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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Graphic photos.
Verifications that read like bragging rights.
Profile that stinks of arrogance with their list of demands 
Filthy fingernails yuk....
Photos taken in a Dirty bedroom or bathroom.
Profiles that claim they are one thing but yet their Photos and verifications tell a different story.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cock pic 
I rephrase that for you: Pic of a discoloured deflated cock.
Nothing wrong with a pic of a happy smiling erect joy stick cheering at you: come play with me.  "
Okies DH  I'll let you have that one |
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"Graphic photos.
Verifications that read like bragging rights.
Profile that stinks of arrogance with their list of demands
Filthy fingernails yuk....
Photos taken in a Dirty bedroom or bathroom.
Profiles that claim they are one thing but yet their Photos and verifications tell a different story.
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All this,plus bitchy statuses.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and the desperate 4/5am statuses posted on a Tuesday morning by a couple that are clearly in the throes of a drug problem;
"Who's free 2 meet nw?"
"ne1 on d sess"
"any flake?"
"Who's joining us? Sessioners only."
Excuse me M'am, the only thing you should be joining is a rehab programme.
Namaste.  |
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The ones who make it clear on their profile that they don't want to be here on fab, and that they hate everything about the site, and just lash out at everyone becaue they aren't having the success they know in their heart they deserve. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"A cock pic
I rephrase that for you: Pic of a discoloured deflated cock.
Nothing wrong with a pic of a happy smiling erect joy stick cheering at you: come play with me.
Okies DH I'll let you have that one"
Woohoo!  thank you   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me it's the single guys with " action photos" but different women in each pic. It's like oh looknat me I can have sex.
Using pics clearly taken from the internet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A meet verification in the last 4 months.
Anyone that uses the phrase woke, snowflake or sheeple in their bio"
Or, Gods love them, "Alpha". Cringing for ya mate.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is "all the fanny" an actual thing? 
Defo.   "
I dont have that option for my profile??
For the letter A The "Interests" I can choose only have Adult Parties and Anal , no sign of "All the Fanny" ??
I wasnt looking to tick the "All the Fanny" box, I was half hoping there was another box "a little bit of Fanny"
Maybe this is something the site owners could look at?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is "all the fanny" an actual thing?
Defo.
I dont have that option for my profile??
For the letter A The "Interests" I can choose only have Adult Parties and Anal , no sign of "All the Fanny" ??
I wasnt looking to tick the "All the Fanny" box, I was half hoping there was another box "a little bit of Fanny"
Maybe this is something the site owners could look at?
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It's an unlockable achievement. It only appears after you've completed Fab on the "Hard" setting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is "all the fanny" an actual thing?
Defo.
I dont have that option for my profile??
For the letter A The "Interests" I can choose only have Adult Parties and Anal , no sign of "All the Fanny" ??
I wasnt looking to tick the "All the Fanny" box, I was half hoping there was another box "a little bit of Fanny"
Maybe this is something the site owners could look at?
It's an unlockable achievement. It only appears after you've completed Fab on the "Hard" setting. "
Is there a cheat, like not having a profile pic just a silhouette? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is... But it's complicated. You've to set up several dummy accounts. Then use your real one to verify the dummy ones, then the dummy ones to shore up your real one, then hide the verifications on both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is... But it's complicated. You've to set up several dummy accounts. Then use your real one to verify the dummy ones, then the dummy ones to shore up your real one, then hide the verifications on both. "
Or just press left,left,left,up,down,left,left,down,right,right,start at the load screen |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
A profile with fill in later that has been on for ages.
Any mention of drugs.
Profile bio that doesn't match the rest of it .
Pics taken from the internet or from other people's profiles .
Demanding profiles.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is... But it's complicated. You've to set up several dummy accounts. Then use your real one to verify the dummy ones, then the dummy ones to shore up your real one, then hide the verifications on both. "
Its become quite an art here.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and the desperate 4/5am statuses posted on a Tuesday morning by a couple that are clearly in the throes of a drug problem;
"Who's free 2 meet nw?"
"ne1 on d sess"
"any flake?"
"Who's joining us? Sessioners only."
Excuse me M'am, the only thing you should be joining is a rehab programme.
Namaste. "
Definitely this
and bareback play shots of a singles profile. although any graphic play shots on a singles profile puts me off |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"There is... But it's complicated. You've to set up several dummy accounts. Then use your real one to verify the dummy ones, then the dummy ones to shore up your real one, then hide the verifications on both.
Or just press left,left,left,up,down,left,left,down,right,right,start at the load screen "
Did your mammy not tell You that you will go blind if you keep at that |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Oh and the desperate 4/5am statuses posted on a Tuesday morning by a couple that are clearly in the throes of a drug problem;
"Who's free 2 meet nw?"
"ne1 on d sess"
"any flake?"
"Who's joining us? Sessioners only."
Excuse me M'am, the only thing you should be joining is a rehab programme.
Namaste.
Definitely this
and bareback play shots of a singles profile. although any graphic play shots on a singles profile puts me off"
Ooh the BB shots and flaccid with cum all over the place are eye acid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is... But it's complicated. You've to set up several dummy accounts. Then use your real one to verify the dummy ones, then the dummy ones to shore up your real one, then hide the verifications on both. "
How do they find the time or remember usernames and passwords. I changed my password in work this morning and 5 mins later locked myself completely put of system by forgetting password. Waited nearly an hour for a call from IT to sort it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.
Phase 1:
Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.
If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.
Phase two:
Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps
True story. 
Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed |
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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago
Belfast |
"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.
Phase 1:
Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.
If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.
Phase two:
Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps
True story.
Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed "
Poor cat having to crap in your stinkin slipper |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.
Phase 1:
Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.
If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.
Phase two:
Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps
True story.
Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed
Poor cat having to crap in your stinkin slipper "
Hopefully you realised before you slipped your foot in |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.
Phase 1:
Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.
If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.
Phase two:
Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps
True story.
Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed "
Gotta love cats and their ingenuity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and the desperate 4/5am statuses posted on a Tuesday morning by a couple that are clearly in the throes of a drug problem;
"Who's free 2 meet nw?"
"ne1
"any flake?"
"Who's joining us? Sessioners only."
Excuse me M'am, the only thing you should be joining is a rehab programme.
Well said
Namaste. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of women lookin money and also
Can you bring a line or two?
Stupid text speak
Asking for face pics when they have a blank profile
And hairy photo graphs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.
Phase 1:
Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.
If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.
Phase two:
Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps
True story.
Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed
Poor cat having to crap in your stinkin slipper "
Feck off peexie. Screw the Cat. Me Ma gave me those slippers for Christmas in 2002 and the were going still going strong. Bleedin Cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.
Phase 1:
Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.
If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.
Phase two:
Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps
True story.
Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed
Poor cat having to crap in your stinkin slipper
Hopefully you realised before you slipped your foot in "
Ehhh...that would be a no Bog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.
Phase 1:
Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.
If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.
Phase two:
Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps
True story.
Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed
Gotta love cats and their ingenuity "
Fecker did it on purpose. Wasen't my fault they had no Whiskers in the store last night. I had to buy the cheap stuff. I'm innocent.
I'm going to boot that cat in the arse when I see him. Here puss puss... |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.
Phase 1:
Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.
If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.
Phase two:
Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps
True story.
Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed
Gotta love cats and their ingenuity
Fecker did it on purpose. Wasen't my fault they had no Whiskers in the store last night. I had to buy the cheap stuff. I'm innocent.
I'm going to boot that cat in the arse when I see him. Here puss puss..."
Of course he did it on purpose...he is a cat. They whatever the feck they want oh and they own everything in the house so the slippers are fair game. |
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Hmm profile turn offs...
- No content in the profile section. Dots are the worst...
- An about section that includes "nobody reads this " it just shows a lack of understanding of women and who wants that?
-single guy profile and all the veris from hidden profiles...
- single guy and all the photos include action and female body parts, makes me wonder if the ladies are aware theyre being paraded on here.
- Excessive cock pics, especially when they're all taken from the underside. I get it, visually it looks bigger but just makes me think you're trying to be deceptive because they never look like that IRL.
- Profiles that say nothing other than "they know the score" well tell me oh wise one, what is it?
- Age- when the age on the profile doesnt match the one in the message. What are you lying for?
- Statuses like "I have some white, come over now" ... eh no thanks pal, normalize sober sex, I'm over people needing to be off their faces for hook ups
- The end. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm profile turn offs...
- No content in the profile section. Dots are the worst...
- An about section that includes "nobody reads this " it just shows a lack of understanding of women and who wants that?
-single guy profile and all the veris from hidden profiles...
- single guy and all the photos include action and female body parts, makes me wonder if the ladies are aware theyre being paraded on here.
- Excessive cock pics, especially when they're all taken from the underside. I get it, visually it looks bigger but just makes me think you're trying to be deceptive because they never look like that IRL.
- Profiles that say nothing other than "they know the score" well tell me oh wise one, what is it?
- Age- when the age on the profile doesnt match the one in the message. What are you lying for?
- Statuses like "I have some white, come over now" ... eh no thanks pal, normalize sober sex, I'm over people needing to be off their faces for hook ups
- The end. "
Veris can't be shown at the moment due to covid unfortunately  |
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"Hmm profile turn offs...
- No content in the profile section. Dots are the worst...
- An about section that includes "nobody reads this " it just shows a lack of understanding of women and who wants that?
-single guy profile and all the veris from hidden profiles...
- single guy and all the photos include action and female body parts, makes me wonder if the ladies are aware theyre being paraded on here.
- Excessive cock pics, especially when they're all taken from the underside. I get it, visually it looks bigger but just makes me think you're trying to be deceptive because they never look like that IRL.
- Profiles that say nothing other than "they know the score" well tell me oh wise one, what is it?
- Age- when the age on the profile doesnt match the one in the message. What are you lying for?
- Statuses like "I have some white, come over now" ... eh no thanks pal, normalize sober sex, I'm over people needing to be off their faces for hook ups
- The end.
Veris can't be shown at the moment due to covid unfortunately "
No I mean the veris are on show and all of them have hidden profiles. I'm aware of the veris system at present. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles that say their looking for genuine people, but then tell you what you can and cant say.
Profiles that will only msg back if you send a face pic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm profile turn offs...
- No content in the profile section. Dots are the worst...
- An about section that includes "nobody reads this " it just shows a lack of understanding of women and who wants that?
-single guy profile and all the veris from hidden profiles...
- single guy and all the photos include action and female body parts, makes me wonder if the ladies are aware theyre being paraded on here.
- Excessive cock pics, especially when they're all taken from the underside. I get it, visually it looks bigger but just makes me think you're trying to be deceptive because they never look like that IRL.
- Profiles that say nothing other than "they know the score" well tell me oh wise one, what is it?
- Age- when the age on the profile doesnt match the one in the message. What are you lying for?
- Statuses like "I have some white, come over now" ... eh no thanks pal, normalize sober sex, I'm over people needing to be off their faces for hook ups
- The end.
Veris can't be shown at the moment due to covid unfortunately
No I mean the veris are on show and all of them have hidden profiles. I'm aware of the veris system at present."
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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago
Belfast |
"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.
Phase 1:
Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.
If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.
Phase two:
Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps
True story.
Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed
Poor cat having to crap in your stinkin slipper
Feck off peexie. Screw the Cat. Me Ma gave me those slippers for Christmas in 2002 and the were going still going strong. Bleedin Cat "
Exactly... poor poor cat 
Just don’t use the poor critter as a slipper... |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Cheese on a cock
.. and a vagina. I've seen more girl-smegma here than I care to
Saw a tampon string yesterday
How do you know it was a tampon string "
Because i know what a tampon looks like and the string
I haven't named anyone or shamed them or would I
It wasn't a vibrating egg or a small vibrator |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Ben wa ball strings can look similar to a tampon string.
I’m also confused as to why you have quoted a post about cleanliness when mentioning a tampon string. "
First of all the thread is about what would put you off a profile...thats what I was answering too
I'm a grown man....I've had oral sex with a woman while she was wearing a tampon...that how close I was to the distinctive coloured string so I do know....there's nothing unclean about it |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Ben wa ball strings can look similar to a tampon string.
I’m also confused as to why you have quoted a post about cleanliness when mentioning a tampon string.
First of all the thread is about what would put you off a profile...thats what I was answering too
I'm a grown man....I've had oral sex with a woman while she was wearing a tampon...that how close I was to the distinctive coloured string so I do know....there's nothing unclean about it "
White strings are distinctive? Ok |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Ben wa ball strings can look similar to a tampon string.
I’m also confused as to why you have quoted a post about cleanliness when mentioning a tampon string.
First of all the thread is about what would put you off a profile...thats what I was answering too
I'm a grown man....I've had oral sex with a woman while she was wearing a tampon...that how close I was to the distinctive coloured string so I do know....there's nothing unclean about it
White strings are distinctive? Ok"
It was the green/ blue colour..but lets not take over the thread about colours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I go for the title of worst profile on fab please!!.
Not verified
Married
Looking for extremely rough sex
Daytime week days at your place.
Will I continue lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never understood that and hate it! Why do these pics always seem to be taken over a toilet??
Enlighten me! Because I definitely don’t do it "
Ffs women always complain that we can't multitask and when we do....... |
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"For me it's the single guys with " action photos" but different women in each pic. It's like oh looknat me I can have sex.
Using pics clearly taken from the internet.
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This is my no. 1 peeve, I have no idea if the women have consented to have their pics used in this way, and it's not a turn on anyway.
Otherwise:
blank or form bios (I'm a 32 year old man and I'm looking for...)
bad quality pics
Sydney University
Complaints about the site, women, or women on the site
"Any questions just ask"
"New to this site" ... joined three years ago
"No Drama" (aka pls don't have any needs, wants, boundaries or feelings) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh the BB shots and flaccid with cum all over the place are eye acid
Omg NO FLACCID COCKS!!!! I only wanna see it flaccid after I'm done with it thank you very much
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Face pic in message or no reply.
Why in the name of God would I send my face pic to someone I have never chatted to before.
And nearly all of these profiles with this on it have not one single pic up on their own profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Face pic in message or no reply.
Why in the name of God would I send my face pic to someone I have never chatted to before.
And nearly all of these profiles with this on it have not one single pic up on their own profile. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles that can't remember if they are married or widowed or divorced.
Profiles that join 10 times in 1 week....
Profiles longer on the site then a year and no veri, no bio and no pic.
Profiles ignoring your partner in messages.
Profiles thinking you here to jump when you want.
People demanding face pics.
People sending them when not asked then demanding one back.
Horrible pics....
Ass kissing ones...
Profiles that use other Profiles pics...
Profiles that copy yours...
And I can go on and on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The use of the word curvy for every shape over size 18.... Surely we have another word for this "
I been called curvy and straight as a board
Miss_tattoo |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"The use of the word curvy for every shape over size 18.... Surely we have another word for this "
Labels are subjective and the choices that fab provides aren’t great!
Profiles that have public pics but no profile pic are a bug bear of mine |
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a man eating dragon expose five pages long that will give you the impression just by looking at her general direction will break your kneecaps, and then a single line at the very bottom:
Oh, otherwise I am sound and fine!
Like, the f**k you are... *says he as he screws on his exoskeleton helmet over this head, initiating full weapons systems check* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a man eating dragon expose five pages long that will give you the impression just by looking at her general direction will break your kneecaps, and then a single line at the very bottom:
Oh, otherwise I am sound and fine!
Like, the f**k you are... *says he as he screws on his exoskeleton helmet over this head, initiating full weapons systems check*"
Funny because its true ?????????? |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
Dick pics
Graphic pics - such a turn off!
Blank profiles - fill in later
Profiles with no effort in their bio or pics
Lists of demands - my pet peeve is - write a word given by the profile in the subject bar to prove you have read my profile
Oh and really graphic veris
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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago
South Dublin Area |
"For me it's the single guys with " action photos" but different women in each pic. It's like oh looknat me I can have sex.
Using pics clearly taken from the internet.
This is my no. 1 peeve, I have no idea if the women have consented to have their pics used in this way, and it's not a turn on anyway.
Otherwise:
blank or form bios (I'm a 32 year old man and I'm looking for...)
bad quality pics
Sydney University
Complaints about the site, women, or women on the site
"Any questions just ask"
"New to this site" ... joined three years ago
"No Drama" (aka pls don't have any needs, wants, boundaries or feelings)"
no drama is usually the opposite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dick pics
Graphic pics - such a turn off!
Blank profiles - fill in later
Profiles with no effort in their bio or pics
Lists of demands - my pet peeve is - write a word given by the profile in the subject bar to prove you have read my profile
Oh and really graphic veris
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Oops. I have the word thing in my singles
Miss_tattoo |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
"Dick pics
Graphic pics - such a turn off!
Blank profiles - fill in later
Profiles with no effort in their bio or pics
Lists of demands - my pet peeve is - write a word given by the profile in the subject bar to prove you have read my profile
Oh and really graphic veris
Oops. I have the word thing in my singles
Miss_tattoo "
Tut tut Ms Tattoo but I might forgive you on this occasion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dick pics
Graphic pics - such a turn off!
Blank profiles - fill in later
Profiles with no effort in their bio or pics
Lists of demands - my pet peeve is - write a word given by the profile in the subject bar to prove you have read my profile
Oh and really graphic veris
Oops. I have the word thing in my singles
Miss_tattoo
Tut tut Ms Tattoo but I might forgive you on this occasion "
Whats the word? I think if they are random as fuck you can get away with it... "elephant ejaculation" or "constipated kango hammer" might make me actually message someone |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
"Dick pics
Graphic pics - such a turn off!
Blank profiles - fill in later
Profiles with no effort in their bio or pics
Lists of demands - my pet peeve is - write a word given by the profile in the subject bar to prove you have read my profile
Oh and really graphic veris
Oops. I have the word thing in my singles
Miss_tattoo
Tut tut Ms Tattoo but I might forgive you on this occasion
Whats the word? I think if they are random as fuck you can get away with it... "elephant ejaculation" or "constipated kango hammer" might make me actually message someone "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A profile is there to create first impression for other people.... so set it up anyway you like its your profile, just remember you have one chance to make good first impression.
So either people will say yeah like that or not.
If ya planning to change profile because someone ya see here or chatted to has a pet no on profiles, my best advice is DON'T ya have already created the first impression, it isn't going to change they still won't meet because of the profile change.
Someone else will like your profile as it is , i would rather meet that person anyway as will be more suited to your personality. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ben wa ball strings can look similar to a tampon string.
I’m also confused as to why you have quoted a post about cleanliness when mentioning a tampon string.
First of all the thread is about what would put you off a profile...thats what I was answering too
I'm a grown man....I've had oral sex with a woman while she was wearing a tampon...that how close I was to the distinctive coloured string so I do know....there's nothing unclean about it
White strings are distinctive? Ok"
Not to cause a row but you look like you’re really having a proper unfair go at this guys profile.
I’ve talked to you both in private and got on with you both that way. Seems unnecessary this tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheese on a cock
.. and a vagina. I've seen more girl-smegma here than I care to
Saw a tampon string yesterday
How do you know it was a tampon string "
Because he has eyes? |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
Profiles that get their category wrong - e.g listed as female and the first line in the bio is "We are a couple looking for..." Come on, it's very easy to get this right.
Long-winded bios. I mean, the ones that read like huge long rambling essays that you'd need to set aside an hour on a Sunday morning to get through. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to be honest and no offence meant to anyone but I hate the whole schoolgirl costume thing that some women wear
To me it's slightly paedo and turns me off completely "
Ahem |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I have to be honest and no offence meant to anyone but I hate the whole schoolgirl costume thing that some women wear
To me it's slightly paedo and turns me off completely
Ahem "
Sorry Britney |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I have to be honest and no offence meant to anyone but I hate the whole schoolgirl costume thing that some women wear
To me it's slightly paedo and turns me off completely
Ahem
Sorry Britney "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Manky dirt stains on the carpet of a club
1a. Still using carpet in venues
2. "No face pic no Reply" is generally an instant block for me.
3. Disclaimers.... not worth the paper they are(nt) printed on !
4. Anything that screams drama |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I have to be honest and no offence meant to anyone but I hate the whole schoolgirl costume thing that some women wear
To me it's slightly paedo and turns me off completely
Ahem "
If you hit me with those pics one more time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more. "
.. Haha!! Quite the image but you have hit the nail on the head (as they say!)... Its a major turn off for me too.. |
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"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more. "
Yes especially ones were there are a lot of spots and lumps.
After I finish dry retching I think.... "The only thing I would even think about doing with that is getting out a pen or marker and playing dot to dot". |
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"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.
Maybe some people like that.... "
Going by the number of fabs they get, lots of people do. It's all down to what turns people on, we're all different |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.
Maybe some people like that....
Going by the number of fabs they get, lots of people do. It's all down to what turns people on, we're all different "
.. Same theory to dick pics then... A lot don't want them but they mysteriously get a lot of fabs.. |
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"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.
Maybe some people like that....
Going by the number of fabs they get, lots of people do. It's all down to what turns people on, we're all different .. Same theory to dick pics then... A lot don't want them but they mysteriously get a lot of fabs.. "
Well now there's a difference between a 100% dick pic and a pic of a great body with a dick attached ... big difference
I wouldn't consider the latter as a dick pic at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.
Maybe some people like that....
Going by the number of fabs they get, lots of people do. It's all down to what turns people on, we're all different .. Same theory to dick pics then... A lot don't want them but they mysteriously get a lot of fabs..
Well now there's a difference between a 100% dick pic and a pic of a great body with a dick attached ... big difference
I wouldn't consider the latter as a dick pic at all "
... Ah right!! If Fab was around during the Renaissance it would be considered art I would get Leonardo de vinci to sculpt me into a statute like roman centurion on the Trevi fountain!! |
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"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.
Maybe some people like that....
Going by the number of fabs they get, lots of people do. It's all down to what turns people on, we're all different .. Same theory to dick pics then... A lot don't want them but they mysteriously get a lot of fabs..
Well now there's a difference between a 100% dick pic and a pic of a great body with a dick attached ... big difference
I wouldn't consider the latter as a dick pic at all "
TBH I felt for some time now that some kind of unified definition of terms is required, so that we are all on the same page on what is a dick pic, a pussy pick, a this a that...
I've seen a good few profiles one thing, only to find out the person behind the profile is very much up for what they said they did not want...
oh well, no point in ranting |
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"Well now there's a difference between a 100% dick pic and a pic of a great body with a dick attached ... big difference
I wouldn't consider the latter as a dick pic at all ... Ah right!! If Fab was around during the Renaissance it would be considered art I would get Leonardo de vinci to sculpt me into a statute like roman centurion on the Trevi fountain!! "
Now you get the picture SB
I must say I have yet to see a dick pic (by my definition) get many fabs, cos us ladies are classy birds
Pussy pics however |
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"Well now there's a difference between a 100% dick pic and a pic of a great body with a dick attached ... big difference
I wouldn't consider the latter as a dick pic at all
TBH I felt for some time now that some kind of unified definition of terms is required, so that we are all on the same page on what is a dick pic, a pussy pick, a this a that...
I've seen a good few profiles one thing, only to find out the person behind the profile is very much up for what they said they did not want...
oh well, no point in ranting"
Huh?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pics of indeterminate body parts, half a boob, one buttock cheek.... WTF is that even about? Making a jigsaw?
It’s all or nothing with you "
What you see is what you get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what would turn you off a profile?
Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit.
This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now "
.. I'll defend you Diablo cos I totally agree... This and an unflushed toilet in the background
.. Uuugggh |
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"So what would turn you off a profile?
Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit. :*
This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now .. I'll defend you Diablo cos I totally agree... This and an unflushed toilet in the background
.. Uuugggh "
Thanks I owe you one!
Actually pretty much all of the comments above are similar to my pet hates too! |
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"So what would turn you off a profile?
Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit. :*
This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now .. I'll defend you Diablo cos I totally agree... This and an unflushed toilet in the background
.. Uuugggh
Thanks I owe you one!
Actually pretty much all of the comments above are similar to my pet hates too!"
.. This "owe you" list is getting very very long!! Yeah I don't think anyone wants to see a vagina like a burst orange .. (i can't even look at a real orange anymore |
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"So what would turn you off a profile?
Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit. :*
This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now .. I'll defend you Diablo cos I totally agree... This and an unflushed toilet in the background
.. Uuugggh
Thanks I owe you one!
Actually pretty much all of the comments above are similar to my pet hates too!.. This "owe you" list is getting very very long!! Yeah I don't think anyone wants to see a vagina like a burst orange .. (i can't even look at a real orange anymore "
thanks for that! Theres actually a funny looking orange in my fruit bowl now an I cant help but think...! |
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"So what would turn you off a profile?
Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit. :*
This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now .. I'll defend you Diablo cos I totally agree... This and an unflushed toilet in the background
.. Uuugggh
Thanks I owe you one!
Actually pretty much all of the comments above are similar to my pet hates too!.. This "owe you" list is getting very very long!! Yeah I don't think anyone wants to see a vagina like a burst orange .. (i can't even look at a real orange anymore
thanks for that! Theres actually a funny looking orange in my fruit bowl now an I cant help but think...!"
... Oh no.. Please don't touch that orange... There are a couple of plums in the fruit bowl.. Have them instead |
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wouldn't it?
