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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We all lead extremely busy lives nowadays anyone any tips that would make everyone's life that bit easier.
I find that I save a lot of time each day by just washing my cock in the morning That way I don't have to wash my hands after going to the loo
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When employing someone, gather all the C.V.s together and randomly split them into two piles.
Take one pile and throw it in the bin.
This stops you employing anyone unlucky. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Use only economy packs of toilet roll instead of 'luxury' tissue.
You will find that your fingers invariably go through both.
The money You save buying cheaper paper can then be spent on a bar of soap to clean them with |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"When employing someone, gather all the C.V.s together and randomly split them into two piles.
Take one pile and throw it in the bin.
This stops you employing anyone unlucky."
This is fuckin genius
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When employing someone, gather all the C.V.s together and randomly split them into two piles.
Take one pile and throw it in the bin.
This stops you employing anyone unlucky.
This is fuckin genius
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That is fucking genius!
Wow  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Single Men.
When expecting Female company at home,
be sure to leave a carefully placed tape measure in view with the tape pulled out to 9 and a half inches |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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(Puts on Flak jacket)
Motorists.
When asking for directions from a Woman, always look for one with small tits, as they've usually got more brains.
God seldom gives them both |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"(Puts on Flak jacket)
Motorists.
When asking for directions from a Woman, always look for one with small tits, as they've usually got more brains.
God seldom gives them both"
Might need more than a flak jacket pal  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"(Puts on Flak jacket)
Motorists.
When asking for directions from a Woman, always look for one with small tits, as they've usually got more brains.
God seldom gives them both"
Haha the biggest tit in that scenario is the one who is lost  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brush teeth in the shower. A daily time-saver "
Another way to save time in the morning, brush your teeth while peeing in the sink.
Just dont cross the streams!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Puts on Flak jacket)
Motorists.
When asking for directions from a Woman, always look for one with small tits, as they've usually got more brains.
God seldom gives them both"
Does the same apply with cocks? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Puts on Flak jacket)
Motorists.
When asking for directions from a Woman, always look for one with small tits, as they've usually got more brains.
God seldom gives them both
Does the same apply with cocks?"
Ive a small cock and no brains, so that would be a no from me  |
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