The line you crossed is a very distant dot on the horizon. You have ruined my breakfast and possible my lunch. I’m away to put my foot through the telly and send you the bill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheats at quizzes

A serious hatred of mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vaccine causes ED

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

Is that it?????

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Can't feel anything

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

I’m Michael Martin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheats at quizzes

A serious hatred of mine"

It's a joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least you tried

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

Is that it ?

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

"Arlene Foster Naked"

And a bit of vomit came into my mouth

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

No,it's you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont touch that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our survey says !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Far from 6”

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Far from 6”

Size does matter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I aint swallowing

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By *arajeanCouple over a year ago

mayo

Not my type

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's my viagra?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No internet access

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey That's mine...

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Sorry dosed off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh... OK... Taxi?..

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Sorry dosed off

Dozed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve a headache

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ive had better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve a headache

Take 2 paracetamol

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By *oy3333Man over a year ago

lucan

Have you cum

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By *quinnMan over a year ago

Limerick

Thats disappointly small

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's that smell ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love status updates!!

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"What's that smell ?"

Think it's Fish

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

Is it in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you gagging??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No teabags left...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No teabags left... "

Worse..no biscuits

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

The beers warm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The beers warm"

Aw that's the worst I've heard so far . Sorry that's a deal breaker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back to yours

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By *ctoboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Pubs still shut

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By *ed just RedWoman over a year ago

Dublin City

Who are you!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh- lost tampon

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

No way Jose

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Hi, I'm Leo.

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

Condom just burst!

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By *ungry CatCouple over a year ago

Belfast

I don't care

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not meeting currently....

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By *upermanslovechildMan over a year ago

Glasnevin

You'll die alone.

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By *nthony18Man over a year ago

Ireland

You finished yet

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By *arajeanCouple over a year ago

mayo

Is that it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IT'S TOO SMALL!!!!

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"IT'S TOO SMALL!!!! "

No need to shout

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Its gone soft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was never hard

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Oh grow up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer Dyson

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"I prefer Dyson

Pity poor Henry

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

It's fat free

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By *ob198XaMan over a year ago

teleford

Small cock

(a double disappointment for you right there)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Duck.. The Gardai!!

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Last orders please

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Never opening pubs

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Twenty Twenty One

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

How's your Da

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"How's your Da

Better than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you finished?

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Are you finished?"

When ye start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fucked mom

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By *ungry CatCouple over a year ago

Belfast

I'm not coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"IT'S TOO SMALL!!!!

No need to shout

Sorry sir

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Red card Kaiser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Red card Kaiser"

Someone already did

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

[Removed by poster at 15/04/21 22:33:39]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/04/21 22:33:13]

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By *enuinecpl101Couple over a year ago

Co armagh

[Removed by poster at 15/04/21 22:38:16]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Up the D*bs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry not tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry not ever

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

There's no milk

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

There's no bread....in a Belfast accent....you know the ad

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"There's no bread....in a Belfast accent....you know the ad "

'That's my hair'

... When yer man in the ad said 'All I can feel is this old straw'

Anyone remember that one?

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"There's no bread....in a Belfast accent....you know the ad "

Fred there's no bread

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

No toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a manc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's my liga

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By *alwayheadsCouple over a year ago

galway

Not that hole

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By *kblueeyesCouple over a year ago

kilkenny

Your dad s better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You said 6ft

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By *iver80Man over a year ago

south side ,

You said busty

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By *hickerThanUrAverageCouple over a year ago

Belfast

It’s rag week

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By *urioustoswingMan over a year ago

london

No more fabswingers

No more sex

No more swinging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not into Men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In this together

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

I'll be back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please get dressed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Travelling through area

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mini disappointment series

I just came

I don’t notice

I don’t care

Neither do I

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"A mini disappointment series

I just came

I don’t notice

I don’t care

Neither do I "

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By *omtom7Man over a year ago

Tralee

No single men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NOT IN THERE!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just tired

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that it??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am married

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life will end

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By *op1896Man over a year ago

Here

That tastes funny

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman over a year ago

in the waves

Back to work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You ruined it

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By *lderandbolderMan over a year ago

clonakilty

I'm not in

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

2020+2021

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go away weirdo

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By *ebel_LionMan over a year ago

cork

the pubs closed

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By *xplicitMan over a year ago

donegal

Not my type

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m not sharing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So far away

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

[Removed by poster at 18/04/21 22:54:30]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tomorrow is Monday

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Tomorrow is Monday

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By * Waterford GentMan over a year ago

waterford

No cake left

This has happened far to many times over the last year

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"No cake left

This has happened far to many times over the last year

Come to me il bake ya one

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Beers all gone

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By * Waterford GentMan over a year ago

waterford

"No cake left

This has happened far to many times over the last year

Come to me il bake ya one

That’s an offer I can’t refuse

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By * Waterford GentMan over a year ago

waterford

"Beers all gone

Not what you want to hear at 9.55 and can’t get to the off license

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its monday again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its monday again

ITS Tuesday tomorrow

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I'm

Not

Kaizer

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I'm

Not

Kaizer

Neither

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm

Not

Kaizer

Neither

Shiver me timbers.

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By *onmckMan over a year ago

kildare

No coffee left

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By *uperchampMan over a year ago

dublin

It's not contagious.

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By *lameBoyMan over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

No cuttin turf

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Like it big

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

its to big

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

its fell out

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By *neofthelads1Man over a year ago

Waterford

European super league

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last rolo, please ?

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By *lint-EverhardMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Have we met?

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

Vaccinations disappointingly slow.

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