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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do you call a donkey with 3 legs.... A wonky
A donkey with 3 legs and missing 1 eye.... A winky wonky
A donkey with 3 legs, 1 eye who likes listening to Elvis... A honky tonky , winky wonky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Dad went to the Doctor about his hearing...the Doctor asked him to describe the symptoms...to which he replied "well, they all have yellow skin, Homer's a baldy bastard and Marge has blue hair..."
I thank you ....  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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"My Dad went to the Doctor about his hearing...the Doctor asked him to describe the symptoms...to which he replied "well, they all have yellow skin, Homer's a baldy bastard and Marge has blue hair..."
I thank you .... "
Haha brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to a Swingers fancy dress party once, dressed only in my Calvin Kleins. Host stopped me at the door and asked what my outfit was.."Oh, it's my representation of premature ejaculation...I've just cum in my pants" (sound of door slamming closed) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A police officer called the station on his radio.
"I need back up here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor's still wet." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do you call a donkey with 3 legs.... A wonky
A donkey with 3 legs and missing 1 eye.... A winky wonky
A donkey with 3 legs, 1 eye who likes listening to Elvis... A honky tonky , winky wonky. "
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What you call Male Deer with no eyes? -- No Idea
What you call Male Deer with No eyes and no legs? -- Still no Idea
What you call Male Deer with no Eyes , No Legs and No Penis --- Still No Fucking Idea |
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"I went to a Swingers fancy dress party once, dressed only in my Calvin Kleins. Host stopped me at the door and asked what my outfit was.."Oh, it's my representation of premature ejaculation...I've just cum in my pants" (sound of door slamming closed) "
I went to a fancy dress party with nothing on except a welly covering my genitals.
When asked what I’d come as, I said “I was just fuckin’ aboot”.
(Best read and told in a Scottish accent) |
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"I went to a Swingers fancy dress party once, dressed only in my Calvin Kleins. Host stopped me at the door and asked what my outfit was.."Oh, it's my representation of premature ejaculation...I've just cum in my pants" (sound of door slamming closed)
I went to a fancy dress party with nothing on except a welly covering my genitals.
When asked what I’d come as, I said “I was just fuckin’ aboot”.
(Best read and told in a Scottish accent)"
Or a Geordie accent ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I went to a fancy dress party with nothing on except a welly covering my genitals.
When asked what I’d come as, I said “I was just fuckin’ aboot”.
(Best read and told in a Scottish accent)"
Auch aye the noo.... very good lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Got stop at by Hot Gardai lady tonight....
Thought I had pulled when Said to her " Your one hot lady BTW " and she gave me wink and pulled out pen and notepad
Went downhill very quickly when I said
" and that's not the drink talking "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A young girl sees her dad's cock as he walked into the kitchen for the 1st time and said what's that dad x dad was embarrassed and didn't know what to say and said that's my wee birdy and the wee girl says it's got some pair of balls on it lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watching Countdown today with Rachel Riley on it....
I got Aroused
Thought a 7 letter word was a great result for me, who was useless at School "
My erection beats your aroused though and Suzy Dent congratulated me on it being an 8 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Watching Countdown today with Rachel Riley on it....
I got Aroused
Thought a 7 letter word was a great result for me, who was useless at School
My erection beats your aroused though and Suzy Dent congratulated me on it being an 8 "
Well my Taxations beats your Erection think I got the points not sure as Jimmy Carr gave me a look like I had just shafted him up the arse.
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Watching Countdown today with Rachel Riley on it....
I got Aroused
Thought a 7 letter word was a great result for me, who was useless at School
My erection beats your aroused though and Suzy Dent congratulated me on it being an 8
Well my Taxations beats your Erection think I got the points not sure as Jimmy Carr gave me a look like I had just shafted him up the arse.
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He always looks like that since the botox
Did he laugh |
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