has gone before

You wanna get astrophysical with me?

This could go inter dimensional

but I’m brining the Goat

Course you are...im expecting a massive launch though

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Or a probe into the wormhole

To boldly go where no man has gone before

You wanna get astrophysical with me?

This could go inter dimensional

but I’m brining the Goat

Course you are...im expecting a massive launch though

Let’s get you strapped down.. I mean ..strapped in ... the jump to light speed can be a little rough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a probe into the wormhole

To boldly go where no man has gone before

You wanna get astrophysical with me?

This could go inter dimensional

but I’m brining the Goat

Course you are...im expecting a massive launch though

Let’s get you strapped down.. I mean ..strapped in ... the jump to light speed can be a little rough

It's gonna be out of this world

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

* scratches his head *

I made a mutton of a goat already... so whats this goat here now?

are there more then one goats on this shio?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* scratches his head *

I made a mutton of a goat already... so whats this goat here now?

are there more then one goats on this shio?"

Well there was a cow but it disappeared near the Milky way.

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"* scratches his head *

I made a mutton of a goat already... so whats this goat here now?

are there more then one goats on this shio?

Well there was a cow but it disappeared near the Milky way. "

The cow is orbiting the mooo-n

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

Cap’n Nicole... when will you get the rest of the crew out’ve their hibernation pods... I think the more crew the quicker this mission will go..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

With the crew growing more and more wary over the fate of those on board the Avalon their interest in the space goat grew just as fast...

The_ofusplus has ordered the cadets to take shifts guarding the animal; to observe. Just how was it that a distress signal was sent with no signs of human life yet... Here it is...

White Witch was first to stand guard, observing nothing out of the ordinary...

As her shift ended, Drproton took over...

"I didn't sign up to stare at goats" he moaned

As he took his position the animal stood.. Staring... Right at him, not breaking. Making him uneasy... He tried to ignore it by reading the latest issue of "Sirius Asses"

When suddenly... He heard an ear piercing noise, emanating from the creature, who still stood staring blindly at him...

Recoiling, he shouted for back up, banging on the door to get out and away from the noise... The animal was... Breaking...

As the rest of the crew responded, Drproton found himself fixated on the occurrence unfolding before his eyes... Slumped, almost lifeless, blocking the crew's entry into the room

Erupting from the animal was a monstrous entity, indescribable to human eyes... The sound now deafening the room... The crew were desperately trying to break in...

Keanored took it upon himself, ripping off his throw away trousers to reveal his banana hammock... "I'm busting this door down!"

"OK, but why the banana..." remarked Inquisitive Lady not before he charged blindly towards the door...

Breaking it down the crew were met with the entity... This... THING...

Before anyone could gather what their eyes had seen... The entity had no sooner escaped through the vents and into the ship...

"Well slap my arse and call me Shirley, the fuck was that yoke?" said Geralt80

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not the kid...

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

You don’t see that everyday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And why Shirley

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan over a year ago

Tipperary

"And why Shirley

"
holy Lord, what a profile pic.

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"And why Shirley

I do a great cover of Shirley Bassey’s Moonraker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And why Shirley

I do a great cover of Shirley Bassey’s Moonraker

All these hidden clues....

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

Capt'n the_ofusplus, seeking permission to form into groups of four and search the ship for more weapons, I don't think these standard issue piss shooters will be of any use...

*takes a cigar out of his utility pocket and lights it up, blowing the smoke into air, looking at the lit end*

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Capt'n the_ofusplus, seeking permission to form into groups of four and search the ship for more weapons, I don't think these standard issue piss shooters will be of any use...

*takes a cigar out of his utility pocket and lights it up, blowing the smoke into air, looking at the lit end*"

* rudely awoken from nice nap by the kerfuffle *

Eh 'sup gang?

Right team, I have a great idea

We break into groups of four and search the ship for more weapons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Capt'n the_ofusplus, seeking permission to form into groups of four and search the ship for more weapons, I don't think these standard issue piss shooters will be of any use...

*takes a cigar out of his utility pocket and lights it up, blowing the smoke into air, looking at the lit end*

* rudely awoken from nice nap by the kerfuffle *

Eh 'sup gang?

Right team, I have a great idea

We break into groups of four and search the ship for more weapons

Im still traumatised over the goat

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ"

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ"

Shut up Shirley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ

Shut up Shirley

We could pop Shirley on the BBQ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ

Shut up Shirley

We could pop Shirley on the BBQ "

BBQ'd Shirley sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ

Shut up Shirley

We could pop Shirley on the BBQ

BBQ'd Shirley sausage "

There wouldn't be enough sausage for one never mind the crew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ

Shut up Shirley

We could pop Shirley on the BBQ

BBQ'd Shirley sausage

There wouldn't be enough sausage for one never mind the crew

Poor Shirley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ

Shut up Shirley

We could pop Shirley on the BBQ

BBQ'd Shirley sausage

There wouldn't be enough sausage for one never mind the crew

Poor Shirley

shirley with a small S

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ

Shut up Shirley

We could pop Shirley on the BBQ

BBQ'd Shirley sausage

There wouldn't be enough sausage for one never mind the crew

Poor Shirley

shirley with a small S

Surely you can’t be serious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ

Shut up Shirley

We could pop Shirley on the BBQ

BBQ'd Shirley sausage

There wouldn't be enough sausage for one never mind the crew

Poor Shirley

shirley with a small S

Surely you can’t be serious

Surely we can

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Im still traumatised over the goat

Poor goat, hope he didn't suffer

Anyone up for a BBQ

Shut up Shirley

We could pop Shirley on the BBQ

BBQ'd Shirley sausage

There wouldn't be enough sausage for one never mind the crew

Poor Shirley

shirley with a small S

Surely you can’t be serious

Surely we can

Aye Shirley

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By *ebel_LionMan over a year ago

cork

apologies all.... Im late to the party....because.......ammmm I was taking our health minister to the Emerald City

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

BBQ, eh?

Captn, I think if we can find or furnish a flamethrower of some kind it might be our best bet

Aight, who's coming with me?

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Good morning spacers, so what did we get up to last night.

oh, oh I see

I’m gonna go look for this thing so we can get home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning Fellow Space crew ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two days late and all hell breaks loose. Can I not leave the spaceship for one minute for a stop at space Bunny Raunch and you lot are killing goats. Consuming too many eggs and stinking up the joint. Yeah redhott...I heard about you...

And a big bleeding monster running around the place in disguise.

. Are you sure that's not just Shameless without combing his hair..

I need a beer for breakfast and a barstool. Except i can't sit down as the Bunny Raunch had half price pegging Sunday. I thought it was something to do with camping so I said yeah. Bad idea. Although I might be a convert

Morning fellow Spacers...x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning Folks... Space sleep is great... turned on the zero gravity and floated to a great nights sleep... only woke up with a pain.. realised my banana must have got a few knocks when floating around... bit tender...

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two days late and all hell breaks loose. Can I not leave the spaceship for one minute for a stop at space Bunny Raunch and you lot are killing goats. Consuming too many eggs and stinking up the joint. Yeah redhott...I heard about you...

And a big bleeding monster running around the place in disguise.

. Are you sure that's not just Shameless without combing his hair..

Morning fellow Spacers...x"

My reputation is ruined with those damn eggs!

Morning space Cadets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And a big bleeding monster running around the place in disguise.

. Are you sure that's not just Shameless without combing his hair..

Morning fellow Spacers...x

My reputation is ruined with those damn eggs!

Morning space Cadets. "

Toot Toot...

As the movie tagline Read..."In space no one can hear you Toot". But they can still smell ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And a big bleeding monster running around the place in disguise.

. Are you sure that's not just Shameless without combing his hair..

Morning fellow Spacers...x

My reputation is ruined with those damn eggs!

Morning space Cadets. "

Not to worry Red... we need to pair up so we can do a proper search... our prestigious leader will be napping on the side of her bed if we don’t get after the signs of the Thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

And a big bleeding monster running around the place in disguise.

. Are you sure that's not just Shameless without combing his hair..

Morning fellow Spacers...x

My reputation is ruined with those damn eggs!

Morning space Cadets. "

Not a hope Red, your ample cleavage renders any toot tooting utterly irrelevant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right... "

Have you found something interesting Inquisitive... says me checking out your space suit...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

Have you found something interesting Inquisitive... says me checking out your space suit...

I have found something very interesting indeed. This I need to investigate fully myself before I share my findings to the others...

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By *ebel_LionMan over a year ago

cork

morning spacers.....nothing to see...move along

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right... "

What is it IL???

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"morning spacers.....nothing to see...move along"

About time you answered my call G, head with Inquisitive Lady to see what's going on ...

And keep your hands to yourself

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

Have you found something interesting Inquisitive... says me checking out your space suit...

I have found something very interesting indeed. This I need to investigate fully myself before I share my findings to the others...

Leave my sausage alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

Have you found something interesting Inquisitive... says me checking out your space suit...

I have found something very interesting indeed. This I need to investigate fully myself before I share my findings to the others...

Leave my sausage alone"

Did someone mention a cocktail.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"morning spacers.....nothing to see...move along

About time you answered my call G, head with Inquisitive Lady to see what's going on ...

And keep your hands to yourself

Who me or him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

What is it IL???

So you've seen it now

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

Have you found something interesting Inquisitive... says me checking out your space suit...

I have found something very interesting indeed. This I need to investigate fully myself before I share my findings to the others...

Leave my sausage alone

Did someone mention a cocktail.

We’re meant to be a team and support each other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

Have you found something interesting Inquisitive... says me checking out your space suit...

I have found something very interesting indeed. This I need to investigate fully myself before I share my findings to the others...

Leave my sausage alone

Did someone mention a cocktail.

We’re meant to be a team and support each other"

Don't worry I've got your back...

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

Have you found something interesting Inquisitive... says me checking out your space suit...

I have found something very interesting indeed. This I need to investigate fully myself before I share my findings to the others...

Leave my sausage alone

Did someone mention a cocktail.

We’re meant to be a team and support each other

Don't worry I've got your back..."

I don’t trust you, you could have that thing inside you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

Have you found something interesting Inquisitive... says me checking out your space suit...

I have found something very interesting indeed. This I need to investigate fully myself before I share my findings to the others...

Leave my sausage alone

Did someone mention a cocktail.

We’re meant to be a team and support each other

Don't worry I've got your back...

I don’t trust you, you could have that thing inside you "

Or you could be. Is that thing actually yours.. sorry I mean sausage not thing

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

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"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

Have you found something interesting Inquisitive... says me checking out your space suit...

I have found something very interesting indeed. This I need to investigate fully myself before I share my findings to the others...

Leave my sausage alone

Did someone mention a cocktail.

We’re meant to be a team and support each other

Don't worry I've got your back...

I don’t trust you, you could have that thing inside you

Or you could be. Is that thing actually yours.. sorry I mean sausage not thing

No, I think I’d know if I was inside you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, something smells really fishy! But our instincts tell us it's not Fozzy's socks this time.

Team underlings, head out in groups of 2, inspect every nook and cranny (of the ship, not each other

) and report back on findings.

We shall be in our cabin having a nap

Hey Capt I think you need to see this. Something is just not right...

Have you found something interesting Inquisitive... says me checking out your space suit...

I have found something very interesting indeed. This I need to investigate fully myself before I share my findings to the others...

Leave my sausage alone

Did someone mention a cocktail.

We’re meant to be a team and support each other

Don't worry I've got your back...

I don’t trust you, you could have that thing inside you

Or you could be. Is that thing actually yours.. sorry I mean sausage not thing

No, I think I’d know if I was inside you

Problem is I might not know

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Is it sausages or Things we're supposed to be looking for?

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Inquisitive Lady, methinks you're the werewolf..... I mean the Thing. You're acting all suspicious like

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

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"Is it sausages or Things we're supposed to be looking for?

Apparently it’ll be easier to find the thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Inquisitive Lady, methinks you're the werewolf..... I mean the Thing. You're acting all suspicious like

Here I was thinking last night about what big eyes you have as we were sipping our Jamesons ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it sausages or Things we're supposed to be looking for?

Apparently it’ll be easier to find the thing

You think so..

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

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"Is it sausages or Things we're supposed to be looking for?

Apparently it’ll be easier to find the thing

You think so.. "

Only time will tell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Accusations flying already.. Capn.. for shame.. I would think we should devise some type of test to see early signs that the Thing may have infiltrated.. it could still be in the vents

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

we could try and poke it with something hot...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"we could try and poke it with something hot... "

You can use yours to poke it... ye mightn’t get it back

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"we could try and poke it with something hot...

You can use yours to poke it... ye mightn’t get it back

I dont know... something hot and hard enough should survive the experiment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are ye Men or Mice

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Accusations flying already.. Capn.. for shame.. I would think we should devise some type of test to see early signs that the Thing may have infiltrated.. it could still be in the vents "

I feel a mutiny coming on ... if it means I can go back to bed, be my guest Keano

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Accusations flying already.. Capn.. for shame.. I would think we should devise some type of test to see early signs that the Thing may have infiltrated.. it could still be in the vents

I feel a mutiny coming on ... if it means I can go back to bed, be my guest Keano

No your doing a good job there Capn... I wonder what you think should be a good test to see if anyone is infected...? Your the leader so us numpties need your leadership

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Are ye Men or Mice

*draws a deep puff from his cigar, and blows the smoke out slowly, eyes squinting, cracking a big smile on his face*

OK, how bout I'll show you mine if you show me yours?

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Accusations flying already.. Capn.. for shame.. I would think we should devise some type of test to see early signs that the Thing may have infiltrated.. it could still be in the vents

I feel a mutiny coming on ... if it means I can go back to bed, be my guest Keano

No your doing a good job there Capn... I wonder what you think should be a good test to see if anyone is infected...? Your the leader so us numpties need your leadership "

What's this 'infected' business paleface?

I sent ye in pairs to check out the nooks and crannies. Were you in the toilet again? Those 5-course meal tablets can be hard on the stomach but Jeez Keano

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Accusations flying already.. Capn.. for shame.. I would think we should devise some type of test to see early signs that the Thing may have infiltrated.. it could still be in the vents

I feel a mutiny coming on ... if it means I can go back to bed, be my guest Keano

No your doing a good job there Capn... I wonder what you think should be a good test to see if anyone is infected...? Your the leader so us numpties need your leadership

What's this 'infected' business paleface?

I sent ye in pairs to check out the nooks and crannies. Were you in the toilet again? Those 5-course meal tablets can be hard on the stomach but Jeez Keano

Yeah tbh that last one was me... sorry if Red got the blame there

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

" I sent ye in pairs to check out the nooks and crannies. Were you in the toilet again? Those 5-course meal tablets can be hard on the stomach but Jeez Keano

Yeah tbh that last one was me... sorry if Red got the blame there"

Two slaps of a paddle for you, K

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apologies ive been a little distracted today, any sign of that goat killing thing lurking anywhere?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I sent ye in pairs to check out the nooks and crannies. Were you in the toilet again? Those 5-course meal tablets can be hard on the stomach but Jeez Keano

Yeah tbh that last one was me... sorry if Red got the blame there

Two slaps of a paddle for you, K

Ohhh corporal punishment... mmm is that to be administered in private..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apologies ive been a little distracted today, any sign of that goat killing thing lurking anywhere?"

Ah Red... we were wondering about you ... almost seemed like you were in a trance

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