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What’s something you can say during sex and as a delivery driver

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

I can't get it to fit through your flaps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just put it in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the back door open??

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By *13_hercMan over a year ago

Blackrock

I've got a package just for you

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

It might be tight but just stuff it in

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By *13_hercMan over a year ago

Blackrock

I think I might need to lick the stamp !

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Is the back door open??

Give it a bang a few times might be tight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is the back door open??

Give it a bang a few times might be tight

Sound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Delicious... Nothing left but a greasy box and a bone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do ya want it left in the back passage missus??

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Don't panic...I'll be cumming in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is gonna be a two man job

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple over a year ago

unknown

Hope your happy with our service ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bet this is the one you have been waiting for

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

I know it says contactless delivery but you'll have to meet me half way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently there's a new sex position called DPD.

You stay in all day and no-one comes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently there's a new sex position called DPD.

You stay in all day and no-one comes"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have a full load for you here

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By *quinnMan over a year ago

Limerick

Really sorry your box got badly damaged

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By *eepixieWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"Apparently there's a new sex position called DPD.

You stay in all day and no-one comes"

Twice in a week... is that a record? Lol

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By *orders CoupleCouple over a year ago

Kelso

Oops! The packaging ripped

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

Be careful it’s fragile

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

It’s a two man job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You might have to take the door of the hinges to get this in that small space luv.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan over a year ago

belfast

I may need some help to unload this

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Will that fit in my box

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By *quinnMan over a year ago

Limerick

What do you mean you are disappointed I came early?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's another charge?

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Just shove it in and get it done as quick as possible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i can't find it I'm lost by the forest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

main entrance or back passage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take that back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That bag looks wet

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Please hurry up ...I've another 5 loads to deliver this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm, probably won't fit, but I'll just try bate it in sideways

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hmmm, probably won't fit, but I'll just try bate it in sideways "

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By *13_hercMan over a year ago

Blackrock

Do not bend !

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By *ohnsmithMan over a year ago

South Tipperary

Bend your back...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got your extra cheesey right here...

Wow that made me feel rather I’ll..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you'll need both hands

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